His balls are already lost. Moochelle has them mounted on a shelf in a jar.
August 19, 2016 at 10:18 pm
WayneM
I figured she carried them in her purse.
August 19, 2016 at 10:36 pm
epilitimus
Nope, she has them set aside to hang from her rear view mirror, fuzzy dice are sooooo stereotypical you know….should she ever actually have one that is.
August 20, 2016 at 12:40 am
Pamela
I thought FM Davis got his hands on them years ago.
Well, if the President or Ma Barker showed up, it would be a distraction. Them, a gaggle of advisors, a security platoon, hundreds of reporters, all demanding space, the best rooms, food…
Donald shows up with what, three others? His VP, a logistics expert, and a relief expert? Plus 4 bodyguards?
Demanding nothing.
Offering help and service.
I hoping the cocksucker slips on the airstairs and faceplants on every SINGLE one to the concrete
August 19, 2016 at 11:14 pm
Pamela
Why is it a man does that once, and that appellation sticks like tar forever?
August 19, 2016 at 10:32 pm
eon
The One, like most progressives, wants power mainly for two reasons; the perks and the ability to hurt people he doesn’t like. You may have noticed that most of his actual “accomplishments” in the last eight years were intended to do the latter.
“Reset in MidEast”- Hurt Israel, Christians, non-Muslims generally, any state he defines as “too Westernized”, “insufficiently mystical”, “insufficiently Islamic”, etc.
“Obama Care”- Hurt private insurers, private hospitals, etc.
“TARP”- Hurt any company that didn’t agree to become a government subsidiary. (See “syndicalist socialism”, not “crony capitalism”.)
“I think, at some point, you’ve made enough money”, “The police acted stupidly”, “If I had a son he’d look like…”, etc.- Hurt just everybody who isn’t exactly like him, and not just in terms of appearance.
The reason he hasn’t accomplished more of his agenda was that, as a college lecturer used to holding forth on his current Pique of the Week in the faculty lounge to loud applause, he wasn’t prepared for the fact that remaking the world from the White House involves actual work. Something he simply has no talent for or interest in.
As they say, those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.
The One is a typical academic who went from college to government without ever having an actual job that involved performance or evaluation of same. All he’s ever had to do to get a position is simply demand it.
And no position he has held up to now demanded anything of him other than fealty to the dogmas he already believed in to the point of monomania.
He is no doubt very resentful of the fact that the world consistently fails to behave the way his dogmas say it should be acting, simply due to His Totally Awesome Awesomeness.
A narcissist and egomaniac, he is by definition a legend in his own mind and has been since childhood. And like the child he is, having never actually grown up, when things don’t go his way, he throws a tantrum, then goes off and sulks.
Golf is mainly his way of sulking. Other than watching ESPN in the White House basement in T-shirt and Underoos.
clear ether
eon
August 19, 2016 at 10:51 pm
Chris Muir
I’m going to use this somehow,good sideways thinking.
“Those that can, do. Those that can’t, teach.
Those that are capable of neither, enter politics.”
August 20, 2016 at 5:30 am
Bill G
My third alternative has usually been “Those that can do neither go into the government bureaucracy that regulates whatever it is that they can neither do nor teach.”
August 20, 2016 at 10:14 am
Roland Deschain
True, how true! I have always said if you can’t do anything useful, get a job with the government. Truer now than ever before.
August 19, 2016 at 11:53 pm
Swansonic
Can you match your underoo’s with your Garanimals?
August 20, 2016 at 7:37 am
Dread
Excellent analysis eon! All evidence points to support you conclusions. Thank God that he didn’t have Hillary Clinton as his VP for eight years, with nothing but time on her hands to be his enforcer. While she has the same mindset as the O, she also has an insatiable thirst for power that even the term bloodthirsty doesn’t do justice.
August 20, 2016 at 4:53 pm
Kafiroon
Not enforcer; Assassin! How long does anyone think The Self Anointed Savior would have survived the Hildabeast at his back with a clear view to the throne?
August 19, 2016 at 10:38 pm
NotYetInACamp
Obama is hiistoric.
Fiddling while Louisiana floods.
At least he won’t preside over the end of the SA as Hillary will if they can rig enough of the states’ votes.
Be the President, Donald. Be the President and win it for all of us.
So you are.
Maybe even express concern for the ill Mrs. Clinton.
