I would love to be The Anonymous Customer who would beat the crap out of said trannie, force him/her/it to apologize to the clerk, then bum rush xir/it out the door.
Shaft had it, and survived. Peter Criss, the drummer for Kiss, also had it and survived.
This trannie poofter is insulting people like them, not just REAL women.
December 30, 2018 at 11:51 am
PaulS
And they both wore makeup, hmmmm….
December 30, 2018 at 1:07 am
Deplorable B Woodman
The only part of that that would be considered a dream would be that anyone would come back to buy a second cake after taking a bite from a first cake. Remember, this is Sam we’re talking about. Bankruptcy would too quickly ensue.
Other than that, pretty much spot on.
I WOULD add a bonk across the top of the noggin with the rolling pin. And then charge for a new rolling pin to replace the damaged one. Hey! It was THEIR head that got in the way of a perfectly good rolling pin. Not my (or Sam’s) fault.
have a “cake club”. sorry, we can only make custom cakes for a member of the “cake club”, and the only way to join it is for the other existing members to vote you in. and as the Lord High Potentate of Cake Club, I also have Veto power as vested in me by my Royal Xtian blood. sorry, them’s the rules.
The Dems at least have been that way almost as long as the nation has existed. No wonder they want to destroy it now.
My mother is the reason I’m a Republican. She changed from D to R in 1952 when she realized that nothing Adlai Stevenson said made any sense. The rest of the family on both sides were Ds and remained so.
When it came time for me to choose at 18, she said she didn’t care which way I went, as long as I registered and voted in every election. I though it over, registered as a Republican, and told her it was pretty much her fault.
When she asked why, I said because she was the one who taught me never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself.
never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself
Well, there’s a margin there (padding, actually, in html/css terms). A *little* crazier than yourself is ok. But you definitely want to keep it within one standard deviation. And the progs are very deviant.
December 30, 2018 at 12:30 pm
NotYetInACamp
And you are here?
But I suppose that our deviations are to the good, the truth, and such sides. So by Proggo definitions, yes, we are very much so, so much weirder than them.
December 30, 2018 at 5:27 pm
John
Considering the Regressive definition of weird seems to include the practice of Reason.
December 30, 2018 at 7:37 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
Hi, Just-A-Touch-Weird. Glad ta’mee’cha. I’m Deplorable B Woodman.
Tryin’ to ‘Trump Think” here … This is dynamite in a C$ package ‘toon! Why, I believe it reminds me of one observation:
“”It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have
those three unspeakably precious things:
freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and
the prudence never to practice either of them.”
– Mark Twain
Ah! I understand now! Alpha Centauri’s planet is Xtian.
Proxima Centauri is a red dwarf with a small Earthlike planet in orbit around it. The proper response to unruly, rude, obnoxious (crazypants) people who come to a shop on the red dwarf planet is “SMEG OFF!’
There is a decided conflict of interest in that customer.
What happens when the crazypants people run into Xenomorphs?
Chris,
Bless you for creating a site where both the ‘toon and the comments makes me laugh ’till I cry, Or is that cry ’till I laugh? Either way – thank you and well done!
Lure a lefty into their typical diatribe against Trump as the most racist operator of them all…then send them this link to the saga of Mar A Lago wherein ingrained and inbred bigotry was roundly and soundly defeated by him. Such sweet irony.
And as far as conservative/libertarian/pragmatist/capitalist rich dudes go, DT ain’t bad. Lots of other entitled elite rich folks in that membership EGT Club roster he dismantled there, wonder how many fit any of those other descriptors?
I mean I don’t care if they want to sequester themselves, they have the right to freedom of association just like everybody, but don’t then preach to me about embracing culture and inclusion.
Prefer that quadraforce as a super female freedom alliance against…now what shall we call the womyn forces of evil with which they will do mortal battle, and who/what shall it consist of?
Pelosi, Warren, Waters, Feinstein, and Hillary in The AOC (Age Of Confusion). Watch them merge together into a single unified fighting machine once they decide who should be in control.
Doubts about LA Max and Lady Die, and i very much expect a few wild eyed commies like Cotex to be in that mix, but I actually think there will be so much internecine squabbling among them as to self-destruct. Then our girls (and let’s not forget Suzy Q) can concentrate on costumes, or lack thereof.
