As I said to my son when he showed me his girlfriend’s test strip: “Oops.”
That oops turned into my first grandchild, who, last year, made me the great grandmother of my first great grandchild, a handsome little boy he and his wife named Derek.
Well good on you, Miss Nancy! I’m waiting on any one of three granddaughters….not sure how it would go in these times but hoping they will make the right decision.
To quote Da Yoopers (in “Three Months Late”):
She dragged me to the altar
I fought her all the way
Her daddy and her brothers came
And told me what to say…
“Life will find a way” if some greedy murderous pos isn’t waiting to jam a needle in its brain as it tries to emerge so “it” can be dissected for parts…
July 20, 2023 at 1:23 am
eon
As the old saying goes, once she makes that decision, only four words will ever do him any good.
At the appropriate time in the ceremony, he says “I Do”.
Ever after that, at appropriate times, he says, “Yes, Dear”.
Heh! Let’s all sing the Wokey Brokey song! You put your right foot in and you stick it up their ass, you do the Wokey Brokey and that’s what it’s all about!
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Stuffing the kitty with cream filling will cause that.
As I said to my son when he showed me his girlfriend’s test strip: “Oops.”
That oops turned into my first grandchild, who, last year, made me the great grandmother of my first great grandchild, a handsome little boy he and his wife named Derek.
Well good on you, Miss Nancy! I’m waiting on any one of three granddaughters….not sure how it would go in these times but hoping they will make the right decision.
Young man goes to his prospective father-in-law and says “I know this is just a formality sir, but I’m going to marry your daughter.”
The older man says “Now hold on son, who told you that asking my daughter’s hand is just a formality?
“Her gynecologist did, sir!”
Well, not the ideal way to start a life and family…
Said the boy who was married with a bun in his girl’s oven, both just 17.
Like I said, not ideal. But 52 years in, not too bad either.
Y’all work hard, love each other, keep God in your hearts and the old Republic in your mind…and you’ll be okay.
To quote Da Yoopers (in “Three Months Late”):
She dragged me to the altar
I fought her all the way
Her daddy and her brothers came
And told me what to say…
Nice to see someone upholding the traditions!
Does Zed have a “White Shotgun”?
A spray can of Rust-Oleum will solve that little problem . . .
Zed is gonna bring out the belt again. Sam said she taught the girls about Protection…
James/G,
When a woman’s body decides it is time to become a mother,”protection” doesn’t stand a chance.
Wonder if Mia and Kiko will deliver on the same day?
“Life will find a way.”
“Life will find a way” if some greedy murderous pos isn’t waiting to jam a needle in its brain as it tries to emerge so “it” can be dissected for parts…
As the old saying goes, once she makes that decision, only four words will ever do him any good.
At the appropriate time in the ceremony, he says “I Do”.
Ever after that, at appropriate times, he says, “Yes, Dear”.
clear ether
eon
I always tell my Love that I get the last word, “Yes, Dear”.
“Before a man is married, he’s incomplete. After he’s married, he’s finished.”
And she’s sitting about a yard in front of where it may well have happened. Although it probably wasn’t as far back as February 2.
Time compression/extension is Poetic License in comic strips.
As Scooby-Doo would say, “Rut – Roe!”
It’s not like he didn’t pop the question with plenty of time to spare.
Preacher to bride: Do you …
Bride: I do.
Preacher to groom: Do you …
Bride: He does too.
(Courtesy Lyle Lovett)
You want her ?
Yup
You got her.
Hold her hand . Boy…Do you?
>I Duz!
>>Daddy: He BETTER!
Zar Belk!
Shortest wedding announcement:
“Kiko Mr.”
Naw, honey. You’re not late. I’ll get you there in plenty of time once I get past this blue stater. Wait. What?
I know the baby’s name.
“SUPRISE!”
If you get into an argument with your wife and you’re wrong, apologize AT ONCE.
If you are right, apologize even faster.
Looks like she took something serious that he poked at her in fun.
Heh! Let’s all sing the Wokey Brokey song! You put your right foot in and you stick it up their ass, you do the Wokey Brokey and that’s what it’s all about!
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The most touching and authentic “wedding ceremony” for me is the one on horseback with Lazarus and Dora…
That’s probably the best short story Heinlein ever wrote.
Also, a Howard’s Families bride is always pregnant on her wedding day…
Horseback or mule back? It’s been a while since i have read of Woodrow Wilson Smith.
She’s like a defective typewriter…….missing a period.
*Rimshot*
I hope Zed & Sam are ready to become MeeMaw and PeePaw…
No surprise, Zed’s not young for the title of grandpa, but these things aren’t always sure, I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop