It’s all about the package. Not sure “perky” is the best description of those DD’s though…
January 28, 2017 at 2:36 pm
Grunt GI
I don’t know…Sam seems to be defying gravity quite well.
The joy of being a hawt cartoon babe.
January 27, 2017 at 10:22 pm
KenH
They are so cute, RAT retards
Suck it up, sweeties, you are going to see what life is like with ZERO federal funding. Oh, maybe you can have a spazoid meltdown while you looking the non-existent amendment that provides that?
Always entertaining
They’ll just whine that President Trump is taking money away from law enforcement and people will die as a result.
They do it every time. If the serfs don’t vote for higher taxes, the first things cut are vital services.
Police, fire, EMS…
Not the mayor’s brother-in-law working in the basement.
No, if you don’t give the pols what they want, they will do what they can to punish the serfs.
January 27, 2017 at 10:29 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
I have been so livid the past day or two. With Pres Trump (squeeeee) signing orders to start the south wall (as is already law to do so), the media (ptu! ptu!) is full of fauxnews stories of panicking foreigners, illegal and legal.
The new mayor, Biskupski (Dem), of Salt Lake City, has said that all aliens need not fear. She says she will not cooperate with the Feds/INS/etc. But she says that Fed funds will still be coming, because “technically we are not a sanctuary city.”
W-T-F!!!! @@$$!!&£&£&&!!!!
If thoughts could kill……….
Fortunately, I do not live in SLC, but near enough that what she does affects where I live.
Gee, Pres. Trump’s (get used to that) term is barely a week old and already, he’s done more in that short time than whatshisname did in his first two years.
Yes, I”m satisfied that I’m getting my money’s worth… except that Chris doesn’t show enough Zed stuff…. Oh, well.
Yeah, yeah, I know: I’m answering myself. No, this has to do with the Chinese zodiac and the current year, the Year of the Rooster. You’re going to love this analysis.
“Roosters expect others to listen to them while they speak, and can become agitated if they don’t. Vain and boastful, Roosters like to brag about themselves and their accomplishments.”
Does that sound like someone we’ve been seeing a lot in the news lately… and maybe someone who just became unemployed?
January 28, 2017 at 2:14 am
Thundercloud65
Honestly, I think of him more as a hen than a rooster.Otherwise your analysis is spot on.
Yes, and I was thinking of those yuuuuge noisy crowds, too, with the funny-lookin’ pink hats.
January 28, 2017 at 2:04 pm
NotYetInACamp
Obama sets the bar as War criminal and destroyer of nations, destroyer of Christians, Muslims and non Muslims, war crimes, and as Extender of Islam.
As a negative destruction bar, Obama sets a high bar, indeed. Obama said of himself that ‘he kills really well,’
Perspective of what actually has occurred adds to understanding.
As a builder of Western Civilization, the united States of America, and good culture, Obama sets the lowest bar of any person who has occupied the white house, bar none, or of any before the White House, including those under The Articles of Confederation. Serial killers and mass murderers have done less damage than Obama.
(Isn’t it fabulous that we can still say this sort of stuff. Hillary would have had all of us shut down and tagged and bagged by now, most likely.)
January 27, 2017 at 10:44 pm
canuck49
The world is a better place knowing Sam is naked somewhere in it. Aahh!
January 27, 2017 at 11:12 pm
eon
Spider Robinson once said of politicians that once they convince themselves that everything they want to do is “for the greater good”, they can cheat at solitaire with a clear conscience.
By the same token, Utopians have an irritating habit of creating dystopias (or if you prefer cacotopias), while claiming that they in fact nothing of the sort. Just “mileposts” on the road to A Perfect World.
But after a while, you have to wonder if they really believe it themselves. And if so, what would their Utopia really look like?
My guess is there would be no one in it but themselves, their slaves, some thugs to keep the slaves in line, and some other slaves for the thugs to murdering inventive ways every night to keep their Masters amused.
Sort of like a typical “blue enclave” today.
Maybe like Dr. Pangloss in Voltaire’s Candide, they really believe that this is “the best of all possible worlds”.
As long as they get to run it their way- and kill anybody they get the urge to.
clear ether
eon
January 27, 2017 at 11:27 pm
Pamela
Here is what happens with the Great Good contingent.
They need to spend some quality time in present-day Venezuela, outside the ‘palace walls’. Self-delusion is common with them. The truth blows their minds.
January 28, 2017 at 9:49 am
GWB
The problem is most of the elite wouldn’t see much wrong that couldn’t be cured with more socialism – because they would still be behind the palace walls. You’d have to strip them of their platinum cards, take away their bodyguards, and dump them on a street corner somewhere – next to a bread line, preferably.