August 19, 2016 at 10:43 pm
DASY
A clock has been stopped, and all is amiss.
August 19, 2016 at 10:48 pm
epilitimus
Granted I am not in Louisiana, but the way I look at we are better off with him/it/(fill in your preferred pronoun) on the golf course, at least there he isn’t spending as much of our money. If he went to LA he would just use it as an excuse to spend more.
Saw a quote the other day…
The best place to look for a helping hand is at the end of your own arm – anonymous
Again I recognize it must really suck to be in LA right now, unfortunately the only way the American public is ever going to learn to spit the govt. teat out is if it dries up. Which means at lot more pain for us all before things get better, LA just had the misfortune, or maybe fortune depending on how you look at it, to get whacked early.
The child in chief is more worried about color of skin than the quality of human. The appearance of improprieties in others gives him fodder to condemn anyone in his line of sight. Anything is Discrimination to him.
Y’know, it just hit me…
Donald Trump just joined a not-very-elite club.
World leaders who have made Obama look like a weak fool.
No wonder Barry stays so skinny, so many people are eating his lunch.
When your name is Zero and you’ve never done shit, a game where the lowest score wins seems perfect.
August 20, 2016 at 5:40 am
Bill G
I love seeing the Left Stream Media hoist on their own petard.
A Presidential Presence in the middle of this mess would not help; it would hinder.
That is true now, it was true when Bush stayed away.
But if the media acknowledges it widely they would have to acknowledge being wrong in hammering Bush.
So Obola golfs, the media looks for some other story, and people who are not yet cognizant of the unholy alliance between the left and the media get more exposure to it’s reality.
August 20, 2016 at 9:08 am
PaulS
I think I heard yesterday, that now he knows it would be a burden on the local resources, 0boingo is going to make the trip.
Ain’t that just par for the course.
August 20, 2016 at 7:13 am
Browncoat
This was on Facebook…
I need about 14 veterans to volunteer to be taken ‘hostage’. My wife and I will feed you well and ply you with Shiner Bock if you’d like… We’ll return you to your normal lives once President Obama gives Louisiana $400M in cash for recovery efforts…
Hell, we’ll take half that. That should be enough to rebuild every house and business lost here…
That’s a better deal than he got from Iran…
August 20, 2016 at 7:23 am
Dread
This just proves what we already knew. Black lives, or NO LIVES, matter to him. Hillary has managed to fit a drop-in into her schedule for next Tuesday perhaps between one and three, after which she will be flying to an undisclosed location to rest and recover from the stress and strain brought on by her great effort to fake compassion for Such a mass of flood victims.
No once in my life did I cuss out a man for holding a door open.
I thanked him for showing courtesy. I didn’t even cuss out the few that thought holding the door meant they could place their hands on me.
Twisted a few arms, stomped some feet and used a well placed knee, but never swore.
August 20, 2016 at 6:10 pm
Kafiroon
Very good, Pamela. Married the sweetheart that took care of the gropers herself while getting out of bars and dance halls that got rowdy, leaving me free for the serious ones.
August 20, 2016 at 10:40 am
Grunt GI
Wow. Excellent and sad article. Yup. Those feminazi man haters can hug their cats and work awards all the way into their lonely old age… They will die alone wondering where all the “good” men -read pussified milquetoast feminist supporters who worship their vaginal awesomeness- went and why all the pump and dump one night stands never married them.
Sigh. So happy I found a good traditional Catholic girl 30 years ago. She feels sorry for these harpies… I feel nothing but contempt.
August 20, 2016 at 3:48 pm
S Hooks
The information in this article also comports with some of the scenarios outlined by KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov, in his unsuccessful attempts to warn US intelligence services about the long-term destabilization strategies that were being deployed against the West. And of course, from whatever infernal abode he resides, Antonio Gramsci smiles approvingly.
August 20, 2016 at 10:25 am
Russ Smith
The double talk is not surprising. It’s an issue with wanting your folks to be right even when they’re not. Personally, I’d rather see the president obviously engaged even if he’s not on the scene. It seems like there should be a way for a president to be involved without being distracting. (Probably something to do with making sure that resources were pointed toward the greatest needs.)
August 20, 2016 at 10:45 am
Brasspounder
The O-Hole does a lot less damage to the Republic when he’s busy pretending that he’s Tiger Woods. I’d be more than happy to let him prance around the golf course for the entirety of next five months.
