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  • October 5, 2016 at 7:54 pm
    Grunt GI

    Chris,
    Be safe.

    Thanks for not killing off Jan. 🙂 This was awesome. I love when Sam taunts her. Like BFFs do.

    • October 5, 2016 at 11:20 pm
      Fox2!

      Get inland before the roads get crowded. Or better yet, head north and west. Lake Okeechobee has hurricane warnings. At the very least, get west of the FEC. Lake City, Valdosta, even Tallahassee look like good choices.

  • October 5, 2016 at 7:58 pm
    Little-Acorn

    You’re liberal because you keep advocating big-govt solutions that have consistently failed to work, while repeatedly claiming you’re “doing something for the ______” (insert the victim group of the week here).

    “Caring” never fed a hungry child.

    • October 5, 2016 at 9:27 pm

      They love to Raise Money to “Raise Awareness” of a problem, but never raise money to actually do something effective to end the problem.

      • October 5, 2016 at 11:50 pm
        Pamela

        How much of the donated money for the last several Hurricanes which nailed Haiti actually made it in to rebuild? How much of that donated money went to keep Shrillary living in the style she demands?

      • October 6, 2016 at 12:09 am

        Buy she has such bad taste in clothing….

      • October 6, 2016 at 3:41 am
        jackdeth72

        Roughly, three cents on each one hundred dollars, Pamela.

      • October 6, 2016 at 11:58 am
        Pamela

        3 cents.
        3 cents won’t even buy a piece of penny candy.

  • October 5, 2016 at 8:16 pm
    KenH

    I think it’s more of you continuing to be a RAT RETARD, Janny….

  • October 5, 2016 at 8:27 pm
    Pamela

    There’s an old saying that goes “I don’t give a rats ass about what you feel, I want to know what you think.”

    Jan-you need to keep the caring for your family, friends and small fluffy animals. Use that brain of yours and all that intelligence to solve problems.

    • October 5, 2016 at 10:23 pm
      B Woodman

      I don’t even care what you think. I care about what you DO. From there, I can figure out what you think.

      • October 5, 2016 at 11:56 pm
        Pamela

        Deeds not words. For the Progs/Libs that have operated on Feelings and Sharing is Caring while ripping us off for decades, getting them to think rationally on a regular basis is a steep step to obtain.
        Doing something logically without creating havoc is the next step.

  • October 5, 2016 at 8:31 pm
    Heltau

    Send in the clowns, no, wait, they are already here.
    This is SO true for me.

  • October 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Just told NYIAC the other night that some of the most educated and “intelligent” people I’ve ever met were some of the most ignorant.

    Signal those virtues ’til the cows come home Jan girl, but if you don’t see that you’re being played as a pawn to further the goals of some of the least virtuous “people” on earth, you’re dumb as a rock.

    • October 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm

      Oh, and she’s a peahen. 🙂

    • October 6, 2016 at 12:19 am

      Dumb as a rock? Naaaaah! She’s dumber than an entire box of rocks.

      Has she ever had to work for a living? Maybe a job would do her some good, perhaps as a waitress at a greasy spoon roadside diner, where the coffee is at least as old as the oldest waitress and twice as bitter.

      • October 6, 2016 at 8:44 am
        Doggo

        I’d settle for getting her a job at DDQ.

      • October 6, 2016 at 8:51 am
        Grunt GI

        Hear! Hear! I second this plan.
        And since Jan is all about helping others, I think she should donate her shirt to Skye.

      • October 6, 2016 at 11:53 am
        TheOldman

        IIRC Jan was a marketing manager.

  • October 5, 2016 at 10:32 pm
    B Woodman

    Conservatives pull out of their own pockets (literally and figuratively) to help those that they feel worthy of helping. Libtards pull out of YOUR pockets (via Gubberment fees, licenses and taxes) to help the victim du joir, whether you feel that they’re worthy of help or not.

    • October 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      That pulling out of others pockets rewards the behavior paid for and creates even more.
      Witness democrat rule in cities and the War on Poverty. there is only a subservient class dependednt on the handouts resulting from that effort. the problems were not solved.
      The big example of the suicide of Europe is another. Europe has imported tens of millions of refugees of whom most are on the dole with their four wives or so and up to 30 childred. With a flat provided by kicking Europens out, school paid for, and no value from all on the invaders, all of them who do know that they have invaded to conquer and destroy the system that is paying for them.
      Minnesota has 85% of the Somalians still on the dole after 15 years here in the country they came to conquer.

      we better fight soon or they will make us the Indians. We better play Cowwboys and muslims. They are playing the same game for about 1400 years, Muslim and Infidel.
      my tribe has killed millions. they have returned the favor. we cost them more than we took.
      Time for my nation to do the same. They have their conquest plans fully on schedule. Islamorealism is required. They are invaders always if they are Muslim.

