Sorry JTC. My head read “45LC’s” immediately as ’45 Long Colt’
August 28, 2016 at 10:46 pm
Ozymandias
Magnificent!
August 28, 2016 at 10:55 pm
PlasticMan
Ahhhhhhhhhh. Asked the wife for a real life demonstration. My love was happy to oblige while we sit on the porch. Her with her tequila and me with my 18 year old Glenlivet and Montecristo. What a nice night. I think it is about to get even better…
As long as it’s PlasticMan and not PlasticWoman, that sounds lovely and not sick at all. But, with enough Scotch and the right cigar…
(jk, sounds awesome, enjoy the night’s climax, as it were) 🙂
August 29, 2016 at 12:15 am
Pamela
A fine sipping tequila warms the blood and a fire will soon be started
August 28, 2016 at 11:08 pm
WayneM
Now THAT is fine art worth studying and admiring…
August 28, 2016 at 11:19 pm
B Woodman
Twin twins. . . . .there can never be too many, or too much, of Sam. . . . .be still my beating heart. . . . . ..
August 28, 2016 at 11:22 pm
Greg B
Boobehs & Biscuit. ‘Murica! Fuck yeah! 🙂
August 28, 2016 at 11:26 pm
B Woodman
Skye is just jealous. Even if Skye looked better than Sam (HA! as if!), there’s attitude as well. Skye, with her Libtard attitude, can never carry herself half as well as Sam, with her free person mentality. For both good and ill, the inward always and eventually shines and breaks through to the outer person.
On his b-day, and set up as suicide too? You do your mentoress proud!
Okay, we now return you to your regularly, awesomely scheduled fantasy…
August 29, 2016 at 12:06 am
NotYetInACamp
Did not a American free Press reporter who had written many articles and a book critical of Hillary, in that it detailed some of her transgressions, recently die at his home on a mountain on his birthday. Allegedly a suicide.
Just sayin.
Well, that Dick Morris is claiming to have written the definitive book on Hitlary and is still alive. He’s probably still playing for their side.
August 29, 2016 at 11:22 am
John D. Egbert
More likely Morris has let them know that he has a “deadman switch,” well hidden, just waiting to be released if something untoward, i.e. fatal, should happen to him. He may be a slimy crapweasel, but he isn’t stupid.
August 29, 2016 at 5:47 am
Grape
Shillary learned her tactics from the Russians me thinks.
August 29, 2016 at 11:59 am
Old Codger
Coming soon to a country near you. But it will only be right-wing newsies who “commit suicide”. Rest of ’em are too busy kissing Hildabeast’s toes and licking her ass to say anything unflattering about her.
August 29, 2016 at 12:15 pm
NotYetInACamp
Huffington post now censors articles by its contributors that mention Hillary’s health issues. Long term contributors have been terminated.
The only free speech are for those who submit to the “state.”
This is global government imposing its technocracy on the world.
Dominic Savio’s Free Speech Movement is gone except for Hillary imposing an Alinsky totalitarianism on the USA.
This is what we fight.
August 29, 2016 at 12:06 am
epilitimus
See…solved the entire “Where to stash the hardware” issue. No one will even notice.
I am referring to the wardrobe problem of course 😉
August 29, 2016 at 12:20 am
B Woodman
Of course. . . .. . . (ahem)
August 29, 2016 at 7:40 am
PaulS
Certainly no doubt about where the gun goes. 🙂
August 29, 2016 at 7:45 am
B Woodman
“THIS IS MY WEAPON, THIS IS MY GUN. . .. .”
August 29, 2016 at 12:02 pm
interventor
Rediculous in a way, ever go to a gunsmith for prostate problems?
August 29, 2016 at 8:19 pm
PaulS
Oh shit!? Is that what I did wrong?
August 29, 2016 at 12:07 am
Pamela
This a secret of skin moment…
August 29, 2016 at 12:59 am
jackdeth72
*Ahem*
“To quote Frank J. Fleming of IMAO…. YOWZA!”
August 29, 2016 at 8:58 pm
Pamela
Here’s to long second watches
August 29, 2016 at 2:00 am
NotYetInACamp
There are many types, varieties, shapes, looks, sizes, etc of beautiful women.
This representation of Sam is
Spectacular. 🙂
August 29, 2016 at 6:07 am
Bill G
That reminded me of item #3 on this list:
These facts are irrefutable. Be careful, be very careful.
