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  • December 26, 2017 at 12:10 am
    formwiz

    Sam is bustin’ out all over.

    • December 26, 2017 at 12:35 pm
      Pamela

      Why is she putting eyeliner on when Zed is taking off his shirt..
      Girlfriend get your ass over there right quick…

      • December 26, 2017 at 7:06 pm

        Shirt and ink both going on I think, though both do seem superfluous. But Z is back to snarky politics; guess that old-man hair is a sign that twofers are a young man’s game.

  • December 26, 2017 at 12:24 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    NO-body expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

    • December 26, 2017 at 3:33 am

      Damn it, beat me to it.

  • December 26, 2017 at 12:42 am
    Epador

    Ah, now we have to consider whether or not to use the comfy chair.

    • December 26, 2017 at 12:46 am
      I'll pass this time

      But what for?

    • December 26, 2017 at 2:20 am
      Swansonic

      Have you got all of the cushy bits into the end of the pillow?

  • December 26, 2017 at 12:51 am
    GrantCMcCormick

    Don’t forget the dead parrot, too!

    • December 26, 2017 at 1:24 am
      NotYetInACamp

      Ah! Yes. That, of course, is everything that the left ever has tried to sell us and everyone.

  • December 26, 2017 at 2:13 am
    WayneM

    Cardinal Biggles, poke her with the soft cushions!!

  • December 26, 2017 at 3:22 am
    Lon Mead

    I would have thought to describe the Mueller investigation more like “Cheese Shop”:
    “Have you, in fact, any cheese here at all?”
    “Yes.”
    “Really?”
    “No. Not really. Not a scrap. I’ve been deliberately wasting your time.”

    • December 26, 2017 at 2:39 pm
      John Trauger

      Not deliberately “wasting” at all. Meuller’s was/is a fishing expedition for something, anything that could be used to push Trump out of the White House.

  • December 26, 2017 at 3:35 am

    And if there were “like” buttons, there would have been many already.

  • December 26, 2017 at 3:44 am
    Z-man51

    I knew within three months that the “Trump-Russian Collusion” investigation was literally the “Last Gasp” of the Billary/Demoncrap/RINO/Old Guard’s attempt to void Donald J. Trump’s win over Billary and the swamp when absolutely NO LEAKS came forward from the “Impartial and Honorable” Mueller’s inquisition. Seriously, if there had existed any proof whatsoever of candidate Trump’s team talking to any Russian governmental agent prior the the election, the fake news lamestream media would have come on the air proclaiming that President Trump was guilty of “treason most foul” before the ink was dry. The continued silence from Mueller’s team only proved that they had found nothing even after continued interviews with Trump, Jr and Jared Kushner discovered nothing.
    Even after the Grand Jury indictments of Manaford, Gates and Flint with the subsequent guilty pleas by Manaford and Flint still found no “smoking gun” connecting Trump’s team with the Russians.
    The lamestream media’s “Fake News” division took a serious hit to the “Fake gonads” with the ‘Proof of Collusion” Wikileak email to Trump, Jr. Unfortunately, no one checked to makr sure all information was correct, especially the date. Yet they still wonder why nobody believes their lies anymore.
    So far the investigations have only proved collusion between ex-president obummer, Holder, Billary and others and a Russian businessman (acting as a proxy for Putin and the Russian government) to purchase 10% of the U.S. supply of uranium. A deal that netted the Clinton Foundation and billy-boy $500,00 for a speach in Russia. ” Nothing to see here! No collusion! It’s just your imagination!”

    • December 26, 2017 at 4:20 am
      cfm56dash7

      While half a million for a speech is nothing to sneeze at, please don’t forget the 100+ million donated to Clinton Global ‘charities’ by Uranium One connected players. This thing stinks on a truly grand scale.

  • December 26, 2017 at 4:05 am
    JackDeth 72

    Mueller my be “pining for the fjords”.

    But he certainly does not have “lovely plumage”!

    Yes. I had to go there.

    Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas!

  • December 26, 2017 at 6:33 am
    eon

    It reminds me more of the Police Raid sketch;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGSN6INTqNc

    So far, the only thing Mueller has “found” most likely was something he dropped himself. “OOH! OOH! OOH!”

    Incidentally, I’m a bit confused. When did the progressives decide that collaborating with Moscow was a bad thing? After doing it for almost a century, that is?

    Oh, right, they’re all bromancing Beijing now.

    My mistake, carry on.

    clear ether

    eon

    • December 26, 2017 at 12:32 pm
      Pamela

      “When did the progressives decide that collaborating with Moscow was a bad thing?”

      The Left is all pissed off since the name change occurred. U.S.S.R was broken up back into the old countries and the people started governing themselves. Now Boobie Boy wants the power back, and the little old ladies and gents want the old safety net back since they were passed over with all the Oligarchs aka the Old Crony network taking over.

