I was in a Q place Wednesday. A really curvy, sexy waitress wore a T shirt that read “We go low and slow, until the meat’s smoking hot!” I’m pretty sure the Q was why I was drooling… sorta sure.
Here ya go Red…crank this up while you pull up the meat of the short pig and see how long it takes for its namesake to crank you up as she pulls up the meat of the long one.
Damn. I just played that 8 1/2 minutes masterpiece all the way through while I typed this…not much better vintage rock n roll guitar than that, highly recommend all to do the same. The throb at the end is perfect for what these young’uns have in mind.
C’mon, people. It’s not anything to get all excited about. Really. It’s just a lovely girl that Travis has worked on hard things with her undercover investigating and handling matters of importance for five years that has accepted his offer to come with him so they can pull his award winning meat. It’s not like it’s …..
Um. Well. It’s not like it’s anything really different. Um. It’s not like it’s a really big … Um. It’s just … They are just …. Um. Well. A lot of people will be watching them … Um . It’ll be in public, except when they are pulling the meat in the back room …
It’s … well. It’s … You see there is meat that needs to be pulled. There is pork that has to be handled, some of it wild. Matter will be well in hand. …
C’mon. It’s all up and up. It’s not on the Q.T. No QT about it. Maybe nothing under a hat.
I won’t get out of this one, will I? No way to pull it out …
… Another fine mess we’ve made. … (Sheesh)
I wash my hands of the whole mess. Talk about backed into a corner …
…
OK. It’s Q. Enjoy! … ….
Two? At the same time? I may write about it but do not indulge.
I’ve been living on smoothies for over a week and real food sounds so good right now even Travis’s Q. 🙂
Besides two is sensory overload.
April 13, 2018 at 1:08 pm
Pete231
As always, THE difference between pink and purple is the intensity of her grip…..
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Sam knows that a hard man is good to find.
ROFLOL LMFAO!!!!!
And the puns just keep on cummin’………I mean, comin’.
Travis, you just keep on cookin’. Suzy will want to check your ‘Q.
Thank you, Chris! I have always enjoyed a bad pun, as there is no such thing as good pun.
I thought the puns delightful.
She always manages to get a rise out of people.
Is it just me. Or do others get the impression that Travis just doean’t get out enough?
I’m thinking Travis is having that schoolboy trauma about SuzyQ seeing him as more than a law partner from the past.
Someone’s been at the Hard Stuff Bar… ; )
Be nice for him to know that the lady coming to check his ‘Q can watch his six.
Yeah I think he thinks she’ll do more than watch his six.
Oh, the other six? Never mind then.
A good pun is its own reword.
It already is…
So if Suzy will be pulling the pork will Travis get to butter her biscuits? Asking for a friend.
Spin
Do clowns taste funny?
Spin – “Do clowns taste funny?”
Of course, that’s why sharks won’t eat them.
Bill G – Having someone watching one’s 6 is good, of course, but having someone play with it is better (and a nice start for even more better things)
You can’t have a pun without the p.. u…
I was in a Q place Wednesday. A really curvy, sexy waitress wore a T shirt that read “We go low and slow, until the meat’s smoking hot!” I’m pretty sure the Q was why I was drooling… sorta sure.
Hope Redbesrd has CCR all Q’d up as it were for when the time is right,
What, too soon? Nah, she coming specifically to sample that pork.
And really, whether or not he gets her to try the special sauce, is there anything more cool than the long play version of Suzy Q?
Here ya go Red…crank this up while you pull up the meat of the short pig and see how long it takes for its namesake to crank you up as she pulls up the meat of the long one.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube+suzy+q&view=detail&mid=BD4C93562677277FB145BD4C93562677277FB145&FORM=VIRE
Damn. I just played that 8 1/2 minutes masterpiece all the way through while I typed this…not much better vintage rock n roll guitar than that, highly recommend all to do the same. The throb at the end is perfect for what these young’uns have in mind.
Where the fuck did that 50 years go…so to speak.
Probably doing just that!
C’mon, people. It’s not anything to get all excited about. Really. It’s just a lovely girl that Travis has worked on hard things with her undercover investigating and handling matters of importance for five years that has accepted his offer to come with him so they can pull his award winning meat. It’s not like it’s …..
Um. Well. It’s not like it’s anything really different. Um. It’s not like it’s a really big … Um. It’s just … They are just …. Um. Well. A lot of people will be watching them … Um . It’ll be in public, except when they are pulling the meat in the back room …
It’s … well. It’s … You see there is meat that needs to be pulled. There is pork that has to be handled, some of it wild. Matter will be well in hand. …
C’mon. It’s all up and up. It’s not on the Q.T. No QT about it. Maybe nothing under a hat.
I won’t get out of this one, will I? No way to pull it out …
… Another fine mess we’ve made. … (Sheesh)
I wash my hands of the whole mess. Talk about backed into a corner …
…
OK. It’s Q. Enjoy! … ….
Normally, you are much more erudite.
I’ll have a double order of what Suzy’s having. At least with Travis’s sauce it will taste good.
A double? Kinky.
Just hope Travis and whoever else is involved (the Sheriff? NYIAC?) are up for it. 🙂
Two? At the same time? I may write about it but do not indulge.
I’ve been living on smoothies for over a week and real food sounds so good right now even Travis’s Q. 🙂
Besides two is sensory overload.
As always, THE difference between pink and purple is the intensity of her grip…..
Is the pork some of the wild-shot from the back 400 of the Double-D?