Deport them, deport them all. A religion based on force only understands force.
Spin
FAAD
June 7, 2017 at 12:41 am
Kafiroon
Just saw this. I’ve believed this for some time now.
Islam is a political system, NOT a religion, and unless and until humanity wakes the hell up and STOPS referring to it as a religion, there is no hope. Islam is a hyper-aggressive, militaristic, expansionist, totalitarian political system designed to create a super-rich micro-oligarchical ruling class with a massive, destitute, genetically handicapped underclass below. The paper-thin faux-religious facade was a conscious, specific con from the very beginning – much like Mormonism and Scientology – a pure racket using borrowed and piggy-backed religious motifs to lend credibility to a massive, loosely-knit network of crime syndicate cells.
Horny guy religion based on a hermaphroditic river god and the founder’s inability to please any of his wives. Hence the FGM requirement as a way to maintain good health. If I remember correctly said wives poisoned him for being a Schweinhund.
He put himself before God when it came to why Women have certain attributes, and was justly punished for doing so.
The façade part too, and to that degree the comparison to Mormons and Scientologists is accurate, even the crime racket part.
But beyond that the parallel diverges…Mormonism is a cult and Scientology is a corrupt business, but neither are anywhere near your description of islam as to their core narrative and sworn goal.
Actually BHO and HRC are more comparable in that regard. What “religion” are they?
June 7, 2017 at 3:34 pm
DrD
Barnhardt is pretty blunt, but she is very clearly correct on this matter. I read her daily.
June 7, 2017 at 12:08 am
Chad C. Mulligan
ROFLMAO!
June 7, 2017 at 12:08 am
Ed Jones
Soylent Green garbage trucks.
June 7, 2017 at 12:12 am
Greg B
Beat me to it.
June 7, 2017 at 12:36 am
NotYetInACamp
Send the Scoops.
June 7, 2017 at 12:14 am
formwiz
Bonaparte’s whiff of grapeshot, revisited.
June 7, 2017 at 12:15 am
Swansonic
Oh, to see the mythbusters run their snowplow through the streets of New York.
Stand down, Isaiah…it’s time for Joel, plowshares to swords.
…Proclaim this among the nations: Prepare a war; rouse the mighty men! Let all the soldiers draw near, let them come up! Beat your plowshares into swords And your pruning hooks into spears; Let the weak say, “I am a mighty man.” Hasten and come, all you surrounding nations, And gather yourselves there. Bring down, O LORD, Your mighty ones.…
Joel 3:9-11
June 7, 2017 at 12:38 am
JIMV
I really like the snow plows idea..
June 7, 2017 at 12:49 am
WayneM
It just seems so ironically perfect… snowplows for the special snowflakes…
June 7, 2017 at 12:49 am
Doc Epador
Personally I prefer the spinning brushes we use out west to remove the sediment left after a big rain.
‘Toly:”New President now speaks for Americans first, da?” Not if Obola and the DMC can help it.
How about just having some folks walk their dogs through the middle of it?
June 7, 2017 at 7:36 am
Deplorable B Woodman
I was thinking of walking on backs and butts to get from point A to point B. Hey, you’re blocking a public thoroughfare, and I’m public, so get over yourselves. I have no idea how long you’re gonna be doing a face plant, and I have places to be and people to see. So either move, or get walked on.
But I like the idea of street sweepers, snow plows and garbage trucks, too.
June 8, 2017 at 6:51 am
GWB
“Do you have a permit for a public demonstration? No? Then I’m coming through….”
June 7, 2017 at 7:37 am
tomstockton
Hmmm… maybe it’s time for Damon and Zed to load ol’ Tabasco into the truck for a little “field trip” to the East Coast… oh, yeah!!
Maybe bring the “dogs” along — I bet they’d like to mark new territory as well.
The only downside I see is that it might leave the Double-D Ranch a little short on security while they’re gone. Hmmm… maybe I need to think this out some more.
June 7, 2017 at 7:39 am
Deplorable B Woodman
I wonder what the public and official (two different sets of people) reactions would be if a Mass of Catholics were to set up shop for a time in a NYC street and sidewalk to hold a religious service? Oh, and don’t forget the Jesuits to stand guard.
June 7, 2017 at 7:43 am
Deplorable B Woodman
Maybe it happened to quick to plan a response, but I’m surprised that no one was tossing water balloons out of an upper floor hotel or office building window.
