I could suggest a nice, big plate of pasta carbonara – the real stuff, made with beaten eggs and pancetta – if Sam is really, really empty. Follow that with tiramisu. Sparkling water instead of wine.
My wife and I have 2 sets of twins. Best advice I can give an expecting father, and especially a father with a wife who is breastfeeding said twins, is: do NOT eat when she does. I’m still carrying an extra 20 from agreeing that, yeah, a turkey sandwich at 10pm sounds great. when she was breastfeeding them, she was pounding food and losing weight. Best weight loss program I ever saw.
Wouldn’t have really thought there’d be a day I would be a fan of a rapper, but I am…not of the music but of the man. A hell of a brave man as it turns out.
Kanye (Ye) West is a wackadoodle. That culture has almost made a mockery out of the word and meaning of “respect”.
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She’s preggie – leave her alone -could get dangerous!!!
Zed, never question a pregnant woman on what she eats, how much she eats, or when she eats!
Lest ye be consumed…
The joy of a vivid imagination!
I remember when my wife was pregnant, I’d be making late night runs to Taco Bell (or was it Taco Time?) for a dozen pack of……something she craved.
Zed, remember, she’s eating for two. Or is it three?
Rocketrix?
Something to conjure with.
Shades of Calvin & Hobbes! 😉
Ayuh. With ‘Cool your jets’ sounding like a nod to Doc Smith.
QX!
Zar Belk!
Actually, when I saw Sam sitting in her little oval, my first thought was Pasquale Gumbo’s dreamship.
That was my first thought, too!
“She turns into Calvin when she’s pregnant?!?”
Fantasy can be so fun!
Oh. I thought you were talking the other type.
I’ll have some of whatever Mr. Muir is having.
I could suggest a nice, big plate of pasta carbonara – the real stuff, made with beaten eggs and pancetta – if Sam is really, really empty. Follow that with tiramisu. Sparkling water instead of wine.
My wife and I have 2 sets of twins. Best advice I can give an expecting father, and especially a father with a wife who is breastfeeding said twins, is: do NOT eat when she does. I’m still carrying an extra 20 from agreeing that, yeah, a turkey sandwich at 10pm sounds great. when she was breastfeeding them, she was pounding food and losing weight. Best weight loss program I ever saw.
Best weight loss program I ever saw (nursing twins).
Kill me now. No thanks, I’ll keep the poundage for me and for her.
With our first, I recall dying for a banana split at 10 pm. Hubby said, “Get dressed, we’re going to Baskin-Robbins.”
Coincidence? We had our 40th wedding anniversary this year.
J’eet J’et?
Djontu?
I thought “Hot Flashes” were for AFTER the child bearing years!
Wouldn’t have really thought there’d be a day I would be a fan of a rapper, but I am…not of the music but of the man. A hell of a brave man as it turns out.
Kanye (Ye) West is a wackadoodle. That culture has almost made a mockery out of the word and meaning of “respect”.
But he has mine.
And ironically it happened on the same day I lost all respect for the man who made a lot of music I was a fan of…say it ain’t so Willie.
Toss Willie and stick with David Allen Coe.
Channeling Bill Waterson 🙂