Her lies have been exposed and she has to tell new ones to cover the old ones.
Which isn’t working anymore.
August 27, 2016 at 11:24 am
JIMV
Not really as she is still ahead and still not in jail. I’d ask, why change a winning strategy and tell the truth?
August 27, 2016 at 2:45 pm
Old Codger
I agree. She’s winning. Now imagine how she’ll be not only with a lapdog press, but a lapdog legislature and a SCOTUS so left leaning it will be damned near HORIZONTAL! Imagine the kind of chicanery perpetrated by Lois Lerner and a tiny part of the IRS multiplied by the entirety of the alphabet agencies if the FedGov!
August 26, 2016 at 9:25 pm
Th3o
Instead of new wine in old bottles Hillary supporters are trying to put old oozing pus into a brand new campaign. Scary to think of that bursting out and scary to be one of supporters who is not supporting her full tilt.
Die from a mysterious death, or die from ‘shudder’ . . . . can’t even think of it with the theme from the twilight zone playing in the background.
Say, why is the theme from the twilight zone . . . . . .
August 26, 2016 at 9:46 pm
Pamela
Did anyone notice the difference in her appearance 08/25/16:
Face and neck. She looks surprising fresh and more youthful looking. Wonder if she’s taken a page out of Elizabeth Báthory’s playbook.
Any virgins missing?
August 27, 2016 at 4:07 pm
Henry
Probably should ask Bill. Bill?
August 27, 2016 at 4:55 pm
Greg B
Clinton doesn’t care whose blood she bathes in.
August 27, 2016 at 1:30 pm
Ozymandias
Any work she’s had done is lipstick on a pig.
August 26, 2016 at 9:47 pm
cb
Truth is treason in the empire of lies. — Ron Paul
August 26, 2016 at 10:06 pm
eon
An accurate chart of her lies can’t be done in three dimensions, any more than you can map superstring theory that way.
clear ether
eon
August 27, 2016 at 6:35 am
Bill G
Truth has no place in her Visualization of the Cosmic All.
August 27, 2016 at 7:16 am
MasterDiver
That’s IT! She is not human. She is Gharlane of Eddore, energizing a Form of Flesh! (Like Lo Sung, Ahenobarbarus Nero, Grey Rodger, and the Tyrant of Asia)
Hillary does NOT need a map to keep track of her lies. The dhimocrapts don’t care. She can lie all she wants. The media doesn’t care. She can lie all she wants. The independents don’t care. She can lie all she wants. Women don’t care. All they want is a candidate with a vagina. She can lie all she wants. Republicans don’t matter. The only effect of her lying is to tie them in knots because nobody cares and they can’t do anything about it. And, as past history demonstrates, the vagina only counts if it is in a corrupt, lying dhimocrapt. Republican vaginas don’t count. I would have thought that Chris, as intelligent and perceptive as he is would have realized this by now.
I really enjoy and appreciate your work, but just like another hometown boy from Claremore, Will Rogers said “All I know is what I read in the newspapers.”
By the way, to get an idea of what Will was referring to, or suffering under, was that his Home paper was the Claremore Progress, even in the ’20’s and ’30’s.
August 26, 2016 at 11:12 pm
interventor
He also said, “Mussolini, what a WOP!”, in an approving manner.
August 26, 2016 at 11:18 pm
Kafiroon
Don’t have a bird in a cage and release the fish. Nope, no “news”paper. No talking heads trying to read a prompter and layout Their opinion? No thanks. Give me a decent number of web sites.
DBD seems to match quite a number of websites.
I’d say she’d play David Graham true to type, but he was just crazed by unrequited love, whereas her psychopathy is based on unrequited psychopathy itself, in all its deepest darkest meaning.
Would that it is just an act, but we are just months away from finding out how horribly real her role will be.
A map is only useful if you have a working compass.
_*_*_
What is the flaw in the following?
Why is it:
Everyone applauds when you go to an animal shelter to get a new pet, but freak out when you go to a homeless shelter for a new girlfriend / boyfriend? Both get new homes, food, and love. Both come from shelters. So WTF?