  • December 26, 2017 at 7:43 am
    Bill G

    A Special Prosecutor is supposedly appointed to investigate a crime; Mueller was appointed to find one. His fishing expedition has switched over to Arkansas Fly Fishing, as the early morning armed raid on the home of a cooperating subject shows. I guess they have been so busy looking that they forgot that the New Media was watching.

    • December 26, 2017 at 5:57 pm
      Roland Deschain

      100% on the nose!

  • December 26, 2017 at 7:45 am
    Bill G

    Oh, yeah…and the left has expected all the minions would maintain the walls of their echo chamber at all costs; having Politico start to kick holes in it was a shock.
    https://www.politico.com/interactives/2017/obama-hezbollah-drug-trafficking-investigation/

  • December 26, 2017 at 8:50 am
    Delilah T. No Longer the Most Deplorable of All

    I’ve lost count now. CNN’s audience is tattering/fraying, not just at the edges, but at the seams, as I understand it. On the other hand, who in the blue-eyed world could spend even five minutes watching Madcow without gagging? She’s delusional at the very least. I can get better info from National Enquirer at the checkout line at the grocery store.
    The “spaniel inquisition’ failed, apparently quite badly. I have a Mouser Supreme cat I rescued who is smarter than most of those people. She could ferret out any rat in the woodpile, paws down, and drop it at my feet in exchange for a treat.

    That old saying ‘absolute power corrupts absolutely’ has been proven true again, with this idiotic trip through the leftards’ fantasyland, which ended in the Slough of Despond. See Pilgrim’s Progress for reference on that one. The boggy Slough will mire them down and, if we are lucky, they will be there for a very long time. Hubris (excessive pride toward or defiance of the gods, leading to nemesis) will trip them up every time.

    Let’s hope they stay in the Slough for another six or seven million years. What? A girl can dream, can’t she? I truly do believe that they deserve their own planet.

    • December 26, 2017 at 9:23 am

      Mercury would be good.

      • December 28, 2017 at 4:55 am
        RegT

        Definitely not Uranus.

  • December 26, 2017 at 10:23 am
    David Grimes

    Is it wrong that I’m in lust with a redhead with only two dimensions?

    • December 26, 2017 at 4:28 pm
      Delilah T. No Longer the Most Deplorable of All

      I don’t know if it’s right or wrong. I had a crush on Green Lantern, but I was only 12. Now – well, Zed looks good to me.

      Thanks, Chris, for a shirtless Zed.

      Happy New Year to all of you, and watch out for Ideologues. They’re having a bad run this winter, but they still want your money.

    • December 29, 2017 at 10:45 am
      Doggo

      She’s got three dimensions now. Go back to the early days of DBD to see her in two dimensions. I was in lust with her then. The artwork here is incredible and improving.

  • December 26, 2017 at 10:24 am
    GWB

    Dangit, Chris, quit teasing! (Hand position… hand position….)

  • December 26, 2017 at 10:51 am
    JIMV

    Until the faux investigation is closed the venal silliness will continue.

  • December 26, 2017 at 11:31 am

    OK, I’m not one to wish injury on another just for spouting their opinion, but sometimes things happen that make you know Karma is real.

    Via Gateway Pundit and Small Dead Animals (Canadian Right news aggregator):

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/12/video-antifa-commie-hit-truck-portland-protest/

    hang in until the end, it’s worth it. You don’t need the audio, it’s the same alt-left crap. Though the responses from the Trump marchers are pretty good.

  • December 26, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    A weaponized government in the most literal sense, but the thing about weapons is they can blow up in the face of those who mishandle and misuse them:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/justice-probe-looms-as-possible-landmine-for-mueller/ar-BBHmKDT?li=BBnb7Kz

    The dangerous truth about the swamp is that much deeper than the surface scum are the muck-dwelling entrenched bureaucracies with no one to hold them accountable. Until now.

    • December 26, 2017 at 4:37 pm
      Delilah T. No Longer the Most Deplorable of All

      My family’s crest has a motto: Vigila et ora. (Tr: Watch and Pray).

      I suggest we do just that, no matter what your personal preference is. The Universe does listen. Sometimes results take time to manifest. We must be patient, careful and ever vigilant.

      • December 27, 2017 at 11:37 am

        I come from a family born in the West Virginia hollers and the Ohio River country. We didn’t have great lineages, or family trees that traced back to kings. Or if we did, we didn’t have anyone who kept track. So I don’t have a family motto.

        I’ve decided instead to myself one.

        Cogito. Agito.

        Think. Then act.

        The reason things are changing is because people acted. And ARE acting.

        I find both the thought about proper action, and the action itself, heartening, encouraging, a sign of hope. Haven’t seen anything like it since Reagan. Thought I never would again.

  • December 26, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    Finally, a President with a set of balls and a First Lady without them…..

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