I saw a newspaper article about 6 months ago about a couple that got pulled over for doing a 69 in a 50 MPH zone. Yes they were fully engaged while they car was going down the highway.
Edit: That last was a facetious remark added for grins…and memories..
February 2, 2023 at 9:41 am
nonncom
Front seat of a VW bug….lack of pussy will make you very flexible, not to mention innovative….
February 3, 2023 at 11:39 am
Plastic Man
Front driver’s seat of a ’66 Mustang. She kept hitting the horn. Honk, honk, honk, honk, honkhonkhonkhonkhonk hooooooooooonnnnnnnkkk.
Great memory of a super hot blonde.
Ohhh…well that would only be clear to those who reject that thing of Kiko’s as even being a Caddy, but heck yeah that block-long hand-me-down from Jack to Jack has acres of flat sheet metal on the deck lid…
Still liking/reminiscing on the standing position though, she be all legs locked and hanging on tight! At least that’s the way I remember it.
February 2, 2023 at 8:16 am
MadCat
Yeah. Been there.
February 2, 2023 at 10:53 am
Matthew
Some things a Dad just can’t unhear no matter how badly he wants to…
February 2, 2023 at 11:28 pm
Too Tall
John M,
Why use the trunk lid of the De Ville when the interior is far larger than most New York City apartments.
Jack’s Caddy was manufactured before ZIP Codes were introduced in July of 1963. Otherwise, it would have come with at least two as standard equipment.
February 2, 2023 at 12:53 am
Hotrod+Lincoln
In a wine, it’s vintage- – – – –
In a Bourbon, it’s age- – – – – –
In a sports car, it’s impossible- – – – – -!
Nah. Try the back seat of a 64-and-a-half Mustang.
Yeah, I know. But this one was hand built on the shutdown line during the change-over to 65. AND titled as such a year.
The better one was the 67 Shelby Mustang with the rear seat folded down and the lid to the trunk open. More stretch-out room.
It amazing how much room there was in the back of a ‘63 Valiant station wagon [with back seat folded down]. Oh yeah, and for hauling the V6 was pretty awesome.
Hmm. Been binge watching Yellowstone- even its left wing liberal bent can be drowned out by action and tension. Unfortunately it makes me more prone to worries about empty parked cars on a ranch…. … plus it’s fun watching Kevin Costner repeated get shot up.
I’m binging Gilmore Girls. Surprisingly intelligent script, constant machine-gun fast witticisms and cultural references (high and low), top-tier performances by Graham and McCarthy. Almost no politics, but I’m guessing the writers leaned libertarian. Worth the popcorn.
Haven’t had a chance to start Yellowstone, but may give it a chance now.
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And how long will “9 months or less” translate to in comic time for us attention-span limited readers, I wonder (after all, one can only drool so long…).
And, will currently-wincing-Zed have to turn bold-and-forthright-midwife to his own daughter with an unexpected water-breaking moment out in the ranch fields away from town. I imagine those fence-mending skills might come in handy for other purposes than keeping the cattle in and the gate working properly and Jack in line…
Oh yeah! Saw a ’70s corvette in a park right outside the airport while I was facing it repairing a light fixture in a bucket truck. Roofs were off and a woman’s whole upper torso was out above the roofline facing forward. Bouncing up and down. She waved and was grinning ear to ear. Her top was bouncing up and down on the windshield roof edge in an intriguing manner to top it off.
Back seat of a ’64 SAAB 96 coupe. Fold it down and you had nearly six feet from the trunk to the front seats. Ugly little car, but that 2-stroke 3-cylinder motor purred down the highway!
Fun flick about real though clandestine events held every so often way back when – a coast to coast rally. One scene in the movie pertains a bit to today’s DBD:
– Girl in Porsche to two dudes in pick-up: “If you can catch me, you can have me!”
– Porsche zooms away but dies a few miles later (Hey, it’s a Porsche – they used to spend more time in the repair shop then the owners garage)
– Two dudes drive up to the pulled-over Porsche.
– Dudes and girls disappear into the nearby cornfield.