August 20, 2016 at 11:12 am
Webrider
Chris, not critical, but Obozo’s left handed. It fits nicely with his world view. Might want to turn him around in the pix when he’s addressing the ball.
Being a lefty doesn’t necessarily mean leaning to the left. There are many such as myself that are centrists or right leaning. Being a centrist in Canada means picking a local candidate that bests meets your own needs.
But to your point:
Five of the last seven American presidents — Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama — have been left-handed. Technically, Ronald Reagan is often cited as being ambidextrous, and Gerald Ford wrote with his right hand while standing but used his left hand while sitting.
(phsycologytoday.com)
This sort of fits your narrative.
Your one saving grace is that lefties don’t usually live as long, we usually die in horrible mangling accidents using right-handed designed tools and equipment. Unfortunately, golf clubs don’t fit this description.
August 20, 2016 at 6:08 pm
B Woodman
I don’t know what you’d call me. I write and do many manual things left handed. But I’m “right-eyed”, so I shoot right handed. I never needed one of those brass deflectors in Basic for the early M16s.
August 20, 2016 at 2:59 pm
B Woodman
“So now NOT being there is cool? Nice handicap.”
And that shows that BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) continues to echo in the vacuum chamber of the DemSM.
August 20, 2016 at 6:13 pm
Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah
Some would say that this proves the Left has Double Standards.
Not so.
The Left has only one standard: “Whatever we do is good, right, proper, noble, just, wise, and beneficent. Anyone who stands between US and WHAT WE WANT TO DO is evil, stupid, ignoble, racist-sexist-wrong, and probably buggers little furry animals before breakfast.”
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Spot on. WELL DONE. The worthless bastard should just stay there.
“He is a worthless piece of shit, an asshole of the lowest order, and a disgrace to all Americans”….Thomas Jefferson on Arron Burr, and me on obama….
I hope all his clubs break after his balls get lost in the rough.
And lightning strikes
Immediate lightning would be best.
His balls are already lost. Moochelle has them mounted on a shelf in a jar.
I figured she carried them in her purse.
Nope, she has them set aside to hang from her rear view mirror, fuzzy dice are sooooo stereotypical you know….should she ever actually have one that is.
I thought FM Davis got his hands on them years ago.
Reminds me of a Drill Sergeant I once had, who was described thusly:
“He has the heart of a small child.
In a jar.
On his desk.”
Robert Bloch, the horror and fantasy author, once said “I actually have the heart of a small child. I keep it in a Mason jar on my desk”.
Of course, this is the author of Psycho we’re talking about, here.
cheers
eon
A man’s just GOTTA have his priorities!
Oops! Did I say “man”?
Yes. Yes, you did. Now punish yourself accordingly. 50 lashes should do.
With the Bos’n combing the cat after each stroke!
Zar Belk!
Salt water not included
Iodine works pretty good too!!!! 🙂
You will notice The Donald is, however. And telling the media to leave him alone and let him get on with the business at hand.
Well, if the President or Ma Barker showed up, it would be a distraction. Them, a gaggle of advisors, a security platoon, hundreds of reporters, all demanding space, the best rooms, food…
Donald shows up with what, three others? His VP, a logistics expert, and a relief expert? Plus 4 bodyguards?
Demanding nothing.
Offering help and service.
“Why can’t I just finish my round?”
Thank the Lord Almighty that he soon will.
Prayers to the Lord Almighty for what comes next.
Moochelle played with Sir Golfs a lot once. She only hit two good balls all day and that was when she stepped on a rake in the sand trap.
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
You win.
We in Louisiana are hurting yet again. Trump just scored some BIG points down here.
President Trump conducting business as a president should.
Don’t forget the ‘Cajun Navy’… http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/08/16/louisianas-cajun-navy-sets-sail-fishing-boats-rescue-flood-victims/88876726/
I hoping the cocksucker slips on the airstairs and faceplants on every SINGLE one to the concrete
Why is it a man does that once, and that appellation sticks like tar forever?
The One, like most progressives, wants power mainly for two reasons; the perks and the ability to hurt people he doesn’t like. You may have noticed that most of his actual “accomplishments” in the last eight years were intended to do the latter.
“Green energy”- Hurt coal, oil, NG, nuclear, hydroelectric industries.
