Guess y’all got different standards for feminine there in the zone, Wade…’cause those ‘roid-like ripples on Sam’s bod are freakin’ me the fuck OUT!
Yeah yeah, I know it’s the mud, but still. Hurry up with the hoses girls, if I wanted to see you all covered up I’d rather it be in pretty little commando sundresses. 🙁
I don’t care what the shadow knows or says, GET THE MUD OFF!
Hey, maybe a good Texas rainstorm will come along and the girls can hand wash each other; now that’d be feminine…oh wait…well, that’d be sexy anyway. Sorry Pam and Co., no guys needed for that. But they’ll come around for the hosing later no doubt.
July 2, 2017 at 12:16 am
JIMV
Two women desperately in search of a hose!
July 2, 2017 at 12:45 am
billf
Chris,how do you make these cartoons look like photographs? I like them,but they look too lifelike to be blog worthy. You are a true artist!!!
July 2, 2017 at 9:47 am
Chris Muir
They are photographs with the character art blended in.:)
July 2, 2017 at 9:58 am
Plasticman
Then who are the models you have posing for these photographs and where can we view some of their other “work”??? Trade secret?
July 2, 2017 at 1:15 am
Z-man51
Chris, love the “Looney Tunes” wide eyes in panel 4 from both Sam and Skye. Two nubile yound females clad in nothing but good ole Texas mud surprised by a man (Sam because it’s not Zed, and Skye because it is a MAN, not her usual castrated libtard accidentally having XY chromosomes) exhibiting a great “OH SHIT” response. Love it!
One question though: in panel 2 (Sam’s word ballons are white while Skye’s are yellow) how is Sam wearing the dress she took off and smacked Skye with in the face while in panels 3 and 4 have her appearing nude and Skye wearing her dress? I know it seems nitpicking both if both are supposed to be naked then dammit I want to see both naked! Oh, one other thing: the adrenaline fight or flight rush brought on by a sudden surprise (as evidenced by ‘wide eyes’) certain other physiological effects occur. One fairly common effect is the nipple erection. This is brought on by the same involuntarily muscle contractions causing goosebumps. Adding the cooling effect of the mud drying, especially on the nipples, both pairs should be “out and proud!” The more you know…
July 2, 2017 at 2:30 am
Z-man51
Ok, nust checked yesterday’s (July 1) and it definitely shows Skye taking her yellow print dress off (panel 1 taking and panel 3 off down by her feet) and Sam’s turquoise dress smacking Skye smack dab in her face (panel 3). Is this a case of the artist getting a little bit too excited drawing gorgeous’nekkid’ women? 😉
Still sticking with the Frank Frazetta tones and shadowing. though nicely muted.
I did not see this coming, And there is a bit of mystery as to how this situation will pan out.
Could this all be part of a scheme from Sam?
Pretty sure there is going to be a very polite Wade and a “Squeeeeee!” from Skye somewhere in tomorrow’s panels!
Nicely done, all the way around!
July 2, 2017 at 4:07 am
Bren
Except that Wade is dead.
July 2, 2017 at 11:58 am
CPQA
It is Sam Elliot.
July 2, 2017 at 5:31 am
Bill G
Zed is coming to look and sound like his father to an ever-growing extent, eh?
July 2, 2017 at 10:24 pm
eon
Zed + Stetson= like father, like son.
clear ether
eon
July 2, 2017 at 7:49 am
Majer
Didn’t Yall see City slickers 2, It’s Wades twin brother.
July 2, 2017 at 7:49 am
Grunt GI
Oh wow. So it does appear Pamela and the ladies are in for a treat. How will Zed (and crew?) get those poor, helpless babes out of their predicament without getting all muddy and needing a good pair of hands for a lovely feminine scrub? Hope that tank has a lot of water.
Stay Tuned… 😉
July 2, 2017 at 12:19 pm
Pamela
I think a cold shower is in order. And there is a poem in there. Somewhere.
July 2, 2017 at 7:49 am
Halley
Such a shame if Zed would be forced to get his hands all dirty and wrassle ’em both at the same time, devoid of garments and all slippery and such – it would be oh so very wrong…
July 2, 2017 at 8:39 am
LowKey
Doesn’t “sound” like Zed to me.
It does however seem to be the speech pattern of Zed’s buddy the Sheriff with whom Skye had a bit of a fling a while back. Maybe now that she’s starting to figure out what she wants/needs in life the two of them can rekindle things.
July 2, 2017 at 10:37 am
Pamela
I don’t smoke at all, but after this is all said and done, I’m going to need a cigar and a shot of Asombroso. Whoever that tall drink of waters shadow belongs to looks to be interesting.
July 2, 2017 at 2:23 pm
Grunt GI
Yes I do suspect we will all need a smoke and a cold shower.
