But gelato is not ice cream. Only unsophisticated bumpkins from flyover country who couldn’t recognize Hillary’s natural greatness would confuse gelato with ice cream. Remember when America aspired to achieve European elegance, like since before 1776 to now?
Gelato is an Italian dish. Catherine de Medici introduced frozen desserts to France when she married Henry II. Charles I (French) had cream ice in the 17th century. It started somewhere in China, however, before Marco Polo got there.
Me, I just get it at the store, preferably chocolate with sprinkles when available.
I have a killer egg-free ice cream recipe, any flavour, but unfortunately it is a well-guarded state secret. Suffice it to say, the juice of one freshly squeezed lemon works wonders…
May 8, 2019 at 12:30 am
Jim Verdolini
I think we need to move the entire pro Trump movement to a safe location like a nude beach…
Did you see Caitlyn Jenner’s “trans” girlfriend Sophia Hutchins, formerly Scott and a third of her age? Two big scoops of vanilla ice cream with whipped topping, hold the nuts.
Jenner looks worse than ever. If he wanted to date women (real or snookered) then what was his point? What a marooon!
May 8, 2019 at 2:29 pm
kadaka
Possibly he wanted to date men. If left without hormonal treatments 80% of “transgirls” going through puberty grow up to become gay guys. Jenner publicly noted getting the “bottom work” done, which only a third do. Sophia publicly “transitioned” with Jenner’s support and apparently hasn’t. So there’s only one peg, and one forward-facing hole, and Jenner is dating a girl, which makes it “normal”.
May 8, 2019 at 5:49 am
Bill3542
Knew a girl back in the 80s that had a food fetish. honey, whipped cream or Hersheys syrup went well with the cherries on those large cones she had.
He says it’s strapped to her thigh, under the little frill of a skirt she doesn’t need because of the heat (what a coincidence I re-read that section of TEFL yesterday!). All-time favo RAH woman, Min.
Very early DBD: Psychology(?) stoodint tries to mug Zed & Sam, both poll guns on him. Zed’s only comment (to Sam) was to ask wher she hid her pistol in the tight dress. One of my faves.
The ice cream I buy is cream, milk, eggs, sugar and chocolate. No strange foreign additives or weird colors or names. Chocolate ice cream. It is to die for.
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I can see ice cream with no toppings. Purity at its finest.
I can also see Jan, Naomi, and “G’ma” with no toppings. Yum!
But gelato is not ice cream. Only unsophisticated bumpkins from flyover country who couldn’t recognize Hillary’s natural greatness would confuse gelato with ice cream. Remember when America aspired to achieve European elegance, like since before 1776 to now?
Close enough for gov’t work.
https://www.thekitchn.com/whats-the-difference-between-ice-cream-and-gelato-word-of-mouth-119657
Gelato is an Italian dish. Catherine de Medici introduced frozen desserts to France when she married Henry II. Charles I (French) had cream ice in the 17th century. It started somewhere in China, however, before Marco Polo got there.
Me, I just get it at the store, preferably chocolate with sprinkles when available.
I have a killer egg-free ice cream recipe, any flavour, but unfortunately it is a well-guarded state secret. Suffice it to say, the juice of one freshly squeezed lemon works wonders…
I think we need to move the entire pro Trump movement to a safe location like a nude beach…
I don’t have the body for nude beaches ..besides, it makes
Conceed carry kind of difficult….
He’s a ‘net prodigy, right?
That boy has seen shit that will turn you white!
Nice Ghostbusters reference.
Gelatto always makes a mess with the spagetti…. although licking up the “mess” has its merits in the proper setting….
There is some joke buried here with “two scoops” as the punchline.
Gelato and topless. Wouldn’t that be three or four scoops?
Did you see Caitlyn Jenner’s “trans” girlfriend Sophia Hutchins, formerly Scott and a third of her age? Two big scoops of vanilla ice cream with whipped topping, hold the nuts.
Jenner looks worse than ever. If he wanted to date women (real or snookered) then what was his point? What a marooon!
Possibly he wanted to date men. If left without hormonal treatments 80% of “transgirls” going through puberty grow up to become gay guys. Jenner publicly noted getting the “bottom work” done, which only a third do. Sophia publicly “transitioned” with Jenner’s support and apparently hasn’t. So there’s only one peg, and one forward-facing hole, and Jenner is dating a girl, which makes it “normal”.
Knew a girl back in the 80s that had a food fetish. honey, whipped cream or Hersheys syrup went well with the cherries on those large cones she had.
Herb Albert’s Tijuana Brass, “Whipped Cream and Other Delights”
Great album — greater cover . . .
Seeing my parents unclothed in any degree would have scarred me for life. Just saying.
Been there. Some things even brain bleach and a large sledgehammer to the frontal lobes cannot help.
clear ether
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Oh, my Dad was quite a fetching fellow in his younger days. Unfortunately, he loved the plate more than the walks.
Ask Lazarus Long where his “daughter” Minerva packs her heat…
Zar Belk!
He says it’s strapped to her thigh, under the little frill of a skirt she doesn’t need because of the heat (what a coincidence I re-read that section of TEFL yesterday!). All-time favo RAH woman, Min.
It would have been too obvious if Minerva had presented a sword.
Very early DBD: Psychology(?) stoodint tries to mug Zed & Sam, both poll guns on him. Zed’s only comment (to Sam) was to ask wher she hid her pistol in the tight dress. One of my faves.
Yep. 🙂 Good one.
Yeah. No high fructose corn syrup in my ice c’mon, please!
What, they can’t get Blue Bell delivered??
Ah yes … grandmas in Brazilian bikinis.
Reminds me of this slide show: https://www.slideshare.net/mobile/Art37/grandmas-in-brazil
avós de plástico…
não, obrigado.
Eu prefiro cantar o corpo elétrico como a avó robô ideal.
The ice cream I buy is cream, milk, eggs, sugar and chocolate. No strange foreign additives or weird colors or names. Chocolate ice cream. It is to die for.