Maybe that’s Skye’s problem. She ain’t had no meat in’ner for too long. In either input orifice.
March 23, 2020 at 12:07 am
formwiz
Either? Some say there’s three.
March 23, 2020 at 10:35 am
Roland Deschain
He did specify “input”. I believe the third you refer to is an exit and should remain that way.
March 23, 2020 at 1:18 pm
Capn Jack
^^^ What he said…
March 23, 2020 at 7:28 pm
formwiz
Zed doesn’t think so. We saw him give it to Sam that way a while back.
March 28, 2020 at 5:41 am
Jefferson A Selvy
Pity the man who takes that poison bait
March 23, 2020 at 12:10 am
cz93x62
No–just NO. Call me unadventurous.
March 23, 2020 at 12:22 am
John M.
Poor Skye – she’s the only one in the strip that doesn’t have a ready supply of meat…
March 23, 2020 at 12:28 am
NotYetInACamp
I don’t cotton to no girl that don’t eat meat. (Despite a contrary comment)
And some like Skye there, I have just said no to for great reasons. Even said no in emergency situations. I’ve made my mistakes already.
I leave it to other meat to satisfy her cravings, meatless though they be. There’s a new meatless Whopper, Skye! Just suggesting. The Home of The Whopper may still be open for business. Have it your way, sweetie,
March 23, 2020 at 12:34 am
WayneM
Skye is the author of her own misfortune. If she can’t look around and realize others are far happier & healthier because of their attitude & values… too bad for her…
Every study shows the results of the current state of feminism is a harvest of misery.
March 23, 2020 at 8:17 am
Wood
“the author of her own misfortune”
This is most folks’ reality. Comes down to choices made, which too often satisfy the want of the moment and not the need of the future.
March 23, 2020 at 12:34 am
Pamela
*chuckling* Juicy, Hot, Savory with the right amount of tooth…
I wondered about the packets of catsup and steak sauce in her purse…
March 23, 2020 at 9:12 am
John D. Egbert
Thank you for the correct spelling!
March 23, 2020 at 7:33 am
Browncoat
If the world gets bad enough to where survivors will have to resort to cannibalism, vegans are going to be the closest thing to ‘grass-fed’ they’ll have.
Pass the bacon and the pork rinds please…
March 24, 2020 at 12:30 am
Saaruuk
Okay…..this comment reminded me of something that occurred with me a few years ago. I’m a part time hobbyist knife-smith and have developed a technique that I can put a shaving edge on any decent piece of steel. All my edges will take the hair off your arm w/0 nicking you. And do so from only the weight of the blade if you hold the end of the handle with only two fingers.
Turns out they’re a couple of the “meat-is-murder” vegan crowd and with no invitation or encouragement whatsoever, proceeded to ‘assail’ me with their spiel about the “advantages of a meat-less diet”.
I didn’t let it go on for more than 30 seconds when I held up a hand and stated matter-of-factly: “I didn’t claw my way to the top of the food chain to graze. These are made for shredding meat (smiled widely showing pearly whites) not cutting veggies.”
I continued: “Matter of fact, in my mind, whatever eats grass I consider food for me. And looking at you, I can honestly say that given the right circumstances,” (now turning toward the bench, picking up the knife to finish cleaning it) “it’s very possible that I might find the two of you rather tastey.”
As I finished that last sentence, I looked up from the knife and the two them had departed my premises, were across the street 2 houses up and moving quickly.
This was almost 20 years ago and neither them nor any of their friends have ever been back.
Yeah…….I know, I’m evil…..and I love it…..so do my neighbors. ;-D
March 23, 2020 at 8:37 am
Halley
Keeping my immune system boosted, day by day by day…
March 23, 2020 at 8:47 am
nonncom
My wife is a vegetarian by proxy….she says “Cows eat grass, I eat cows”….
March 23, 2020 at 9:05 am
Old Codger
I wouldn’t be too terribly hopeful if I were them. Went to W’Mart yesterday to TRY and get a couple of things we’re starting to run low on. Talk about fekking GRIM! Lots of empty or near empty shelves and no rhyme or reason to the shortages – at least that this old man could see.
March 23, 2020 at 1:18 pm
John
A lot of organizations use Just In Time inventory practice. The shelves are empty because the warehouses are empty because the contractors have yet to catch up to the demand. This should shake out in a few weeks.
The exception to this may be organizations like WM that do a lot of business with Communist China. They will be SOL until they find alternative sources.
Or even better.
The Globalists shot themselves in the wallet. ‘Merica will bounce back but the international wage slave trade the Corporate Elite built (at our expense) will not.
Boosts HER immune system no doubt, all those good salts and essence being injected…but Zed, exhausted and drained dry?
Well, family first, sacrifices must be made.
March 23, 2020 at 2:35 pm
Halley
The next time the Dims, with or without help from foreign enemies, want to shut down the US economy, say in October?, what lessons will they have learned from all this? That’s my worry. They now remind me of al-Qaeda kamikazes, willing to crash and burn so long as they destroy their target…
March 23, 2020 at 6:44 pm
Too Tall
Funny how sisters can always tell. It’s like they can telepathically share notes and scorecards.