A wise person once said:
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.
3. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Fosters, Victoria Bitter, XXXX & Crown Lager. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
AND
4. I haven’t verified this on Snopes or Google but it sounds legit. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
August 29, 2016 at 9:55 am
Grunt GI
As the old saying goes
“Yes, they’re real and they’re spectacular!”
August 29, 2016 at 2:39 pm
Kafiroon
Not really understanding why we would verify anything with proven liars.
August 29, 2016 at 3:05 pm
Pete in NC
Re: #4 (the recent study part) “It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” Often attributed to Mark Twain, but really goes back to Proverbs 17:28 “Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.” My better half is too good a shot for me to live any other way! 😉
You’re gonna have to make that standup (pun intended) available.
August 29, 2016 at 2:43 am
Pete231
Thanks for a much appreciated B-Day present. How do I get an 8×10 color glossy print of today’s strip suitable for framing ? just something to peruse while I kick back and sip my green label Hornitos…..
Pete, 8/28 or 8/29? Mine was 8/28, Happy B-Day to a fellow Virgin!*
62 for me, taking early SS to take back some of what was stolen from me while there’s still something to take back, ‘specially since I may die young, either due to genetics or in the coming Revolutionary War V2.
Got a 2A shirt among other things from my young ‘uns, and an exhaustive (exhausting!) physical stamina checkup 😉 from my girl. Do they know me or what?
*As a teen when somebody found out I was an August baby, they’d say “Leo, huh?” And I’d puff up and use my deep voice to say “Yeah!”
I didn’t want to be no Virgo the virgin! Probably had something to do with becoming a husband and father at 17…but, 45 years on, hasn’t worked out too bad (see awesome kids and wifey story above). 🙂
August 29, 2016 at 1:39 pm
Pamela
Gentlemen a very Happy Birthday to you both.
Especially with the gift of Sam and her many attributes.
Thankya ma’am, and might I say that I consider the residents of the DBD comment section to also be a gift and attribute. 😉
August 29, 2016 at 6:23 pm
Pamela
You are welcome Good Sir
August 29, 2016 at 8:31 pm
PaulS
Happy birthday man. Good call on SS, I’m not there yet, but it would break even at 77 by waiting to 67, but at only 3% annual gain it would never pay to wait. That said, I wonder if it will even be paid in 8 years when I get there.
Cheers!
August 29, 2016 at 5:26 am
Steve_1066
Notice how they seem to follow you around the room?
August 29, 2016 at 11:16 am
Chris Muir
for the win.
August 29, 2016 at 6:43 pm
PlasticMan
Ok, fess up. How many of US moved the computer screen (laptop in my case) around to see if it really happened?
No, you do it because you like looking at nekkid wimmins, CM.
Oh, DO admit!
August 29, 2016 at 12:04 pm
Old Codger
“I don’t know art, but I know what I like.”
Art said he never heard of YOU, either. 😉
August 29, 2016 at 6:39 am
GWB
Now, if Sam would pose in like fashion next to it… it could be a DoubleMint commercial! Double-something, anyways.
Chris, is that a 3D printing? Or just a really well-shaded 2D poster?
August 29, 2016 at 7:22 am
Grunt GI
Wow…thanks for making Monday a little more tolerable.
Oh, and please, more DD girls…less Hildebeest….even Skye, crazy as she is, looks better naked.
August 29, 2016 at 8:38 am
TheOriginalMexicanBob
“Thanks for the mammaries…
So big and so round…
They bounce up and down…
Thank you…so much!”
with thanks and apologies to Bob Hope
BTW…where can one get one of those life-size stand-ups? That would look nice in my man-cave.
August 29, 2016 at 8:51 am
OpenTheDoor
Wow!! You think Fathead would jump on this?
Chris, what a great idea for the next fund raiser.
August 29, 2016 at 10:00 am
Don Sander
Beat me to it! My thought exactly… I can imagine the fundraiser will meet the goal in record time, if life-sized Sam were one of the perky perks!!!
Hey Chris, us 3D printing nerds would love to have a 3DD digital model of each of your characters. I’m thinking of a chest set, I mean chess set…
August 29, 2016 at 8:53 am
MasterDiver
BOY HOWDY!!!
Zar Belk!