_____
There is no way humanly possible to keep up with the lies. None. ET?
August 27, 2016 at 12:17 am
KenH
Look, it doesn’t matter now. She could eat a baby on live TV and they’d be explaining how awesome that is before the end of it
Blowing her face off? Might work
August 27, 2016 at 12:38 am
Spin Drift
Actually she did eat a a baby on live TV. The reporter asked her what it tasted like. Her response “bald eagle.”
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
August 27, 2016 at 6:42 am
Bill G
I’ve suggested before that the way to get rid of a bunch of liberals would be to feed them a great Thanksgiving Dinner, and then tell them you’d slipped up, swapped their meals for a conservative group’s, and claim to have fed them Spotted Owl with Snail Darter dressing instead of turkey and oyster dressing.
I expect they’d swell up and bust, for sure.
August 27, 2016 at 7:31 am
MasterDiver
Roast Eagle with all the trimmings…(The turkey was for the center piece!)
Zar Belk!
(And a Hat Tip to Stan Freeberg)
August 27, 2016 at 9:09 am
Pamela
You forgot the Delta Smelt.
August 27, 2016 at 6:44 am
Bill G
Assange keeps saying “The hot stuff is still coming”, and I keep seeing “If this goes viral Hillary will lose”.
But what could still come out that is worse than what is out and being ignored?
Assange has also tempered expectations somewhat by saying the explosive nature of what’s next is a matter of perspective, which is to say by the time it is doctored and disseminated she’ll be made out to be the victim.
I’ve pondered for a while, and it’s been addressed here, that particular football can only be activated in final cataclysmic fashion by someone who has carried it around for her.
Dead men tell no tales but the walking dead might.
I doubt it but we’ll see…running out of time. In more ways than one.
August 27, 2016 at 9:09 am
Pamela
Where all the bodies are buried…
August 27, 2016 at 11:20 am
NotYetInACamp
I respectfully add a new panel to the pardon me strip.
The nex panel we hear President Trump ordering the Secret Service to immediately escort the gentleman and lady along with their entourages out of the White House, and off the premises. And additionally, Mrs. Clinton. You will be held until such time as the George Washington China is returned to the White House. The first executive order was for the purchase of that china. Mrs. Clinton, don’t make me be impolite. I did call you both a lady and a gentleman. My kindness with you two has run its course.
Something like that. 🙂
August 27, 2016 at 3:03 pm
Old Codger
I’m sorry, but I think that scenario is LESS likely than Hildabeast owning up to her lies and withdrawing from the race.
Now, I know it’s from the Gateway Pundit and we haven’t seen in in the LSMedia so far, but Geezis deep fried peas and carrots, is there NO SHAME at all with this skank and her retinue of craploaders?
I don’t care whether she accepts it or not. The Grand Dragon did the ‘big smile! big smile!’ salute and that’s enough for me.
Now I’m nauseated.
August 27, 2016 at 2:13 pm
Skip1976DAAP
Chris,
We all know she is guilty of so many things but none of it will stick. Our only hope is Donald Trump and if the people do not get off of their asses and vote for him, the country is doomed. Can you imagine what her picks for Supreme Court Justices would be? I don’t even want to think about it.
I also see where the ‘Teamsters’ endorsed her. Headed up by another Jim Hoffa. I guess the grandson of pops, who disappeared under one of the high rise structures in NY many years ago.
August 27, 2016 at 3:07 pm
Old Codger
Skip, the only reason nothing sticks to her is because the LSM work so hard to protect her.
August 27, 2016 at 8:40 pm
L. B. Carlson
Chris, your captions are so good that I can play a version of “The Great Carsoni” schtick, looking at the caption FIRST and then trying to figure out what the cartoon is about! Fun. Thanks!
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That’s exactly it.
Her lies have been exposed and she has to tell new ones to cover the old ones.
Which isn’t working anymore.
