Perhaps because he was inside the house screaming ‘A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT! LEFT!’
‘That’s the spot……’
September 14, 2016 at 9:10 pm
KenH
Slick needs some vivisection, for the experience, just because….
September 14, 2016 at 9:12 pm
Grunt GI
You know, those poor girls look like they are working hard…maybe Jan could come help!? Maybe!?
September 14, 2016 at 9:13 pm
Pamela
Is Hillary hiding striped stockings underneath?
We know she wants the Ruby Reds just so she can pop into anywhere to catch Bill or anyone else.
Watch out if she does the “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too.”
September 14, 2016 at 9:20 pm
Spin Drift
“and I’ll make a flying monkey out of your little dog too.” As to the e-mails, you do know that www stands for wicked witch of the west. Just saying that Occum’s Razor of Coincidence is strong in that one.
Spin
“Toto I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore.”
September 15, 2016 at 12:29 pm
Pamela
She gives witches a bad name. Bill really must have wanted a a fairy princess when he kissed that toad and it turned into Hillary.
September 14, 2016 at 9:34 pm
WayneM
Perhaps it’s just me… I can’t help but wonder what kind of mischief is keeping Javier so occupied?
Oh and if Jan is too busy with childcare, perhaps Naomi could help at the DDQ?
September 14, 2016 at 10:03 pm
Ozymandias
“Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?”
September 15, 2016 at 2:50 am
West_rhino
How about a nice grain alcohol and rain water
September 15, 2016 at 8:18 pm
Merle
Naw, for her make it wood alcohol…..and swamp water
Merle
September 15, 2016 at 9:03 am
Andy
Nice “Dr. Strangelove” reference.
September 14, 2016 at 10:03 pm
DASTARDLY DAN
Anyone remember the original ‘Westworld’ movie with Yul Brenner? There was a barmaid wounded in a gunfight. One of the guests gave her a drink of water. She resisted, he didn’t know she was a robot and forced it on her.
Needless to say he let the smoke out.
All that to say OF COURSE Hillary won’t drink water!
“Pulling back the curtain” to find Bubba pulling the levers?
He ain’t that smart, or that industrious. I do think he would take the chair if offered, and I do think the Wizard whoever he may be, could invoke the Arkancide option to oust the interloper beast to make it happen. And do you doubt for a minute that the electorate -popular or collegiate- would vote him in?
And of all the birds who could take the place of the blue, peckerwood would be my choice too. Being not smart or industrious and preoccupied with extracurricular activity might be our best chance to survive to a ’20 reset.
September 14, 2016 at 11:14 pm
CB
Back in the 90’s I was at a rodeo where one of the clowns told the following joke;
Bill and Hillary pull into a gas station.
The guy pumping gas is Hillary’s former boyfriend.
Bill makes fun of the guy.
Hillary tells him; “If I’d married him he’s be president now and you’d be pumping gas!”
I’ve heard that one, but Slick does have a talent. That disingenuous empathy and piousness that Chris invoked in the ‘toon…”Ah feeeel yer pain!” along with his blow-dried ‘do and faux Southern twang would make him a perfect televangelist, claiming a direct line to the Almighty, crying and hustling the pensions of poor old housebound widowed believers, and banging the secretaries and wives and daughters of his flock.
He’d have been better off without her. He’d be just as perverted, just as rich, and just as doomed to hell in the hereafter as he is now, all without ever having had to wake up to that horrid witch of the east (Wellesley woman dontcha know). Well, until they wake up together in the inferno of ol’ Beelzebub.
September 15, 2016 at 7:00 am
Bill G
I’ll claim that same location for this old saw:
A traveler stopped for the night, had a meal and steps into the bar for a drink. The Hildabeast is on the TV news, and he looks up at her image and says “That old witch is a horse’s ass!”
BAM! He’s on the floor, as the guy to his right socked him one.
He gets up, and Slick is now on th etube, so he says “And he’s a horse’s ass, too!”
POW! The guy on the left has flattened him.