March 23, 2020 at 9:19 pm
Doggo
What with all the furniture banging on the walls and screaming and such, I imagine everyone in the house (or anywhere else on the ranch) could tell.
March 23, 2020 at 6:55 pm
Mike Mulligan
Not sure if was intentional or not, but in the 2nd panel it seems as though Chris was trying to make a point with his copyright. Maybe…maybe not!!??
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Maybe that’s Skye’s problem. She ain’t had no meat in’ner for too long. In either input orifice.
Either? Some say there’s three.
He did specify “input”. I believe the third you refer to is an exit and should remain that way.
^^^ What he said…
Zed doesn’t think so. We saw him give it to Sam that way a while back.
Pity the man who takes that poison bait
No–just NO. Call me unadventurous.
Poor Skye – she’s the only one in the strip that doesn’t have a ready supply of meat…
I don’t cotton to no girl that don’t eat meat. (Despite a contrary comment)
And some like Skye there, I have just said no to for great reasons. Even said no in emergency situations. I’ve made my mistakes already.
I leave it to other meat to satisfy her cravings, meatless though they be. There’s a new meatless Whopper, Skye! Just suggesting. The Home of The Whopper may still be open for business. Have it your way, sweetie,
Skye is the author of her own misfortune. If she can’t look around and realize others are far happier & healthier because of their attitude & values… too bad for her…
Every study shows the results of the current state of feminism is a harvest of misery.
“the author of her own misfortune”
This is most folks’ reality. Comes down to choices made, which too often satisfy the want of the moment and not the need of the future.
*chuckling* Juicy, Hot, Savory with the right amount of tooth…
“She don’t eat meat …
But she sure like the bone”
To Skye … I dedicate this song:
https://youtu.be/TL5ofVC0EDQ
Mmmmm, pink tacos and hot cross buns……..
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unties you.
😀
Verdad!
I wondered about the packets of catsup and steak sauce in her purse…
Thank you for the correct spelling!
If the world gets bad enough to where survivors will have to resort to cannibalism, vegans are going to be the closest thing to ‘grass-fed’ they’ll have.
Pass the bacon and the pork rinds please…
Okay…..this comment reminded me of something that occurred with me a few years ago. I’m a part time hobbyist knife-smith and have developed a technique that I can put a shaving edge on any decent piece of steel. All my edges will take the hair off your arm w/0 nicking you. And do so from only the weight of the blade if you hold the end of the handle with only two fingers.
I was in my garage working on a friends custom made knife based on the Cold Steel Trailmaster© Bowie but with a 12.5″ blade. Two of the most unhealthy, pale and malnourished people came up the driveway and addressed me. When I saw them approaching, I laid the knife down on the bench and turned to meet them.
Turns out they’re a couple of the “meat-is-murder” vegan crowd and with no invitation or encouragement whatsoever, proceeded to ‘assail’ me with their spiel about the “advantages of a meat-less diet”.
I didn’t let it go on for more than 30 seconds when I held up a hand and stated matter-of-factly: “I didn’t claw my way to the top of the food chain to graze. These are made for shredding meat (smiled widely showing pearly whites) not cutting veggies.”
I continued: “Matter of fact, in my mind, whatever eats grass I consider food for me. And looking at you, I can honestly say that given the right circumstances,” (now turning toward the bench, picking up the knife to finish cleaning it) “it’s very possible that I might find the two of you rather tastey.”
As I finished that last sentence, I looked up from the knife and the two them had departed my premises, were across the street 2 houses up and moving quickly.
This was almost 20 years ago and neither them nor any of their friends have ever been back.
Yeah…….I know, I’m evil…..and I love it…..so do my neighbors. ;-D
Keeping my immune system boosted, day by day by day…
My wife is a vegetarian by proxy….she says “Cows eat grass, I eat cows”….
I wouldn’t be too terribly hopeful if I were them. Went to W’Mart yesterday to TRY and get a couple of things we’re starting to run low on. Talk about fekking GRIM! Lots of empty or near empty shelves and no rhyme or reason to the shortages – at least that this old man could see.
A lot of organizations use Just In Time inventory practice. The shelves are empty because the warehouses are empty because the contractors have yet to catch up to the demand. This should shake out in a few weeks.
The exception to this may be organizations like WM that do a lot of business with Communist China. They will be SOL until they find alternative sources.
All will be well in the end. 😉
Or even better.
The Globalists shot themselves in the wallet. ‘Merica will bounce back but the international wage slave trade the Corporate Elite built (at our expense) will not.
Boosts HER immune system no doubt, all those good salts and essence being injected…but Zed, exhausted and drained dry?
Well, family first, sacrifices must be made.
The next time the Dims, with or without help from foreign enemies, want to shut down the US economy, say in October?, what lessons will they have learned from all this? That’s my worry. They now remind me of al-Qaeda kamikazes, willing to crash and burn so long as they destroy their target…
Funny how sisters can always tell. It’s like they can telepathically share notes and scorecards.
What with all the furniture banging on the walls and screaming and such, I imagine everyone in the house (or anywhere else on the ranch) could tell.
Not sure if was intentional or not, but in the 2nd panel it seems as though Chris was trying to make a point with his copyright. Maybe…maybe not!!??