      • October 6, 2016 at 5:43 am
        David M

        Completely correct.

        Fight we must.

        But, how many actually will?

        When the time comes, it will require the risking of all, of everything. We must be like those brave men on Gen. Washington’s staff who shelled and torched their own mansions to defeat the Redcoats.

        We will have to literally leave our comfort zone, and risk everything…

        Anything less will fail.

      • October 6, 2016 at 6:01 am
        Bill G

        In classic terms, we must risk ‘our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor’.

      • October 6, 2016 at 4:57 pm
        FJZappa

        This is what’s classically known as “Going Galt”

    • October 6, 2016 at 7:53 pm
      Pamela

      A person needs to be very careful about the charities they support.
      Check them out prior to see how the money is spent.
      Or give of your time instead.

  • October 5, 2016 at 10:56 pm
    JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    MerrROWRRR! Cat fight in 4, 3, 2…..

    • October 5, 2016 at 11:00 pm
      B Woodman

      DING! DING! DING! I offer to referee.

      • October 5, 2016 at 11:42 pm
        Pamela

        Mud. Jello, or Oil

      • October 6, 2016 at 12:10 am
        B Woodman

        Yes.

      • October 6, 2016 at 8:45 am
        WayneM

        Yes.

      • October 6, 2016 at 8:52 am
        Grunt GI

        Yes

      • October 6, 2016 at 2:38 pm
        Vince

        Best two out of three each round a different medium.

      • October 6, 2016 at 3:59 pm
        Doc Nova

        Yes to that as well!

  • October 5, 2016 at 11:05 pm
    epilitimus

    Chris, I love the fact that you have found a way to say things so many guys have thought but never dared say, and not get ripped or frozen for saying it.

  • October 5, 2016 at 11:25 pm
    Bill M

    Is it just me or do the lovely ladies here seem to be having trouble keeping the straps of their dresses and tops in the “proper” position (or should I say the “as designed” position). Not that I’m complaining, mind you, just an observation.

  • October 5, 2016 at 11:31 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    So many hear, but they do not see nor comprehend.
    Jan’s life has been effected by her progressive brainwashing. in spite of that brainwashing, she chose well.
    Her feeling have been ignited. A solid shot to the center mass.

  • October 6, 2016 at 12:07 am

    It’s le Cortege du Sirdar – the procession of the Sardar, foot soldiers ahead of him, he’s midway back in the parade. Back far enough to be important but not so far that the dust of those in front blows up in his face. His mount, whether horse, dromedary or elephant, is larger than anyone else’s, and he has an assistant with bags of silver and gold coins which he flings into the crowd as he passes.

    Doesn’t matter if it’s Xerxes the God-King or the Fool on the Hill, or even that wizened crone applying for the job now. There’s no difference between the Sirdar and them.

    I have a couple of ancient coins from the Bronze Age, 300AD, one silver and one copper. A drop of molten metal was dripped onto a flat rock, stamped on one side, then flipped over and stamped on the other side. The Sassanian Empire. So little difference exists between those ancients and these libretards and progtards so desperate for a Supreme Ruler that they will give up everything that matters to be willing slaves of a Dictator. If only they had their very own planet.

    They should be careful what they wish for. Very, very careful.

    • October 6, 2016 at 3:56 am
      NotYetInACamp

      All of us would happily tend the doors in the Kingdom of God.

      These evil ones today and in the past choose much less, and poorly. They sell who they are for so little.

  • October 6, 2016 at 12:21 am
    Calvin

    Thousand year old wisdom…..the road to hell is paved with good intentions

  • October 6, 2016 at 4:22 am
    canuck49

    Chris,
    I wonder how long before this lot is treating Jan the same as they treat Skye?

    • October 6, 2016 at 5:24 am
      S'aaruuk

      Skye is a progtard slut totally incapable of recognizing or acknowledging, let alone accepting any view/position other than her own. Jan, by virtue of being married to Damon is a bit more open minded as well as more intelligent.

    • October 6, 2016 at 8:39 am
      Jess Sain

      Alas, pointing out the lack of logic and fallacies of their thinking is a job someone has to do in the hope that a little improvement can be had.

  • October 6, 2016 at 6:03 am
    SteveH

    If Jan wises up too much, Chris will have to bring in another libtard character to take her literary place. In that regard, Skye can only do so much of the heavy lifting.