Now though? Gator patrol just off shore at dusk, and they got damn iguanas everywhere down there! Course a 16yo boy gettin’ laid ain’t worried about anything but that crazy wild snake between his legs…
February 2, 2023 at 6:01 pm
JTC
Course, the beavers were kind of wild…
February 2, 2023 at 4:33 pm
Dastardly Dan
69 Ford F-100. Indoor/Outdoor carpet in the 8ft bed.
Gave a whole new meaning to HAULIN A$$.
I see y’all and raise front bench seat of a 66 Plymouth Valiant(mine) and rear cargo area of a 83 Renault Fuego with the hatch closed(girlfriend’s). Lord I was a horny teen in the 80’s.
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Uggghh … they grow up so fast.
I saw a newspaper article about 6 months ago about a couple that got pulled over for doing a 69 in a 50 MPH zone. Yes they were fully engaged while they car was going down the highway.
I hope the car wasn’t recently waxed…
I’d hope it was, protect the paint a little 😉
I take it tbat sam knows of which she speaks.
Hmmm… Let’s see, back in 1976 I used the trunk lid of a 65 Plymouth Sport Fury for such purposes.
It also can be done in a CJ-5 Jeep if she’s flexible, very flexible.
It can even be managed in a rumble seat…while moving. Plus the added benefit of having her as a windbreak.
Edit: That last was a facetious remark added for grins…and memories..
Front seat of a VW bug….lack of pussy will make you very flexible, not to mention innovative….
Front driver’s seat of a ’66 Mustang. She kept hitting the horn. Honk, honk, honk, honk, honkhonkhonkhonkhonk hooooooooooonnnnnnnkkk.
Great memory of a super hot blonde.
Not on THAT hump-backed excuse for a trunk…
Might as well just assume the vertical position.
Which can be rather fun if strenuous for those younger and still stronger ones, if I recall correctly.
Not Kiko’s Caddy, Jack’s de Ville trunk lid…
I understand Zed – a man doesn’t want to hear about his daughter’s escapades, not even from his wife!
Ohhh…well that would only be clear to those who reject that thing of Kiko’s as even being a Caddy, but heck yeah that block-long hand-me-down from Jack to Jack has acres of flat sheet metal on the deck lid…
Still liking/reminiscing on the standing position though, she be all legs locked and hanging on tight! At least that’s the way I remember it.
Yeah. Been there.
Some things a Dad just can’t unhear no matter how badly he wants to…
John M,
Why use the trunk lid of the De Ville when the interior is far larger than most New York City apartments.
Jack’s Caddy was manufactured before ZIP Codes were introduced in July of 1963. Otherwise, it would have come with at least two as standard equipment.
In a wine, it’s vintage- – – – –
In a Bourbon, it’s age- – – – – –
In a sports car, it’s impossible- – – – – -!
Nah. Try the back seat of a 64-and-a-half Mustang.
Yeah, I know. But this one was hand built on the shutdown line during the change-over to 65. AND titled as such a year.
The better one was the 67 Shelby Mustang with the rear seat folded down and the lid to the trunk open. More stretch-out room.
Does a 2008 count ? granted the top was down 😉
Front hood was a little easier though
XKE on the hood — Er, bonnet — works great.
MadCat,
Had to be on the bonnet. If you tried it inside a Jaguar, the Lucas systems would either neuter you or kill you.
One of the funniest tropes in Gumball Rally was the Jag that would not start.
Lucas, the Prince of Darkness.
Nope. You just have to both kneel on the right seat and look towards the back.
1973 Triumph TR6
Sort of the same for a ’69 Austin Mini 😉
Hotrod Lincoln,
Not impossible in a ‘76 280Z. Which had no back seat.
Successfully completed that experiment often enough to demonstrate statistical significance.
It amazing how much room there was in the back of a ‘63 Valiant station wagon [with back seat folded down]. Oh yeah, and for hauling the V6 was pretty awesome.
For those who don’t remember station wagons (I learned to drive in one) The History Guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-aCL9iUmVE
Slant 6 you mean? No V6 in any year Valiants.
Hmm. Been binge watching Yellowstone- even its left wing liberal bent can be drowned out by action and tension. Unfortunately it makes me more prone to worries about empty parked cars on a ranch…. … plus it’s fun watching Kevin Costner repeated get shot up.
