Good Sir, you have outdone yourself in telling of the Parable of the Brittle Plastic Gods.
Soon to crack, splinter and be ground to dust.
September 23, 2016 at 7:42 pm
Barbara Skolaut
A masterpiece, Chris!
September 23, 2016 at 8:39 pm
Spin Drift
Cankles is having her fall of desperation. Can you smell the awesomeness. Bill can but it maybe that her depends are full. She sure has shoveled enough of it our way.
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
September 23, 2016 at 8:45 pm
formwiz
It must be wonderful when life just hands you the material.
September 23, 2016 at 9:09 pm
KenH
Because, you are a shrill screaming Beastcunt, who is pure fucking evil, with a Hitlerian grap for power that exceeds the original guy.
DIE, in agony, BITCH
September 23, 2016 at 9:25 pm
Ozymandias
As always with her, it’s someone else’s fault.
September 24, 2016 at 8:57 am
PaulS
“Her”? All of Dem!
September 23, 2016 at 10:30 pm
B Woodman
Chris must be a disciple of Will Rogers, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Well played, sir, well played.
September 23, 2016 at 10:34 pm
Interventor
Except, that Will admired Mussolini.
September 24, 2016 at 12:56 am
B Woodman
I could almost understand that, given the times, the early preconceptions, the slowness of communications, and the media “gatekeeping” (some things NEVER change).
That said, he was STILL a great observer of both government and the human condition, as well as a great humorist and comedian.
September 24, 2016 at 6:55 am
Bill G
And Joe Kennedy Sr. admired Hitler, as did many others on the left before it was learned that he was killing people besides Jews.
And of course, before he attacked Russia, where Stalin called himself a Communist.
September 23, 2016 at 10:31 pm
Kafiroon
Ol’ Slick isn’t the only one that hopes and believes that.
September 23, 2016 at 10:31 pm
eon
They were hoping to keep her out of Raving Psycho Mode until after the Coronation.
They overestimated her tolerance for reality.
clear ether
eon
September 23, 2016 at 10:35 pm
Interventor
With Bill’s ticker, forever will be a few months.
September 23, 2016 at 10:56 pm
syvyn11
And then Bill will enter the Gates of Hell. And be joined with Hillary for the rest of eternity.
Heh. Not for naught they call ’em schlocky I guess, an extended restatement of murphy and fubar for entertainment purposes.
#9 does seem particularly apropos when dealing with enemies of enemies who are temporary allies though.
September 24, 2016 at 6:17 pm
eon
Eric Flint quoted one I heard a long time ago in his Belisarius novels. It may even be just that old (Byzantine Empire);
Every battle plan gets f**ked up when the enemy arrives on the battlefield. That’s why he’s called “the enemy”.
cheers
eon
September 24, 2016 at 7:08 pm
DASTARDLY DAN
The Enemy of My Enemy Dies Next.
September 23, 2016 at 10:48 pm
Poppa_T
First debate on 26 Sept. 16… No stools, no breaks for coughing, I think I might just miss my Saints whop up on the Dirty Birds and enjoy 90 minuets of pure unadulterated fun.
September 24, 2016 at 12:21 am
CB
I wonder what concoction of drugs they’ll use to keep her going.. Surely ther will be side affects.
September 24, 2016 at 6:58 am
Bill G
And will the cameras be set to not show the cables running to her, to keep her charged up?
September 24, 2016 at 8:13 am
Hankr
Side effects? Like screaming “Why aren’t I 50 points ahead” at the moderators? I plan to watch.
September 24, 2016 at 1:00 am
B Woodman
Yep. This one will be fun to record for analysis and posterity.
The only problem with Hillary Clinton’s eyes is that she can still open them.
September 24, 2016 at 12:21 am
jackdeth72
I want to see her head explode as in David Cronenberg’s ‘Scanners’.
September 24, 2016 at 9:19 am
Wood
I’d rather play her some Slim Whitman and have her head pop, as in [i]Mars Attacks[/i]
September 24, 2016 at 12:34 am
NotYetInACamp
Donald Trump must continue to be our President.
Then he will win, and be our President.
The drama of Hillary and the satanists and globalists will then start to be in the past.
Back up on election theft and voter fraud must still occur.
I can’t believe that his people did not know about that GOP consent decree concerning actions the GOP consented to not take to ensure true and correct elections. But that is what it sounded like. I can’t even remember exactly what was in it now.
Be the President and not crush an old lady. She will crush herself under the burden of true questions and her true history.
Globalist versus American nationalist in a broadcast Presidential debate. When has that happened lately?
This could be the biggest broadcast so far in world history.
Trump needs to ask a doctor to tell him how to respond when she collapses. And also have his doctor available to immediately rush up and help her with appropriate aid, and help her doctor if he responds slowly or quickly. Though it should be minimal as he medical reports have never been made known.
Hillary could completely lose it during the debate.
Be concerned and Presidential, Mr. Trump. You have been wonderful doing what we need in a President so far.
