And this I can attest to. I’m a chauffeur/bodyguard. My job description is “I drive a limousine and carry a 1911.”
That said, you would NOT BELIEVE what I hear whenever I have a bachelorette party or just “girl’s night out”. If you think these ladies don’t discuss their sex lives with their boyfriends/husbands in EXPLICIT DETAIL, you don’t have a KLEW about women.
The “phraseology” and “terminology” used, and the more shots done, the more descriptive it gets, makes any “locker room talk” WE come up with sound like a bible reading class.
And you can take THAT to the bank my friends. Been doin’ this nearly 20 years. Seen ‘n’ heard it ALL. 😀
I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been hired simply because someone wanted to get laid in a limo. I just insist they take off the high heels cause I don’t want holes/tears in the upholstery or headliner.
The REAL mind bender has been the several times they’ve wanted to make their own little home-grown porno and I’ve been asked to pull over somewhere, park and come back in the back to VIDEOTAPE THEM. 😯
I shit thee NOT…..it’s happened at least 6 or 7 times.
Technology…a good argument for Polaroids, which have made a resurgence btw, probably connected to tech theft.
Pamela, BURN my 35-40 year old pics? NEVER! My gorgeous 20-something blonde blue-eyed 5ft 100lb sex bomb lives forever in my mind, but also in my secret hidey place.
Any mofo that gets ahold of those will have burgled the wrong place because he will die a swift and merciless death…but with a smile on his face.
Umm…’scuse me while I go check on my hidey place, maybe hit the bunk for a bit too. 😉
April 10, 2017 at 11:03 am
Pamela
The reason I never went into politics is because of of pictures, still and otherwise.
“The only way three women can keep a secret is if two of them are dead” – Benjamin Franklin.
Yeah women definitely share details…which sometimes can have pleasant consequences, y’know?
April 10, 2017 at 10:14 am
Pamela
There had been times in my life when I shared details about a lover, but that was almost four decades ago. Friends have shared details and stories over the years. It’s been interesting.
April 10, 2017 at 4:04 am
RegT
Reminds me of a scene in “A Good Year”, where Russell Crowe, a very eligible bachelor, runs into two former lovers in a restaurant bar, where they are talking to each other. He gives them both a peck on the cheek and (without blushing) says, “Oh. I didn’t know you knew each other,” and continues on into the restaurant, where he is meeting a buddy for a drink.
April 10, 2017 at 4:08 am
RegT
Chris – to respond to your question, I can think of nothing that could improve DBD, except – if it can be done without much trouble – a comment-edit feature. I can certainly live without it, but it would be nice. Otherwise, “tally-ho” (in this case, several “foxes” 🙂
I’ll look into it, but last time I did the comic press template really did not have much leeway.
April 10, 2017 at 10:53 am
Halley
I find, regarding Jan and Skye, that it is ever so easy to forgive them their liberal-left leanings, simply because they look so hot.
April 10, 2017 at 12:47 pm
JohninMd.(Help!?!!)
I see Skye as being, so far, beyond redemption, even when the collectivist system she backs smacks her upside the head. I keep thinking Jan is “getting it”, and then she goes retard on Damon, Sam and Zed. Is she ever gonna really convert, instead of just accepting the benefits of the efforts of our conservative heros, Chris? And Halley, beauty is only my skin deep, (and what skin!) But ugly goes to the bone. Skye literally turns me off….
April 10, 2017 at 2:35 pm
NotYetInACamp
Details? I am a gentleman.
But as to Naomi’s first discussion. This is slightly off her question, though included, but apropos.
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That last line is always the way it is.
Chris would you mind adding the schematics as a level for the 2017 fundraising…..
heh
She might also like blueprints, 3-D models, VR goggle code, etc…..
Gotta be interactive, too 😉
Details, details, details.
About de tails?
Not liking widdle Janny any better I gotta tell ya….
I’m thinking something I shouldn’t be thinking along the lines of Sanders and Albritton
So as an engineer, Sam should use drafting tools and not “free hand” those schematics.
Heh!
As an engineer I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t already have a 3D printer for making, ahem, prototypes and models. 😉
My sides hurt from laughing thinking of the possibilities.