I dumped Yellowstone a little over half way through the first season. Too much like Dallas.
I’m binging Gilmore Girls. Surprisingly intelligent script, constant machine-gun fast witticisms and cultural references (high and low), top-tier performances by Graham and McCarthy. Almost no politics, but I’m guessing the writers leaned libertarian. Worth the popcorn.
Haven’t had a chance to start Yellowstone, but may give it a chance now.
Some boomer clarification: A ’63 Valiant wagon was powered ny a slant (inline) 6 cylinder engine, not a V6.
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Which will arrive first (in 9 months or less)?
The preacher?
Or the obstetrician?
(and will the newborn be a boy? or a girl?)
And how long will “9 months or less” translate to in comic time for us attention-span limited readers, I wonder (after all, one can only drool so long…).
And, will currently-wincing-Zed have to turn bold-and-forthright-midwife to his own daughter with an unexpected water-breaking moment out in the ranch fields away from town. I imagine those fence-mending skills might come in handy for other purposes than keeping the cattle in and the gate working properly and Jack in line…
The first baby arrives at any time. The rest take Nine months.
More wisdom from Lady Pamela. Or is it Lieutenant Pamela?
I see your Mustang and raise you the passenger seat of a ’63 Vette.
Oh yeah! Saw a ’70s corvette in a park right outside the airport while I was facing it repairing a light fixture in a bucket truck. Roofs were off and a woman’s whole upper torso was out above the roofline facing forward. Bouncing up and down. She waved and was grinning ear to ear. Her top was bouncing up and down on the windshield roof edge in an intriguing manner to top it off.
Back seat of a ’64 SAAB 96 coupe. Fold it down and you had nearly six feet from the trunk to the front seats. Ugly little car, but that 2-stroke 3-cylinder motor purred down the highway!
Zar Belk!
Great Gumball Rally reference.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gumball_Rally for you youngsters.
Fun flick about real though clandestine events held every so often way back when – a coast to coast rally. One scene in the movie pertains a bit to today’s DBD:
– Girl in Porsche to two dudes in pick-up: “If you can catch me, you can have me!”
– Porsche zooms away but dies a few miles later (Hey, it’s a Porsche – they used to spend more time in the repair shop then the owners garage)
– Two dudes drive up to the pulled-over Porsche.
– Dudes and girls disappear into the nearby cornfield.
Took my first girlfriend to’ The Gumball Rally’. Yes, that’s where I got that line. 🙂
bingo! One of my all time favorite car movies, the sound is really the cars.
Not much to look at but the ‘lay down seats’ in that 59 Ramber …
cb,
Had a classmate at the Boat School with one of those Ramblers with the lay down front seats and a that semicircular pit for a back seat.
Used to regularly loan it out on weekends.
It rarely left the parking lot.
Extremely low mileage, but the shocks and suspension were all worn out.
Dang, ain’t none of y’all carried a blanket in the “boot” for spreading out in the moonlight down by the lake? (Lake Okeechobee in my case.)
Park that old ’61 bug, drag a four-pack of coolers for her, a couple smuggled silver bullets for me, some awesome and smooth ’69-’70 rock?
Repeat, repeat…Oh man, what a night or three that was…
Mosquitoes, fire ants, various other varmints, Bears! Ice and snow.
No Thanks.
No, none of that on The O.
Back then no gators neither.
Now though? Gator patrol just off shore at dusk, and they got damn iguanas everywhere down there! Course a 16yo boy gettin’ laid ain’t worried about anything but that crazy wild snake between his legs…
Course, the beavers were kind of wild…
69 Ford F-100. Indoor/Outdoor carpet in the 8ft bed.
Gave a whole new meaning to HAULIN A$$.
I see y’all and raise front bench seat of a 66 Plymouth Valiant(mine) and rear cargo area of a 83 Renault Fuego with the hatch closed(girlfriend’s). Lord I was a horny teen in the 80’s.
Front seat of a 71 Dart with sheepskin seat cover.
80’s indeed.
Back seat of a ’71 Vega, best tried with a girl under 5′ tall 🙂
Back seat of a ’68 Bug was tricky when the passenger seat didn’t fold.