  • October 6, 2016 at 6:09 am
    Bill G

    Caring, without meaningful action, is meaningless.
    Alas, caring followed by an expensive show that others paid for, is what the left runs on.
    And the DMC’s massive coverage of the Canine and Equine show will have no mention of the lack of positive results and it certainly will never touch the negative results.

  • October 6, 2016 at 6:44 am
    GWB

    So, after not killing Jan in the dream sequence, you’re trying to get her to self-immolate? Tsk-tsk-tsk.
    *wags my finger in disapprobation while grinning*

  • October 6, 2016 at 7:23 am
    tomstockton

    Trying to remember wa-a-ay back in DBD history… how did Damon and Jan meet? Were they both working at the same place? Outside of Skye, I don’t recall any of the other characters NOT working… Of course, my “recall” ain’t what it used to be.

    As “they” say — YMMV.

    Regards,
    Tom

    • October 6, 2016 at 8:55 am
      Doggo

      Back when they lived in only 2 dimensions, Jan, Damon, Zed, and Sam all worked in the same office.

  • October 6, 2016 at 8:13 am
    Scout

    Virtue signalling by marrying a black man? A provocative statement. Or maybe not. I was in Europe for 27 years. Young German libtards are HUGE about virtue signalling. Perhaps it is then no coincidence that around any American military installation, there were throngs of German single mothers with mixed race children. They had to prove they weren’t racist, you know.

    • October 6, 2016 at 9:36 am
      nglitz

      By marrying a conservative man.

  • October 6, 2016 at 8:34 am
    Jess Sain

    Projectionism. Such as 6 WaPo lamestreamers likening Donald Trump to Hitler. Meanwhile the FCC mocks the idea of a free press.

  • October 6, 2016 at 8:53 am
    WayneM

    One of the classic pouts of those with Borderline Personality Disorder is others cannot understand how they care too much. The reality? Those with BPD are emotionally deregulated so their decisions, action, behaviours, even personalities are all built on emotions… In other words, drama, drama and more drama… ultimately this is pernicious to them and everyone around them. BPD can be treated but there is no cure.

    The reason I mention this? Replace Borderline with Liberal and all of the the same holds true.

  • October 6, 2016 at 10:42 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Look at the Democrat ticket itself: Kaine and Disabled.
    Full on Peacock virtue display of mental incompetence and physical lack. Each increases the display of the other with even greater lack.

    Well. They both are disabled when it comes to mental processes.

    Their inabilities are designed and directed at the decades of brainwashing done by the progressive education system.

    By the way, many must be abandoned to their fate when a great test comes. They made their beds and would not leave them.

    • October 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm
      Kafiroon

      There are possibilities that ‘great test’ will come so hard and fast that they will be dead before they realize that.

  • October 6, 2016 at 1:50 pm
    Pamela

    Been sitting here, drinking coffee, watching the storm coverage, listening to Luke sing about skin on skin. Thinking about sex, money, more sex and politics. And more sex. Seems to me that sex or the lack of, is the linking component is this election.

    Bill didn’t or couldn’t meet Hilly’s needs; or the other side of the coin is Hilly couldn’t or wouldn’t meet Bill’s needs. I’d say it’s sixes. Maybe he wasn’t endowed enough by his creator in that department. She might have needed a trunk instead of a twig. Or realized she swung the other way, and was too much of a hypocrite to admit it and get out.

    Whatever the result of this pairing, we are being hammered with the unresolved needs of Hilly. Those needs are killer to all outside her circle. The addiction to being President outweighs reason.

    Delilah speaks of the Le Cortege du Sirdar. That is an apt description.
    A small twist to that narrative. I think Hilly sees herself in a triumphal march a la Augustus Octavius Caesar with a whole lot of people in chains being driven before her and the depravity of Tiberius Caesar.

    I surmise she can not stand the thought of having Melania Trump eclipsing her as First Lady. The Medusa versus Athena.

    I’d say if all comes down to sex this election cycle.
    That Donald will getting it from his totally gorgeous wife if elected and Hilly will need to seek it elsewhere.

    • October 6, 2016 at 3:17 pm
      Bill

      Hilly has sought it elsewhere for years. Remember the little kept Arkansas secret: Chelsea isn’t Bill’s daughter. She’s actually Webster Hubbell’s daughter, confirmed by none other than Bill Clinton himself: http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/huge-scandal-chelsea-isnt-bill-clintons-daughter/

      • October 6, 2016 at 5:25 pm
        Pamela

        That is the rumor with some corroborative evidence from good sources.
        Why didn’t she just walk away? If he knew he was sterile and didn’t inform her prior to the marriage, that is fraud in a lot of states. Or by then, did they have too much dirty laundry on each other to walk away?
        Goes to motive and lack of character.

