Harah? Guess it was that good a ride! Or maybe that’s a bit of Israeli swearing these days?
PS – what’s with the guy in the red shirt? Half his face is blacked out, and running down his chest.
December 20, 2016 at 11:09 pm
Wulfenite
Just in – The new administration wants to ban prepackaged shredded cheese. They want to make America Grate Again.
(rim shot)
December 21, 2016 at 4:21 am
Lucius Severus Pertinax
Buh DUM Dump 😉
December 21, 2016 at 4:55 am
Southpaw
A little late for that: The Obama administration has been grating me for 8 years.
December 20, 2016 at 11:15 pm
Steve_1066
There is a process in capturing human action for animation and mechanical studies by attaching reflectors to body parts and then filming. Guess where I would attach reflectors here!
December 21, 2016 at 12:39 am
Deplorable B Woodman
At the headlights?
December 20, 2016 at 11:49 pm
RegT
This strip is superior with bare boobies, but _completely_ bearable even without. Chris is a master satirist and political prognosticator, throws in just enough humor, and leavens it all with gorgeous female flesh. He can’t help it if the sight of the Obamination, Hairy Reid the Red, Hilarious, and other such miscreants are enough to make a maggot lose its lunch. At least he has never exposed us (pun intended) to Michelle’s “package” in the flesh. THAT would indeed be unbearable.
December 20, 2016 at 11:53 pm
Chris Muir
Reg, I trashed his comment, but thanks. The guy’s always hovering on the edge of concern trolling.
Entertaining though; his handle is a link to his “blog” which he claims as the best of Peoria and which is so illiterate and clueless that I thought it had to be a gag…until I re-read his comment here in which he was totally naive to his own punchline “strip is unbearable without bare boobies”. Hilarious and he didn’t even know it.
December 21, 2016 at 12:14 am
Chris Muir
It’s a shame,really,guy’s been reading dbd since the beginning but got more and more hard left.His comments have, like those of the Left always seem to do, gotten nastier and more arrogant over time.Everything is warfare to them.Sad.
December 21, 2016 at 9:04 am
PaulS
HOW can someone read dbd consistently and become more hard to the left? Suspect they were a lefty trying their hand at infiltration, but they simply can’t stay filtered. Cuz they better than all us Deplorables. 🙂
December 21, 2016 at 9:13 am
J C
someone get “butthurt”?
December 20, 2016 at 11:58 pm
Delilah T.
Okay, so now that things are all settled and more of the EVers abandoned the bWitch of the South than those two who didn’t vote for DTrump, are you guys feeling all better now? Just askin’.
Anyone want to do bets on how many proggies will end up with pneumonia in January if they decide to trash Washington on Inauguration Day?
December 21, 2016 at 12:13 am
billf
I vote ” all of them “.Maybe that’s not fair,but it’s my choice.
December 21, 2016 at 12:30 am
Noelegy
Just speaking as a well-endowed woman, it HURTS when they bounce that hard. Especially if they’re unencumbered.
Which she can’t wear in those uniforms, I might add.
And yes, it can not only hurt, but bruise them — and even permanently damage them, because it stretches out the connective tissue. That’s how you get boobs down to the waist.
Just sayin’. (I used to ride horses, and can speak from experience on the pain and bruising.)
…It also can be VERY difficult to find sports bras that are actually effective for large busts in what are considered “high impact” activities.
December 21, 2016 at 4:50 pm
John
I would think, considering the shear mass involved and its desirable qualities, that a sports bra for a large bust would be something akin to a high wasted jacket made of Kevlar.
As popular as they are, the large bust is not such a great thing as the owner gets older. Back problems abound.
December 21, 2016 at 10:43 pm
Delilah T.
I used to ride, too, jumpers and hunters, and there is nothing more obnoxious than having your girls bouncing up and down in front of a male judge. You learn to get the better bras, like Frederick’s of Hollywood used to make. NOTHING bounced when I wore one of those. You have to have support and comfort all in one for sports. Sports bras just flatten stuff.
…Which segues us to Melania Trump, the bustiest First Lady ever! Donald and I are both boob men. What’s not to like about this guy?
December 21, 2016 at 10:11 am
Old Codger
Unfortunately, there is enough silicon in the former Melania Knauss’ dash to make a very nice computer lab – complete with routers and file servers. {sigh} Glad all the DD Darlins are 100% natural – no after-market add-ons. At least there is no question about the soon-to-be FLOTUS’ gender. Our soon (but not soon enough) to be POTUS prefers the natural order of things; one innie + one outie. Don’t have to worry ’bout HIM sneaking off to any “bath house”. No SIR!
