I’d say “God let’s hope that’s his areola”, but that would indicate I gave it as much scrutiny as you apparently did.
Loxahatcheeans are weird. Even us former ones.
July 15, 2016 at 9:33 pm
formwiz
We’ve had the full Sam and the full Skye.
A lot of guys seem eager for the full – or any – Naomi.
July 15, 2016 at 9:41 pm
Grunt GI
And…some more Jan…with that long hair pulled back, of course….
July 16, 2016 at 5:40 pm
bob in houston
Hell I’m still hoping the old librarian glasses she used to wear come back!
July 15, 2016 at 9:51 pm
Texas is state of Mind
Full Jan ?
July 15, 2016 at 10:02 pm
Grunt GI
Oh hell yea. And full Naomi….
Mr. Muir is clearly on a roll…all his readers are swooning over the art!
July 15, 2016 at 9:35 pm
Pamela
I just voided the warranty.
Chris- Thank you and Zed is better than Chocolate Cherries
If life were a box of chocolates, I’d be a liquid filled chocolate cherry.
The warmth of your breath and rasp of whiskers cracks,
then softens my hard shell,
causing me to well over as you pluck out my sweet center,
then swallow me down whole.
Oh my. I’d rather read Day by Day than go shopping for ammo.
July 15, 2016 at 11:27 pm
Tim Moyer
See? LOL, I had to replace the screen protector. Even the Zagg HD Glass had problems with this!
July 16, 2016 at 6:46 am
DASTARDLY DAN
Pamela was so flustered that she dropped her avatar
July 16, 2016 at 11:26 am
Arkay
I was going ammo shopping this morning, ’til I saw this. I’ll just sit here for a while and hyperventilate…
Still, Zed in full “300” kit still gets this ol’ heart a-poundin’.
July 15, 2016 at 9:42 pm
Messkit
Hmmmm………I thought there would be more scars…
July 16, 2016 at 12:05 pm
S Hooks
Zed’s a sniper; the enemy never gets close enough to inflict them…
July 16, 2016 at 1:44 pm
pyrodice
Helicopter crash…
July 16, 2016 at 6:51 pm
Messkit
They did recover him from a cave, all busted up…
July 16, 2016 at 7:58 pm
Fox2!
That’s where “Toly joined the cast. Helo pilot.
July 15, 2016 at 9:57 pm
Rodbo
Turnaround is fair play! Congratulations Chis on another year fully funded.
Rodbo
July 15, 2016 at 9:57 pm
WayneM
That untanned patch on Sam’s superior posterior adds such fine definition…
For some reason, I thought Zed would hold his rifle over his gun instead of his hand but whatever… Clearly, you’ve made the day for Pamela and the other ladies.
July 15, 2016 at 11:17 pm
Cliff H
Traditionally when reciting this ditty the man holds his rifle in his strong hand and graps his “package” in the other. This illustration by Chris shows that Zed knows how it’s supposed to be done.
July 15, 2016 at 11:18 pm
Cliff H
Fumble fingers. That should say, …grasps his “package”.
July 16, 2016 at 12:07 am
RegT
Perhaps Lady Pamela meant “graps” as an amalgam of “grasps” and “gropes”?
July 16, 2016 at 12:09 am
RegT
Sort of like “chortle” – a chuckle and a snort at the same times. I’m surprised that Zed can cover the goods with one hand, though.
July 16, 2016 at 12:11 am
RegT
Damn. Sorry, Cliff. I was thinking of Pamela enjoying the scenery when I wrote that. It’s late, and I’ll shut up.
Most definitely art JTC. Tastefully done with a hint showing. Great Hands.
As to porn- there was the idiot that thought he could not be seen from the 405 FWY displaying his parts in full motion on Wednesday.
That was gobsmaking .
Ain’t the “point” of pervs on the fwy to be seen? Ewww!
Bone broth…EWWW! Toldja it was porn! ;b
July 16, 2016 at 6:43 pm
Pamela
Take one loin of beef, remove the bones, roast them.
Take roasted bones, water, spices and red wine, boil then simmer. Remove from heat, strain bones out, then cool.
Next day, skim fat, re-heat broth, reduce down, strain, then cool. Third day, ladle into clean jars, place in pressure canner and can. Bone Broth ready to use on the shelf.
