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  • June 24, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    That’s gonna leave a STING! πŸ˜‰

    I know, I know, low hanging fruit…

  • June 24, 2016 at 10:10 pm
    Delilah T.

    Politically-speaking, this is not good for Hillary Clinton, and it is good for Donald Trump, because the Dollar now goes up. As discussed in the Forecast Books and webinars, if the Dollar peaks out within six months of January 2017, it favors a Republican being elected president. And now, after the Brexit vote, all safe haven financial vehicles go up (US Dollar, Gold, and US Treasuries). However, I don’t think the Dollar will remain strong because the Fed will now work overtime – and possibly engage in overkill – to engineer monetary policy and financial markets. They will not raise rates (ZIRP returns). They may even implement more policies of accommodation (maybe the return of QE programs). They will do whatever is in their power to keep interest rates down. Because of this, I think the spike up in the Dollar will be short-lived, but the spike up in Gold and Treasuries will last at least into the election. – MMA Cycles Weekly Preview 6/24/2016

    Okay, you can breathe a little easier, can’t you? People will start to demand more accountability from government (politicians and their retinue) and engaging in a childish tantrum like a sit-in on the floor of the House of Representatives is seen as exactly that – CHILDISH.

    And that creepy skank Charlie Rangel, who looks more peculiar every week and owes BIG money all over the place, says it’s okay for HIM to have guns but not US?

    P-L-E-A-S-E!!!!! Can they grow the F – – K up? It’s time some of these gasbags were emptied out and tossed where they belong: on the trash heap they tried to build out of US.

    I’m an optimist. I think the best is yet to come. You all have a nice weekend. Watch the sky: Scorpio has Mars (orangey) to the right and Saturn (yellowish) to the left in the southern sky. Look for it after sunset.

    • June 24, 2016 at 11:49 pm
      Kafiroon

      According to this, 26 of those sniveling crybabies that are supposed to uphold law and order actually own guns. While they cried because they did not get their own way to ban guns.

      http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/us/26-democrats-who-took-part-in-the-pout-in-actually-own-guns

      • June 25, 2016 at 2:03 am
        CB

        Years ago I watched the anti-gun nut Cleveland Amory trash the NRA on the Merv Griffin Show.
        He had in his hand the NRA magazine The American Rifleman. He was reading from it to the TV audience. He said many outrageous things. He had the studio audience jumping up and down yelling ” The Government must do something about them, their members need to be sent to prison!”

        i was probably 13 or 14 at the time. I had two cousins who were NRA members. A few days later I was at their home and read their copy of The American Rifleman. It was the same issue that Amory had. None of the things he supposedly read from the magazine were in it.

        That’s the reason I joined the NRA as soon as I could.

        A few years later I had a big laugh. Amory was arrested on a gun charge. He’d caught some kids stealing apples from his fruit trees. He fired at them with an illegal handgun.

        The Left still champions Amory. To me he is merely a propagandist. One of the reasons the MSM and liberals hate gun owners is that we have very long memories.

      • June 25, 2016 at 5:47 am
        Bill G

        Sigh. You fail to perceive the truth of the matter. Those who are able to become Liberal Elites are the only ones who can be entrusted with a gun. Unlike the unwashed rabble who would go around shooting everyone in sight they are able to know when one should be used.
        sarc/off
        Yes, the left dislikes people with memories, as well as people who look into the issues rather than following the Left Stream Media blindly.

  • June 24, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    “Queen bees like Hillary…”

    Oh my God, there’s more?

    • June 25, 2016 at 8:35 am
      eclark

      Yep, Queens Pelosi, Warren, Boxer, and Feinstein.

      • June 25, 2016 at 9:33 am
        John D. Egbert

        Don’t forget Snowe and Collins — and wannabes like Ayotte and McSally.

      • June 25, 2016 at 2:09 pm

        Evil step-sisters all, but none of them has the full package like Hillary. Unless you count the fey little queen/deity now occupying the throne, and God help us but…

        It makes me nauseous to even think this let alone say or write it, but the only thing possessing all of the (gag) attributes of Clinton v.2 is Obama v.2

        You think they wouldn’t do it? Please. If it should put its crown in the ring, even at this late date, they would toss the beast to get that monster.

      • June 25, 2016 at 10:09 pm
        TheOldMan

        Fortunately Boxer is on the way out. Unfortunately the top two candidates are just younger versions of the imbecile: Harris and Sanchez.

      • June 25, 2016 at 10:49 pm

        Guess my reference was a tad too obscure. Maybe it would have helped if I had referred to the sickening possibility that the replacement for the beast could be the MOOnster.

        That’s right, there are millions of minions who think that simian would make a dandy leader.

  • June 24, 2016 at 10:59 pm
    HB

    Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp!

    I just threw up in my mouth!