December 21, 2016 at 11:12 am
S'aaruuk
JFYI…..from a self confessed connoisseur of luscious, bodacious, beautiful boobies……it’s siliCONE, not siliCON that Melania may or may not have.
Silicon is hard, rigid, brittle and breaks very easily.
Silicone is soft, pliable, and when properly utilized, wonderful to observe and touch/caress. :-p
December 21, 2016 at 6:12 pm
Old Codger
“Silicones, also known as polysiloxanes, are polymers that include any inert, synthetic compound made up of repeating units of siloxane, which is a chain of alternating silicon atoms and oxygen atoms”
Still want to argue that there is no silicon in silica gel breast implants such as our soon-to-be FLOTUS inarguably has?
Sorry, Chris, if I got a bit sharp. I don’t mind being corrected – when I’m wrong. But in this case I was not. SiliCONE is made from siloxane which has SILICON as one of its defining components. I prefer all natural when it comes to a lot of things. Our POTUS elect would appear not to share my taste. Free country (at least to some extent still).
Of course after-market add-ons included Mrs. Trump – and both of her predecessors – puts Moo-chelle totally to shame. I guarantee nobody – FREAKING NOBODY – has ever or WILL ever try to claim any of those three are anything but natural born (and damned attractive) women. I may be hopelessly behind the times but undergoing a penectomy and an orchiectomy along with augmentation mammoplasty does not a woman make. EVER!
December 21, 2016 at 8:36 am
Pamela
Noelegy
I concur. Major Owie. An ice pack only helps so much and kisses do not help all that much to make them better.
December 21, 2016 at 12:43 am
Deplorable B Woodman
Good to see the robots have some entertainment value at the DDQ. How many cowboys have given it a go and been able to stay in the saddle the full 8 seconds. (don’t go there….I was thinking bronc busting, not……never mind)
8 seconds in the saddle? Pretty sure I can do 10, and I’m old.
December 21, 2016 at 6:53 pm
Pamela
JT
The Longest Ride is a movie that has bull riding scenes, a BBQ scene, a shower sex scene, and two love stories that span decades. The Longest Ride is Love which lasts a lifetime.
Well in that case I can do 45…years that is, which is what my little blonde Georgia girl and I celebrated this past Sunday the 18th.
Of course my 10-second ride quip was responding to BW; that Longest Ride thing is much more difficult, but much more rewarding in the long run…or long ride.
Yep, the doggies make fine mechanical bulls indeed. 🙂
December 21, 2016 at 2:10 am
jackdeth72
Ummmmm…..
Damon’s kid is going to be a millionaire by the time he’s sixteen!
And Naomi may be liking his toys a bit too much!
Just saying.
December 21, 2016 at 3:20 am
Hardball
Annie Fannie jogging comes to mind….
December 21, 2016 at 3:50 am
jackdeth72
To quote Jack Lemmon in ‘Some Like It Hot!”:
“Jell-O On Sprigs!”
December 21, 2016 at 7:55 am
MasterDiver
To paraphrase Johnie Carson: Happiness is bumping into one of the DDQ Girls, VERY slowly! :o)
Zar Belk!
December 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm
jackdeth72
+10 ^, Diver!
December 21, 2016 at 8:23 am
GWB
Now there’s a memory!
December 21, 2016 at 5:03 am
Southpaw
As my wife puts it in the most PC fashion, Melania is a woman who has “difficulty finding a dress that fits properly.”
December 21, 2016 at 6:45 am
Grape
Why no comments about riding cowgirl? Frankly, I love it when they do that!!
December 21, 2016 at 7:55 pm
Pamela
I’ve got the boots for the ride
December 21, 2016 at 6:51 am
Bill G
Newfangled? Those thangs are totally traditional as well as totally wonderful…oh, you’re talking about the robot dogs…
December 21, 2016 at 8:20 am
B C Aeich
I, like Drew, am wondering about that “mask” with its descending component…
December 21, 2016 at 8:41 am
NotYetInACamp
All new fangled:
A spittoon.
An oxygen mask.
An air filter.
Robot arm grabbing him.
Bionic feature.
Random ink.
Something meant to mess with our minds.
AI rewrote the artwork file. (AI EXISTS!?)
?
December 21, 2016 at 9:20 am
Chris Muir
its a beard with his black suspenders
December 21, 2016 at 3:30 pm
NotYetInACamp
Spoilsport
December 21, 2016 at 5:13 pm
Chris Muir
I hooted when I saw this.