He slowly gets up, backs away, and says “Sorry, but I couldn’t believe this was Clinton country.”
Everyone looks at him, all of them angry, and the bartender says “Mister, this is horse country.”
September 15, 2016 at 7:52 am
TheOriginalMexicanBob
It’s George Soros pulling the levers. The kind of “walking money” he hands out to leftists everywhere is like a flame drawing in the Clintons like it does moths.
No doubt GS is up in that booth but he’s got a lot of help in there now…zillionaires galore are throwing multi-millions into the pot; Soros, Buffet, Gates, the facebook fuckfaces, and there’s always Bloomie too. They are mostly trying to buy Trump out of office rather than buying the beast in though, so they’d be good with any of those bought and paid souls, all of whom would gladly dance on their strings.
September 14, 2016 at 11:18 pm
eon
I think that translates to “schizophreniform disorder”. Or in plain non-technical English, she’s losing it.
Dementia is a late-term symptom of several disorders, including ALS. Couple that with her essentially psychopathic personality, and you basically have a ticking time bomb.
clear ether
eon
September 15, 2016 at 12:45 am
epilitimus
Hmmmm….Skye is questioning the party line?….Could it be possible a doubt has managed to squirm its way into her atrophied brain?
Not until after she loses in November.
Please, God, keep her alive for a few more weeks…
September 15, 2016 at 7:04 am
Bill G
Yes, I cannot believe any possible replacement candidate would be as easy to beat as she is becoming.
I also think there’d be a sympathy vote, especially if Fauxcahontas came to be the new candidate.
So a sympathy vote would make her hard to beat? Don’t think so. There’s no sympathy or empathy or soul or any other genuine humanity in that crowd. The redbird (‘specially when they prove the red rubs off) ain’t got a chance of making the cut.
OTOH, either the blackbird or the woodpecker would be a lock for the nom. Question is, which is better for us? If you subscribe to the notion that as DT says the whole thing is rigged and the dims have it, gimmee Billy over Bobo any day.
Slick will lay back and coast on his awesome legacy of the 90’s (you know, the one RR handed him) and do minimal further harm, while Zip desperately wants to create one before he goes, a very dangerous possibility.
September 15, 2016 at 12:47 am
epilitimus
As for Bill feeling her pain. that was just psychological as he knew she had his testicles in her purse.
September 15, 2016 at 8:21 am
PaulS
I doubt his testicles ever got anywhere near her purse, that’s not how Willy rolls.
September 15, 2016 at 7:57 pm
epilitimus
I maintain that Bill’s balls were the price for Hillary’s Tammy Wynette.
September 15, 2016 at 2:48 am
West_rhino
There should be flying monkeys
September 15, 2016 at 6:17 am
B Woodman
“What did you FEEEL when you pulled the trigger and shot that terrorist?”
“A slight recoil.”
September 15, 2016 at 7:10 am
Bill G
I can’t say that I go along with the idea that merely not being of use to the Clinton Crime Cartel is hazardous.
Then again, I don’t think the left has Enemies Lists.
I think they have Friends lists. And if you’re on that list and the think you’re turning, or not on the list and come to their attention, then watch your six.
September 15, 2016 at 11:38 am
Corvette
Chris,
No one has mentioned that the souette at the bar looks a lot like Zed’s dad who died in a mysterious way. Plot foreshadowing are we?
No mystery about Wade’s passing; he died in Zed’s arms.
Much as I imagine Mr. Muir the senior simultaneously did. Painful to all concerned, but there’s no better way to go than embraced in the arms and the love of family.
September 15, 2016 at 12:38 pm
Pamela
There are some who, no matter where they are, continue to watch over and protect those they love.
September 15, 2016 at 6:08 pm
Henry
Lately, ZED looks a lot like Zed’s dad. Occam’s Razor…?
September 15, 2016 at 12:05 pm
NanGee
Re: Hillary’s health — .In literature, this would be called “deux ex machina” — Deus ex Machina (god from the machine) …an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel. Also known as “the hand of God”. I think maybe God is tired of being pushed around by Allah.