June 7, 2017 at 9:32 am
Pamela
Water Balloons filled with the urine of menstruating and pregnant Women. It’s the Nuclear Option.
June 7, 2017 at 8:15 am
PaulS
“Just because something is legal doesn’t mean it is always advisable.”
And
Just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it is always inadvisable.
We are subject to too many ridiculous and redundant laws. We started with 10, and then it got out of hand.
Snowplows, garbage trucks, pigs’ blood, lady juice…all fun options to ponder.
But from a practical and doable standpoint, the methods used on unruly and/or obstructionist crowds for decades -fixed mount high pressure fire hoses- would be efficient and acceptable to all, if it’s good enough for hippies and blm it’s good enough for this filth. And bonus, real people (plow operators and trash men) don’t have to get too close, and it’s self-cleansing once the grime is gone. Why not?
June 7, 2017 at 10:44 am
Pamela
The United States Navy did that in 1958 in Beirut Lebanon. http://military.wikia.com/wiki/1958_Lebanon_crisis
They used fire hoses to do crowd control on rioters at the piers.
If I remember correctly the Sailors kept the rioters hosed down with sea water for over 24 hours.
June 7, 2017 at 10:32 am
NotYetInACamp
In many ways and in many ways they state that they are here to conquer us and the world. They have their end time views which result in Islam being dominant.
We watch hijrah. Hijrah is the invasion by emigration to conquer jihad. That was the first victory Muhamed had, and when he called it Islam. In common terms, all Muslims are military colonists come to occupy and conquer new land for Islam.
Here is Tommy Roberson of Rebelmedia speaking with the people in the mosque that the Manchester bombing murderers (Holy Jihad Warriors and martyrs) attended.
Just simple questions and discussion. An example of Islam. https://youtu.be/rt4yEoZ88aU
June 7, 2017 at 10:37 am
Spin Drift
Why not just throw bacon out the windows? Other than wasting good bacon can you imagine the stampede. Sharknado, no it’s a Baconado!
Spin
BLT for the win!
War Damn Screaming Eagle
June 7, 2017 at 10:39 am
Grunt GI
Great idea, but as a bacon aficionado, I would hate to waste so much good pork product. LOVED today’s cartoon…genuinely made me smile…without boobehs. 🙂
Ok, DBD history question…do Anatoly and Naomi have 2 kids? I thought there was just one-Nikolai (sp?).. So now it appears everyone has an heir and a spare? I occasionally get lost on the details….
June 7, 2017 at 10:51 am
Pamela
I think the baby Naomi is holding is Hugo, one the twins that Skye had with an yet-to-be identified 5 minute wonder.
June 7, 2017 at 10:54 am
Chris Muir
yup.
June 7, 2017 at 11:55 am
Grunt GI
Ahhh, well, that should have been obvious. 🙂
Anyway, great toon today…it’s so damn funny that all the morons in DC are going to a Comey Happy Hour tomorrow.
Wonder what the idiots will do when they don’t get their smoking gun?
Riot? Drink more? Drink more and riot?
Glad I don’t work in downtown Swampville.
June 7, 2017 at 11:02 am
Jess Sain
Having a Boss Snowplow, that cartoon filled my head with wonderful pictures. When you hear that turbo spool on the cummins, you better read the grill. That’s not the make, that’s your last warning.
June 7, 2017 at 1:28 pm
Maj Arkay
Replay to Texas Is State Of Mind comment yesterday reference Buc-ee’s:
Buc-ee’s does not cover the entire state, so “I am sorry but real Texans only go to Buc-ee’s for coffee” is not accurate anywhere west of I-35. That happens to be the majority of the state.
June 7, 2017 at 11:24 pm
Noelegy
Buc-Ee’s was founded in Lake Jackson and I know they’re in central to south Texas, but we have one in Fort Worth, and supposedly getting one in Denton. Beaver Nuggets for all!
June 7, 2017 at 9:07 pm
Gus Bailey
Hey Chris, in RE Redvolution1776, not for nothin’, but Revolutionary Sam would not have been clean shaven… not lookin’ for factual accuracy, just some … appreciation.
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Deport them, deport them all. A religion based on force only understands force.
Spin
FAAD
Just saw this. I’ve believed this for some time now.