December 21, 2016 at 6:50 pm
NotYetInACamp
That makes me feel better.
Also harah is either she’s pregnant, or cursing something, or something is procreating, or?? And I have no ready IDF sources at this moment to question.
My computer didn’t post this below, so I saw your comment first.
I was also going to call him another beardo last night shortly after Drew wrote his comment. Aint I a stinker? Sometimes questionable behavior, at best.
December 21, 2016 at 8:52 am
Pamela
Chris
The next time you deploy the “Girls” you might want to use port and starboard running lights so no one gets lost and runs aground.
Where’s ‘Toly? Has he landed yet?
December 21, 2016 at 12:19 pm
jackdeth72
Naomi needs an Aircraft Marshaller with Light Wands.
December 21, 2016 at 6:19 pm
Don in AK
Pamela, re yesterday’s comment: not familiar with Hewitt, but I’ll check him out. Looks interesting, and always looking for new reads.
December 21, 2016 at 8:05 pm
Pamela
Don
Glad to help.
December 21, 2016 at 8:57 am
TheOriginalMexicanBob
YEE HAH!
December 21, 2016 at 9:06 am
Dread
Looks like a vandyke with extra bushy mustache, and a suspenders strap.
Who cares? That panel is only the punchline that keeps the first panel from being just porn. We can all justify our thoughts easier because that panel exist. It serves it’s purpose. Who cares what the black ink is?
December 21, 2016 at 9:21 am
Chris Muir
yup
December 21, 2016 at 10:08 am
PaulS
What porn?
December 21, 2016 at 11:18 am
Kafiroon
“I know porn when I see it. That’s not porn.” Said everyone here.
Heh.
December 21, 2016 at 8:08 pm
Pamela
I got a job offer to do some voice over work two weeks ago based on a recommendation from a old poetry friend. Next time I see him, we are going to have words.
December 21, 2016 at 9:12 am
PaulS
What’s with the zombie vampire face on Naomi? Scared me.
December 21, 2016 at 10:06 am
PaulS
“Nah, that would’ve fooked up your river joke…”
Delusion is not just a river overflowing the banks.
A little sensitivity too maybe…Wade was a cartoon. Muir the senior was not.
Not trying to be a dick but I’m feelin’ it myself today; my Dad’s been gone 23 years but this would be his 89th birthday. Always hurts more this time of year. 🙁
December 21, 2016 at 4:54 pm
Crotalus
No offense was meant, but I thought Chris had expressed his grief through Wade. certainly I feel Chris’ loss, as I, too, lost my dad, though years ago. Maybe it was thoughtless, or not well thoought out, so I apologize, Chris.
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Just turn up the juice (as in electrical voltage) and see what shakes loose!
Yes, Go For It! She is Israeli. They use 240!
No, dear, leave it where it was.
If God wanted it otherwise, it would have stayed where it was.
Harah? Guess it was that good a ride! Or maybe that’s a bit of Israeli swearing these days?
PS – what’s with the guy in the red shirt? Half his face is blacked out, and running down his chest.
Just in – The new administration wants to ban prepackaged shredded cheese. They want to make America Grate Again.
(rim shot)
Buh DUM Dump 😉
A little late for that: The Obama administration has been grating me for 8 years.
There is a process in capturing human action for animation and mechanical studies by attaching reflectors to body parts and then filming. Guess where I would attach reflectors here!
At the headlights?
This strip is superior with bare boobies, but _completely_ bearable even without. Chris is a master satirist and political prognosticator, throws in just enough humor, and leavens it all with gorgeous female flesh. He can’t help it if the sight of the Obamination, Hairy Reid the Red, Hilarious, and other such miscreants are enough to make a maggot lose its lunch. At least he has never exposed us (pun intended) to Michelle’s “package” in the flesh. THAT would indeed be unbearable.
Reg, I trashed his comment, but thanks. The guy’s always hovering on the edge of concern trolling.
Entertaining though; his handle is a link to his “blog” which he claims as the best of Peoria and which is so illiterate and clueless that I thought it had to be a gag…until I re-read his comment here in which he was totally naive to his own punchline “strip is unbearable without bare boobies”. Hilarious and he didn’t even know it.
It’s a shame,really,guy’s been reading dbd since the beginning but got more and more hard left.His comments have, like those of the Left always seem to do, gotten nastier and more arrogant over time.Everything is warfare to them.Sad.
