Funny… he’s not wearing those ACME x-ray glasses, I knew one back in the early 80s that had the same effect on me with a tube top and those tight terry cloth shorts.
Jack, these are the times that try men’s souls, because your effective IQ is less than zero right now.
Life is full of distractions, particularly at the DoubleD. But if you want a happy long life you better select one, exclusive, object for your affections, and pronto.
The upside is that if you faithfully commit to one, given the genetics and environment of the DoubleD, you will be surrounded by generations of beautiful, loving, women for the rest of your life.
And Mari, no fair melting all the ice cream in the Confectionary Shop in Gunpowder, TX… again.
What ever experience Jack has of the fairer sex, it ain’t enough. ( in my best Italian accent,) “The boy’s a-brain, eet’s-a broke, eet’s-a turned -a to mush!” Sam’s gonna have kittens…..
She’s already had kittens and they’ve grown up into first class predators.
Like most young human males Jack’s IQ is being nullified by his testosterone. He’d better hope he has enough points left to power those legs in only one direction.
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
Just thinking of that song.
“Oh you better make up your mind
To pick up on one and leave the other behind
It’s not often easy
and not often kind
Oh you better make up your mind…..”
(from 60 y.o. memory, so may not be accurate)
Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her
And then you get distracted by her older sister
When in walks her father and takes you in line
And says “Better go home, son, and make up your mind”
Pray to Gid enough of her generation understand all of that truth and are willing to rise up against it, can’t defeat by running to another country, for one thing where would that be?And for another they want to rule the world; there is no Commie-free zone…so the weight of the whole world is on their shoulders, They be all like Patches here…
Shoot, can’t get “Patches” to link but y’all know the song and the story, asking our young uns the same thing now from our virtual deathbed.
May 21, 2022 at 1:21 pm
Kafiroon
After several more coffees and time to remember a bit:
Been there, Did that. Slow learner, so did it a few times.
Was fun though living in a hugely target-rich environment.
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Funny… he’s not wearing those ACME x-ray glasses, I knew one back in the early 80s that had the same effect on me with a tube top and those tight terry cloth shorts.
Tube tops…I do miss tube tops. Thanks for knocking the dust off of that fond memory!
Teenage males don’t need X-ray glasses if they have anywhere near normal libido…
I’m a long way from being a teenager, and I seem to have retained that particular super power.
You too, eh?
Now that is trouble brewing!!!
Maybe a setup to test Jack?
The twins are tight.
It wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
Jack, these are the times that try men’s souls, because your effective IQ is less than zero right now.
Life is full of distractions, particularly at the DoubleD. But if you want a
happylong life you better select one, exclusive, object for your affections, and pronto.The upside is that if you faithfully commit to one, given the genetics and environment of the DoubleD, you will be surrounded by generations of beautiful, loving, women for the rest of your life.
And Mari, no fair melting all the ice cream in the Confectionary Shop in Gunpowder, TX… again.
Then again, all cats are grey in the dark. He may never know the switch was on.
As riveting as the first panel is, it is the look on Mia’s face in the third panel that is the scene stealer.
And the Veronica Lake effect on Mia only adds to the overall stunning.
WORD!
What ever experience Jack has of the fairer sex, it ain’t enough. ( in my best Italian accent,) “The boy’s a-brain, eet’s-a broke, eet’s-a turned -a to mush!” Sam’s gonna have kittens…..
She’s already had kittens and they’ve grown up into first class predators.
Like most young human males Jack’s IQ is being nullified by his testosterone. He’d better hope he has enough points left to power those legs in only one direction.
John +T: that goes along with:
What’sa matta you, hey
gotta no respect
You never have enough experience. There is always the possibility of more……. Gad! It is a terrible addiction. {giggle….}
“the possibility of more”
Reminds me of dad saying, half joking, ‘My life goal is live to 99 and get shot by a jealous husband.’
This old song by The Lovin’ Spoonful says it all; who of us also remembers it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txTEhgReZUA&ab_channel=TheLovinSpoonfulVEVO
Just maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJEzu2RJsA8
Just thinking of that song.
“Oh you better make up your mind
To pick up on one and leave the other behind
It’s not often easy
and not often kind
Oh you better make up your mind…..”
(from 60 y.o. memory, so may not be accurate)
Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her
And then you get distracted by her older sister
When in walks her father and takes you in line
And says “Better go home, son, and make up your mind”
She isn’t wearing them this time but…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCu7LHBrwEc
or maybe she’s getting the hang of it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exJu9NRZxpU
Deep in the heart of Texas
https://youtu.be/vNVguvNE7qc
Thank you.
That’s the first time I heard that with the quality I needed to understand the lyrics.
That’s what I thought;
In walks her father and takes you aside, and says you better go home, son and make up your mind.
Ah, twins! 😉
The fuse is active. It’s just a matter of timing before doomsday now.
Kids…one always wants what the other has
Yep,
The ass is always greater on the other sight of the twins.
Been there, still doing that.
https://youtu.be/b4NlBsjmLig
Catwalk away best darn mod ever. Cause if yer gonna play 3rd pov might as well entertain.
First part video walking away…
Jack could just be an alias for Clark, as in Clark Kent.
Clark Kent had his own alias, who had X-Ray vision … among other talents.
“Here there be Dragons…”
Off topic, truth being so rare needed to share:
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/stunning-sanity-on-tiktok/
She tells it like it is. Pretty bad picture of the USA if you ask me.
Pray to Gid enough of her generation understand all of that truth and are willing to rise up against it, can’t defeat by running to another country, for one thing where would that be?And for another they want to rule the world; there is no Commie-free zone…so the weight of the whole world is on their shoulders, They be all like Patches here…
Pray to God…don’t know what a gid is.
Shoot, can’t get “Patches” to link but y’all know the song and the story, asking our young uns the same thing now from our virtual deathbed.
After several more coffees and time to remember a bit:
Been there, Did that. Slow learner, so did it a few times.
Was fun though living in a hugely target-rich environment.
Jack needs to remember which of the twins left her panties in his toolshed.
The left to right sway of Mari’s hair is far more descriptive than any animated GIF could ever be.
bohica
https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-live-non-replicating-vaccine-prevent-smallpox-and-monkeypox
Jack couldn’t talk now if he wanted to- – – -something about an erect tongue!