Porto Ricans brought fake guillotines to a demonstration about their corrupt, incompetent government. Then, did something more terrifying to the ruling class, elected a Republican governor.
slow stretch, you want these clowns to suffer. make sure it’s broadcast live so you get the full effect of the twitching, convulsing, eyes bulging out and the tongue turning black.
I went for Jeremy’s when they first appeared. Loved the ad… Hated the blades.
Don’t know why but my three-month old BIC is still sharper than a new Jeremy’s. Tried a few times, but it always pulled more than it cut.
Jus’ sayin’…
if you’re going to give boreing a bump like that, you really ought to follow it with a rip from the best ad ever when he introduced the line ! boy my face is smooth every morning until you fkn burn it off with something fiery !! much respect from missouri
flownover
You need a rig where two of them are linked together and pulling one rope tighter loosens the other, then match them by weight class and take bets on which one goes first 😉
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Rope’s cheaper and not nearly as messy.
Just saying.
clear ether
eon
However, when sending a message to the corrupt swamp creatures, skewering the decapitated heads on spikes adds a nice touch!
They’re still screeching about the obviously bon-functional gallows we brought on J6, like we were actually planning to use it.
If it had been real, it would have been much bigger, there’d have been more nooses, and there’d have been functional trap doors.
Porto Ricans brought fake guillotines to a demonstration about their corrupt, incompetent government. Then, did something more terrifying to the ruling class, elected a Republican governor.
Think “throughput.”
And there is nothing quite as satisfying as the ssswwwwsshhh-CHUNK! of the blade falling. A BAS LES ARISTOS!
Zar Belk!
Also, reuseable.
That depends – do you do a “slow stretch,” or a “drop and jerk?”
slow stretch, you want these clowns to suffer. make sure it’s broadcast live so you get the full effect of the twitching, convulsing, eyes bulging out and the tongue turning black.
Use Jeremy’s standard blades; death by a thousand cuts…perfect!
Much like what they have done to us and the Republic.
That first panel is a winner, no matter how you slice it.
It is right on the cutting edge.
So she shaves there with Jeremy’s. Nice!
I went for Jeremy’s when they first appeared. Loved the ad… Hated the blades.
Don’t know why but my three-month old BIC is still sharper than a new Jeremy’s. Tried a few times, but it always pulled more than it cut.
Jus’ sayin’…
So just skip the blade and go straight for the flamethrower…?
if you’re going to give boreing a bump like that, you really ought to follow it with a rip from the best ad ever when he introduced the line ! boy my face is smooth every morning until you fkn burn it off with something fiery !! much respect from missouri
flownover
Okey dokey, here ya go! Effin’ wonderful! As they always say, watch to the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s92UMJNjPIA
Don’t drop ’em or hoist ’em up- – – – -stand the scumbags on a block of ice about two feet thick- – – – -in July!
You need a rig where two of them are linked together and pulling one rope tighter loosens the other, then match them by weight class and take bets on which one goes first 😉