Nah, dating yourself is saying, “I feel like Marlon Perkins here.”
May 2, 2019 at 2:01 am
kadaka
Sponsored by Mutual of Omaha.
(“What’s a mutual? Oh wait, monkeys!”)
May 2, 2019 at 2:42 am
Henry
“I’ll just stand back here safely out of the way while Jim attempts to wrestle the rare Hooded Antifa…”
May 2, 2019 at 9:18 pm
NotYetInACamp
Not so rare anymore, buddy. Fresh imports of varied subspecies. Many now of the leisure suit subspecies. Part of our species. That fear the Saxon angered poem or sumting here.
May 2, 2019 at 2:52 am
Stephanie Osborn
Jim Fowler kind of got past his whole second-banana role on that…
What will be funny is if Jo adopts the likeness of the first attacker and then lays waste to the rest of the group. Lets see how that plays out in the witness statements.
Naw, I’d rather see Jo in her present form kick the crap out of those four. The video would be awesome, seeing some curvy Asian-looking chick lay waste to those oh-so-tolerant-and-hate-filled Prog drones.
She should definitely make sure that they make the first move(s) before she reacts, and then do so forcefully. Maybe not to the point where they would be on life support, but just far enough to make sure they won’t be assaulting anyone else for a long time.
May 2, 2019 at 9:22 pm
NotYetInACamp
That’s the idea. Always maintain the upper moral and legal hand. That is until they move in to kill you, then one’s God given right to self defense takes all priorities.
My solution, leave’em there. After they get hungry, thirsty have a pant load, they’ll be anxious to leave.
May 2, 2019 at 9:30 am
Pamela
That’s going to hurt…a lot.
May 2, 2019 at 11:58 am
kadaka
We still know what the boob tube is without it having tubes. Be pretty hard to come up with a usable phrase other than booby trap. Although saying you’re going to go look at some brown boobies can get some strange looks.
TV no longer has a tube. However, the MSM is over populated with boobs.
May 2, 2019 at 7:01 am
Amon-Ra, the lord of lords
Howdy howdy-
I want all DxDers to know that I am a great fan of Chris’ work and hit mordant sense of humor; how he is able to capture the current political moment and present it in 3 or 4 panels, and do so w such wit.
My need for this daily fix is such that, even while I am spending a few days touring Egypt, I need to check in every day.
All the deities here r one w me in their admiration for the ferengi that creates such humor and that pleases me so.
“Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or you kill them later. You bring them in the world unwanted, unloved, you send them to the electric chair. So, you kill them now or you kill them later.”
Richard Attenborough was the rich bearded guy who founded Jurassic Park. And I can imagine PETA gourds exploding nowadays if when hosting a tour he brought out a tethered goat to entice carnivores.
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Trolling for haters. Literally.
Ohhh….Jo on recon, the girls behind the line.
I should knowed that. Fun!
Might I add…to be so cold, that is one hot ‘bot!
To Hell with Live Streaming, Pay Per View is the way to go.
Uh-oh, doesn’t have the coffee. Where’s the Dunkin’? (And I have been jonesing for a powdered jelly-filled for over a week…)
Jo ordered it, but they haven’t finished growing the beans yet.
To qoute Gomer Pyle, “Suprise! Suprise! Suprise!
You’re dating yourself.
Oops – so am I.
{^_-}
Nah, dating yourself is saying, “I feel like Marlon Perkins here.”
Sponsored by Mutual of Omaha.
(“What’s a mutual? Oh wait, monkeys!”)
“I’ll just stand back here safely out of the way while Jim attempts to wrestle the rare Hooded Antifa…”
Not so rare anymore, buddy. Fresh imports of varied subspecies. Many now of the leisure suit subspecies. Part of our species. That fear the Saxon angered poem or sumting here.
Jim Fowler kind of got past his whole second-banana role on that…
And now for a quick trip down memory lane…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=721Te40h4vg
Thanks for the memories!
The South American Jaguar is one of the most dangerous cats on the planet. Go get him Jim.
The five sisters are always at hand.
Coffee. I need Coffee.
Let the pain ensue.
Sounds like she “caught” three small fry and one whopper using only a small red ball cap.
Then she just needs a few more nibbles from the value menu.
Let the games begin.
Gladiator games. My aurei are on the red cap.
Yeah… but but if Jo is there… somebody is F’ked and doesn’t even know it yet…
No need to unholster. It will be over before Sam even knows it.
What will be funny is if Jo adopts the likeness of the first attacker and then lays waste to the rest of the group. Lets see how that plays out in the witness statements.
Are the cameras around Starbuckies.
Naw, I’d rather see Jo in her present form kick the crap out of those four. The video would be awesome, seeing some curvy Asian-looking chick lay waste to those oh-so-tolerant-and-hate-filled Prog drones.
She should definitely make sure that they make the first move(s) before she reacts, and then do so forcefully. Maybe not to the point where they would be on life support, but just far enough to make sure they won’t be assaulting anyone else for a long time.
That’s the idea. Always maintain the upper moral and legal hand. That is until they move in to kill you, then one’s God given right to self defense takes all priorities.
Do Jo and the “dogs” get to votye?
schwitzsplinters.blogspot.com/2019/04/animal-rights-for-animal-like-ais.html
Jo is certainly more convincing.
Three pretenders behind Jo, one large whale in front…. hmmm… could Jo glue those boobs* to the pavement?
*”:boobs” used to mean “idiots”. Times have changed.
Indeed, times have changed but not necessarily for the better…
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/25/protester-glues-breasts-ground-outside-goldman-sachs-9318678/
My solution, leave’em there. After they get hungry, thirsty have a pant load, they’ll be anxious to leave.
That’s going to hurt…a lot.
We still know what the boob tube is without it having tubes. Be pretty hard to come up with a usable phrase other than booby trap. Although saying you’re going to go look at some brown boobies can get some strange looks.
TV no longer has a tube. However, the MSM is over populated with boobs.
Howdy howdy-
I want all DxDers to know that I am a great fan of Chris’ work and hit mordant sense of humor; how he is able to capture the current political moment and present it in 3 or 4 panels, and do so w such wit.
My need for this daily fix is such that, even while I am spending a few days touring Egypt, I need to check in every day.
All the deities here r one w me in their admiration for the ferengi that creates such humor and that pleases me so.
“Ferengi” is Bedu for “foreigner”. Star Trek; TNG producers Rick Berman and Michael Pillar borrowed it.
cheers
eon
So the ruler of all gods said they and their pantheon find the outlander amusing.
Putting bait out on the savannah to draw in the hyenas? this works wonders in animal control.
God gave his creatures survival instincts.
The devil forgot that and gave his spawn just hatred and evil intent.
He and they are about to regret that methinks…
They’re getting so rage-filled they’re not even bothering to put on the mask.
Dem state rep on abortion: Let’s kill ’em now rather than later
“Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or you kill them later. You bring them in the world unwanted, unloved, you send them to the electric chair. So, you kill them now or you kill them later.”
Sam meant to say David Attenborough
Richard Attenborough was the rich bearded guy who founded Jurassic Park. And I can imagine PETA gourds exploding nowadays if when hosting a tour he brought out a tethered goat to entice carnivores.
Indeed.