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That sweet, young, innocent, Texas drawl and accent…..
Back-in-the-day, when I had moved from Virginia to Utah, and there were still real, live telephone operators; I would occasionally get lucky and get one from the South; Texas, the Carolinas, Georgia, et al. I would hold that conversation out as long as I could, and remember it for weeks. Woof! No one from Massachusetts (another place I lived) or Utah could hold my interest.
Here on the outskirts of San Antonio early morning shopping is made better when greeted with a ‘hon’ ‘darlin’ ‘sweethart’… right up there with a good cup of coffee : )
During my 17 years as a reserve cop in SoCal, I always decided ticket vs admonishment before I climbed out of the car. The overall situation determined to ticket or not to ticket. And nobody wants (or deserves) both. Sometimes neither one. Tourist town with lots of one way streets. Couldn’t count how many times I stopped traffic to let a tourist get turned around, and then waved them on outta there to get traffic flowing again.
Best or worst – tourist story. Half a dozen of us were doing a felony stop on a car of bank robbers (at gun point) and this little old lady wandered up and asked for directions. She had no clue what she had put herself in the middle of.
“Cannon Ball Run II” with Catherine Bach and Susan Anton as the Lamborghini Babes getting pulled over by the even bustier motorcycle cop – Valerie Perrine! (Thank GOD for the IMDB!) Certain scenes do have a long lasting effect.
So, that a County Mounty? Apparently TX Highway Patrol dropped the bikes (as it were), back about the 1950’s…and that don’t look like no city limits type place…
Once I was pulled over for a California stop making a right hand turn thru stop sign, and received a five minute lecture, as I didn’t have my drivers license with me, nor proof of insurance nor registration, and a non working tail light. After the officer left I told my son that I thought officer was a “homo” as he was staring at my crotch.
Son was disgusted and replied “Dad, you don’t have seat belt fastened.” Oh well.
Let’s see if her taking them for another test drive has a different effect than the effect she had with the ice cream stand person. A mature male may be what she has encountered. Education time may be here. It is all a learning experience for the girl. The girl must use and treat the girls properly.
Accents of the southern variety.
My wife and I are from south Louisiana. Southern but not Cajun. We were living in New Hampshire and she’d gotten a job with a local bank. They went through a major software update and screwed up a bunch of accounts. Someone decided to put her in Customer Service.
She’d get a call from an irate customer and she’d do her, “Thank you for calling… How may I help you?” drawl and it’d catch them offguard. That plus the fact she was smart and had an excellent work ethic did the trick. She got a raise and a promotion.
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The old flash the bobeths trick for the first time traffic stop in her young life.
Sure, like the cop never saw the “push the breast together” so they project out trick. ” Here is your ticket and thanks for the show”.
Careful with those things girl, you ain’t your Mama quite yet…
SRX definitely a 2010, look at that humpback detail and windows.
That sweet, young, innocent, Texas drawl and accent…..
Back-in-the-day, when I had moved from Virginia to Utah, and there were still real, live telephone operators; I would occasionally get lucky and get one from the South; Texas, the Carolinas, Georgia, et al. I would hold that conversation out as long as I could, and remember it for weeks. Woof! No one from Massachusetts (another place I lived) or Utah could hold my interest.
Here on the outskirts of San Antonio early morning shopping is made better when greeted with a ‘hon’ ‘darlin’ ‘sweethart’… right up there with a good cup of coffee : )
Kiko’s about to learn that takes some finesse to pull off, on a seasoned highway copper- they’ve been to that rodeo before!
During my 17 years as a reserve cop in SoCal, I always decided ticket vs admonishment before I climbed out of the car. The overall situation determined to ticket or not to ticket. And nobody wants (or deserves) both. Sometimes neither one. Tourist town with lots of one way streets. Couldn’t count how many times I stopped traffic to let a tourist get turned around, and then waved them on outta there to get traffic flowing again.
Best or worst – tourist story. Half a dozen of us were doing a felony stop on a car of bank robbers (at gun point) and this little old lady wandered up and asked for directions. She had no clue what she had put herself in the middle of.
Boston is all one way streets that all go the wrong way. I HATE Boston.
Bet she gets a warning or nothing at all.
It’s all fun and games up until the car eats the motorcycle…!
Wonder how many cops have been converted to MAGA by the insanity of “Defund the Police”?
Kiko’s luck it’ll be a cranky old lesbanian biker cop with a crew cut and bad attitude.
“Cannon Ball Run II” with Catherine Bach and Susan Anton as the Lamborghini Babes getting pulled over by the even bustier motorcycle cop – Valerie Perrine! (Thank GOD for the IMDB!) Certain scenes do have a long lasting effect.
I remembered it, but I was thinking it was the busty blond in the “Police Academy” movies
No, that would still work. He’d have to be a gay misogynist.
It’s a bit dated and nostalgic, but here is a song dedication to this ‘toon …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k
I was hoping it was I.L.B.T. by Joe Walsh 😉
So, that a County Mounty? Apparently TX Highway Patrol dropped the bikes (as it were), back about the 1950’s…and that don’t look like no city limits type place…
Once I was pulled over for a California stop making a right hand turn thru stop sign, and received a five minute lecture, as I didn’t have my drivers license with me, nor proof of insurance nor registration, and a non working tail light. After the officer left I told my son that I thought officer was a “homo” as he was staring at my crotch.
Son was disgusted and replied “Dad, you don’t have seat belt fastened.” Oh well.
In that last panel, Kiko looks *exactly* like Sam.
What or Who will Jo morph into…
Off topic ~ Suicide by jab?
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/life-insurer-refuses-to-cover-covid-vaccine-death/
Bill Gates once talked of the effects good vaxxes could have.
Let’s see if her taking them for another test drive has a different effect than the effect she had with the ice cream stand person. A mature male may be what she has encountered. Education time may be here. It is all a learning experience for the girl. The girl must use and treat the girls properly.
Test drives generally create more problems than solutions.
Too true.
Accents of the southern variety.
My wife and I are from south Louisiana. Southern but not Cajun. We were living in New Hampshire and she’d gotten a job with a local bank. They went through a major software update and screwed up a bunch of accounts. Someone decided to put her in Customer Service.
She’d get a call from an irate customer and she’d do her, “Thank you for calling… How may I help you?” drawl and it’d catch them offguard. That plus the fact she was smart and had an excellent work ethic did the trick. She got a raise and a promotion.
Richard…? You’re right… Boston sucks!