Not really as she is still ahead and still not in jail. I’d ask, why change a winning strategy and tell the truth?
I agree. She’s winning. Now imagine how she’ll be not only with a lapdog press, but a lapdog legislature and a SCOTUS so left leaning it will be damned near HORIZONTAL! Imagine the kind of chicanery perpetrated by Lois Lerner and a tiny part of the IRS multiplied by the entirety of the alphabet agencies if the FedGov!
Instead of new wine in old bottles Hillary supporters are trying to put old oozing pus into a brand new campaign. Scary to think of that bursting out and scary to be one of supporters who is not supporting her full tilt.
Die from a mysterious death, or die from ‘shudder’ . . . . can’t even think of it with the theme from the twilight zone playing in the background.
Say, why is the theme from the twilight zone . . . . . .
Did anyone notice the difference in her appearance 08/25/16:
http://crooksandliars.com/2016/08/how-clinton-alt-right-speech-will-land
Then on 07/05/2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFriXwmoOEs at the 4 to 5 minute mark.
She’s had a LOT of work done.
Work done on what?
Face and neck. She looks surprising fresh and more youthful looking. Wonder if she’s taken a page out of Elizabeth Báthory’s playbook.
Any virgins missing?
Probably should ask Bill. Bill?
Clinton doesn’t care whose blood she bathes in.
Any work she’s had done is lipstick on a pig.
Truth is treason in the empire of lies. — Ron Paul
An accurate chart of her lies can’t be done in three dimensions, any more than you can map superstring theory that way.
clear ether
eon
Truth has no place in her Visualization of the Cosmic All.
That’s IT! She is not human. She is Gharlane of Eddore, energizing a Form of Flesh! (Like Lo Sung, Ahenobarbarus Nero, Grey Rodger, and the Tyrant of Asia)
Zar Belk!
Surely you are not suggesting that Trump is a Kimball Kinesson or an Arisian of any flavour.
No. But Obama is definitely Witherspoon! He should have been impeached the day he was inaugurated!
Zar Belk!
Hillary does NOT need a map to keep track of her lies. The dhimocrapts don’t care. She can lie all she wants. The media doesn’t care. She can lie all she wants. The independents don’t care. She can lie all she wants. Women don’t care. All they want is a candidate with a vagina. She can lie all she wants. Republicans don’t matter. The only effect of her lying is to tie them in knots because nobody cares and they can’t do anything about it. And, as past history demonstrates, the vagina only counts if it is in a corrupt, lying dhimocrapt. Republican vaginas don’t count. I would have thought that Chris, as intelligent and perceptive as he is would have realized this by now.
Lighten up,dude.
I really enjoy and appreciate your work, but just like another hometown boy from Claremore, Will Rogers said “All I know is what I read in the newspapers.”
By the way, to get an idea of what Will was referring to, or suffering under, was that his Home paper was the Claremore Progress, even in the ’20’s and ’30’s.
He also said, “Mussolini, what a WOP!”, in an approving manner.
Don’t have a bird in a cage and release the fish. Nope, no “news”paper. No talking heads trying to read a prompter and layout Their opinion? No thanks. Give me a decent number of web sites.
DBD seems to match quite a number of websites.
Lol!!
Wouldn’t a map of lies be a blank page and the liar non-existent?
What harm would never have befallen, what lives might still be, if *it* had never been born? Kind of like the bizarro Jimmy Stewart. If only.
In the Thin Man, he played a psychopathic murderer. One of his first major roles.
Okay, bizarre George Bailey then.
I’d say she’d play David Graham true to type, but he was just crazed by unrequited love, whereas her psychopathy is based on unrequited psychopathy itself, in all its deepest darkest meaning.
Would that it is just an act, but we are just months away from finding out how horribly real her role will be.
Bizarro, damn stupid autocorrect.
It’s a dungeon maze. If you dress like you hang around dungeons for fun do you get 10 sided dice?
Any decent Puzzle Palace PowerPoint Ranger could make one.