I’m old school with some things. 😉
July 15, 2016 at 11:22 pm
Noelegy
Thank you for remembering your female readers!
Although the female form as you render it is also pleasant to look upon.
July 15, 2016 at 11:28 pm
B Woodman
Ewual opportunity never looked so good.
July 15, 2016 at 11:29 pm
B Woodman
Damned fat thumbs and small tablet. “Equal”
July 16, 2016 at 12:00 am
Pat*
I suppose this is as close to The Full Monty as we female readers are going to get – but doesn’t Zed have even a speck of body hair? And would Damon happen to be showing up next? (Pamela, order ammo online, so as to have more time to read DBD!)
July 16, 2016 at 12:29 am
Pamela
I normally get ammo at the end of a trip to the range where I get to try out weapons to check the fit and feel.
July 16, 2016 at 12:21 am
JohninMd.(Help!?!!)
All we ever see Zed doing is cooking, having an occasional drink, riding the fence with Wade once in awhile, and of course, mounting Sam. So how’s he staying so buff?
July 16, 2016 at 2:42 pm
John Greer
One way would be to do the AFPT once a week just for chuckles. It doesn’t take long.
So the dhimms are seeing the potential comeTrumpPence headed their way.
I was just about to get the flag back to full staff after Dallas, but it looks like a few more days are in order for France (they were there for us once). I hope the day will come soon that we have a CIC that, instead of “condemning in the strongest terms possible”, will say “help is on the way and the threat is going to be isolated and eliminated” (with extreme prejudice).
And whose “condemning in the strongest terms…” speech on Friday actually included the line: “These terrorists are targeting and killing innocent people of all backgrounds and all faiths, including Muslims.”
Those last two words were delivered with special emphasis and a kind of pained and confused expression. One would think he would eventually deliver a similar line such as: “These thugs and gangs in my hometown of Chicago are understandably targeting cops and whitey, but also blacks down on the corner who are just getting their lives together, going back to school, and doing the only job they know how to take care of their families.”
Scott, welcome to DBD. Been enjoying your material at Big Head Press. Thank you.
July 16, 2016 at 3:36 pm
Old Codger
When I learned the rifle/gun rhyme (back in ’71), I was at OCS at Camp Upshire on Quantico and learned it just a tad differently. The way I was taught, it went more like this:
This is my rifle (holding up an M-14),
This is my gun (hand on package).
One is for fucking
The other for fun.
Since it was a combat veteran Marine D.I. delivering the lesson, I suspect the 14 was the tool for “fun”; but then, in a manner of speaking, EITHER “tool” could be used for either purpose.
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Nice balance there Chris – not enough scars tho… any ladies chiming in?
Anybody notice the ring in his nipple?
I’d say “God let’s hope that’s his areola”, but that would indicate I gave it as much scrutiny as you apparently did.
Loxahatcheeans are weird. Even us former ones.
We’ve had the full Sam and the full Skye.
A lot of guys seem eager for the full – or any – Naomi.
And…some more Jan…with that long hair pulled back, of course….
Hell I’m still hoping the old librarian glasses she used to wear come back!
Full Jan ?
Oh hell yea. And full Naomi….
Mr. Muir is clearly on a roll…all his readers are swooning over the art!
I just voided the warranty.
Chris- Thank you and Zed is better than Chocolate Cherries
If life were a box of chocolates, I’d be a liquid filled chocolate cherry.
The warmth of your breath and rasp of whiskers cracks,
then softens my hard shell,
causing me to well over as you pluck out my sweet center,
then swallow me down whole.
Oh my. I’d rather read Day by Day than go shopping for ammo.
See? LOL, I had to replace the screen protector. Even the Zagg HD Glass had problems with this!
Pamela was so flustered that she dropped her avatar
I was going ammo shopping this morning, ’til I saw this. I’ll just sit here for a while and hyperventilate…
Still, Zed in full “300” kit still gets this ol’ heart a-poundin’.
Hmmmm………I thought there would be more scars…
Zed’s a sniper; the enemy never gets close enough to inflict them…
Helicopter crash…
They did recover him from a cave, all busted up…
That’s where “Toly joined the cast. Helo pilot.
Turnaround is fair play! Congratulations Chis on another year fully funded.