That’s right, he tweeted it! Somebody told him “tone it down” and he thought they said “double down” so he did! Quarter-million “likes” in six hours. Says he’s changing CNN from FakeNewsNetwork to FraudNewsNetwork and that his social media use is “not Presidential, it’s Modern Day Presidential…Make America Great Again!”
And if you want to hear “Presidential” in real words instead of 140 characters or less, just listen to President Donald J. Trump’s 4th of July Celebrate Freedom address at Kennedy Center. Last time we heard words and sentiment and promises like that was about what, 1980-something? Just beautiful.
Watching Trump gaslight the media losers makes me nearly as happy as the thought of Sam and Skye getting hosed off/clean/naked/rubbed down. 🙂
He is now officially becoming the most media savvy President ever.
Reagan used to be the master of beating the media losers at their own game, but Trump is taking this to a whole new level.
July 2, 2017 at 11:06 am
MAJ Arkay
Keep in mind that Sam Elliott has visited the ranch before…
July 2, 2017 at 11:11 am
Pamela
That is true. *SQUEE*
July 2, 2017 at 1:46 pm
Lucius Severus Pertinax
Those EYES in panel 4 !!
LMFO!!!!
July 2, 2017 at 2:05 pm
Greg B
Have any of you watched the Netflix sit-com series, The Ranch?
I’m afraid Mr Elliot is starting to show his years. Either that, or he’s such a superb actor, playing a worn out old rancher, leaves the viewer without a doubt.
July 2, 2017 at 2:21 pm
Grunt GI
Well he is getting old, but he is very funny. His one liners are a level of snark I aspire to.
“The more-conservative-than-Hollywood milieu in which the characters live is expressed by an occasional swipe at President Obama, guns and tractors, an episode set around hunting, the eating of steak and the dismissal of any male interest in personal appearance or deeper feelings as girly. Beau is wary of government surveillance and an attack by North Korea, and he dismisses global warming as “a bunch of crap Al Gore made to sell books to Californians.” While it is a perhaps less than nuanced portrait of this slice of the polity, it is on balance not a mean one.”
Huh. Even that mildly non-PC-ness is a rarity which is why I watch so little teevee and am so un-media oriented that I haven’t seen or heard of this…never a big fan of Kutcher but I do like Sam and Debra. Going to have to check it out; thanks Greg.
July 2, 2017 at 2:06 pm
John Trauger
If you want a “man”, be a woman. Not necessarily the passive kind, however.
July 2, 2017 at 2:32 pm
Merle
I don’t know why Sam doesn’t recall that a woman CAN be both strong and feminine. After all – she is!!!
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I can recommend several videos…
🙂
WADE!
That sound you hear is coming from a little place we call The Twilight Zone.
Guess y’all got different standards for feminine there in the zone, Wade…’cause those ‘roid-like ripples on Sam’s bod are freakin’ me the fuck OUT!
Yeah yeah, I know it’s the mud, but still. Hurry up with the hoses girls, if I wanted to see you all covered up I’d rather it be in pretty little commando sundresses. 🙁
Ewww! Scroll down to “Red” at number seven.
http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/08/09/11-incredibly-muscular-female-competitive-bodybuilders/
I don’t care what the shadow knows or says, GET THE MUD OFF!
Hey, maybe a good Texas rainstorm will come along and the girls can hand wash each other; now that’d be feminine…oh wait…well, that’d be sexy anyway. Sorry Pam and Co., no guys needed for that. But they’ll come around for the hosing later no doubt.
Two women desperately in search of a hose!
Chris,how do you make these cartoons look like photographs? I like them,but they look too lifelike to be blog worthy. You are a true artist!!!
They are photographs with the character art blended in.:)
Then who are the models you have posing for these photographs and where can we view some of their other “work”??? Trade secret?
Chris, love the “Looney Tunes” wide eyes in panel 4 from both Sam and Skye. Two nubile yound females clad in nothing but good ole Texas mud surprised by a man (Sam because it’s not Zed, and Skye because it is a MAN, not her usual castrated libtard accidentally having XY chromosomes) exhibiting a great “OH SHIT” response. Love it!
One question though: in panel 2 (Sam’s word ballons are white while Skye’s are yellow) how is Sam wearing the dress she took off and smacked Skye with in the face while in panels 3 and 4 have her appearing nude and Skye wearing her dress? I know it seems nitpicking both if both are supposed to be naked then dammit I want to see both naked! Oh, one other thing: the adrenaline fight or flight rush brought on by a sudden surprise (as evidenced by ‘wide eyes’) certain other physiological effects occur. One fairly common effect is the nipple erection. This is brought on by the same involuntarily muscle contractions causing goosebumps. Adding the cooling effect of the mud drying, especially on the nipples, both pairs should be “out and proud!” The more you know…
Ok, nust checked yesterday’s (July 1) and it definitely shows Skye taking her yellow print dress off (panel 1 taking and panel 3 off down by her feet) and Sam’s turquoise dress smacking Skye smack dab in her face (panel 3). Is this a case of the artist getting a little bit too excited drawing gorgeous’nekkid’ women? 😉
no dresses anywhere. there’s mud in yer eye! heh
Chris, you are a master brainfuck. Your stuff is nearly, no, is, beyond spot on. You’re incredible. Way worth more than I can afford.
