Oh wait, maybe the second one is an assist on a score by Zed? With a second assist to the Family Size bag of M&Ms. (Hunter didn’t even need the entire contents of a Fun Size bag.)
I do know that those two panels beautifully and succinctly sum up everything that is wrong with our country, and the few, foundational, things that are still right.
Dayum. He balanced what where? Seriously. Whoa. Oh, I have to ask. Did he put them back in the candy dish? I better stop. I’ve got three fingers worth of Avion Reposado on board for medical purposes and feel the sillies coming on. Night Y’all.
Play nice and do a little dance, make a little love, get down and roast a few A’holes just because they need doing.
MODERN PHILOSOPHY: “How many M&Ms can you balance on Hunter Biden’s erect penis?” I’m sure this serious question is being asked by philosophers all over the world. How about this one: “If Hunter Biden suddenly drops dead all alone of an O.D. in a cheap hotel in Berkeley, California – would his body getting the floor make a sound?”
While I’m looking forward to Sunday’s ‘toon, I still think the 4th should be cancelled this year. Are 80,000,000+ Americans actually going to celebrate that they are now ruled by an uber-corrupt junta that jackbooted the Constitution by stealing the election, cackling each day at how much evil they are allowed to get away with? That deserves fireworks?!
Land of the Free and Home of the Brave – that’s where coup d états are swept away into history’s dustbin, not given the knee. I’ll celebrate when they are exposed and gone, not before.
Can you imagine the celebration if my dream of the first six months of PDJT v.2 was real? That would deserve the biggest fireworks display ever!
But they will still get their fireworks…of a different kind and at a different time not too far away. As my other comment illustrates, it is apparently what they want. Not a celebration per se, but major explosive fireworks of a kind and degree never before seen.
The nation was in the middle of planning for an explosive and joyous Independence Day, celebrating…
-The containment and impending defeat of the BWMD (biological weapon of mass destruction) unleashed on America by the evil incarnate that is the ChiCom machine. After disposing of their agent Fauci within, dismantling his consortium within the CDC and destroying any credibility of the WHO, and pushing -no, shoving- the pharmaceutical cabal to get the vaccines out…it was the greatest achievement (so far) of the America First machine.
-The near complete stoppage of infiltration of illegal flow across our borders and into our society to stop dead the causes of much of our crime rate and the leftist’s plan to overwhelm our safety nets designed to raise up all Americans, and prevent the dilution and destruction of our electoral system.
-To encourage participation of all Americans in the most extended period of
achievement, prosperity, and near-full employment in the nation’s history, allowing the virtual elimination of the welfare state in lieu of real opportunity and advancement for all races and all classes to realize the American Dream.
-To face down the global threats of crazies like the LocoNoko, the evil thieving attacks of the Chinese Communist regime, and slap down the maniac Putin and disband and/or turn to the good side the attacks on internet and infrastructure.
-To prosecute and jail the participants in proven internal enemy action against us, within our own so called swamp and in the boardrooms of the conglomerates who profit from disruption and destruction, and in the foreign sponsored movements in the so-called entertainment tentacles of Hollywood and professional sports.
-To bring our men and boys HOME from the eternal deadly conflicts in God-forsaken places and their population who hate us almost as much as they hate their own neighbors.
-Related to the above, to build up and fortify our national defense with the latest and greatest materiel and the best and brightest of our military leadership.
By this time I’m sure there would have been more points to this list, but I woke up and realized just how completely non-existent those achievements are and how much damage has been done to the ones already completed…and just what a long, hard and almost certainly violent slog it is to get back to where we were just a few short months ago.
All of my dream was of course predicated on where our Nation would be after the first six months of President Donald J. Trump’s second term. Instead, the reality will be more of this…
Just another fine example of the”ruling class” brilliant thinking by penalizing the lawful for the actions of the unlawful. Not that they would ever pay the tax OR turn in the weapons they need to rob the lawful.