      • October 6, 2016 at 8:43 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        Know undisclosed sterility was a valid reason for an annulment in the Roman Catholic Church. Still is.

        Chelsea’s big lower lip, like Forest’s friend Bubba of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., is also seen in Chelsea’s grandmother. So I have heard. I don’t know. Webster and Hillary are said to have been an item back then.

      • October 6, 2016 at 9:25 pm

        The pictures sure do tell the story, yes?

    • October 6, 2016 at 10:13 pm

      Slick Willie is known to have a crooked pecker. Monica said so. And Chelsea’s bulldog lower jaw – massive malocclusion there. Probably does get it from her grandmother.

  • October 6, 2016 at 4:43 pm
    Solaratov

    Luke who sing about skin on skin?
    On youtube?

    You sure do think about sex a lot, Pamela.
    As an aside, I really, really do like dangerous redheads.
    And sex.

    Just thought I’d mention that.

    • October 6, 2016 at 5:15 pm
      Pamela

      Solartov

      Luke Bryan – Kill the Lights Yes to Youtube
      Skin to skin, don’t care where we’ve been
      Pull me in and kill the lights

      I spent 5 years writing erotica, so yes I do think a lot.
      I’m not dangerous. Well maybe a little.

      • October 6, 2016 at 7:25 pm
        Solaratov

        Five years! Hard core or soft?
        Only a little? There are times when I read what you’ve written and you seem quite capable of being extremely dangerous.
        Are you really a redhead?

      • October 6, 2016 at 7:48 pm
        Pamela

        Soft. A writer should be able to paint a picture with words that leaves the reader the impression they are watching a movie.
        Being dangerous is about control, and the removal of safeguards when required. It’s about choice.

        Yes I am a real redhead.

      • October 6, 2016 at 10:15 pm

        I had to learn whats to not use unless I want to squick my readers. But it’s fun to let your imagination run off into the wild blue….

      • October 6, 2016 at 10:28 pm
        Pamela

        An imagination run off into the wild blue surely is fun.

        Especially during an open mic night when you hear that sharp intake of breath and “Oh God” from the audience.

      • October 7, 2016 at 12:01 am

        A little something from Spain’s greatest poet:

        El remanso de aire
        bajo la rama del eco.

        El remanso del agua
        bajo fronda de luceros.

        El remanso de tu boca
        bajo espesura de besos.

      • October 6, 2016 at 10:42 pm
        Rocky

        Pamela, what did you write? Is it posted where I could read it?

      • October 6, 2016 at 11:33 pm

        Would you like a poem, dear Rocky?

  • October 6, 2016 at 5:08 pm
    Interventor

    Jan, for all her faults, is well above Skype. Jan married a responsible man, who cares for her. She’s a good mother to her kids.

    • October 6, 2016 at 5:29 pm
      Pamela

      Responsible works and out trumps idiocy 99% of the time.

  • October 6, 2016 at 5:08 pm
    Interventor

    Skye

  • October 6, 2016 at 9:06 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    ” — How much of the donated money for the last several Hurricanes which nailed Haiti actually made it in to rebuild? How much of that donated money went to keep Shrillary living in the style she demands? – ”

    The Earthquake and Hurricane money is how the elite of Haiti keep their cash flow solvent. How else can they pay for their Haitian kids educations in the best schools in France and Switzerland, and keep them in fine chalets or villas, and visit them at school in the new BMW’s they just picked up in the factory in Munich?

    If I had gotten $15,0000,000 (less for less) my business associate and I could have built 1000 homes and a village on 190 hectare (we had 590 hectares committed) with church, school, offices, commercial, markets, industrial and areas for farming and other jobs within 15 miles of Port-Au-Prince on stable ground where over 50 years ago people said the capital should be moved to. Good water. Almost self contained. The homes were engineered to withstand an 8.0 earthquake and Category 5 hurricanes. The architect’s design was scored highest significantly over 2227 huge and small firms worldwide by an architectural control firm located in The City of London surrounded by London, that also had supervised the rebuild of Kuwait City after the First Gulf War.
    We tried to get money from the Clinton/Bush foundation, but they pulled out of Haiti for a while when a banker that we also were in discussion with was executed with 4 bullets directly into his face at his home.
    I had demanded two million allowance for security in order to deliver the product. I know about Haiti.
    Do not trust the government nor ever give them money. Same with the Catholic Church there. The people say the same thing.
    The business of many is the misery of the people. That brings the money they get their graft from. many fed at the graft of the haiti Earthquake and from the four hurricanes that hit it in one period. Nothing was built. Underneath the pleasant and developed culture of haiti is a dark streak of violence and murder.