September 15, 2016 at 1:59 pm
James/G
For those who don’t hang out at Baen’s Bar, we had a challenge;
Do parody song lyrics about Hildabeast, to the song ‘Betty Davis Eyes’.
The first Draft by a fellow, handle of Richvh:
Her hands are full of gold
Her lips, full of lies
Her hands are always cold
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll turn the fibbies on you
Before you can think twice
She’s come from Chicago
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
And she’ll tease you
She’ll unease you
All the better just trap you
She’s atrocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a blow crush
She’s got Bubba Clinton’s standard lies
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll let you sell your home
It whets her appetite
She’ll climb up on her throne
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll make you tumble for her
Roll you like you were dice
Until you’re black and blue
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She’s ferocious, and she know just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the Dems think she’s alright
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll tease you
She’ll unease you
Just to please her
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll expose you
When she snows you
She knows you
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
How many want sam to sing it at a karaoke night? 🙂
Only if she can work in the rhyming word “demise” at the end.
And the DDQ crowd goes wild!
September 15, 2016 at 6:07 pm
Pamela
James/G
Thanks for the great parody from Richvh
I have a stitch in my side from laughing
Here is a possible stanza with demise
She’ll tease you
She’ll unease you
She’ll expose you
When you surmise
The extent of Hill’ry Clinton lies
She laughs, then will tase you
when she orders your demise
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
September 15, 2016 at 4:50 pm
NotYetInACamp
I still think that Deus Ex Machina or not, there is still the need to expect anything and everything from the Hillary camp and all that desire her to “win” this election. There are many others considering themselves a deus that wish to void any events that make Hillary a loser.
Election theft still is in front of us. Voter fraud also exists. The exit poll planned sounds a reasonable way to offset the massive fraud possible that may steal the election. Admissible evidence into court that can sway a dispute must be collected. Otherwise the opposition may make a maximum effort f they see no opposition in any area.
Right now is time for a practice mobilization of people with their groups desiring to defend the Republic. Practice working together to get more people registered that would viote for Trump in the nex two weeks. Many states have a cut off date to register that is one month before the election. Find out. These are practice in working together in case all goes wrong.
The weapons placed infroont of you is the ballot. registering people to use that ballot if of extreme importance. If just those gun owners and bible owners who have, paraphrasing Obama’s intended insult, clung to them, would just register and vote, then the evil that is Hillary or her replacement, or Mr. Kaine, a hater of the 2nd Amendment and more, will be prevented from the power that will have the legal basis to remove guns when the Supreme Court is packed with gun haters. Look at all of the Christians murdered as a result of the actions of Hillary, Bill, and Obama. North Africa, Syria and Iraq has been a killing field for those not Muslim which includes hundreds of thousands to possibly millions of Christians murdered.
I have registered people to vote across decades. i rather enjoy it. Start with family, friends, gun clubs, Veterans groups, churches, neighborhood, etc. You can limit who you ask if you know that they are brainwashed. Do not pester people. Offer. have fun. It is the nation at stake this time.
remember they will not feel your pain when they impose more on us.
September 15, 2016 at 4:53 pm
NotYetInACamp
If anybody wonders where I was, I jokingly reference and paraphrase the situation and comment in Serenity as the source and with the comment:
We were in her bunk.
All in fun.
September 15, 2016 at 6:22 pm
Pamela
“Can’t do somethin’ smart, do somethin’ right’.” Shepard Book
Whoa. Wait a minute. “We were in her bunk. ”
Who’s the her? Please tell me you didn’t tap Skye?
September 15, 2016 at 6:56 pm
NotYetInACamp
No. Though I have had many Leftist and Democrat girls and women chase me. Skye could never be a pilot. She has no proper direction. I still have not been properly caught. Lot’s of improper, but no downright right catch. That it is not Skye. Skye is not sufficient. That person could never be tolerated, nor ever be what is needed and wanted. Those women are also way to easy to manipulate, which I do not value. That she is constantly manipulated seem her main story line so far.