August 29, 2016 at 10:31 am
Spin Drift
Hey Chris, love the Mona Lisa smile!
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
Molon Labe
August 29, 2016 at 11:48 am
JIMV
Do like the club toons though I prefer a more slender form….well done
August 29, 2016 at 1:22 pm
PlasticMan
Blasphemer!!!
August 29, 2016 at 11:57 am
Pamela
Gentlemen-I do hope you are following all safety rules in the prevention of have your eyes poked out by pointy objects. Try explaining that to the Doc, let alone getting the correct billing code for the insurance.
As to other pointy objects, are you going to have a life sized Zed?
August 29, 2016 at 12:02 pm
Grunt GI
Well, the only real safety rule I have applied with female pokie or pointy objects is “If I lick it, it’s mine.”
The same rule can be applied to women with male pointy objects.
August 29, 2016 at 1:34 pm
Pamela
Let me guess. You like the frozen food section on a hot day…
August 29, 2016 at 2:16 pm
Grunt GI
I am a fan of cold days and a braless wife…yes…
“Darn, honey, must be cold in here, let me warm those up for you.”
August 29, 2016 at 2:03 pm
cb
From safety standpoint – proper PPE is mandatory at the DDQ, any interaction with Skye requires familiarization with pertinent MSDS.
August 29, 2016 at 4:07 pm
TheOriginalMexicanBob
Without nipples, tits would be pointless!
August 29, 2016 at 12:05 pm
interventor
Is that a full on West world rob?
August 29, 2016 at 1:12 pm
Oldsurfdude
what no Bombay Shapphire? Oh – by the way – “What knockers!” “Why thank you Doctor…”
August 29, 2016 at 1:47 pm
Tim Moyer
thought it also….LOL probably number 23,314 by now. Safety gun range glasses are being utilized at this time….Repeating” this is a Double Omega Alert” Use of Deadly Force Authorized !!! DDQ Protocol in effect!
And what in God’s name can be more horrible than the rest of it that the black bar of censorship has to be added?
In other related news further down that page, the Wiener is wagging it online again, next to his sleeping child? Only thing worse than that POS is the POS he’s married to, as HER disgusting bad judgment has the ear (and the ass) of the beast and ultimately an effect on us.
August 29, 2016 at 4:05 pm
Pamela
To bad that wasn’t the reason she was “resting” for the week?
How stoned would the tattoo artists need to be to complete that?
August 29, 2016 at 3:19 pm
DASTARDLY DAN
Gotta give Hill’s carpet munchin muzzie credit for one thing, apparently she’s now dumped the Weiner.
August 29, 2016 at 8:28 pm
epilitimus
So maybe it’s my engineering side…
I’m thinking fiberglass (more durable than plastic), which implies a mold…
Chris please tell me there is a position open for life size nude Sam mold maker, ’cause I want to apply.
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Looks more like an FF to me.
Cnris
I sure hope they can be hosed off.
Hosed on, then off.
I didn’t type it.
Thought it.
But didn’t type it. 🙂
“Thought it.”
That makes at least three of us. 😉
Four.
Five
And both of me.
Sex………. er, Six.
That would be 45 DD. And, .45, And, Q 😉
Beeyootiful all.
That SHOULD be “45 DD’s, .45 LC’s…and Q.”
Poetry, and Priority.
I’ll go with that.
45 Auto
Huh?
Sorry JTC. My head read “45LC’s” immediately as ’45 Long Colt’
Magnificent!
Ahhhhhhhhhh. Asked the wife for a real life demonstration. My love was happy to oblige while we sit on the porch. Her with her tequila and me with my 18 year old Glenlivet and Montecristo. What a nice night. I think it is about to get even better…
Lucky man.
As long as it’s PlasticMan and not PlasticWoman, that sounds lovely and not sick at all. But, with enough Scotch and the right cigar…
(jk, sounds awesome, enjoy the night’s climax, as it were) 🙂
A fine sipping tequila warms the blood and a fire will soon be started
Now THAT is fine art worth studying and admiring…
Twin twins. . . . .there can never be too many, or too much, of Sam. . . . .be still my beating heart. . . . . ..
Boobehs & Biscuit. ‘Murica! Fuck yeah! 🙂
Skye is just jealous. Even if Skye looked better than Sam (HA! as if!), there’s attitude as well. Skye, with her Libtard attitude, can never carry herself half as well as Sam, with her free person mentality. For both good and ill, the inward always and eventually shines and breaks through to the outer person.
