Such a cute kitten. Bezos, she will scratch your eyes out and disembowel you with her claws if you don’t stop. Be an obedient boy and cease all such activities. Now. She is too cute. Don’t you think so, Beezee? So cute. You don’t want such cuteness to be your last vision, lovely as it may be. Do you?
I suspect this is a bit of artistic licence unless Bezos decided to send a hardier unit to the ranch than the normal consumer unit. Normally a knife through the motherboard is enough to put small electronics out of commission.
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Yep, sure looks preggo in this one.
Such a cute kitten. Bezos, she will scratch your eyes out and disembowel you with her claws if you don’t stop. Be an obedient boy and cease all such activities. Now. She is too cute. Don’t you think so, Beezee? So cute. You don’t want such cuteness to be your last vision, lovely as it may be. Do you?
She knows them by name? Mossad.
Is mistake to irritate trained Mossad assassin while gestating, Da?
I see a radical vasectomy in Jeffie’s future.
Jeff has made the WashPo his personal blog.
Don’t use Amazon, don’t buy/use/support the Washed Up Post. Never feed the enemy.
Be an informed consumer.
Naomi with a knife is ALMOST as good as Sam in, well, nothing.
Naomi, with the knife, in the living room.
“kitten sounds”….interesting…please elaborate…:-D
Your HEAD on a SPIKE, BITCH
And that’s just for starters
I suspect this is a bit of artistic licence unless Bezos decided to send a hardier unit to the ranch than the normal consumer unit. Normally a knife through the motherboard is enough to put small electronics out of commission.
But this one is eeeevvviiilllllll. It has Bezo’s personal attention. It is Darth Echo.
Do we know if she has an iPhone?