I have done a few smart things and a few right things lately. Including some very right things. I am at an impasse for now. Time will tell. There is still so much to do.
September 15, 2016 at 7:18 pm
Pamela
You avoided the any port in a storm scenario.
Wise Man.
“I still have not been properly caught”
Watch your six. One will pursue until you catch her.
September 15, 2016 at 7:42 pm
B Woodman
Doesn’t drink water, eh? Hydrophobia? Hence, rabies? Who wants to form a “Guess Hillery’s Disease” pool? All proceeds go to Chris. I’m in for a tenner.
September 15, 2016 at 7:44 pm
B Woodman
Winner gets bragging rights as “Doctor to the DNC”. And maybe (permission granted) doctor to the DDQ – and Sam. . . .. .
50 Comments
I take it Willie will never see the inside of the DDQ.
Remember why W.C. Fields wouldn’t drink water…
see also (for the quote)… https://garygarthmccann.com/2013/12/15/i-dont-drink-water-because-fish-fuck-in-it-w-c-fields/
Perhaps because he was inside the house screaming ‘A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT! LEFT!’
‘That’s the spot……’
Slick needs some vivisection, for the experience, just because….
You know, those poor girls look like they are working hard…maybe Jan could come help!? Maybe!?
Is Hillary hiding striped stockings underneath?
We know she wants the Ruby Reds just so she can pop into anywhere to catch Bill or anyone else.
Watch out if she does the “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too.”
“and I’ll make a flying monkey out of your little dog too.” As to the e-mails, you do know that www stands for wicked witch of the west. Just saying that Occum’s Razor of Coincidence is strong in that one.
Spin
“Toto I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore.”
She gives witches a bad name. Bill really must have wanted a a fairy princess when he kissed that toad and it turned into Hillary.
Perhaps it’s just me… I can’t help but wonder what kind of mischief is keeping Javier so occupied?
Oh and if Jan is too busy with childcare, perhaps Naomi could help at the DDQ?
“Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?”
How about a nice grain alcohol and rain water
Naw, for her make it wood alcohol…..and swamp water
Merle
Nice “Dr. Strangelove” reference.
Anyone remember the original ‘Westworld’ movie with Yul Brenner? There was a barmaid wounded in a gunfight. One of the guests gave her a drink of water. She resisted, he didn’t know she was a robot and forced it on her.
Needless to say he let the smoke out.
All that to say OF COURSE Hillary won’t drink water!
“Pulling back the curtain” to find Bubba pulling the levers?
He ain’t that smart, or that industrious. I do think he would take the chair if offered, and I do think the Wizard whoever he may be, could invoke the Arkancide option to oust the interloper beast to make it happen. And do you doubt for a minute that the electorate -popular or collegiate- would vote him in?
And of all the birds who could take the place of the blue, peckerwood would be my choice too. Being not smart or industrious and preoccupied with extracurricular activity might be our best chance to survive to a ’20 reset.
Back in the 90’s I was at a rodeo where one of the clowns told the following joke;
Bill and Hillary pull into a gas station.
The guy pumping gas is Hillary’s former boyfriend.
Bill makes fun of the guy.
Hillary tells him; “If I’d married him he’s be president now and you’d be pumping gas!”
I’ve heard that one, but Slick does have a talent. That disingenuous empathy and piousness that Chris invoked in the ‘toon…”Ah feeeel yer pain!” along with his blow-dried ‘do and faux Southern twang would make him a perfect televangelist, claiming a direct line to the Almighty, crying and hustling the pensions of poor old housebound widowed believers, and banging the secretaries and wives and daughters of his flock.
He’d have been better off without her. He’d be just as perverted, just as rich, and just as doomed to hell in the hereafter as he is now, all without ever having had to wake up to that horrid witch of the east (Wellesley woman dontcha know). Well, until they wake up together in the inferno of ol’ Beelzebub.
I’ll claim that same location for this old saw:
A traveler stopped for the night, had a meal and steps into the bar for a drink. The Hildabeast is on the TV news, and he looks up at her image and says “That old witch is a horse’s ass!”