“Reset in MidEast”- Hurt Israel, Christians, non-Muslims generally, any state he defines as “too Westernized”, “insufficiently mystical”, “insufficiently Islamic”, etc.
“Obama Care”- Hurt private insurers, private hospitals, etc.
“TARP”- Hurt any company that didn’t agree to become a government subsidiary. (See “syndicalist socialism”, not “crony capitalism”.)
“I think, at some point, you’ve made enough money”, “The police acted stupidly”, “If I had a son he’d look like…”, etc.- Hurt just everybody who isn’t exactly like him, and not just in terms of appearance.
The reason he hasn’t accomplished more of his agenda was that, as a college lecturer used to holding forth on his current Pique of the Week in the faculty lounge to loud applause, he wasn’t prepared for the fact that remaking the world from the White House involves actual work. Something he simply has no talent for or interest in.
As they say, those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.
The One is a typical academic who went from college to government without ever having an actual job that involved performance or evaluation of same. All he’s ever had to do to get a position is simply demand it.
And no position he has held up to now demanded anything of him other than fealty to the dogmas he already believed in to the point of monomania.
He is no doubt very resentful of the fact that the world consistently fails to behave the way his dogmas say it should be acting, simply due to His Totally Awesome Awesomeness.
A narcissist and egomaniac, he is by definition a legend in his own mind and has been since childhood. And like the child he is, having never actually grown up, when things don’t go his way, he throws a tantrum, then goes off and sulks.
Golf is mainly his way of sulking. Other than watching ESPN in the White House basement in T-shirt and Underoos.
clear ether
eon
I’m going to use this somehow,good sideways thinking.
“Those that can, do. Those that can’t, teach.
Those that are capable of neither, enter politics.”
My third alternative has usually been “Those that can do neither go into the government bureaucracy that regulates whatever it is that they can neither do nor teach.”
True, how true! I have always said if you can’t do anything useful, get a job with the government. Truer now than ever before.
Can you match your underoo’s with your Garanimals?
Excellent analysis eon! All evidence points to support you conclusions. Thank God that he didn’t have Hillary Clinton as his VP for eight years, with nothing but time on her hands to be his enforcer. While she has the same mindset as the O, she also has an insatiable thirst for power that even the term bloodthirsty doesn’t do justice.
Not enforcer; Assassin! How long does anyone think The Self Anointed Savior would have survived the Hildabeast at his back with a clear view to the throne?
Obama is hiistoric.
Fiddling while Louisiana floods.
At least he won’t preside over the end of the SA as Hillary will if they can rig enough of the states’ votes.
Be the President, Donald. Be the President and win it for all of us.
So you are.
Maybe even express concern for the ill Mrs. Clinton.
A clock has been stopped, and all is amiss.
Granted I am not in Louisiana, but the way I look at we are better off with him/it/(fill in your preferred pronoun) on the golf course, at least there he isn’t spending as much of our money. If he went to LA he would just use it as an excuse to spend more.
Saw a quote the other day…
The best place to look for a helping hand is at the end of your own arm – anonymous
Again I recognize it must really suck to be in LA right now, unfortunately the only way the American public is ever going to learn to spit the govt. teat out is if it dries up. Which means at lot more pain for us all before things get better, LA just had the misfortune, or maybe fortune depending on how you look at it, to get whacked early.
http://spectator.org/a-tale-of-two-disasters/
“The One is a typical academic… those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.”
And this is what they teach: the author of a hilariously ironic anti-2A blog piece says of herself,
“College turned her world upside down, and she is today an atheist, a feminist, and a progressive.”
Careful where you send your young’uns to be indoctrinated, I mean educated.
But Zero did find the time between whiffs and tokes to be the Racist Bastard in Chief that he is:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/19/obama-offends-louisiana-flood-victims-me/
The child in chief is more worried about color of skin than the quality of human. The appearance of improprieties in others gives him fodder to condemn anyone in his line of sight. Anything is Discrimination to him.
Y’know, it just hit me…
Donald Trump just joined a not-very-elite club.
World leaders who have made Obama look like a weak fool.
No wonder Barry stays so skinny, so many people are eating his lunch.
Why does he like golf?
When your name is Zero and you’ve never done shit, a game where the lowest score wins seems perfect.
I love seeing the Left Stream Media hoist on their own petard.