Win. But be ready to stop quickly if she strokes out in some way.
Only after the election.
There is no choice in their stable of potential replacements for Cankles that would be easier for Trump to beat.
September 24, 2016 at 12:29 pm
Pamela
Yes they do. Just don’t send the remains to the dog food factory.
Even they have best and safest practices standards.
September 24, 2016 at 12:48 am
JCTPatriot
March 7, 2015:
President Obama only learned of Hillary Clinton’s private email address use for official State Department business after a New York Times report, he told CBS News in an interview.
“The same time everybody else learned it, through news reports,” the president told Plante.
September 23, 2016:
Obama used a pseudonym in emails with Clinton, FBI documents reveal
President Barack Obama used a pseudonym in email communications with Hillary Clinton and others, according to FBI records made public Friday.
Well that cow has been pulling the puppet’s strings for years, so…
Oh, and one of the best perks of being flotus is “close ties with the most important people in this country”…like another fat black pig, beyonce. So good to have such a serious patriot pulling those aforementioned strings.
September 24, 2016 at 11:23 am
NotYetInACamp
Arab Muslim slaver African part white guy privilege.
Shooting out the door at fleeing people is a dicey situation. But inasmuch as this was in Georgia she could be safe.
Massachusetts, New York, and many other places she’d be locked up right now.
September 24, 2016 at 9:16 am
GWB
Technically she was returning fire, as they were still wildly shooting at her.
September 24, 2016 at 7:40 am
JW
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Sam Asian – Japanese heritage. There’s no doubt she’s a competent shootist.
September 24, 2016 at 7:52 am
DASTARDLY DAN
Half Japanese, half Irish
September 24, 2016 at 2:43 pm
John Greer
As is Skye IIRC.
September 24, 2016 at 7:03 am
Bill G
Ayuh. She strokes out and Slick can take the Lolita Express to his concept of Fantasy Island and take up residence.
September 24, 2016 at 7:30 am
TheOriginalMexicanBob
Once the Hildebeast strokes out, Bill will be free to pal up with Huma’s former Weiner and they can start tag-teaming the young ‘uns. It will be Bubba and Carlos Danger Airlines.
Didn’t she actually say “Why aren’t I ahead by 50 points?” Not only is she a radical revolutionary “Alinskyite” … she must be ignorant as a bad of rocks about grammar… “Why are I not ahead…?” subject and verb don’t agree.. “I are not too smart, either… are I..” Wonder who she’s mocking this time… OR, could she really be that dumb? Did I miss an earlier comment express the same thought?
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Mr. Muir
Good Sir, you have outdone yourself in telling of the Parable of the Brittle Plastic Gods.
Soon to crack, splinter and be ground to dust.
A masterpiece, Chris!
Cankles is having her fall of desperation. Can you smell the awesomeness. Bill can but it maybe that her depends are full. She sure has shoveled enough of it our way.
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
It must be wonderful when life just hands you the material.
Because, you are a shrill screaming Beastcunt, who is pure fucking evil, with a Hitlerian grap for power that exceeds the original guy.
DIE, in agony, BITCH
As always with her, it’s someone else’s fault.
“Her”? All of Dem!
Chris must be a disciple of Will Rogers, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Well played, sir, well played.
Except, that Will admired Mussolini.
I could almost understand that, given the times, the early preconceptions, the slowness of communications, and the media “gatekeeping” (some things NEVER change).
That said, he was STILL a great observer of both government and the human condition, as well as a great humorist and comedian.
And Joe Kennedy Sr. admired Hitler, as did many others on the left before it was learned that he was killing people besides Jews.
And of course, before he attacked Russia, where Stalin called himself a Communist.
Ol’ Slick isn’t the only one that hopes and believes that.
They were hoping to keep her out of Raving Psycho Mode until after the Coronation.
They overestimated her tolerance for reality.
clear ether
eon
With Bill’s ticker, forever will be a few months.
And then Bill will enter the Gates of Hell. And be joined with Hillary for the rest of eternity.
Hmmm…time for another Download City episode!
Wow, the zero as one of The Deplorables, Pepe Frog?
It’s a leap (heh) but I like it.
She loses it and looses it on everybody around her to blame for her stroke-out, how long ’til it’s just her and her hummer Huma?
The enemy of my enemy is…well not my friend, but less of an enemy.
The enemy of my enemy can make a useful ally, perhaps only temporary but an ally none the less
-Schlock Mercenary, The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Efficient Mercenaries, Maxim # 29.
clear ether
eon
Heh. Not for naught they call ’em schlocky I guess, an extended restatement of murphy and fubar for entertainment purposes.
#9 does seem particularly apropos when dealing with enemies of enemies who are temporary allies though.
Eric Flint quoted one I heard a long time ago in his Belisarius novels. It may even be just that old (Byzantine Empire);
cheers
eon
The Enemy of My Enemy Dies Next.