BAM! He’s on the floor, as the guy to his right socked him one.
He gets up, and Slick is now on th etube, so he says “And he’s a horse’s ass, too!”
POW! The guy on the left has flattened him.
He slowly gets up, backs away, and says “Sorry, but I couldn’t believe this was Clinton country.”
Everyone looks at him, all of them angry, and the bartender says “Mister, this is horse country.”
It’s George Soros pulling the levers. The kind of “walking money” he hands out to leftists everywhere is like a flame drawing in the Clintons like it does moths.
No doubt GS is up in that booth but he’s got a lot of help in there now…zillionaires galore are throwing multi-millions into the pot; Soros, Buffet, Gates, the facebook fuckfaces, and there’s always Bloomie too. They are mostly trying to buy Trump out of office rather than buying the beast in though, so they’d be good with any of those bought and paid souls, all of whom would gladly dance on their strings.
I think that translates to “schizophreniform disorder”. Or in plain non-technical English, she’s losing it.
Dementia is a late-term symptom of several disorders, including ALS. Couple that with her essentially psychopathic personality, and you basically have a ticking time bomb.
clear ether
eon
Hmmmm….Skye is questioning the party line?….Could it be possible a doubt has managed to squirm its way into her atrophied brain?
Stranger things have happened. And it’s a helluva sprout when it pops.
Death, soon, would be very good.
Not until after she loses in November.
Please, God, keep her alive for a few more weeks…
Yes, I cannot believe any possible replacement candidate would be as easy to beat as she is becoming.
I also think there’d be a sympathy vote, especially if Fauxcahontas came to be the new candidate.
So a sympathy vote would make her hard to beat? Don’t think so. There’s no sympathy or empathy or soul or any other genuine humanity in that crowd. The redbird (‘specially when they prove the red rubs off) ain’t got a chance of making the cut.
OTOH, either the blackbird or the woodpecker would be a lock for the nom. Question is, which is better for us? If you subscribe to the notion that as DT says the whole thing is rigged and the dims have it, gimmee Billy over Bobo any day.
Slick will lay back and coast on his awesome legacy of the 90’s (you know, the one RR handed him) and do minimal further harm, while Zip desperately wants to create one before he goes, a very dangerous possibility.
As for Bill feeling her pain. that was just psychological as he knew she had his testicles in her purse.
I doubt his testicles ever got anywhere near her purse, that’s not how Willy rolls.
I maintain that Bill’s balls were the price for Hillary’s Tammy Wynette.
There should be flying monkeys
“What did you FEEEL when you pulled the trigger and shot that terrorist?”
“A slight recoil.”
I can’t say that I go along with the idea that merely not being of use to the Clinton Crime Cartel is hazardous.
Then again, I don’t think the left has Enemies Lists.
I think they have Friends lists. And if you’re on that list and the think you’re turning, or not on the list and come to their attention, then watch your six.
Chris,
No one has mentioned that the souette at the bar looks a lot like Zed’s dad who died in a mysterious way. Plot foreshadowing are we?
Corvette
Sorry autocorrect got me. Silouette.
Or silhouette. 🙂
No mystery about Wade’s passing; he died in Zed’s arms.
Much as I imagine Mr. Muir the senior simultaneously did. Painful to all concerned, but there’s no better way to go than embraced in the arms and the love of family.
There are some who, no matter where they are, continue to watch over and protect those they love.
Lately, ZED looks a lot like Zed’s dad. Occam’s Razor…?
Re: Hillary’s health — .In literature, this would be called “deux ex machina” — Deus ex Machina (god from the machine) …an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel. Also known as “the hand of God”. I think maybe God is tired of being pushed around by Allah.
For those who don’t hang out at Baen’s Bar, we had a challenge;
Do parody song lyrics about Hildabeast, to the song ‘Betty Davis Eyes’.