July 1, 2021 at 11:11 am
Sarge
I just read where the city of San Jose California is going to extort money from gun owners….. Pay up or we confiscate your guns !!! Talk about Unconstitutional….
And talk about their favorite term: “gun violence”.
They want it? They got it!
Bring their tax collector and their gun confiscator to my door. Will they still get my guns? Probably. But by then they will have good and bloody cause to confiscate them as evidence of another “mass shooting”.
And if they think that confiscation blew up in their faces (and it did), just wait for the explosions that will be visited upon them when they decide to knock on Patriot doors trying to take Patriot guns…
July 2, 2021 at 1:16 am
Henry
Bwa ha ha ha ha! 5,000 lbs.of explosives in a truck designed to handle 15 lbs! 17 people injured, plus I bet the owners of those two parked cars next to the blast that got rolled onto their sides are less than overjoyed.
Wow, good one. Thank you Sir, for taking up some of my slack as I get more accustomed to semi, if not total, retirement. And if there;s a Portago dude out there, I would like to shake his hand…
We may be a systemic Kleptocracy, often under color of law. It is in human nature to desire and often take the accumulated capital of others.
The Bundy Ranch was but one of thousands of property rights that were attempted to be extinguished or were extinguished by so called “legal” by color of law means in recent history.Many confiscations across the board occur to laws that seem dubious constitutionally, or just plain wrong where human rights are concerned.
End lobbyist control of laws.
End those who pay lobbyists control of laws.
Tweaking is needed with any resolution.
End foreign control over laws and elections. Missile knowledge sent to China as a start and campaign donations and more as a start.
Biden’s and Clinton’s and the others beat that campaign donation thing by miles. They changed iit from the old days when any remaining campaign donations could be converted by the retiring lawmakers into personal income. They had voted themselves a tremendous, to them, retirement bonus. I wonder who remembers that one. But Biden and Clinton Family billions…….
Everyone wants to control the money which buys the corrupt power.
Those bastards (inclusive of yesterdays presentation) love to be the tyrants saying what goes, as too many Republicans love to be the loved glorious loyal opposition heroically (sic) portraying themselves as patriots, while profiting from being the ever passionate losers who went down valiantly struggling for the American cause. Both sides (and more) claim the American cause while many are attempting to just make money or working to destroy America. Themselves and power almighty are their hods.
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Sam shoots, she scores, back to back goals!
Oh wait, maybe the second one is an assist on a score by Zed? With a second assist to the Family Size bag of M&Ms. (Hunter didn’t even need the entire contents of a Fun Size bag.)
I do know that those two panels beautifully and succinctly sum up everything that is wrong with our country, and the few, foundational, things that are still right.
Chris proves that political art can be laconic.
Suzy Q…on the straight and level so far, I love it (and her!).
Just glad that wasn’t Sam asking our IDF warrior that question, as we do not need internecine M&M war!
Were they the peanut M&Ms? I think those are larger.
Dayum. He balanced what where? Seriously. Whoa. Oh, I have to ask. Did he put them back in the candy dish? I better stop. I’ve got three fingers worth of Avion Reposado on board for medical purposes and feel the sillies coming on. Night Y’all.
Play nice and do a little dance, make a little love, get down and roast a few A’holes just because they need doing.
“Did he put them back in the candy dish?”
No. They were devoured right where they lay, all in a row.
That’s what was really on your tequila-altered mind wasn’t it?
Hope you had a nice sleep, perchance to dream… 😉
But how can you eat off something that is bent into a knot?
No way he’s been hammering anything with all those party favors on board.
Referencing Zed. Straight and true, all in a row. A long row. 🙂
Myself, when I got to three I ran out of room. 🙁
They were mini M&Ms … the number of which can be counted with just a single hand.