Spin, rotate and glow in the dark should be an option.
Secrets, aren’t.
And this I can attest to. I’m a chauffeur/bodyguard. My job description is “I drive a limousine and carry a 1911.”
That said, you would NOT BELIEVE what I hear whenever I have a bachelorette party or just “girl’s night out”. If you think these ladies don’t discuss their sex lives with their boyfriends/husbands in EXPLICIT DETAIL, you don’t have a KLEW about women.
The “phraseology” and “terminology” used, and the more shots done, the more descriptive it gets, makes any “locker room talk” WE come up with sound like a bible reading class.
And you can take THAT to the bank my friends. Been doin’ this nearly 20 years. Seen ‘n’ heard it ALL. 😀
I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been hired simply because someone wanted to get laid in a limo. I just insist they take off the high heels cause I don’t want holes/tears in the upholstery or headliner.
The REAL mind bender has been the several times they’ve wanted to make their own little home-grown porno and I’ve been asked to pull over somewhere, park and come back in the back to VIDEOTAPE THEM. 😯
I shit thee NOT…..it’s happened at least 6 or 7 times.
Depends on the woman.
Some of us would have responded, “None of your [expletive redacted] business.”
…in fact, I don’t know any women who WOULD tell.
You might at least consider expanding your circle of female friends
Any “secrets” that Zed and Sam have worked on, with the high turnover of technology, wouldn’t be worth being a secret today.
Now the SEX stuff…..deny everything, burn all notes, documents, and other records, and take THOSE secrets to the grave.
You forgot pictures, still and otherwise, in any format.
Technology…a good argument for Polaroids, which have made a resurgence btw, probably connected to tech theft.
Pamela, BURN my 35-40 year old pics? NEVER! My gorgeous 20-something blonde blue-eyed 5ft 100lb sex bomb lives forever in my mind, but also in my secret hidey place.
Any mofo that gets ahold of those will have burgled the wrong place because he will die a swift and merciless death…but with a smile on his face.
Umm…’scuse me while I go check on my hidey place, maybe hit the bunk for a bit too. 😉
The reason I never went into politics is because of of pictures, still and otherwise.
You’re saying they’re out there then, with potential for blackmail.
Penalty for that should/would be death as I intimated above.
But pre-emption is best, IOW it’s all about control of source and supply, in this as in most things personal and professional.
I’m surprised Jan would hold a grudge that long… wait, nevermind… liberal roots are deep, aren’t they?
“The only way three women can keep a secret is if two of them are dead” – Benjamin Franklin.
Yeah women definitely share details…which sometimes can have pleasant consequences, y’know?
There had been times in my life when I shared details about a lover, but that was almost four decades ago. Friends have shared details and stories over the years. It’s been interesting.
Reminds me of a scene in “A Good Year”, where Russell Crowe, a very eligible bachelor, runs into two former lovers in a restaurant bar, where they are talking to each other. He gives them both a peck on the cheek and (without blushing) says, “Oh. I didn’t know you knew each other,” and continues on into the restaurant, where he is meeting a buddy for a drink.
Chris – to respond to your question, I can think of nothing that could improve DBD, except – if it can be done without much trouble – a comment-edit feature. I can certainly live without it, but it would be nice. Otherwise, “tally-ho” (in this case, several “foxes” 🙂
I’ll look into it, but last time I did the comic press template really did not have much leeway.
I find, regarding Jan and Skye, that it is ever so easy to forgive them their liberal-left leanings, simply because they look so hot.
I see Skye as being, so far, beyond redemption, even when the collectivist system she backs smacks her upside the head. I keep thinking Jan is “getting it”, and then she goes retard on Damon, Sam and Zed. Is she ever gonna really convert, instead of just accepting the benefits of the efforts of our conservative heros, Chris? And Halley, beauty is only my skin deep, (and what skin!) But ugly goes to the bone. Skye literally turns me off….
Details? I am a gentleman.
But as to Naomi’s first discussion. This is slightly off her question, though included, but apropos.
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2017/04/why_do_leftists_hate_america.html