    You know those two cucks would do it!

  • June 24, 2016 at 11:40 pm
    eon

    I think she’s more the “direct transfer of life force” type;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7klfuM9cFDI

    clear ether

    eon

  • June 25, 2016 at 12:13 am
    Pamela

    While we need Queen Bees and their Crews for our food supply to continue, we don’t need those mutants which cause Collapse Disorder. Hillary causes the Collapse of everything thing she comes in contact with. Which might explain why Bill always seemed to have Sweet Thangs on the side.

  • June 25, 2016 at 12:32 am
    B Woodman

    What? There’s only those two? Lyin’ Ryan and Mummified Mitch? There has to be more DildoCrats and GOPe RINOs off camera serving the Queer. . . Uuhhhh. . . . Queen Bee.

    • June 25, 2016 at 8:02 pm
      JSStryker

      Add George Will to the list.

  • June 25, 2016 at 12:51 am
    Pete231

    Remember – If attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler….

    • June 25, 2016 at 3:28 am
      Bunkerbuilder

      A group of Clowns is called “an Alley of Clowns”….

      Or maybe a “cabinet” of Clowns, or Kennel of ‘biitchhes”

      A Rat is most dangerous when its cornered and fighting for the White House…..

      • June 25, 2016 at 8:04 pm
        JSStryker

        I’m thinking a “Congress of baboons”

      • June 25, 2016 at 10:12 pm
        interventor

        Sir, you insult baboons.

  • June 25, 2016 at 3:21 am
    Grape

    Royal jelly? That’s a personal lubricant isn’t it?

    • June 25, 2016 at 3:33 am

      No, it’s what RINO spines are made of.

    • June 25, 2016 at 1:07 pm
      Pamela

      Royal jelly is a honey bee secretion that is used in the nutrition of larvae, as well as adult queens.

      Astro-Glide is a personal lubricant that works rather well.

      • June 25, 2016 at 10:19 pm
        Merle

        Doesn’t Astro-Glide claim it can park a B-52 in a dog house? πŸ™‚

    • June 25, 2016 at 4:24 pm
      pyrodice

      I think you’re thinking of he Kentucky Jelly.

      • June 25, 2016 at 6:29 pm
        Pamela

        Nah, too grainy, and the lubricity sustainability is lacking

      • June 25, 2016 at 8:17 pm

        “lubricity sustainability”

        How very anecdotally scientific and salacious. πŸ™‚

  • June 25, 2016 at 5:51 am
    Bill G

    Bees are useful. These folks are much more like vampires.
    Unfortunately they are not fiction despite their speaking so much fiction.
    “always go for the juggler” Love that one, Pete 231!

  • June 25, 2016 at 8:32 am
    nonncom

    I am reminded of the Twilight Zone episode with the killer bee aliens that sucked away life from humans by attaching themselves to the spine….it seems one of them did look like hillery, looking back….

    • June 25, 2016 at 9:03 am
      B Woodman

      Would that bee the 1960s B&W, or 1980s color, Twilight Zone?

    • June 25, 2016 at 9:39 am
      John D. Egbert

      Heinlein (who else?) wrote a novel about this. Suffering CRS as to the title, but the aliens were slug-like creatures from Saturn’s moon Titan.

      • June 25, 2016 at 2:46 pm
        Delilah T.

        Was that ‘The Puppetmasters’ by any chance?

    • June 25, 2016 at 2:14 pm
      eon

      The Outer Limits (original series), actually. “The Invisibles”, episode #19, first aired 3 February 1964. As with the movie The Brain Eaters (1958), the similarities to The Puppet Masters caused some legal problems with RAH.

      BTW, they controlled people, they didn’t “eat their brains”. That was Fiend Without A Face (1958 UK) starring Marshall Thompson. The aliens there looked like brains themselves.

      cheers

      eon

  • June 25, 2016 at 9:07 am
    B Woodman

    “Hold me”

    Hold you? I’d just as soon shoot you, you spineless excuse for a fencepost turtle. You’re one of the reasons we, the citizens of the United States, are in this current situation.

  • June 25, 2016 at 9:35 am
    Big Jim

    From Breitbart today (Bill Maher is certainly not a pal of the Second Amendment, but this is priceless) :

    “Bill Maher, the host of HBO’s β€œReal Time,” mocked Congressional Democrats’ gun control sit-in as β€œlike a toddler in the cereal aisle” on Friday.

    Maher said, β€œI mean, do we need any more proof how dysfunctional this Congress is when they’re literally sitting on the floor like a toddler in the cereal aisle? They said they were going to stay there until gun control passed or mom buys Pop-Tarts. Several of the House members were asked how long they were willing to keep their protest going by staying seated on the floor, and they said, until hell freezes over, or one day. One day. I’ve waited longer for the cable guy. are you f*cking kidding me? Stop guns? They didn’t even stop the cleaning crew from coming in and shampooing the rugs.”