January 28, 2017 at 3:41 pm
John
When my wife went through Command and General Staff school she was told that it was likely that the last holdouts for Communism would be found in South America.
You can see that vividly in Venezuela with the massive support of the government by the people most harmed by it. So long as the U.S. can be framed by “fake facts” the idiots will continue to shoot each other.
January 28, 2017 at 1:22 pm
Pamela
Truth comes in many forms. Such as .357 mag, 9mm and .45 acp
Reality and Truth combined is heady wake up call.
Kind of like that red lip shock Sam is applying.
Zed I hope you are at the ready.
January 28, 2017 at 2:02 am
TomZ
I thought it was Lazarus Long (Heinlein) that made the quote about politicians and solitaire.
January 28, 2017 at 10:09 am
MasterDiver
The same basic sentiment has been expressed by numerous writers. L. Neil Smith is especially fond of politicians (as targets).
January 28, 2017 at 3:04 pm
Spin Drift
Wasn’t Dr. Pangloss a eunuch? The best parts of this toon would be wasted on him.
Spin
Chok’em if you got’em.
January 27, 2017 at 11:19 pm
Scoutergreg
Detroit has many problems, but it’s not a Sanctuary City! Otherwise, great ‘toon
January 28, 2017 at 1:55 am
NotYetInACamp
None of them really need to be sanctuary cities. They still all fit as lip service to the law. Democrat rule pays lip service while crushing all they dislike. They also bring about the tearing down so many of those ilk demand. They just never get a Utopia rising up from their wreckage. The wreck. They don’t build anything but wrecking ability. Clinton sounded to the right side of Trump on illegals during one of his State of the Union Addresses. Lip Service. As CNN says, Trump seems obsessive in his doing what he said that he would do. CNN pays lip service as they expect ALL politicians to do. they follow different agendas. With trump, what you see is what you get. So many cannot handle that. They can’t handle the truth. They can only handle lip service and hypocrisy and lies and distraction and such as that. truth is irrelevant to that ilk.
And yes. it is a great ‘toon.
Like I said the other day, DT talks the talk and walks the walk.
Lefties of every type know all about the former but they do not understand the latter.
So they respond as they always have and always will…more talk (and screaming, whining, crying, writing, threatening, blathering), yakyakyak.
As I also said, let ’em keep on talking amongst themselves, while Trump enacts OUR agenda…more in the first week than even we could have dared to hope…like this:
Red cities, Blue cities, All of them require Green to function.
January 28, 2017 at 4:51 pm
NotYetInACamp
$52,000 for holding prisoners on a federal immigration hold versus $355,000,000 of federal money to be received in 2017. The county mayor is not an actual idiot.
Jefferson proclaimed that “Peace is that brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading”. God made man – Sam Colt made them equal….
January 28, 2017 at 12:36 am
Ed
needs a Like button…
January 28, 2017 at 1:38 am
Deplorable B Woodman
“What, like Detroitlet? Shitcago?”
There. Fixed it for ya. Yer welcome.
January 28, 2017 at 8:01 am
Bill G
Rule of Law and an honest media would destroy the modern democrat party.
January 28, 2017 at 9:37 am
PaulS
Indeed, and with that they destroy themselves, fantastic!
Chris, I like this drawing style better than yesterdays.
January 28, 2017 at 3:14 pm
Grunt GI
I like all of Chris’ style of drawing…although his human forms are my favorite.
January 28, 2017 at 2:00 pm
WayneM
Heh… One of my FB friends posted a meme complaining that instead of building pipelines (nod to Keystone XL) we should be supplying water to Flint. I replied noting that the Mayor of Flint and the Governor of Michigan are both Democrats.
As far as the “sanctuary cities”, part of me wants to suggest it would be best to let ’em burn but that isn’t very compassionate…
January 28, 2017 at 4:45 pm
Pamela
I know there are enough laws on the books that should be followed since they are practical laws. Then there are the laws that make a person’s head spin because they are so fricking stupid, and should never have been even considered, let alone passed.
Any Sanctuary City, County etc once the Federal or State funding is pulled cannot, will not and shall not divert funds or assess new taxes, levies, bonds, propositions or fees etc to cover or fund any replacement monies for illegals. Said diverting from the original intent will be cause for sanctions and possible arrest on Embezzlement charges.
January 28, 2017 at 4:51 pm
John
I now have to ask just how close to Phenix City Ala. the Sanctuary Cities have become and will they meet the same fate?
Perhaps the U.S. Army’s Civil Affairs units need to get ready.
