Taxidermy seems to be a unique talent, but those would be some ug-ally looking specimens.
In DC, the traditional trophy is a bronzed pair of cojones that formerly belonged to the loser.
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Or, as they say over in Archer-land, “Phrasing!”
Maybe mount ’em, but to one of Sam’s holiday turkeys, and send them into orbit. Sort of “Ripley” fashion, only in reverse……..”It’s the only way to be sure…..”
The image of corrupt, power-mad, D.C. political vermin, blasting into space, by the hundreds, mounted on flaming turkeys, is a cheerful thought!!!
Hire some of the Bugs from Starship Troopers that shat plasma into orbit.
https://tukuimg.bdstatic.com/scrop/7b77cb4bc4d02c2ff72aacf3fd31bc94.gif
Zar Belk!
Xir Beast Trophy. Mount it on Border. The illegals will go way out of their way to avoid that area of great evil.
Mount’em? Might Zed have something to say about that?
Everyone in DC gets ‘mounted’ regularly (one way or the other), luckily, they tend not to reproduce.
No, but they still manage to recruit! 🙁
Nick Freitas has an idea: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AxA05_ok860
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Taxidermy seems to be a unique talent, but those would be some ug-ally looking specimens.
In DC, the traditional trophy is a bronzed pair of cojones that formerly belonged to the loser.
clear ether
eon
Or, as they say over in Archer-land, “Phrasing!”
Maybe mount ’em, but to one of Sam’s holiday turkeys, and send them into orbit. Sort of “Ripley” fashion, only in reverse……..”It’s the only way to be sure…..”
The image of corrupt, power-mad, D.C. political vermin, blasting into space, by the hundreds, mounted on flaming turkeys, is a cheerful thought!!!
Hire some of the Bugs from Starship Troopers that shat plasma into orbit.
https://tukuimg.bdstatic.com/scrop/7b77cb4bc4d02c2ff72aacf3fd31bc94.gif
Zar Belk!
Xir Beast Trophy.
Mount it on Border.
The illegals will go way out of their way to avoid that area of great evil.
Mount’em? Might Zed have something to say about that?
Everyone in DC gets ‘mounted’ regularly (one way or the other), luckily, they tend not to reproduce.
No, but they still manage to recruit! 🙁
Zar Belk!
Nick Freitas has an idea:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AxA05_ok860