    • June 25, 2016 at 9:42 am
      John D. Egbert

      Proof that a stopped clock is right twice a day and a blind squirrel will occasionally find an acorn . . .

      • June 25, 2016 at 10:16 pm
        interventor

        That scream you heard was when the squirrel found Mahrer’s left acon.

  • June 25, 2016 at 9:48 am

    Yesterday someone -eon?- said Zippy and Hills would react to Brexit with threats, and that she-it (say it quick) wants the focus to be on domesitic and gun issues.

    So let’s see if she-it wants to toss some threats around about this:

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/from-brexit-to-texit-renewed-calls-for-texas-secession-after-eu-vote/ar-AAhBJsh?li=BBnb7Kz

    That’ll get her some focus on domestics and guns, upcloseandpersonal. Better be careful what you wish for, bitch.

    Talk of Texas (and red state nation) secession is nothing new, but ’til yesterday I hadn’t heard the term Texit. I don’t want it to happen unless forced (by communist threat), but I do like that term…I will be using it, and I will be doing it when/if the time comes.

    • June 25, 2016 at 9:54 am

      And here’s a pretty good first threat:

      http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/hawaii-becomes-first-us-state-to-place-gun-owners-on-fbi-database/ar-AAhBtsP?li=BBnb7Kz

      Wonder where that came from? Well, we know who HI’s most famous citizen claimant is, probably looking ahead to a gun-free (well except for his private army, but that’s different) retirement.

      • June 25, 2016 at 2:18 pm
        eon

        Not only are HI’s gun owners to be in a Federal database, but the law allows the state to deny ownership on grounds of “mental aberration”, without doctor’s diagnosis.

        The Governor’s definition of “mental aberration”? Yes, wanting to own a gun. He has called gun owners “sick” and ‘in need of psychiatric help”.

        Now you know what Hillary’s first step will look like.

        (NB- yes, it was me.)

        clear ether

        eon

  • June 25, 2016 at 9:52 am

    I missed the acronym fest yesterday.
    Bureau Against Transferring Firearms Everywhere
    πŸ™‚

    Seems like the red line has stalled, I’m going to check the budget to see if I can budge it along a little more before Chris has to point it out.
    Let’s Roll!

    • June 25, 2016 at 10:03 am

      Okay then, two customers last week, they didn’t say anything about being DBD fans, but I’ll assume they were anyway… +$20 into the pot.

  • June 25, 2016 at 10:04 am

    Do Overs!!

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/britons-split-after-seismic-eu-vote/ar-AAhBY7D?li=BBnb7Kz

    I kinda hope that works, might be handy come November.

    • June 25, 2016 at 10:57 am
      WayneM

      I found the “do-over” petition rather amusing. Kind of like the high school student who cuts class to avoid a quiz then demanding a chance to write after realizing their negligence meant failing the grade.

      Everything I’ve read and seen about Brexit… the level of hyperbole was high… made the Leave vote persuasive. Much of the Remain pitch was dire predictions as opposed to demonstrating the positive impacts of membership. The reason? Inability to find any positive impacts.

      Germany was poised to achieve with bureaucracy what they failed to get by armed conflicts. The EU was rapidly moving toward becoming the United States of Europe. They had all of the trappings of statehood except a standing army… and the EUC was asking for that…

    • June 25, 2016 at 8:25 pm
      JSStryker

      I was nonplussed by the Scots voting to remain but after they decided to remain a part of the United Kingdoms I guess they are afraid they will lose a government teat to suck on and have to go it on their own..

      • June 25, 2016 at 10:20 pm
        interventor

        Spain will veto Scotland for the EU. Worried about Catalonia seceding.

  • June 25, 2016 at 10:44 am
    Ultracon

    What happened to the DHS pig?

    • June 25, 2016 at 10:50 am
      Chris Muir

      That was Sam, theorizing what might be.

      • June 25, 2016 at 11:04 am

        Awww, damnit. Kinda thought so, but it will get real life soon enough…

      • June 25, 2016 at 1:58 pm
        Ultracon

        Man! I missed that completely!

  • June 25, 2016 at 12:32 pm
    Bill

    Chris. That last panel would make a great t-shirt that most of us could wear.

    • June 25, 2016 at 12:47 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      I’d prefer a partial of the first panel on a t-shirt. πŸ™‚
      We all see enough bad things in life.
      But your idea would have the desired effect, though i am considering a different effect.

      How about a wraparound on the T-shirt with the entire strip. This one would be pleasant to Ewww. Two effects in one. the entire idea.
      Just pondering possibilities again, I am.

    • June 25, 2016 at 1:19 pm
      Pamela

      Might want to include “I hope IT has had its shots”

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