Slightly off the vein, Zed is Wade.
That’s what I figure too…
Congratulations, Chis…
Still sticking with the Frank Frazetta tones and shadowing. though nicely muted.
I did not see this coming, And there is a bit of mystery as to how this situation will pan out.
Could this all be part of a scheme from Sam?
Pretty sure there is going to be a very polite Wade and a “Squeeeeee!” from Skye somewhere in tomorrow’s panels!
Nicely done, all the way around!
Except that Wade is dead.
It is Sam Elliot.
Zed is coming to look and sound like his father to an ever-growing extent, eh?
Zed + Stetson= like father, like son.
clear ether
eon
Didn’t Yall see City slickers 2, It’s Wades twin brother.
Oh wow. So it does appear Pamela and the ladies are in for a treat. How will Zed (and crew?) get those poor, helpless babes out of their predicament without getting all muddy and needing a good pair of hands for a lovely feminine scrub? Hope that tank has a lot of water.
Stay Tuned… 😉
I think a cold shower is in order. And there is a poem in there. Somewhere.
Such a shame if Zed would be forced to get his hands all dirty and wrassle ’em both at the same time, devoid of garments and all slippery and such – it would be oh so very wrong…
Doesn’t “sound” like Zed to me.
It does however seem to be the speech pattern of Zed’s buddy the Sheriff with whom Skye had a bit of a fling a while back. Maybe now that she’s starting to figure out what she wants/needs in life the two of them can rekindle things.
I don’t smoke at all, but after this is all said and done, I’m going to need a cigar and a shot of Asombroso. Whoever that tall drink of waters shadow belongs to looks to be interesting.
Yes I do suspect we will all need a smoke and a cold shower.
Damn, I do bet it will be worth it.
Reposado or Anejo?
Speaking of ‘roid rage…what? we weren’t?…okay just me then…anyway:
TRUMP BODYSLAMS CNN!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-takes-down-cnn-in-mock-wrestling-video/ar-BBDAw4v?li=BBnb7Kz
Almost too real to be metaphorical, and funny as freakin’ hell!
That’s right, he tweeted it! Somebody told him “tone it down” and he thought they said “double down” so he did! Quarter-million “likes” in six hours. Says he’s changing CNN from FakeNewsNetwork to FraudNewsNetwork and that his social media use is “not Presidential, it’s Modern Day Presidential…Make America Great Again!”
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
We haven’t seen anything close to this dude before…it’s wild.
And if you want to hear “Presidential” in real words instead of 140 characters or less, just listen to President Donald J. Trump’s 4th of July Celebrate Freedom address at Kennedy Center. Last time we heard words and sentiment and promises like that was about what, 1980-something? Just beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu3NJQ8do54
Watching Trump gaslight the media losers makes me nearly as happy as the thought of Sam and Skye getting hosed off/clean/naked/rubbed down. 🙂
He is now officially becoming the most media savvy President ever.
Reagan used to be the master of beating the media losers at their own game, but Trump is taking this to a whole new level.
Keep in mind that Sam Elliott has visited the ranch before…
That is true. *SQUEE*
Those EYES in panel 4 !!
LMFO!!!!
Have any of you watched the Netflix sit-com series, The Ranch?
I’m afraid Mr Elliot is starting to show his years. Either that, or he’s such a superb actor, playing a worn out old rancher, leaves the viewer without a doubt.
Well he is getting old, but he is very funny. His one liners are a level of snark I aspire to.
He does weather worn very well, I think.
From a review:
“The more-conservative-than-Hollywood milieu in which the characters live is expressed by an occasional swipe at President Obama, guns and tractors, an episode set around hunting, the eating of steak and the dismissal of any male interest in personal appearance or deeper feelings as girly. Beau is wary of government surveillance and an attack by North Korea, and he dismisses global warming as “a bunch of crap Al Gore made to sell books to Californians.” While it is a perhaps less than nuanced portrait of this slice of the polity, it is on balance not a mean one.”
Huh. Even that mildly non-PC-ness is a rarity which is why I watch so little teevee and am so un-media oriented that I haven’t seen or heard of this…never a big fan of Kutcher but I do like Sam and Debra. Going to have to check it out; thanks Greg.
If you want a “man”, be a woman. Not necessarily the passive kind, however.
I don’t know why Sam doesn’t recall that a woman CAN be both strong and feminine. After all – she is!!!