Supposedly, most women think their guy’s is just about the right size.
April 11, 2017 at 10:11 pm
Mogrith
Is it like fishermen talking about the one that got away?
Or is more like
“it’s trewe it’s trewe!”
“Pardon me Mam that’s my elbow your’re…”
April 11, 2017 at 10:14 pm
Grunt GI
Yup twelve schnizengrubben…could be their limit.
Or
“They told me you was hung!”
“And they was right!”
April 11, 2017 at 10:38 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
Put women together and what do they talk about……?
Yes, Toly, put down the binocs and walk away. Grab a brewski.
April 11, 2017 at 10:43 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
The women are talking. They’re laughing. They’re relieving stress and bonding. Be happy for them, for when they finally come home, they’ll make you happy too. Toe curling happy.
April 11, 2017 at 11:10 pm
Pamela
Rule of thumb…if it fits, and she doesn’t pass out, it’s the right size.
I remember a case where the Cops were called by neighbors due to screaming coming from an apartment. The couple was found locked in place. A local Doc said cover them up and things would return to normal after a while.
April 12, 2017 at 2:05 pm
Grunt GI
Just proves my old saying..”Never do anything you’d be embarrassed to explain to the paramedics”
three women out in the middle of nowhere, not paying attention, no one watching them…
why do I think something bad is going to happen?
April 12, 2017 at 7:03 am
GWB
Did you hear the soundtrack switch to ominous music, too?
April 12, 2017 at 9:02 am
Grunt GI
Well, if they are in binocular range, they can’t be too far away…and from Naomi’s expression she is telling one whopper of a tale…or tail…or something…
April 12, 2017 at 2:05 am
jackdeth72
“Girls talk…”
Note to ‘Toly…..
Think of the scene in ‘The Godfather’ where the three women sharing one wedding table were busily discussing Santino’s “Attributes”.
One strongly suspects the alphamales of DBD have nothing to worry about in this regard…
April 12, 2017 at 5:39 am
Browncoat
I decided to Google “zrelost” and the definition comes up as ‘biologically mature in both the physical and psychological sense’.
Well, at least we’re ‘half-right’ anyway.
April 12, 2017 at 5:56 am
Bill G
My searches mostly found maturity; one had maturity, manhood and ripeness. That was a Croation-English translation.
It appears to have a slang usage, from the context.
April 12, 2017 at 8:54 am
WayneM
It sounds like the ladies of DBD are having a bonding moment. Normally this kind of thing happens in a hot tub and wine is involved… or so I’ve heard…
Too much hot tub and too much wine = too much “bonding”.
Or “experimenting”.
Not for guys though. The former would be kind of hot.
The latter would be sick and disgusting.
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Not.
April 12, 2017 at 4:52 pm
Grunt GI
Well, if a bunch of guys are bonding over wine and a hot tub, that’s a whole other problem itself…real men usually bond over cigars and whisk.
However, your first idea isn’t too bad…would be kinda hot…
April 12, 2017 at 12:37 pm
NotYetInACamp
Ah. The ladies discuss the long hard aspects of life they have experienced.
April 12, 2017 at 2:32 pm
Pamela
There is something to be said about stroking the length of a man’s skin…
April 12, 2017 at 4:52 pm
Grunt GI
Just….wow….
I’ll be in my bunk…
April 12, 2017 at 12:56 pm
Gunrunner
Sometimes I need Google translate for Toly.. This time I didn’t.. LOL!
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Supposedly, most women think their guy’s is just about the right size.
Is it like fishermen talking about the one that got away?
Or is more like
“it’s trewe it’s trewe!”
“Pardon me Mam that’s my elbow your’re…”
Yup twelve schnizengrubben…could be their limit.
Or
“They told me you was hung!”
“And they was right!”
Put women together and what do they talk about……?
Yes, Toly, put down the binocs and walk away. Grab a brewski.
The women are talking. They’re laughing. They’re relieving stress and bonding. Be happy for them, for when they finally come home, they’ll make you happy too. Toe curling happy.
Rule of thumb…if it fits, and she doesn’t pass out, it’s the right size.
And if she doesn’t get stuck.
I remember a case where the Cops were called by neighbors due to screaming coming from an apartment. The couple was found locked in place. A local Doc said cover them up and things would return to normal after a while.
Just proves my old saying..”Never do anything you’d be embarrassed to explain to the paramedics”
Unless it was totally worth it, of course. 🙂
Sometimes, you must take the measure of a man
Whiplash I tell ya!
And size doesn’t matter. Right?
I told Jack and I’m tellin’ you, it ain’t size that matters.
Then why do I carry a 3 ft measuring tape on my key chain…
3 ft sounds like it would have long since crossed into not fit/pass out territory
Actually I carry the measuring tape from spending years in construction. The other type of measuring is more visual and hands on.
Actually your “rule of thumb” thing sounds about right.
You *were* talking side-by-side comparison weren’t you? 🙁
Actually from the junction of my wrist and hand to the tip of my middle finger is 7 inches. That unit of measurement works well…
So, maybe in this case the metric system would have been better..
“Hey baby, wanna see my 17 centimeters?”
Or maybe not….
SEVENTEEN? That means in the metric world I can tell the babes I’m HANGIN’ TEN!
AND they get to legally cruise the highways at way over 100!
Maybe I’ll see if the Dims have any seats left on the “Canuckistan or Bust” bus. 😉
Never had a complaint.
three women out in the middle of nowhere, not paying attention, no one watching them…
why do I think something bad is going to happen?
Did you hear the soundtrack switch to ominous music, too?
Well, if they are in binocular range, they can’t be too far away…and from Naomi’s expression she is telling one whopper of a tale…or tail…or something…
“Girls talk…”
Note to ‘Toly…..
Think of the scene in ‘The Godfather’ where the three women sharing one wedding table were busily discussing Santino’s “Attributes”.
The right tool for the right job !
More importantly depending on perspective:
The right job for the tool!
One strongly suspects the alphamales of DBD have nothing to worry about in this regard…
I decided to Google “zrelost” and the definition comes up as ‘biologically mature in both the physical and psychological sense’.
Well, at least we’re ‘half-right’ anyway.
My searches mostly found maturity; one had maturity, manhood and ripeness. That was a Croation-English translation.
It appears to have a slang usage, from the context.
It sounds like the ladies of DBD are having a bonding moment. Normally this kind of thing happens in a hot tub and wine is involved… or so I’ve heard…
It can happen anywhere wine is involved
Or the “Ladies’ Room.” 😉
Too much hot tub and too much wine = too much “bonding”.
Or “experimenting”.
Not for guys though. The former would be kind of hot.
The latter would be sick and disgusting.
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Not.
Well, if a bunch of guys are bonding over wine and a hot tub, that’s a whole other problem itself…real men usually bond over cigars and whisk.
However, your first idea isn’t too bad…would be kinda hot…
Ah. The ladies discuss the long hard aspects of life they have experienced.
There is something to be said about stroking the length of a man’s skin…
Just….wow….
I’ll be in my bunk…
Sometimes I need Google translate for Toly.. This time I didn’t.. LOL!