It’s real:
http://medcitynews.com/2014/09/change-happen-slowly-healthcare-system-take-gander-flowchart/
That ain’t a flowchart, it’s a road map.
A map is only useful if you have a working compass.
_*_*_
What is the flaw in the following?
Why is it:
Everyone applauds when you go to an animal shelter to get a new pet, but freak out when you go to a homeless shelter for a new girlfriend / boyfriend? Both get new homes, food, and love. Both come from shelters. So WTF?
_____
Sex traffickers targeting soccer moms –
“What are you doing here? I’m married!” by Siobhan Braun,
( http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2016/jul/20/feature-married/ )
_____
[Agent 47] – What was your mistake?
[John Smith] – I never make mistakes.
[Agent 47] – You needed me to know you were better than me.
_____
There is no way humanly possible to keep up with the lies. None. ET?
Look, it doesn’t matter now. She could eat a baby on live TV and they’d be explaining how awesome that is before the end of it
Blowing her face off? Might work
Actually she did eat a a baby on live TV. The reporter asked her what it tasted like. Her response “bald eagle.”
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
I’ve suggested before that the way to get rid of a bunch of liberals would be to feed them a great Thanksgiving Dinner, and then tell them you’d slipped up, swapped their meals for a conservative group’s, and claim to have fed them Spotted Owl with Snail Darter dressing instead of turkey and oyster dressing.
I expect they’d swell up and bust, for sure.
Roast Eagle with all the trimmings…(The turkey was for the center piece!)
Zar Belk!
(And a Hat Tip to Stan Freeberg)
You forgot the Delta Smelt.
Assange keeps saying “The hot stuff is still coming”, and I keep seeing “If this goes viral Hillary will lose”.
But what could still come out that is worse than what is out and being ignored?
Assange has also tempered expectations somewhat by saying the explosive nature of what’s next is a matter of perspective, which is to say by the time it is doctored and disseminated she’ll be made out to be the victim.
I’ve pondered for a while, and it’s been addressed here, that particular football can only be activated in final cataclysmic fashion by someone who has carried it around for her.
Dead men tell no tales but the walking dead might.
I doubt it but we’ll see…running out of time. In more ways than one.
Where all the bodies are buried…
I respectfully add a new panel to the pardon me strip.
The nex panel we hear President Trump ordering the Secret Service to immediately escort the gentleman and lady along with their entourages out of the White House, and off the premises. And additionally, Mrs. Clinton. You will be held until such time as the George Washington China is returned to the White House. The first executive order was for the purchase of that china. Mrs. Clinton, don’t make me be impolite. I did call you both a lady and a gentleman. My kindness with you two has run its course.
Something like that. 🙂
I’m sorry, but I think that scenario is LESS likely than Hildabeast owning up to her lies and withdrawing from the race.
I was waiting for this one. The Ku Klux Klan has endorsed this rancid, coiffured old sow. I kid you not.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/08/video-kkk-grand-dragon-endorses-hillary-clinton/
Now, I know it’s from the Gateway Pundit and we haven’t seen in in the LSMedia so far, but Geezis deep fried peas and carrots, is there NO SHAME at all with this skank and her retinue of craploaders?
I don’t care whether she accepts it or not. The Grand Dragon did the ‘big smile! big smile!’ salute and that’s enough for me.
Now I’m nauseated.
Chris,
We all know she is guilty of so many things but none of it will stick. Our only hope is Donald Trump and if the people do not get off of their asses and vote for him, the country is doomed. Can you imagine what her picks for Supreme Court Justices would be? I don’t even want to think about it.
I also see where the ‘Teamsters’ endorsed her. Headed up by another Jim Hoffa. I guess the grandson of pops, who disappeared under one of the high rise structures in NY many years ago.
Skip, the only reason nothing sticks to her is because the LSM work so hard to protect her.
Chris, your captions are so good that I can play a version of “The Great Carsoni” schtick, looking at the caption FIRST and then trying to figure out what the cartoon is about! Fun. Thanks!