December 30, 2018 at 3:43 pm
Tom Stockton
Hopefully they won’t be able to decide on a “leader”. If all the crazies were able to unite with a single purpose, I fear how they might manipulate the vote to return the Left to a more pronounced position of power (alliteration just worked out that way).
That works well in many cases. My son, we had a discussion/argument tonight, is a slightly to the left Libertarian at heart. I too am Libertarian, but far more to the right. I say slightly, in his case, because while he believes in the L philosophy, he is much more “caring” in his allowances. But don’t screw with him or he will kill you without remorse. I love that in my boy.
I’m eagerly awaiting the flood of gay and transgendered advocates to start demanding cakes from Muslim bakeries in order to sue them. In fact, I think I’ll hold my breath while waiting!!
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“It’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight…”
“Not about the alien babe deal” says a Man in Black.
yep – that’s a pretty good description…..
Didja catch the video of the trangender woman throwing the tantrum for allegedly being called “sir”? Wow, I’d have fun as the clerk.
“Obviously I’m a woman!”
“Lots of men wear pink.”
“I’m wearing big hoop earrings!”
“It would be racist to make judgements based on what could be cultural traits.”
“I’m wearing makeup!”
“So do male news anchors.”
“I Have Breasts!”
“Many woman don’t have them, a lot of guys do. Are you trying to insult mastectomy survivors?”
I would love to be The Anonymous Customer who would beat the crap out of said trannie, force him/her/it to apologize to the clerk, then bum rush xir/it out the door.
BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicely done, kadaka.
I meant to add that men get breast cancer, too.
Shaft had it, and survived. Peter Criss, the drummer for Kiss, also had it and survived.
This trannie poofter is insulting people like them, not just REAL women.
And they both wore makeup, hmmmm….
The only part of that that would be considered a dream would be that anyone would come back to buy a second cake after taking a bite from a first cake. Remember, this is Sam we’re talking about. Bankruptcy would too quickly ensue.
Other than that, pretty much spot on.
I WOULD add a bonk across the top of the noggin with the rolling pin. And then charge for a new rolling pin to replace the damaged one. Hey! It was THEIR head that got in the way of a perfectly good rolling pin. Not my (or Sam’s) fault.
She doesn’t Cook well, perhaps Baking is her thing. I can say she’s excellent at Smoke’n! 🙂
May I order an nice Buche de Noel?
Someone else losing Tranny fluid?
So much crazy in the world just now… Did anyone see the prog clerk losing his mind because a guy was wearing a Trump t-shirt? Bwahahahaaa!
Yes, I saw that. My reaction was: Holy cow! It’s like he’s looking at a giant spider!
have a “cake club”. sorry, we can only make custom cakes for a member of the “cake club”, and the only way to join it is for the other existing members to vote you in. and as the Lord High Potentate of Cake Club, I also have Veto power as vested in me by my Royal Xtian blood. sorry, them’s the rules.
The only rule of “Cake Club” is that nobody talks about “Cake Club.”
Xtia would seem to be in the same galactic vicinity as Tellus Tertius. Please provide directions…
Good RAH/Lazarus Long reference.
Hellbent on crazy describes a large swathe of today’s left. I’m just a touch weird, myself.
The Dems at least have been that way almost as long as the nation has existed. No wonder they want to destroy it now.
My mother is the reason I’m a Republican. She changed from D to R in 1952 when she realized that nothing Adlai Stevenson said made any sense. The rest of the family on both sides were Ds and remained so.
When it came time for me to choose at 18, she said she didn’t care which way I went, as long as I registered and voted in every election. I though it over, registered as a Republican, and told her it was pretty much her fault.
When she asked why, I said because she was the one who taught me never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself.
clear ether
eon
never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself
Well, there’s a margin there (padding, actually, in html/css terms). A *little* crazier than yourself is ok. But you definitely want to keep it within one standard deviation. And the progs are very deviant.
And you are here?
But I suppose that our deviations are to the good, the truth, and such sides. So by Proggo definitions, yes, we are very much so, so much weirder than them.
Considering the Regressive definition of weird seems to include the practice of Reason.
Hi, Just-A-Touch-Weird. Glad ta’mee’cha. I’m Deplorable B Woodman.
Tryin’ to ‘Trump Think” here … This is dynamite in a C$ package ‘toon! Why, I believe it reminds me of one observation:
“”It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have
those three unspeakably precious things:
freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and
the prudence never to practice either of them.”