Strange as it seems, the winds of change are blowing through the world. In the Eurozone, people are so fed up that the elections next fall may do away with the old ‘welcome migrants’ theme and go in exactly the opposite direction. Ditto, Canada.
Hmmm… does it mean….? Is it possible that…? Wait – was the nightmare really just a bad dream? Mom!!!!
It’s up to the good people of Canada to oust this Obama clone and take back control of their country and their future…just as we are doing here and just as more and more are doing everywhere in the world. You’re next, Merkel.
Putting the lie to one of my favorite old Johnny Hart cartoons…I can never find it to link, but B.C. caveman goes into pawn shop and asks caveman pawnbroker, “What gives things value?” pawnbroker answers “Rarity.” caveman says “I’ll bet gold is number one on the list!” pawnbroker responds “No, kept campaign promises are number one.”
Love it. And love it even more that we are witnessing a YOOOGE exception to the rule. 🙂
January 28, 2017 at 8:52 pm
Spin Drift
I think its time for Sec D to visit the DDQ and have a drink dedicated to him. To wit:
The Mad Dog:
One Oz Blantons
Splash of Liberal Tears
Two drops Rattle Snake Venom
Top with Napalm
Set alight
Drink while flaming, tastes like Victory, smells like burnt nose hair.
The Big D has issued an EO for the the Military to draft plans to annihilate isis in the next 30 days.
My thoughts on this:
Let Gen Mattis loose with a K-bar, a Garand and a platoon of Marines, the orders of engagement is to be “kill them all, no quarter given.”
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And Sam has some mighty fine lips. Hmmm. Wonder why she is reapplying lipstick?
Did it rub off somewhere?
🙂
There’s nothing like lipstick on the dipstick….
Bwahahah…that is awesome
Also wondered the same thing…
Sam’s about to pay lip service, too, it looks like.
Chicago, the worlds largest outdoor shooting range.
Spin
Chicago Roulette – Load six and spin the wheel, pull the trigger and paint the town red.
Yes, Chicago’s murder rate is rising, but not to worry: it’s happened before.
http://www.newsweek.com/2016/12/23/chicago-gangs-violence-murder-rate-532034.html
Oh,yes – Eddie Johnson, CPD chief. was taken ill at a news conference today. He needs a new kidney.
Lucky dude — he’s literally surrounded with donors.
If only that were true. I’m not even sure it’s North America’s largest.
Is it weird that I prefer that perky cartoon nose in panel two?
Oh. Yea. There is a nose. Musta missed that. Was looking at other perky things.
It’s all about the package. Not sure “perky” is the best description of those DD’s though…
I don’t know…Sam seems to be defying gravity quite well.
The joy of being a hawt cartoon babe.
They are so cute, RAT retards
Suck it up, sweeties, you are going to see what life is like with ZERO federal funding. Oh, maybe you can have a spazoid meltdown while you looking the non-existent amendment that provides that?
Always entertaining
They’ll just whine that President Trump is taking money away from law enforcement and people will die as a result.
They do it every time. If the serfs don’t vote for higher taxes, the first things cut are vital services.
Police, fire, EMS…
Not the mayor’s brother-in-law working in the basement.
No, if you don’t give the pols what they want, they will do what they can to punish the serfs.
I have been so livid the past day or two. With Pres Trump (squeeeee) signing orders to start the south wall (as is already law to do so), the media (ptu! ptu!) is full of fauxnews stories of panicking foreigners, illegal and legal.
The new mayor, Biskupski (Dem), of Salt Lake City, has said that all aliens need not fear. She says she will not cooperate with the Feds/INS/etc. But she says that Fed funds will still be coming, because “technically we are not a sanctuary city.”
W-T-F!!!! @@$$!!&£&£&&!!!!
If thoughts could kill……….
Fortunately, I do not live in SLC, but near enough that what she does affects where I live.
Gee, Pres. Trump’s (get used to that) term is barely a week old and already, he’s done more in that short time than whatshisname did in his first two years.
Yes, I”m satisfied that I’m getting my money’s worth… except that Chris doesn’t show enough Zed stuff…. Oh, well.
Yeah, yeah, I know: I’m answering myself. No, this has to do with the Chinese zodiac and the current year, the Year of the Rooster. You’re going to love this analysis.
Per the http://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/chinese-zodiac/rooster:
“Roosters expect others to listen to them while they speak, and can become agitated if they don’t. Vain and boastful, Roosters like to brag about themselves and their accomplishments.”
Does that sound like someone we’ve been seeing a lot in the news lately… and maybe someone who just became unemployed?
Honestly, I think of him more as a hen than a rooster.Otherwise your analysis is spot on.
Overheard in a rough dive once:
“He’s just a hen that thinks he’s a rooster”.