In the Biden family, the nut doesn’t fall far from the poisonous tree.
https://www.mms.com/en-us/search?categoryId=101926&query=minis&utm_campaign=MC_Minis_2021&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=mini%20m%26ms&utm_content=&&msclkid=8eef5589d3a215bc22d33554811eae33&gclid=8eef5589d3a215bc22d33554811eae33&gclsrc=3p.ds
MODERN PHILOSOPHY: “How many M&Ms can you balance on Hunter Biden’s erect penis?” I’m sure this serious question is being asked by philosophers all over the world. How about this one: “If Hunter Biden suddenly drops dead all alone of an O.D. in a cheap hotel in Berkeley, California – would his body getting the floor make a sound?”
He actually has one? OK, sure.
I think the modern philosophical question is: “How many morons fit in a Democrat political family?”
The answer is: “All of them.”
While I’m looking forward to Sunday’s ‘toon, I still think the 4th should be cancelled this year. Are 80,000,000+ Americans actually going to celebrate that they are now ruled by an uber-corrupt junta that jackbooted the Constitution by stealing the election, cackling each day at how much evil they are allowed to get away with? That deserves fireworks?!
Land of the Free and Home of the Brave – that’s where coup d états are swept away into history’s dustbin, not given the knee. I’ll celebrate when they are exposed and gone, not before.
Can you imagine the celebration if my dream of the first six months of PDJT v.2 was real? That would deserve the biggest fireworks display ever!
But they will still get their fireworks…of a different kind and at a different time not too far away. As my other comment illustrates, it is apparently what they want. Not a celebration per se, but major explosive fireworks of a kind and degree never before seen.
Meh. I celebrate America.
Not the drones that consider themselves in charge.
Meanwhile, I had a dream last night…
The nation was in the middle of planning for an explosive and joyous Independence Day, celebrating…
-The containment and impending defeat of the BWMD (biological weapon of mass destruction) unleashed on America by the evil incarnate that is the ChiCom machine. After disposing of their agent Fauci within, dismantling his consortium within the CDC and destroying any credibility of the WHO, and pushing -no, shoving- the pharmaceutical cabal to get the vaccines out…it was the greatest achievement (so far) of the America First machine.
-The near complete stoppage of infiltration of illegal flow across our borders and into our society to stop dead the causes of much of our crime rate and the leftist’s plan to overwhelm our safety nets designed to raise up all Americans, and prevent the dilution and destruction of our electoral system.
-To encourage participation of all Americans in the most extended period of
achievement, prosperity, and near-full employment in the nation’s history, allowing the virtual elimination of the welfare state in lieu of real opportunity and advancement for all races and all classes to realize the American Dream.
-To face down the global threats of crazies like the LocoNoko, the evil thieving attacks of the Chinese Communist regime, and slap down the maniac Putin and disband and/or turn to the good side the attacks on internet and infrastructure.
-To prosecute and jail the participants in proven internal enemy action against us, within our own so called swamp and in the boardrooms of the conglomerates who profit from disruption and destruction, and in the foreign sponsored movements in the so-called entertainment tentacles of Hollywood and professional sports.
-To bring our men and boys HOME from the eternal deadly conflicts in God-forsaken places and their population who hate us almost as much as they hate their own neighbors.
-Related to the above, to build up and fortify our national defense with the latest and greatest materiel and the best and brightest of our military leadership.
By this time I’m sure there would have been more points to this list, but I woke up and realized just how completely non-existent those achievements are and how much damage has been done to the ones already completed…and just what a long, hard and almost certainly violent slog it is to get back to where we were just a few short months ago.
All of my dream was of course predicated on where our Nation would be after the first six months of President Donald J. Trump’s second term. Instead, the reality will be more of this…
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/san-jose-to-tax-gun-owners-will-confiscate-firearms-for-noncompliance/ar-AALDNur?ocid=mailsignout&li=BBnbfcL
Do they really want a shooting war? Because that’s how you get a shooting war.
Just another fine example of the”ruling class” brilliant thinking by penalizing the lawful for the actions of the unlawful. Not that they would ever pay the tax OR turn in the weapons they need to rob the lawful.
I just read where the city of San Jose California is going to extort money from gun owners….. Pay up or we confiscate your guns !!! Talk about Unconstitutional….
@Sarge, as linked above.
Talk about unconstitutional…of course.