HOW can someone read dbd consistently and become more hard to the left? Suspect they were a lefty trying their hand at infiltration, but they simply can’t stay filtered. Cuz they better than all us Deplorables. 🙂
someone get “butthurt”?
Okay, so now that things are all settled and more of the EVers abandoned the bWitch of the South than those two who didn’t vote for DTrump, are you guys feeling all better now? Just askin’.
Anyone want to do bets on how many proggies will end up with pneumonia in January if they decide to trash Washington on Inauguration Day?
I vote ” all of them “.Maybe that’s not fair,but it’s my choice.
Just speaking as a well-endowed woman, it HURTS when they bounce that hard. Especially if they’re unencumbered.
And that’s why they invented “sports-bras”. And make up to cover black eyes.
Which she can’t wear in those uniforms, I might add.
And yes, it can not only hurt, but bruise them — and even permanently damage them, because it stretches out the connective tissue. That’s how you get boobs down to the waist.
Just sayin’. (I used to ride horses, and can speak from experience on the pain and bruising.)
…It also can be VERY difficult to find sports bras that are actually effective for large busts in what are considered “high impact” activities.
I would think, considering the shear mass involved and its desirable qualities, that a sports bra for a large bust would be something akin to a high wasted jacket made of Kevlar.
As popular as they are, the large bust is not such a great thing as the owner gets older. Back problems abound.
I used to ride, too, jumpers and hunters, and there is nothing more obnoxious than having your girls bouncing up and down in front of a male judge. You learn to get the better bras, like Frederick’s of Hollywood used to make. NOTHING bounced when I wore one of those. You have to have support and comfort all in one for sports. Sports bras just flatten stuff.
Gotta be a retro-fic e-book hidden in that anecdote somewhere.
“I Was a Roller-Derby Jammer Queen”?
Zar Belk!
Sponsored by Hooters. 🙂
…Which segues us to Melania Trump, the bustiest First Lady ever! Donald and I are both boob men. What’s not to like about this guy?
Unfortunately, there is enough silicon in the former Melania Knauss’ dash to make a very nice computer lab – complete with routers and file servers. {sigh} Glad all the DD Darlins are 100% natural – no after-market add-ons. At least there is no question about the soon-to-be FLOTUS’ gender. Our soon (but not soon enough) to be POTUS prefers the natural order of things; one innie + one outie. Don’t have to worry ’bout HIM sneaking off to any “bath house”. No SIR!
JFYI…..from a self confessed connoisseur of luscious, bodacious, beautiful boobies……it’s siliCONE, not siliCON that Melania may or may not have.
Silicon is hard, rigid, brittle and breaks very easily.
Silicone is soft, pliable, and when properly utilized, wonderful to observe and touch/caress. :-p
“Silicones, also known as polysiloxanes, are polymers that include any inert, synthetic compound made up of repeating units of siloxane, which is a chain of alternating silicon atoms and oxygen atoms”
Still want to argue that there is no silicon in silica gel breast implants such as our soon-to-be FLOTUS inarguably has?
And here’s “graphic evidence of after-market add-ons.
http://tinyurl.com/FLOTUS1
Sorry, Chris, if I got a bit sharp. I don’t mind being corrected – when I’m wrong. But in this case I was not. SiliCONE is made from siloxane which has SILICON as one of its defining components. I prefer all natural when it comes to a lot of things. Our POTUS elect would appear not to share my taste. Free country (at least to some extent still).
Of course after-market add-ons included Mrs. Trump – and both of her predecessors – puts Moo-chelle totally to shame. I guarantee nobody – FREAKING NOBODY – has ever or WILL ever try to claim any of those three are anything but natural born (and damned attractive) women. I may be hopelessly behind the times but undergoing a penectomy and an orchiectomy along with augmentation mammoplasty does not a woman make. EVER!
Noelegy
I concur. Major Owie. An ice pack only helps so much and kisses do not help all that much to make them better.
Good to see the robots have some entertainment value at the DDQ. How many cowboys have given it a go and been able to stay in the saddle the full 8 seconds. (don’t go there….I was thinking bronc busting, not……never mind)
The Longest Ride….
8 seconds in the saddle? Pretty sure I can do 10, and I’m old.
JT
The Longest Ride is a movie that has bull riding scenes, a BBQ scene, a shower sex scene, and two love stories that span decades. The Longest Ride is Love which lasts a lifetime.
Well in that case I can do 45…years that is, which is what my little blonde Georgia girl and I celebrated this past Sunday the 18th.
Of course my 10-second ride quip was responding to BW; that Longest Ride thing is much more difficult, but much more rewarding in the long run…or long ride.