I think the term Capon is more appropriate
Obama’s accomplishments over the last eight years isn’t setting the bar really high.
Yes, and I was thinking of those yuuuuge noisy crowds, too, with the funny-lookin’ pink hats.
Obama sets the bar as War criminal and destroyer of nations, destroyer of Christians, Muslims and non Muslims, war crimes, and as Extender of Islam.
As a negative destruction bar, Obama sets a high bar, indeed. Obama said of himself that ‘he kills really well,’
Perspective of what actually has occurred adds to understanding.
As a builder of Western Civilization, the united States of America, and good culture, Obama sets the lowest bar of any person who has occupied the white house, bar none, or of any before the White House, including those under The Articles of Confederation. Serial killers and mass murderers have done less damage than Obama.
(Isn’t it fabulous that we can still say this sort of stuff. Hillary would have had all of us shut down and tagged and bagged by now, most likely.)
The world is a better place knowing Sam is naked somewhere in it. Aahh!
Spider Robinson once said of politicians that once they convince themselves that everything they want to do is “for the greater good”, they can cheat at solitaire with a clear conscience.
By the same token, Utopians have an irritating habit of creating dystopias (or if you prefer cacotopias), while claiming that they in fact nothing of the sort. Just “mileposts” on the road to A Perfect World.
But after a while, you have to wonder if they really believe it themselves. And if so, what would their Utopia really look like?
My guess is there would be no one in it but themselves, their slaves, some thugs to keep the slaves in line, and some other slaves for the thugs to murdering inventive ways every night to keep their Masters amused.
Sort of like a typical “blue enclave” today.
Maybe like Dr. Pangloss in Voltaire’s Candide, they really believe that this is “the best of all possible worlds”.
As long as they get to run it their way- and kill anybody they get the urge to.
clear ether
eon
Here is what happens with the Great Good contingent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H161gLkvuo
They need to spend some quality time in present-day Venezuela, outside the ‘palace walls’. Self-delusion is common with them. The truth blows their minds.
The problem is most of the elite wouldn’t see much wrong that couldn’t be cured with more socialism – because they would still be behind the palace walls. You’d have to strip them of their platinum cards, take away their bodyguards, and dump them on a street corner somewhere – next to a bread line, preferably.
When my wife went through Command and General Staff school she was told that it was likely that the last holdouts for Communism would be found in South America.
You can see that vividly in Venezuela with the massive support of the government by the people most harmed by it. So long as the U.S. can be framed by “fake facts” the idiots will continue to shoot each other.
Truth comes in many forms. Such as .357 mag, 9mm and .45 acp
Reality and Truth combined is heady wake up call.
Kind of like that red lip shock Sam is applying.
Zed I hope you are at the ready.
I thought it was Lazarus Long (Heinlein) that made the quote about politicians and solitaire.
The same basic sentiment has been expressed by numerous writers. L. Neil Smith is especially fond of politicians (as targets).
Wasn’t Dr. Pangloss a eunuch? The best parts of this toon would be wasted on him.
Spin
Chok’em if you got’em.
Detroit has many problems, but it’s not a Sanctuary City! Otherwise, great ‘toon
None of them really need to be sanctuary cities. They still all fit as lip service to the law. Democrat rule pays lip service while crushing all they dislike. They also bring about the tearing down so many of those ilk demand. They just never get a Utopia rising up from their wreckage. The wreck. They don’t build anything but wrecking ability. Clinton sounded to the right side of Trump on illegals during one of his State of the Union Addresses. Lip Service. As CNN says, Trump seems obsessive in his doing what he said that he would do. CNN pays lip service as they expect ALL politicians to do. they follow different agendas. With trump, what you see is what you get. So many cannot handle that. They can’t handle the truth. They can only handle lip service and hypocrisy and lies and distraction and such as that. truth is irrelevant to that ilk.
And yes. it is a great ‘toon.
Like I said the other day, DT talks the talk and walks the walk.
Lefties of every type know all about the former but they do not understand the latter.
So they respond as they always have and always will…more talk (and screaming, whining, crying, writing, threatening, blathering), yakyakyak.
As I also said, let ’em keep on talking amongst themselves, while Trump enacts OUR agenda…more in the first week than even we could have dared to hope…like this:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-bars-all-refugees-and-citizens-from-7-muslim-nations/ar-AAmkynr?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
Heh. Keep talking bitches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8JJH7ZL_Fk
This would have been an improvement from the other day.
No! NOOOOOOO!
Almost anything but THAT!
They get off easy. (Improbably)
Still. It is not as bad as the other day.
