“Skip the bikini”
Does that mean……..wear nothing? Ok, wear a cotton summer dress. Nothin’ underneath. Yah, that’s gonna attract a whole lotta attention. Walkin’, talkin’, red blooded meat. Happy hunting, Sam & Skye. Gunz and license not needed.
With the “summer dresses” bit, my mind went to Paint It Black:
“I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes”
Let Skye know that I’m an available single guy. It’s getting kind of lonely social distancing and it would be nice to have a main squeeze back in my life! 🙂
Well, I for one could use some DBD eye candy as I am now stuck at home and unsure when or if I will get paid again. I’m sure a lot of y’all are in that boat so I’m praying for all of us.
DAMN, I hope all this crap is done before the fundraiser!
I used to love our annual party at Stiltsville. So did the women. We had some of the best women from all over there. People tied up to the house, anchored larger vessels in the channel, or rafted up as needed. Under 300 of our close personal friends with all the Shorty’s BBQ, beer, mixed drinks, live and canned music, and eye candy of men and women a person could want. Most all were smart, too. Many people found the other there. But that was just one way to find a good woman.
Oh man! If the feds had not stopped it after they confiscated all the houses there, this social distancing would ruin it yet again.
Though I saw that the sandbar a few miles away had hundreds last weekend. Does salt water kill the Corona? Only if you drop your beer.
Soap and water kills the covid. Does salt water immersion? I saw a paper on that once. I will not look it up.
But that was a lifetime ago, now, it seems. Welcome to the war, people.
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Have you been to the meat section lately? The boys better be packin’ because there ain’t no other meat there.
Meat? When My friends and I went to the store, it was for beer. The girls showed up when we threw parties.
A bit of a chill in the air when lightly clad does wonders, Skye… Nothing catches a man’s eye quicker than high beams on the fun bumps.
Meat? In the meat section? Have you been there lately? Slim Pickins.
Skye, go stand in the beer cooler and look lost.
THIS!
(Grab the Shiner. Leave the Corona.)
“Skip the bikini”
Does that mean……..wear nothing? Ok, wear a cotton summer dress. Nothin’ underneath. Yah, that’s gonna attract a whole lotta attention. Walkin’, talkin’, red blooded meat. Happy hunting, Sam & Skye. Gunz and license not needed.
She would bee overdressed in a bikini.
either/or?
Our Publix still has meat. Just might not be the cuts you want.
Sorta like Skye….
“… You see them on the grass at lunch hour,
Soaking up the vertical rays.
In their summer dresses,
A little smile
Can really make your day…”
Donald Fagen
“Tomorrow’s Girls”
Kamakiriad
You left out the Skye-specific part:
I dream about a laughing angel
Then the laugh becomes a furious whine
Look out, fellas
It’s shredding time
They’re mixing with the population
A virus wearing pumps and pearls
Lord help the lonely guys
Hooked by those hungry eyes
Here come tomorrow’s girls…
With the “summer dresses” bit, my mind went to Paint It Black:
“I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes”
Look for the enigmatic guy suggestively fondling melons in the fruit section…
Tangelos are better…
Easier to peel
Wonder how many spontaneous orgasms the Democrats have had over crashing the stock market? Anyone counting?
Chris,
Let Skye know that I’m an available single guy. It’s getting kind of lonely social distancing and it would be nice to have a main squeeze back in my life! 🙂
RV
Heh.
Well, I for one could use some DBD eye candy as I am now stuck at home and unsure when or if I will get paid again. I’m sure a lot of y’all are in that boat so I’m praying for all of us.
DAMN, I hope all this crap is done before the fundraiser!
Still scheduled for June 1st. Got to give y’all your year’s worth!
Be a wild ride if you can rope it.
I used to love our annual party at Stiltsville. So did the women. We had some of the best women from all over there. People tied up to the house, anchored larger vessels in the channel, or rafted up as needed. Under 300 of our close personal friends with all the Shorty’s BBQ, beer, mixed drinks, live and canned music, and eye candy of men and women a person could want. Most all were smart, too. Many people found the other there. But that was just one way to find a good woman.
Oh man! If the feds had not stopped it after they confiscated all the houses there, this social distancing would ruin it yet again.
Though I saw that the sandbar a few miles away had hundreds last weekend. Does salt water kill the Corona? Only if you drop your beer.
Soap and water kills the covid. Does salt water immersion? I saw a paper on that once. I will not look it up.
But that was a lifetime ago, now, it seems. Welcome to the war, people.
Chris, I know another Skye from back in the day and so do you!
Her blogging name was Skye, but her real name is Tania.
Such a beautiful woman!
RV
Chris,
Tania has left a trail of broken hearts, including mine.
RV