Another eight years since I said this:
http://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2008/12/thirty-seven-yearswhere-did-they-go.html
And from seven years ago, an illustration of part of the reason it’s been such a good long ride:
http://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2009/06/happy-happy-birthday-baby.html
It will be 38 this March for my Man and Me.
Your Lady is a treasure.
43 years for me and the gray haired wife as of this December 10th. What a journey it’s been.
Love and counting to 10 has served me well.
Plus both of us never being mad enough to walk out the door at the same time.
Yep, the doggies make fine mechanical bulls indeed. 🙂
Ummmmm…..
Damon’s kid is going to be a millionaire by the time he’s sixteen!
And Naomi may be liking his toys a bit too much!
Just saying.
Annie Fannie jogging comes to mind….
To quote Jack Lemmon in ‘Some Like It Hot!”:
“Jell-O On Sprigs!”
To paraphrase Johnie Carson: Happiness is bumping into one of the DDQ Girls, VERY slowly! :o)
Zar Belk!
+10 ^, Diver!
Now there’s a memory!
As my wife puts it in the most PC fashion, Melania is a woman who has “difficulty finding a dress that fits properly.”
Why no comments about riding cowgirl? Frankly, I love it when they do that!!
I’ve got the boots for the ride
Newfangled? Those thangs are totally traditional as well as totally wonderful…oh, you’re talking about the robot dogs…
I, like Drew, am wondering about that “mask” with its descending component…
All new fangled:
A spittoon.
An oxygen mask.
An air filter.
Robot arm grabbing him.
Bionic feature.
Random ink.
Something meant to mess with our minds.
AI rewrote the artwork file. (AI EXISTS!?)
?
its a beard with his black suspenders
Spoilsport
I hooted when I saw this.
That makes me feel better.
Also harah is either she’s pregnant, or cursing something, or something is procreating, or?? And I have no ready IDF sources at this moment to question.
My computer didn’t post this below, so I saw your comment first.
I was also going to call him another beardo last night shortly after Drew wrote his comment. Aint I a stinker? Sometimes questionable behavior, at best.
Chris
The next time you deploy the “Girls” you might want to use port and starboard running lights so no one gets lost and runs aground.
Where’s ‘Toly? Has he landed yet?
Naomi needs an Aircraft Marshaller with Light Wands.
Pamela, re yesterday’s comment: not familiar with Hewitt, but I’ll check him out. Looks interesting, and always looking for new reads.
Don
Glad to help.
YEE HAH!
Looks like a vandyke with extra bushy mustache, and a suspenders strap.
Who cares? That panel is only the punchline that keeps the first panel from being just porn. We can all justify our thoughts easier because that panel exist. It serves it’s purpose. Who cares what the black ink is?
yup
What porn?
“I know porn when I see it. That’s not porn.” Said everyone here.
Heh.
I got a job offer to do some voice over work two weeks ago based on a recommendation from a old poetry friend. Next time I see him, we are going to have words.
What’s with the zombie vampire face on Naomi? Scared me.
“Nah, that would’ve fooked up your river joke…”
Delusion is not just a river overflowing the banks.
Does that work?
Delusion is fatal failure to see the cascade a-rising…
(De losin’)
Please, Please, Chris, don’t make the name of the new bearded character “Carlos Danger.”
Spin
War Damn Eagle
Only if his lower half is locked in a cage and one of the dogs has the key.
Zed is looking very much like his dad here. I miss him.
I don’t think that’s Zed. Zed’s got a somewhat sculpted “full” beard.
But if that’s Wade, how? IIRC, Wade died because Chris’ dad died.
And yes, what is that black thing covering Red’s face and going down his shirt?
Dude, read before you write.
A little sensitivity too maybe…Wade was a cartoon. Muir the senior was not.
Not trying to be a dick but I’m feelin’ it myself today; my Dad’s been gone 23 years but this would be his 89th birthday. Always hurts more this time of year. 🙁
No offense was meant, but I thought Chris had expressed his grief through Wade. certainly I feel Chris’ loss, as I, too, lost my dad, though years ago. Maybe it was thoughtless, or not well thoought out, so I apologize, Chris.
And maybe I empathized too much due to my own hurt.
Thanks for responding, I know Chris appreciates it, as do I.
I just figured Mr. Kathryn Ross (AKA my 2nd favorite Sackett brother) was back for a visit.
JTC, mine passed 10 years ago this coming July. Still hurts like hell sometimes!
Oh, to be a deer frozen in those headlights…