The first Draft by a fellow, handle of Richvh:
Her hands are full of gold
Her lips, full of lies
Her hands are always cold
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll turn the fibbies on you
Before you can think twice
She’s come from Chicago
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
And she’ll tease you
She’ll unease you
All the better just trap you
She’s atrocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a blow crush
She’s got Bubba Clinton’s standard lies
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll let you sell your home
It whets her appetite
She’ll climb up on her throne
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll make you tumble for her
Roll you like you were dice
Until you’re black and blue
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She’s ferocious, and she know just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the Dems think she’s alright
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll tease you
She’ll unease you
Just to please her
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
She’ll expose you
When she snows you
She knows you
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
How many want sam to sing it at a karaoke night? 🙂
Only if she can work in the rhyming word “demise” at the end.
And the DDQ crowd goes wild!
James/G
Thanks for the great parody from Richvh
I have a stitch in my side from laughing
Here is a possible stanza with demise
She’ll tease you
She’ll unease you
She’ll expose you
When you surmise
The extent of Hill’ry Clinton lies
She laughs, then will tase you
when she orders your demise
She’s got Hill’ry Clinton lies
I still think that Deus Ex Machina or not, there is still the need to expect anything and everything from the Hillary camp and all that desire her to “win” this election. There are many others considering themselves a deus that wish to void any events that make Hillary a loser.
Election theft still is in front of us. Voter fraud also exists. The exit poll planned sounds a reasonable way to offset the massive fraud possible that may steal the election. Admissible evidence into court that can sway a dispute must be collected. Otherwise the opposition may make a maximum effort f they see no opposition in any area.
Right now is time for a practice mobilization of people with their groups desiring to defend the Republic. Practice working together to get more people registered that would viote for Trump in the nex two weeks. Many states have a cut off date to register that is one month before the election. Find out. These are practice in working together in case all goes wrong.
The weapons placed infroont of you is the ballot. registering people to use that ballot if of extreme importance. If just those gun owners and bible owners who have, paraphrasing Obama’s intended insult, clung to them, would just register and vote, then the evil that is Hillary or her replacement, or Mr. Kaine, a hater of the 2nd Amendment and more, will be prevented from the power that will have the legal basis to remove guns when the Supreme Court is packed with gun haters. Look at all of the Christians murdered as a result of the actions of Hillary, Bill, and Obama. North Africa, Syria and Iraq has been a killing field for those not Muslim which includes hundreds of thousands to possibly millions of Christians murdered.
I have registered people to vote across decades. i rather enjoy it. Start with family, friends, gun clubs, Veterans groups, churches, neighborhood, etc. You can limit who you ask if you know that they are brainwashed. Do not pester people. Offer. have fun. It is the nation at stake this time.
remember they will not feel your pain when they impose more on us.
If anybody wonders where I was, I jokingly reference and paraphrase the situation and comment in Serenity as the source and with the comment:
We were in her bunk.
All in fun.
“Can’t do somethin’ smart, do somethin’ right’.” Shepard Book
Whoa. Wait a minute. “We were in her bunk. ”
Who’s the her? Please tell me you didn’t tap Skye?
No. Though I have had many Leftist and Democrat girls and women chase me. Skye could never be a pilot. She has no proper direction. I still have not been properly caught. Lot’s of improper, but no downright right catch. That it is not Skye. Skye is not sufficient. That person could never be tolerated, nor ever be what is needed and wanted. Those women are also way to easy to manipulate, which I do not value. That she is constantly manipulated seem her main story line so far.
I have done a few smart things and a few right things lately. Including some very right things. I am at an impasse for now. Time will tell. There is still so much to do.
You avoided the any port in a storm scenario.
Wise Man.
“I still have not been properly caught”
Watch your six. One will pursue until you catch her.
Doesn’t drink water, eh? Hydrophobia? Hence, rabies? Who wants to form a “Guess Hillery’s Disease” pool? All proceeds go to Chris. I’m in for a tenner.
Winner gets bragging rights as “Doctor to the DNC”. And maybe (permission granted) doctor to the DDQ – and Sam. . . .. .