First debate on 26 Sept. 16… No stools, no breaks for coughing, I think I might just miss my Saints whop up on the Dirty Birds and enjoy 90 minuets of pure unadulterated fun.
I wonder what concoction of drugs they’ll use to keep her going.. Surely ther will be side affects.
And will the cameras be set to not show the cables running to her, to keep her charged up?
Side effects? Like screaming “Why aren’t I 50 points ahead” at the moderators? I plan to watch.
Yep. This one will be fun to record for analysis and posterity.
I can’t watch it. I’ll wait for the Cliff’s Notes version. Too painful to sit through it. My brain might get hemorrhoids. Three days, huh?
The only problem with Hillary Clinton’s eyes is that she can still open them.
I want to see her head explode as in David Cronenberg’s ‘Scanners’.
I’d rather play her some Slim Whitman and have her head pop, as in [i]Mars Attacks[/i]
Donald Trump must continue to be our President.
Then he will win, and be our President.
The drama of Hillary and the satanists and globalists will then start to be in the past.
Back up on election theft and voter fraud must still occur.
I can’t believe that his people did not know about that GOP consent decree concerning actions the GOP consented to not take to ensure true and correct elections. But that is what it sounded like. I can’t even remember exactly what was in it now.
Be the President and not crush an old lady. She will crush herself under the burden of true questions and her true history.
Globalist versus American nationalist in a broadcast Presidential debate. When has that happened lately?
This could be the biggest broadcast so far in world history.
Trump needs to ask a doctor to tell him how to respond when she collapses. And also have his doctor available to immediately rush up and help her with appropriate aid, and help her doctor if he responds slowly or quickly. Though it should be minimal as he medical reports have never been made known.
Hillary could completely lose it during the debate.
Be concerned and Presidential, Mr. Trump. You have been wonderful doing what we need in a President so far.
Win. But be ready to stop quickly if she strokes out in some way.
They shoot horses don’t they?
Surely it’s the same for asses.
Yes, be humane. Put it, and us, out of misery.
Only after the election.
There is no choice in their stable of potential replacements for Cankles that would be easier for Trump to beat.
Yes they do. Just don’t send the remains to the dog food factory.
Even they have best and safest practices standards.
March 7, 2015:
President Obama only learned of Hillary Clinton’s private email address use for official State Department business after a New York Times report, he told CBS News in an interview.
“The same time everybody else learned it, through news reports,” the president told Plante.
September 23, 2016:
Obama used a pseudonym in emails with Clinton, FBI documents reveal
President Barack Obama used a pseudonym in email communications with Hillary Clinton and others, according to FBI records made public Friday.
What! He didn’t read it in the paper?
This is my shocked face……………….
I, too, am shocked. SHOCKED, I tells ya!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/obama-used-pseudonym-in-emails-with-clinton/ar-BBwyNAv?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
WTF and HTF is he not impeached and both not indicted?
Rehetorical question, of course.
And there’s this:
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/news/a17790/michelle-obama-president-obama-impression/
Well that cow has been pulling the puppet’s strings for years, so…
Oh, and one of the best perks of being flotus is “close ties with the most important people in this country”…like another fat black pig, beyonce. So good to have such a serious patriot pulling those aforementioned strings.
Arab Muslim slaver African part white guy privilege.
Get ready to strike out and stroke out, bitch:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-who-has-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/ar-BBwx9WT?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
In the WaPo no less… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M_Ttstbgs
I know, Chris…too many links. Just so much material and temptation. But I’m done now. I think.
Ease up on the links a bit
Hence the semi-apology CM.
How is it I can so easily see that as the true thoughts of Slick Willie?
I want to see the stroke happen Monday night. Poof! Live “As seen on TV”!
Chris, could you please add an Asian woman to the BBQ staff?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3804112/Woman-rushes-bed-opens-fire-three-home-invaders-stormed-house-shooting-dead-one-man.html
She’s fit right in.
Shooting out the door at fleeing people is a dicey situation. But inasmuch as this was in Georgia she could be safe.
Massachusetts, New York, and many other places she’d be locked up right now.
Technically she was returning fire, as they were still wildly shooting at her.
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Sam Asian – Japanese heritage. There’s no doubt she’s a competent shootist.
Half Japanese, half Irish
As is Skye IIRC.
Ayuh. She strokes out and Slick can take the Lolita Express to his concept of Fantasy Island and take up residence.
Once the Hildebeast strokes out, Bill will be free to pal up with Huma’s former Weiner and they can start tag-teaming the young ‘uns. It will be Bubba and Carlos Danger Airlines.
Didn’t she actually say “Why aren’t I ahead by 50 points?” Not only is she a radical revolutionary “Alinskyite” … she must be ignorant as a bad of rocks about grammar… “Why are I not ahead…?” subject and verb don’t agree.. “I are not too smart, either… are I..” Wonder who she’s mocking this time… OR, could she really be that dumb? Did I miss an earlier comment express the same thought?
dunno’ what yer lookin’ for… sorry I bothered ya.