Islam is a political system, NOT a religion, and unless and until humanity wakes the hell up and STOPS referring to it as a religion, there is no hope. Islam is a hyper-aggressive, militaristic, expansionist, totalitarian political system designed to create a super-rich micro-oligarchical ruling class with a massive, destitute, genetically handicapped underclass below. The paper-thin faux-religious facade was a conscious, specific con from the very beginning – much like Mormonism and Scientology – a pure racket using borrowed and piggy-backed religious motifs to lend credibility to a massive, loosely-knit network of crime syndicate cells.
http://www.barnhardt.biz/2017/06/05/cut-the-crap-islam-must-be-exterminated-heres-how/
Spot. The. F&CK. On.
Horny guy religion based on a hermaphroditic river god and the founder’s inability to please any of his wives. Hence the FGM requirement as a way to maintain good health. If I remember correctly said wives poisoned him for being a Schweinhund.
He put himself before God when it came to why Women have certain attributes, and was justly punished for doing so.
islam is…all of those things you said.
The façade part too, and to that degree the comparison to Mormons and Scientologists is accurate, even the crime racket part.
But beyond that the parallel diverges…Mormonism is a cult and Scientology is a corrupt business, but neither are anywhere near your description of islam as to their core narrative and sworn goal.
Actually BHO and HRC are more comparable in that regard. What “religion” are they?
Barnhardt is pretty blunt, but she is very clearly correct on this matter. I read her daily.
ROFLMAO!
Soylent Green garbage trucks.
Beat me to it.
Send the Scoops.
Bonaparte’s whiff of grapeshot, revisited.
Oh, to see the mythbusters run their snowplow through the streets of New York.
That would be impressive and fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4qZTdMOJBk
And hominids (won’t call them humans) would offer much less resistance.
*Ahem*
“Contain and Corral The Morlocks…..
Then Tag. Bag And Drag ’em….
Soylent Green Ain’t People!”
You realize that most of NYC’s snowplows are mounted on their garbage trucks.
Most appropriate in this case.
Paint the Snowplows’ Blades with Pig’s Blood?
Stand down, Isaiah…it’s time for Joel, plowshares to swords.
…Proclaim this among the nations: Prepare a war; rouse the mighty men! Let all the soldiers draw near, let them come up! Beat your plowshares into swords And your pruning hooks into spears; Let the weak say, “I am a mighty man.” Hasten and come, all you surrounding nations, And gather yourselves there. Bring down, O LORD, Your mighty ones.…
Joel 3:9-11
I really like the snow plows idea..
It just seems so ironically perfect… snowplows for the special snowflakes…
Personally I prefer the spinning brushes we use out west to remove the sediment left after a big rain.
Runway sweepers!
Zar Belk!
Lovely concept, Chris, and well done everyone else!
Folks, out on the High Plains of North America, there are quite large trucks equipped with manure-sprayer arrangements. Get a few semi-trailer tankers full of large hog farm liquid manure, to refill the tanker trucks, and the fire hazard on NY, NY streets will be quickly fertilized.
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https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Foklahomafarmreport.com%2Fwire%2Fnews%2F2013%2F09%2Fmedia%2F06318_ManureSpreader06282012.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Foklahomafarmreport.com%2Fwire%2Fnews%2F2013%2F09%2F06317_BiosecurityGuidelines09122013_105934.php&docid=2c9CH7naQ59glM&tbnid=mnITC_EIEGhpGM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwiAjseDk6vUAhVR4WMKHeQ7Bnk4rAIQMwhWKFMwUw..i&w=505&h=323&bih=951&biw=1680&q=pig%20manure%20spreader%20trucks&ved=0ahUKEwiAjseDk6vUAhVR4WMKHeQ7Bnk4rAIQMwhWKFMwUw&iact=mrc&uact=8
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‘Toly:”New President now speaks for Americans first, da?” Not if Obola and the DMC can help it.
How about just having some folks walk their dogs through the middle of it?
I was thinking of walking on backs and butts to get from point A to point B. Hey, you’re blocking a public thoroughfare, and I’m public, so get over yourselves. I have no idea how long you’re gonna be doing a face plant, and I have places to be and people to see. So either move, or get walked on.
But I like the idea of street sweepers, snow plows and garbage trucks, too.
“Do you have a permit for a public demonstration? No? Then I’m coming through….”
Hmmm… maybe it’s time for Damon and Zed to load ol’ Tabasco into the truck for a little “field trip” to the East Coast… oh, yeah!!
