Old model Disney animatronic. Newer version such as Al Gore is more advanced — still a stiff.
September 10, 2015 at 1:02 am
Pete231
Just four words for the Hiilinator : “Quick, Henry, the Flit ! Followed by the insertion of a red-hot poker into each ear canal until they meet in the middle of the CPU. “You’re terminated, MoFo !”……………….
September 10, 2015 at 9:37 am
B Woodman
Shades of Dr Seuss! I have an book that reprinted a lot of the old Dr Seuss cartoons riffing on the original Flit ads.
September 10, 2015 at 2:16 am
canuck49
You want interesting? (in the Chinese sense) How about a Republican House and Senate with Hillary as President??!!
September 10, 2015 at 5:35 am
NotYetInACamp
As currently constituted with RINOators in place in the two top positions and scatted throughout, what difference would it make then?
Change RINOs out for new TEA and conservatives.
September 10, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Cliff H
The Democrats are HOPEless
The Republicans are feckless
The TEA Party gives a feck
September 10, 2015 at 3:45 am
Grape
Unplug. Degauss. Reclaim metals.
Plastics to be used in septic tank construction = poetic justice.
September 10, 2015 at 3:58 am
Harry Markowitz
How do I get on your mailing list. Why haven’t I heard of you before. I read the editorials of the WSJ and get the Weekly Standard. You are lot better than Mallard whats-his-name. HMM
September 10, 2015 at 1:22 pm
Chris Muir
There’s a ‘Subscribe’ button, top left!:)
September 10, 2015 at 5:04 am
Bill G
Ayup, but this model was not performing as expected. The replacement unit, Designation: Obola, is performing up to spec and is creating the desired level of destruction.
September 10, 2015 at 6:43 am
eon
Sorry, but any computer that badly programmed would DSA itself at every bootup.
What you’ve got is a primitive lifeform that is governed by its brain’s R-complex. It doesn’t plan, it doesn’t anticipate, and when pressed, it reacts violently and irrationally.
It is also inherently devious, like any second-tier ambush predator.
Lazy, too. Hence the sense of entitlement.
Its sycophants think it’s a lion. It’s really closer to a Komodo dragon.
As for The One…
Weasel. Definitely weasel.
cheers
eon
September 10, 2015 at 7:04 am
OpenTheDoor
Weasel! You’re way too kind, more like a tapeworm.
September 10, 2015 at 6:28 pm
Pete in NC
Hey, weasels help keep the rat population in check, serving a useful purpose. In contrast…
September 10, 2015 at 7:45 am
Alex J
More like The Borg than Terminator. The Clinton Crime Organization will assimilate you!
September 10, 2015 at 9:40 am
B Woodman
Nah, the CCO will more likely assassinate than assimilate. Think Foster.
I still think Shrillery is an early v.0 Terminator, pre-Skynet.
September 10, 2015 at 9:50 am
Spind Drift
Yup, Cankles is the new Borg Queen not a Terminator. Her lack of real empathy and humanistic emotion is typical sociopathic behavior of an entity that wants to take over all free thought and identity. “It takes a Village” should have been our first clue. Vince Foster is now Zero of Three, Sub-tend Arc Unimatrix Alpha Nine.
I think its time to take the safeties off and look for some new Data.
Spin Drift
Resistance is not Futile
September 10, 2015 at 11:52 am
RegT
My guess is that she is on some serious drugs, at least when appearing in public. Maybe large doses of Prozac + Xanax?
September 10, 2015 at 10:40 am
interventor
The Borg queen thought she looked good. Canales denies reality, as well.
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She still needs a lot of bug fixes.
To Democrats, those are not bugs, but features.
Corruption is fine with them, as long as their power and control are increased. The ends justify the means in the craven heart.
Bubba probably buggered her enough when nothing else was handy. Plus, didn’t have to look at her face.
Those aren’t bugs, they’re features.
And I have to say, from an engineering POV, how does that top stay on?
There seems to be a lot of pulling tension on those magnetic pasties.
Apparently, Chris thinks the gravity in Texas is as bad as in Florida. But that’s okay.
Hey, those are the major space industry states…
You have to tear its skull open to turn that on
The temptation to insert 5 kilos of C4 instead then detonate would be too hard to resist
Willie Peter grenade
Do it right.
Use thermite.
Old, slow software running on old, worn hardware.
Terminator will be terminated.
Old model Disney animatronic. Newer version such as Al Gore is more advanced — still a stiff.
Just four words for the Hiilinator : “Quick, Henry, the Flit ! Followed by the insertion of a red-hot poker into each ear canal until they meet in the middle of the CPU. “You’re terminated, MoFo !”……………….
Shades of Dr Seuss! I have an book that reprinted a lot of the old Dr Seuss cartoons riffing on the original Flit ads.
You want interesting? (in the Chinese sense) How about a Republican House and Senate with Hillary as President??!!
As currently constituted with RINOators in place in the two top positions and scatted throughout, what difference would it make then?
Change RINOs out for new TEA and conservatives.
The Democrats are HOPEless
The Republicans are feckless
The TEA Party gives a feck
Unplug. Degauss. Reclaim metals.
Plastics to be used in septic tank construction = poetic justice.
How do I get on your mailing list. Why haven’t I heard of you before. I read the editorials of the WSJ and get the Weekly Standard. You are lot better than Mallard whats-his-name. HMM
There’s a ‘Subscribe’ button, top left!:)
Ayup, but this model was not performing as expected. The replacement unit, Designation: Obola, is performing up to spec and is creating the desired level of destruction.
Sorry, but any computer that badly programmed would DSA itself at every bootup.
What you’ve got is a primitive lifeform that is governed by its brain’s R-complex. It doesn’t plan, it doesn’t anticipate, and when pressed, it reacts violently and irrationally.
It is also inherently devious, like any second-tier ambush predator.
Lazy, too. Hence the sense of entitlement.
Its sycophants think it’s a lion. It’s really closer to a Komodo dragon.
As for The One…
Weasel. Definitely weasel.
cheers
eon
Weasel! You’re way too kind, more like a tapeworm.
Hey, weasels help keep the rat population in check, serving a useful purpose. In contrast…
More like The Borg than Terminator. The Clinton Crime Organization will assimilate you!
Nah, the CCO will more likely assassinate than assimilate. Think Foster.
I still think Shrillery is an early v.0 Terminator, pre-Skynet.
Yup, Cankles is the new Borg Queen not a Terminator. Her lack of real empathy and humanistic emotion is typical sociopathic behavior of an entity that wants to take over all free thought and identity. “It takes a Village” should have been our first clue. Vince Foster is now Zero of Three, Sub-tend Arc Unimatrix Alpha Nine.
I think its time to take the safeties off and look for some new Data.
Spin Drift
Resistance is not Futile
My guess is that she is on some serious drugs, at least when appearing in public. Maybe large doses of Prozac + Xanax?
The Borg queen thought she looked good. Canales denies reality, as well.
Sorry. Cankles.
Good gravy she is ugly.
Another vote for Borg, or perhaps a Borginator?
Where’s a Scrapmaster D when you need one…