Rather like Hellery.
Damn, Woodman…had to bring the bitch back into mind, dincha?
Okay, while we’re at it, looks like Pootie has been consulting with her/it:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russian-journalist-critical-of-vladimir-putin-found-dead-on-his-birthday/ar-AAibr8M?li=BBnb7Kz
On his b-day, and set up as suicide too? You do your mentoress proud!
Okay, we now return you to your regularly, awesomely scheduled fantasy…
Did not a American free Press reporter who had written many articles and a book critical of Hillary, in that it detailed some of her transgressions, recently die at his home on a mountain on his birthday. Allegedly a suicide.
Just sayin.
“Just sayin”
Yup. “Consulting”
Vlad done good.
Well, that Dick Morris is claiming to have written the definitive book on Hitlary and is still alive. He’s probably still playing for their side.
More likely Morris has let them know that he has a “deadman switch,” well hidden, just waiting to be released if something untoward, i.e. fatal, should happen to him. He may be a slimy crapweasel, but he isn’t stupid.
Shillary learned her tactics from the Russians me thinks.
Coming soon to a country near you. But it will only be right-wing newsies who “commit suicide”. Rest of ’em are too busy kissing Hildabeast’s toes and licking her ass to say anything unflattering about her.
Huffington post now censors articles by its contributors that mention Hillary’s health issues. Long term contributors have been terminated.
The only free speech are for those who submit to the “state.”
This is global government imposing its technocracy on the world.
Dominic Savio’s Free Speech Movement is gone except for Hillary imposing an Alinsky totalitarianism on the USA.
This is what we fight.
See…solved the entire “Where to stash the hardware” issue. No one will even notice.
I am referring to the wardrobe problem of course 😉
Of course. . . .. . . (ahem)
Certainly no doubt about where the gun goes. 🙂
“THIS IS MY WEAPON, THIS IS MY GUN. . .. .”
Rediculous in a way, ever go to a gunsmith for prostate problems?
Oh shit!? Is that what I did wrong?
This a secret of skin moment…
*Ahem*
“To quote Frank J. Fleming of IMAO…. YOWZA!”
Here’s to long second watches
There are many types, varieties, shapes, looks, sizes, etc of beautiful women.
This representation of Sam is
Spectacular. 🙂
That reminded me of item #3 on this list:
These facts are irrefutable. Be careful, be very careful.
A wise person once said:
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.
3. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Fosters, Victoria Bitter, XXXX & Crown Lager. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
AND
4. I haven’t verified this on Snopes or Google but it sounds legit. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
As the old saying goes
“Yes, they’re real and they’re spectacular!”
Not really understanding why we would verify anything with proven liars.
Re: #4 (the recent study part) “It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” Often attributed to Mark Twain, but really goes back to Proverbs 17:28 “Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.” My better half is too good a shot for me to live any other way! 😉
… And a redhead too, so gotta be careful!
I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
You’re gonna have to make that standup (pun intended) available.
Thanks for a much appreciated B-Day present. How do I get an 8×10 color glossy print of today’s strip suitable for framing ? just something to peruse while I kick back and sip my green label Hornitos…..
Pete, 8/28 or 8/29? Mine was 8/28, Happy B-Day to a fellow Virgin!*
62 for me, taking early SS to take back some of what was stolen from me while there’s still something to take back, ‘specially since I may die young, either due to genetics or in the coming Revolutionary War V2.
Got a 2A shirt among other things from my young ‘uns, and an exhaustive (exhausting!) physical stamina checkup 😉 from my girl. Do they know me or what?
*As a teen when somebody found out I was an August baby, they’d say “Leo, huh?” And I’d puff up and use my deep voice to say “Yeah!”
I didn’t want to be no Virgo the virgin! Probably had something to do with becoming a husband and father at 17…but, 45 years on, hasn’t worked out too bad (see awesome kids and wifey story above). 🙂
Gentlemen a very Happy Birthday to you both.
Especially with the gift of Sam and her many attributes.