Maybe bring the “dogs” along — I bet they’d like to mark new territory as well.
The only downside I see is that it might leave the Double-D Ranch a little short on security while they’re gone. Hmmm… maybe I need to think this out some more.
I wonder what the public and official (two different sets of people) reactions would be if a Mass of Catholics were to set up shop for a time in a NYC street and sidewalk to hold a religious service? Oh, and don’t forget the Jesuits to stand guard.
Maybe it happened to quick to plan a response, but I’m surprised that no one was tossing water balloons out of an upper floor hotel or office building window.
Water Balloons filled with the urine of menstruating and pregnant Women. It’s the Nuclear Option.
“Just because something is legal doesn’t mean it is always advisable.”
And
Just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it is always inadvisable.
We are subject to too many ridiculous and redundant laws. We started with 10, and then it got out of hand.
True that, Sir.
DT is starting with EO on fed regulations: every new one requires killing two old ones. That’ll work on many levels.
Snowplows, garbage trucks, pigs’ blood, lady juice…all fun options to ponder.
But from a practical and doable standpoint, the methods used on unruly and/or obstructionist crowds for decades -fixed mount high pressure fire hoses- would be efficient and acceptable to all, if it’s good enough for hippies and blm it’s good enough for this filth. And bonus, real people (plow operators and trash men) don’t have to get too close, and it’s self-cleansing once the grime is gone. Why not?
The United States Navy did that in 1958 in Beirut Lebanon.
http://military.wikia.com/wiki/1958_Lebanon_crisis
They used fire hoses to do crowd control on rioters at the piers.
If I remember correctly the Sailors kept the rioters hosed down with sea water for over 24 hours.
In many ways and in many ways they state that they are here to conquer us and the world. They have their end time views which result in Islam being dominant.
We watch hijrah. Hijrah is the invasion by emigration to conquer jihad. That was the first victory Muhamed had, and when he called it Islam. In common terms, all Muslims are military colonists come to occupy and conquer new land for Islam.
Here is Tommy Roberson of Rebelmedia speaking with the people in the mosque that the Manchester bombing murderers (Holy Jihad Warriors and martyrs) attended.
Just simple questions and discussion. An example of Islam.
https://youtu.be/rt4yEoZ88aU
Why not just throw bacon out the windows? Other than wasting good bacon can you imagine the stampede. Sharknado, no it’s a Baconado!
Spin
BLT for the win!
War Damn Screaming Eagle
Great idea, but as a bacon aficionado, I would hate to waste so much good pork product. LOVED today’s cartoon…genuinely made me smile…without boobehs. 🙂
Ok, DBD history question…do Anatoly and Naomi have 2 kids? I thought there was just one-Nikolai (sp?).. So now it appears everyone has an heir and a spare? I occasionally get lost on the details….
I think the baby Naomi is holding is Hugo, one the twins that Skye had with an yet-to-be identified 5 minute wonder.
yup.
Ahhh, well, that should have been obvious. 🙂
Anyway, great toon today…it’s so damn funny that all the morons in DC are going to a Comey Happy Hour tomorrow.
Wonder what the idiots will do when they don’t get their smoking gun?
Riot? Drink more? Drink more and riot?
Glad I don’t work in downtown Swampville.
Having a Boss Snowplow, that cartoon filled my head with wonderful pictures. When you hear that turbo spool on the cummins, you better read the grill. That’s not the make, that’s your last warning.
Replay to Texas Is State Of Mind comment yesterday reference Buc-ee’s:
Buc-ee’s does not cover the entire state, so “I am sorry but real Texans only go to Buc-ee’s for coffee” is not accurate anywhere west of I-35. That happens to be the majority of the state.
Buc-Ee’s was founded in Lake Jackson and I know they’re in central to south Texas, but we have one in Fort Worth, and supposedly getting one in Denton. Beaver Nuggets for all!
Hey Chris, in RE Redvolution1776, not for nothin’, but Revolutionary Sam would not have been clean shaven… not lookin’ for factual accuracy, just some … appreciation.
She could have been plucked.
OK. OK. No scoops are coming.
BUT!
🙂
(heh heh)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-27/coming-inner-city-uprising-near-you-ultimate-riot-control-truck-future
As part of a multifaceted limited engagement effort, this might just do fine.
Cool.
‘Course just the water cannon would do the trick, if they were used.
It ain’t a hardware problem, it’s the software.
As usual.