– Mark Twain
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/mark_twain_395876
Ah! I understand now! Alpha Centauri’s planet is Xtian.
Proxima Centauri is a red dwarf with a small Earthlike planet in orbit around it. The proper response to unruly, rude, obnoxious (crazypants) people who come to a shop on the red dwarf planet is “SMEG OFF!’
There is a decided conflict of interest in that customer.
What happens when the crazypants people run into Xenomorphs?
Even ALIEN bio weapons like a sweet meat now and then to fuel the spread of their copies,
Now, what “Predators” would do with ‘womYn without reproductive organs? nothing probably, as they are already at a Biological Dead-End
Chris,
Bless you for creating a site where both the ‘toon and the comments makes me laugh ’till I cry, Or is that cry ’till I laugh? Either way – thank you and well done!
Is there a truly conservative or libertarian rich person out there? Could we get some seed money to do some startups like this?
(BTW, the club idea would be actually legally defensible – except the progs have gone far beyond “public accommodations” nowadays.)
Private clubs you say?
Lure a lefty into their typical diatribe against Trump as the most racist operator of them all…then send them this link to the saga of Mar A Lago wherein ingrained and inbred bigotry was roundly and soundly defeated by him. Such sweet irony.
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/12/how-donald-trump-beat-palm-beach-society-and-won-the-fight-for-mar-a-lago
And as far as conservative/libertarian/pragmatist/capitalist rich dudes go, DT ain’t bad. Lots of other entitled elite rich folks in that membership EGT Club roster he dismantled there, wonder how many fit any of those other descriptors?
I mean I don’t care if they want to sequester themselves, they have the right to freedom of association just like everybody, but don’t then preach to me about embracing culture and inclusion.
Bake me a fruitcake. Extra nuts.
Chris, this link will take you to a story that you will find interesting. Internecine squabbling (over the environment) amongst the Far Lefties and the Notsofar Lefits in Congress over a “climate crisis committee”:
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2018/12/30/nancy-pelosi-announces-plans-for-a-house-climate-crisis-committee-after-flying-thousands-of-miles-to-a-hawaiian-resort/#comment-2571618
Lots of squabbling going on now, from Crazy Eyes to Puglozzo.
What’s that melody? Cracks in the shell… what I see is cracks in the shell…
You all have a joyous New Year and celebrate being US(A).
Sam vs Skye vs Jen vs Naomi
Clash of the Xtians
Coming soon, please.
Prefer that quadraforce as a super female freedom alliance against…now what shall we call the womyn forces of evil with which they will do mortal battle, and who/what shall it consist of?
Pelosi, Warren, Waters, Feinstein, and Hillary in The AOC (Age Of Confusion). Watch them merge together into a single unified fighting machine once they decide who should be in control.
Doubts about LA Max and Lady Die, and i very much expect a few wild eyed commies like Cotex to be in that mix, but I actually think there will be so much internecine squabbling among them as to self-destruct. Then our girls (and let’s not forget Suzy Q) can concentrate on costumes, or lack thereof.
Hopefully they won’t be able to decide on a “leader”. If all the crazies were able to unite with a single purpose, I fear how they might manipulate the vote to return the Left to a more pronounced position of power (alliteration just worked out that way).
Naomi is a Jewish Israeli.
Check the archives, I think her and ‘Toly are now Americans.
what about Suzy Q ????
Eereeuuuuwwwwee. Dildo Fudge Log cake. I’ll pass.
But it’s Vegan.
“Put your hands on your hips,
And pull your knees in ti-i-ight.
Well it’s the pelvic thru-u-u-ust,
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane…”
I prefer Riff Raff’s quip to Magenta. “Shut Up!”
That works well in many cases. My son, we had a discussion/argument tonight, is a slightly to the left Libertarian at heart. I too am Libertarian, but far more to the right. I say slightly, in his case, because while he believes in the L philosophy, he is much more “caring” in his allowances. But don’t screw with him or he will kill you without remorse. I love that in my boy.
The call out over the police radio on that “incident.”
https://gab.com/media/image/bq-5c28f1a2e1271.jpeg
I’m eagerly awaiting the flood of gay and transgendered advocates to start demanding cakes from Muslim bakeries in order to sue them. In fact, I think I’ll hold my breath while waiting!!