And talk about their favorite term: “gun violence”.
They want it? They got it!
Bring their tax collector and their gun confiscator to my door. Will they still get my guns? Probably. But by then they will have good and bloody cause to confiscate them as evidence of another “mass shooting”.
OTOH, give the confiscators a bit of rope and let them hang themselves…
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/watch-this-terrifying-explosion-after-la-police-bungled-a-fourth-of-july-fireworks-seizure/ar-AALFHBJ?ocid=mailsignout&li=BBnb7Kz
And if they think that confiscation blew up in their faces (and it did), just wait for the explosions that will be visited upon them when they decide to knock on Patriot doors trying to take Patriot guns…
Bwa ha ha ha ha! 5,000 lbs.of explosives in a truck designed to handle 15 lbs! 17 people injured, plus I bet the owners of those two parked cars next to the blast that got rolled onto their sides are less than overjoyed.
What? A ruling from the sheep-clothed supremes in conservatives’ favor?
https://www.theepochtimes.com/mkt_breakingnews/arizona-ballot-harvesting-ban-is-legal-supreme-court-rules-in-high-stakes-electoral-integrity-case_3882838.html?utm_source=newsnoe&utm_medium=email2&utm_campaign=breaking-2021-07-01-1&mktids=46eed4ce1ae9e379ebd69da40195e6bc&est=MtbN%2Ft8SQwa5A%2FT3aqtgT0VfZ%2B5wMN7mZYsAEvvtk3CUuT1luxGaLYO0MBU%3D
A change in the tide? A message from the Preference Cascade? A message from God?
One fervently hopes it is a harbinger of truth to come.
Since y’all seem fixated on the subject:
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3196640/brit-man-broke-penis-vertically-buckled-during-sex/
Ah come on Man. Some duct tape , a stir stick and Bondo will have him fixed right up under the NIH.
Bondo. Hmm, had not thought of that…
We can build him back better, faster, stronger…longer.
It’s the Six Billion Dollar Ma…well he’s not a man is he; the Six Billion Dollar Boy! Or is it Yuan?
I don’t even wanna know what ‘jody cadence calls’ they sing:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/navy-brass-forces-maintenance-unit-march-gay-us-flag-mandatory-hike-highway-photos/
Tossed my shekels in to help finance DBD for another year. The last year has been pretty good to me. An Anatoly year, if not a Don Portago year.
Wow, good one. Thank you Sir, for taking up some of my slack as I get more accustomed to semi, if not total, retirement. And if there;s a Portago dude out there, I would like to shake his hand…
We may be a systemic Kleptocracy, often under color of law. It is in human nature to desire and often take the accumulated capital of others.
The Bundy Ranch was but one of thousands of property rights that were attempted to be extinguished or were extinguished by so called “legal” by color of law means in recent history.Many confiscations across the board occur to laws that seem dubious constitutionally, or just plain wrong where human rights are concerned.
End lobbyist control of laws.
End those who pay lobbyists control of laws.
Tweaking is needed with any resolution.
End foreign control over laws and elections. Missile knowledge sent to China as a start and campaign donations and more as a start.
Biden’s and Clinton’s and the others beat that campaign donation thing by miles. They changed iit from the old days when any remaining campaign donations could be converted by the retiring lawmakers into personal income. They had voted themselves a tremendous, to them, retirement bonus. I wonder who remembers that one. But Biden and Clinton Family billions…….
Everyone wants to control the money which buys the corrupt power.
Those bastards (inclusive of yesterdays presentation) love to be the tyrants saying what goes, as too many Republicans love to be the loved glorious loyal opposition heroically (sic) portraying themselves as patriots, while profiting from being the ever passionate losers who went down valiantly struggling for the American cause. Both sides (and more) claim the American cause while many are attempting to just make money or working to destroy America. Themselves and power almighty are their hods.
Just have to say before this day passes away…
The skintones on today’s “art” is sublime.
I knew that was my little gook spook by that before Sam ever said her name.
Excellent boot-leg shot.