A Presidential Presence in the middle of this mess would not help; it would hinder.
That is true now, it was true when Bush stayed away.
But if the media acknowledges it widely they would have to acknowledge being wrong in hammering Bush.
So Obola golfs, the media looks for some other story, and people who are not yet cognizant of the unholy alliance between the left and the media get more exposure to it’s reality.
I think I heard yesterday, that now he knows it would be a burden on the local resources, 0boingo is going to make the trip.
Ain’t that just par for the course.
This was on Facebook…
I need about 14 veterans to volunteer to be taken ‘hostage’. My wife and I will feed you well and ply you with Shiner Bock if you’d like… We’ll return you to your normal lives once President Obama gives Louisiana $400M in cash for recovery efforts…
Hell, we’ll take half that. That should be enough to rebuild every house and business lost here…
That’s a better deal than he got from Iran…
This just proves what we already knew. Black lives, or NO LIVES, matter to him. Hillary has managed to fit a drop-in into her schedule for next Tuesday perhaps between one and three, after which she will be flying to an undisclosed location to rest and recover from the stress and strain brought on by her great effort to fake compassion for Such a mass of flood victims.
Slightly OT, but this may give some insight into Skye’s charater. I witnessed a lot of it when I was in college, including getting cussed out for holding a door for one of these “ladies(?)”
http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/240037/marxist-feminisms-ruined-lives-mallory-millett
Zar Belk!
No once in my life did I cuss out a man for holding a door open.
I thanked him for showing courtesy. I didn’t even cuss out the few that thought holding the door meant they could place their hands on me.
Twisted a few arms, stomped some feet and used a well placed knee, but never swore.
Very good, Pamela. Married the sweetheart that took care of the gropers herself while getting out of bars and dance halls that got rowdy, leaving me free for the serious ones.
Wow. Excellent and sad article. Yup. Those feminazi man haters can hug their cats and work awards all the way into their lonely old age… They will die alone wondering where all the “good” men -read pussified milquetoast feminist supporters who worship their vaginal awesomeness- went and why all the pump and dump one night stands never married them.
Sigh. So happy I found a good traditional Catholic girl 30 years ago. She feels sorry for these harpies… I feel nothing but contempt.
The information in this article also comports with some of the scenarios outlined by KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov, in his unsuccessful attempts to warn US intelligence services about the long-term destabilization strategies that were being deployed against the West. And of course, from whatever infernal abode he resides, Antonio Gramsci smiles approvingly.
The double talk is not surprising. It’s an issue with wanting your folks to be right even when they’re not. Personally, I’d rather see the president obviously engaged even if he’s not on the scene. It seems like there should be a way for a president to be involved without being distracting. (Probably something to do with making sure that resources were pointed toward the greatest needs.)
The O-Hole does a lot less damage to the Republic when he’s busy pretending that he’s Tiger Woods. I’d be more than happy to let him prance around the golf course for the entirety of next five months.
Chris, not critical, but Obozo’s left handed. It fits nicely with his world view. Might want to turn him around in the pix when he’s addressing the ball.
Being a lefty doesn’t necessarily mean leaning to the left. There are many such as myself that are centrists or right leaning. Being a centrist in Canada means picking a local candidate that bests meets your own needs.
But to your point:
Five of the last seven American presidents — Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama — have been left-handed. Technically, Ronald Reagan is often cited as being ambidextrous, and Gerald Ford wrote with his right hand while standing but used his left hand while sitting.
(phsycologytoday.com)
This sort of fits your narrative.
Your one saving grace is that lefties don’t usually live as long, we usually die in horrible mangling accidents using right-handed designed tools and equipment. Unfortunately, golf clubs don’t fit this description.
I don’t know what you’d call me. I write and do many manual things left handed. But I’m “right-eyed”, so I shoot right handed. I never needed one of those brass deflectors in Basic for the early M16s.
“So now NOT being there is cool? Nice handicap.”
And that shows that BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) continues to echo in the vacuum chamber of the DemSM.
Some would say that this proves the Left has Double Standards.
Not so.
The Left has only one standard: “Whatever we do is good, right, proper, noble, just, wise, and beneficent. Anyone who stands between US and WHAT WE WANT TO DO is evil, stupid, ignoble, racist-sexist-wrong, and probably buggers little furry animals before breakfast.”