Thankya ma’am, and might I say that I consider the residents of the DBD comment section to also be a gift and attribute. 😉
You are welcome Good Sir
Happy birthday man. Good call on SS, I’m not there yet, but it would break even at 77 by waiting to 67, but at only 3% annual gain it would never pay to wait. That said, I wonder if it will even be paid in 8 years when I get there.
Cheers!
Notice how they seem to follow you around the room?
for the win.
Ok, fess up. How many of US moved the computer screen (laptop in my case) around to see if it really happened?
A good start, but you have a long way to go to make up for that Hillary picture from last week. 😉
I don’t know art, but I know what I like.
A friend of mine states that the modern “progressive” definition of art is “If it offends people we don’t like, it’s art”. Ex; P*** Christ.
OTOH, this is bound to offend people like feminazis, SOOOOO…….
Goose. Gander.
Some assembly required.
clear ether
eon
Hell, that’s 1/2 the reason I do these.Well, 1/3,anyway.Or perhaps a 1/10th.
Or less…lemme think about it.
No, you do it because you like looking at nekkid wimmins, CM.
Oh, DO admit!
“I don’t know art, but I know what I like.”
Art said he never heard of YOU, either. 😉
Now, if Sam would pose in like fashion next to it… it could be a DoubleMint commercial! Double-something, anyways.
Chris, is that a 3D printing? Or just a really well-shaded 2D poster?
Wow…thanks for making Monday a little more tolerable.
Oh, and please, more DD girls…less Hildebeest….even Skye, crazy as she is, looks better naked.
“Thanks for the mammaries…
So big and so round…
They bounce up and down…
Thank you…so much!”
with thanks and apologies to Bob Hope
BTW…where can one get one of those life-size stand-ups? That would look nice in my man-cave.
Wow!! You think Fathead would jump on this?
Chris, what a great idea for the next fund raiser.
Beat me to it! My thought exactly… I can imagine the fundraiser will meet the goal in record time, if life-sized Sam were one of the perky perks!!!
Hey Chris, us 3D printing nerds would love to have a 3DD digital model of each of your characters. I’m thinking of a chest set, I mean chess set…
BOY HOWDY!!!
Zar Belk!
Hey Chris, love the Mona Lisa smile!
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
Molon Labe
Do like the club toons though I prefer a more slender form….well done
Blasphemer!!!
Gentlemen-I do hope you are following all safety rules in the prevention of have your eyes poked out by pointy objects. Try explaining that to the Doc, let alone getting the correct billing code for the insurance.
As to other pointy objects, are you going to have a life sized Zed?
Well, the only real safety rule I have applied with female pokie or pointy objects is “If I lick it, it’s mine.”
The same rule can be applied to women with male pointy objects.
Let me guess. You like the frozen food section on a hot day…
I am a fan of cold days and a braless wife…yes…
“Darn, honey, must be cold in here, let me warm those up for you.”
From safety standpoint – proper PPE is mandatory at the DDQ, any interaction with Skye requires familiarization with pertinent MSDS.
Without nipples, tits would be pointless!
Is that a full on West world rob?
what no Bombay Shapphire? Oh – by the way – “What knockers!” “Why thank you Doctor…”
thought it also….LOL probably number 23,314 by now. Safety gun range glasses are being utilized at this time….Repeating” this is a Double Omega Alert” Use of Deadly Force Authorized !!! DDQ Protocol in effect!
Well… that made Monday a bit more udderly enjoyable.
Speaking of Chris’ rendering of the Hildabeast last week, take a look at this:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/naked-hillary-clinton-portrayed-as-923905
You won’t need brain bleach, but you might want to protect your keyboard from spewed liquids
Sabo, the Chris Muir of the streets…
And what in God’s name can be more horrible than the rest of it that the black bar of censorship has to be added?
In other related news further down that page, the Wiener is wagging it online again, next to his sleeping child? Only thing worse than that POS is the POS he’s married to, as HER disgusting bad judgment has the ear (and the ass) of the beast and ultimately an effect on us.
To bad that wasn’t the reason she was “resting” for the week?
How stoned would the tattoo artists need to be to complete that?
Gotta give Hill’s carpet munchin muzzie credit for one thing, apparently she’s now dumped the Weiner.
So maybe it’s my engineering side…
I’m thinking fiberglass (more durable than plastic), which implies a mold…
Chris please tell me there is a position open for life size nude Sam mold maker, ’cause I want to apply.
I have it on good authority that Zed has a great ass.