I think I’d rather run a delousing station than be subjected to their inane and poorly written attempts at what the cat drug in style of poetry.
Red cities, Blue cities, All of them require Green to function.
$52,000 for holding prisoners on a federal immigration hold versus $355,000,000 of federal money to be received in 2017. The county mayor is not an actual idiot.
http://pamelageller.com/2017/01/trump-win-florida-mayor-orders-end-sanctuary-city.html/
Jefferson proclaimed that “Peace is that brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading”. God made man – Sam Colt made them equal….
needs a Like button…
“What, like Detroitlet? Shitcago?”
There. Fixed it for ya. Yer welcome.
Rule of Law and an honest media would destroy the modern democrat party.
Indeed, and with that they destroy themselves, fantastic!
File under MAGA… or ‘take with grain of salt’:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/bombshell-at-least-25-million-dead-and-fraudulent-registered-voters-in-2016.html
Here’s a good one:
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2017/01/illegal_aliens_really_do_vote_a_lot.html
Zar Belk!
Thanks for the links, cb & MasterDiver. 🙂
Chris, I like this drawing style better than yesterdays.
I like all of Chris’ style of drawing…although his human forms are my favorite.
Heh… One of my FB friends posted a meme complaining that instead of building pipelines (nod to Keystone XL) we should be supplying water to Flint. I replied noting that the Mayor of Flint and the Governor of Michigan are both Democrats.
As far as the “sanctuary cities”, part of me wants to suggest it would be best to let ’em burn but that isn’t very compassionate…
I know there are enough laws on the books that should be followed since they are practical laws. Then there are the laws that make a person’s head spin because they are so fricking stupid, and should never have been even considered, let alone passed.
Any Sanctuary City, County etc once the Federal or State funding is pulled cannot, will not and shall not divert funds or assess new taxes, levies, bonds, propositions or fees etc to cover or fund any replacement monies for illegals. Said diverting from the original intent will be cause for sanctions and possible arrest on Embezzlement charges.
I now have to ask just how close to Phenix City Ala. the Sanctuary Cities have become and will they meet the same fate?
Perhaps the U.S. Army’s Civil Affairs units need to get ready.
Sanctuary cities? Nah! The poor things want to go to Canada, except… well, Canada doesn’t want them. http://louderwithcrowder.com/leftists-moving-canada-deadbeats/ No useful skills amongst them.
Strange as it seems, the winds of change are blowing through the world. In the Eurozone, people are so fed up that the elections next fall may do away with the old ‘welcome migrants’ theme and go in exactly the opposite direction. Ditto, Canada.
Hmmm… does it mean….? Is it possible that…? Wait – was the nightmare really just a bad dream? Mom!!!!
Some euro places are surfing the cascade, not so much canuckistan…at least not according to their new nit twit:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/canadas-trudeau-welcomes-immigrants-sunny-twitter-message-223341176.html
It’s up to the good people of Canada to oust this Obama clone and take back control of their country and their future…just as we are doing here and just as more and more are doing everywhere in the world. You’re next, Merkel.
I did say a while back that the pendulum went as far as it could to the left, and then physics takes over.
It’s a balancing act, you know. Too far out of balance, and the system crashes.
Dang, this old dude is a promise-keeping MACHINE!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-sets-5-year-and-lifetime-lobbying-ban-for-officials/ar-AAmm1nh?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
Putting the lie to one of my favorite old Johnny Hart cartoons…I can never find it to link, but B.C. caveman goes into pawn shop and asks caveman pawnbroker, “What gives things value?” pawnbroker answers “Rarity.” caveman says “I’ll bet gold is number one on the list!” pawnbroker responds “No, kept campaign promises are number one.”
Love it. And love it even more that we are witnessing a YOOOGE exception to the rule. 🙂
I think its time for Sec D to visit the DDQ and have a drink dedicated to him. To wit:
The Mad Dog:
One Oz Blantons
Splash of Liberal Tears
Two drops Rattle Snake Venom
Top with Napalm
Set alight
Drink while flaming, tastes like Victory, smells like burnt nose hair.
The Big D has issued an EO for the the Military to draft plans to annihilate isis in the next 30 days.
My thoughts on this:
Let Gen Mattis loose with a K-bar, a Garand and a platoon of Marines, the orders of engagement is to be “kill them all, no quarter given.”
Spin
This is Sparta!
How do you say, “Oh, shit!” in muzzie speak? 🙂
Love Mattis. But you know, we’ve had some badass mil. men before.
What we have lacked is a CIC who will loose the mad dogs of war.
Hahaha. Mad Dog
I hear he went to the Virgin Islands.
They’re just called The Islands now.
Sam might actually swoon.