Rodbo
That untanned patch on Sam’s superior posterior adds such fine definition…
For some reason, I thought Zed would hold his rifle over his gun instead of his hand but whatever… Clearly, you’ve made the day for Pamela and the other ladies.
Traditionally when reciting this ditty the man holds his rifle in his strong hand and graps his “package” in the other. This illustration by Chris shows that Zed knows how it’s supposed to be done.
Fumble fingers. That should say, …grasps his “package”.
Perhaps Lady Pamela meant “graps” as an amalgam of “grasps” and “gropes”?
Sort of like “chortle” – a chuckle and a snort at the same times. I’m surprised that Zed can cover the goods with one hand, though.
Damn. Sorry, Cliff. I was thinking of Pamela enjoying the scenery when I wrote that. It’s late, and I’ll shut up.
“…Zed can cover the goods with one hand…”
Maybe that’s where all the battle scars are?
Hey! That water’s cold RegT. It’s cold!
See, there’s art, and then there’s porn…
JK, gotta toss a bone to our libidinous lady. 🙂
Just keep your ratios representative, plz.
Most definitely art JTC. Tastefully done with a hint showing. Great Hands.
As to porn- there was the idiot that thought he could not be seen from the 405 FWY displaying his parts in full motion on Wednesday.
That was gobsmaking .
Bones make great broth…
Hope that screen was tasteful too…ewww.
Ain’t the “point” of pervs on the fwy to be seen? Ewww!
Bone broth…EWWW! Toldja it was porn! ;b
Take one loin of beef, remove the bones, roast them.
Take roasted bones, water, spices and red wine, boil then simmer. Remove from heat, strain bones out, then cool.
Next day, skim fat, re-heat broth, reduce down, strain, then cool. Third day, ladle into clean jars, place in pressure canner and can. Bone Broth ready to use on the shelf.
I’m old school with some things. 😉
Thank you for remembering your female readers!
Although the female form as you render it is also pleasant to look upon.
Ewual opportunity never looked so good.
Damned fat thumbs and small tablet. “Equal”
I suppose this is as close to The Full Monty as we female readers are going to get – but doesn’t Zed have even a speck of body hair? And would Damon happen to be showing up next? (Pamela, order ammo online, so as to have more time to read DBD!)
I normally get ammo at the end of a trip to the range where I get to try out weapons to check the fit and feel.
All we ever see Zed doing is cooking, having an occasional drink, riding the fence with Wade once in awhile, and of course, mounting Sam. So how’s he staying so buff?
One way would be to do the AFPT once a week just for chuckles. It doesn’t take long.
Yum!
Can’t help but grin, here.
uh, wow!
Zed is, at the moment, exercising tight gun control.
I feel sure that Zed has proper trigger control of either.
As naked as Sam is most of the time, do you REALLY expect us to believe she has tan lines, Chris? At least it was only the panties.
So the dhimms are seeing the potential comeTrumpPence headed their way.
I was just about to get the flag back to full staff after Dallas, but it looks like a few more days are in order for France (they were there for us once). I hope the day will come soon that we have a CIC that, instead of “condemning in the strongest terms possible”, will say “help is on the way and the threat is going to be isolated and eliminated” (with extreme prejudice).
And whose “condemning in the strongest terms…” speech on Friday actually included the line: “These terrorists are targeting and killing innocent people of all backgrounds and all faiths, including Muslims.”
Those last two words were delivered with special emphasis and a kind of pained and confused expression. One would think he would eventually deliver a similar line such as: “These thugs and gangs in my hometown of Chicago are understandably targeting cops and whitey, but also blacks down on the corner who are just getting their lives together, going back to school, and doing the only job they know how to take care of their families.”
Next up: Common sense truck control.
Thekth thellth, obviouthly.
Scott, welcome to DBD. Been enjoying your material at Big Head Press. Thank you.
When I learned the rifle/gun rhyme (back in ’71), I was at OCS at Camp Upshire on Quantico and learned it just a tad differently. The way I was taught, it went more like this:
This is my rifle (holding up an M-14),
This is my gun (hand on package).
One is for fucking
The other for fun.
Since it was a combat veteran Marine D.I. delivering the lesson, I suspect the 14 was the tool for “fun”; but then, in a manner of speaking, EITHER “tool” could be used for either purpose.
Not bad shape for an old premillennial fart.