    Any help must be done to build the power of people in too many ways. But the people have to direct what they will do or not do.
    So many come and do things the Haitians do ot want.
    We had the best village design that I ever saw. It was partially tweaked to Haiti’s senses and sensibilities.
    No one in power really wanted the problems to be solved, or if they actually did, they could not fight the collective elite power. this evil cesspool was where the Clinton’s were able to steal so much, because others already were stealing so much. The Clinton’s are just so good at it.

    • October 6, 2016 at 9:27 pm

      Remember, my friend, you speak of Hitlery. aka: Lady Satan.

    • October 6, 2016 at 9:37 pm
      Pamela

      NYIAC

      Sir my hat if off to you for the information you’ve imparted.
      I am impressed that you wanted to make life better and secure for them, and had it properly planned out. Damn the greedy bastards.

      Time for the old Stones adage to be put into good use in dealing with the enemies to Freedom.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqMl5CRoFdk

      Motivation for people comes down to Need Want Require and Desire.
      Knowing the difference, well that’s another story.

      • October 6, 2016 at 10:54 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        Thank you.
        The stories of the Clinton people getting out of Dodge, oops, Haiti, the day after the banker was executed face on, are ridiculous to absurd. A face on execution is a message. One group ran out to their Land rover (required status UN and international vehicle) and found all four tires slashed. They ran back into the hotel. They negotiated with the proprietor a cab ride to the airport of about 15 miles for over $800 cash. The trip was worth a cab ride of $50 or less.
        The judged competition was to distribute $330,000,000 to the ten highest scoring groups on the competition. The supervisor got the last share.
        Think of South Park and Little Stanley being taken by his father to deposit his grandma’s check.
        The $330,000,000 was said to have hit the Haitian government bank. The sender said it was sent. The Haitian government said that it never arrived.
        “And it’s gone.”
        There was no intention to solve the problems. That goes across so many governments internationally, and international organizations.
        Think Hillary and Bill. Examples.
        Hillary has never solved a problem, yet every act she took is applauded to high heaven like all of the Korean dictators smallest act always is. And people swallow it.
        People always sell the hammer they have. production lines wish to sell what they have a vested interest in.
        Graft ensures that. So it was in King George’s time. So it is now.
        They destruction of all cultures and mushing them together in the claimed superior diverse tasteless mush (no salt even) is claimed to be the future. look even at all of the people in the Jehovah’s Witnesses’ booklets where the people sit down with the lion and the lamb. As well as the acts bent on destroying all nationalism being enacted now. Such is claimed for Islam. So does Soros and others spend billions to destroy all culture.
        haiti I see now, was designed to experiment on how the new control will apply.
        Even at a meeting at the law school, one professor explained how they had tried to impose a useful way to schedule hearings and manage prisoners for hearings. It helped. Then when the forms ran out, no one even had a copy machine to make more. ‘International man’ imposed usefulness stops when the supplied goods run out. No consideration as to what the Haitians will do. A ‘solution’ imposed, and then not done after the simplest, to us, supplies run out.
        This is like imposing third world jihadis into Western Civilization and then expecting them top act western because they are here now and exposed to the “wonderful and enlightened’ culture and civilization that they should flock to and embrace, thus casting aside their head chopping off, raping, stoning to death, slavery, plundering, and following of Sharia Law.
        That’s enough for this comment.
        We have left sanity in much of the control and guidance in this world.

      • October 6, 2016 at 10:57 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        I forgot to say that too much of my life fits that. Some of my wants not gotten were really needs.
        I have been crushed too many times. I still am in the battle.

      • October 6, 2016 at 10:59 pm
        Chris Muir

        keep it a little tighter,mm?Thnx

      • October 6, 2016 at 11:09 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        I just thought that and was going to comment.

        HEY! I thought that you were busy and preoccupied by that same thing that I am still worrying about?

        Stay safe.

        I thought the cat was away. My mistake. (Actually I just started writing and was too stressed to think about condensing it.)

      • October 6, 2016 at 11:19 pm
        Pamela

        Chris

        Drinks all around in the DDQ Bar. Top Shelf only.
        On me.

  • October 6, 2016 at 11:57 pm

    NYIAC, looks like less impact on us inland than feared, and I think and hope even for son in Palm Beach Gardens, though I haven’t talked to him yet.

    Big Matt does seem to be edging over more into Chris though, hopes and prayers for the best. Of course the scuttlebutt is that the bastard plans a loop and a second shot at us. 🙁

    Speaking of second shots, thinking of another go in Haiti? No I didn’t think so, you do not strike me as fitting the definition of insanity per Einstein.

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