Well, the third Obammy administration certainly de-pantsed our military. Why not the rest of any federal agencies created to protect us? Better yet, make them the Praetorian guard for the apparatchnik.
For Agent Smith and his clown troupe, incontinence, brain fog, and neurological deficits are not side effects. They are fundamental to being a liberal.
Seems like the human occupants of Sam’s car should be included in Jeff’s after-action briefing, so they catch up with the important bits of their lost memory … Wouldn’t you want all the adults on your team to be up to speed on the threats in the environment?
But…they carried out an insurrection with no weapons no blood no resistance at all, but nobody elected that twit, nobody kicked braindead to the curb in lieu of her, and nobody even agreed to her candidacy.
But the whole thing was pre-arranged and all of them fell in line…Except Mrs. Braindead of course, and now it’s a done deal that she has the nom. A coup.
I was going to call bullshit on Zed’s pants order, then I realized he would be mentally running through the process, what was required, and what those pods are going to think and do when they wake up with no pants..good one!
Perhaps I’ve been reading Asimov sci-fi novels for too long but the concept of a robot who casually wipes out six hours of his owner’s memory is problematic. Unless Zed ordered such along with the black slacks?
Jeff is protecting his primaries from the imminent and certain danger that would result from his inaction. (Asimov’s First Law).
I’d judge the memory wipe business is covered by the Third Law. He is protecting himself from the deep state. He knows they would stop at nothing to try to seize him were they “aware” of his abilities. That wouldn’t be very pretty, and could harm other humans who happened to be standing too close.
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Those “neurological deficits” really need to include a permanent ED condition!
Meaning none of them will remember how it happened. Including being depantsed.
I wonder if they’ll conclude they were “abducted by aliens”?
clear ether
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Sadly I was hoping for some oral…
Shouldn’t you be watching reruns of the DNC?
Well, the third Obammy administration certainly de-pantsed our military. Why not the rest of any federal agencies created to protect us? Better yet, make them the Praetorian guard for the apparatchnik.
The Praetorians had a habit of assassinating Ceasars that didn’t meet their…
Yah, sound s good to me!
Zar Belk!
Now we know the source of “Havana Syndrome” …
https://www.health.com/condition/rare-disorders/what-is-havana-syndrome
Sounds similar to chronic exposure to infra-sound.
Zar Belk!
“No one knows.” Kek.
Should have left them with a memory of being abducted by “aliens” and being “probed”.
OHHH, IF ONLY!
For Agent Smith and his clown troupe, incontinence, brain fog, and neurological deficits are not side effects. They are fundamental to being a liberal.
Don’t forget to include certain trolls in that list.
Glad to see the JBGTs get handled, although my personal preference would have been Jeff->blorp->Sam’s version of Desdemona:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/07/article-2289836-1880FF04000005DC-883_634x937.jpg
Seems like the human occupants of Sam’s car should be included in Jeff’s after-action briefing, so they catch up with the important bits of their lost memory … Wouldn’t you want all the adults on your team to be up to speed on the threats in the environment?
RE: ‘Blathers’ deleted comment…
I’m still amazed at the number of Leftists who actually believe that people would try an ‘insurrection’, unarmed.
Even ANTIFA and BLM carried bats, and other weapons. And they were having their ‘parties’, unopposed by the government.
But…they carried out an insurrection with no weapons no blood no resistance at all, but nobody elected that twit, nobody kicked braindead to the curb in lieu of her, and nobody even agreed to her candidacy.
But the whole thing was pre-arranged and all of them fell in line…Except Mrs. Braindead of course, and now it’s a done deal that she has the nom. A coup.
I was going to call bullshit on Zed’s pants order, then I realized he would be mentally running through the process, what was required, and what those pods are going to think and do when they wake up with no pants..good one!
No pants- – – – -that’s a pretty good beginning, but they also need to wake up wearing a liberal coat of K-Y Jelly, and a $2.00 bill in their hands!
I’d have left them depantsed and arranged in particularly embarassing geometric positions, reminiscent of certain houseparties 😉
Perhaps I’ve been reading Asimov sci-fi novels for too long but the concept of a robot who casually wipes out six hours of his owner’s memory is problematic. Unless Zed ordered such along with the black slacks?
Not a problem.
Jeff is protecting his primaries from the imminent and certain danger that would result from his inaction. (Asimov’s First Law).
I’d judge the memory wipe business is covered by the Third Law. He is protecting himself from the deep state. He knows they would stop at nothing to try to seize him were they “aware” of his abilities. That wouldn’t be very pretty, and could harm other humans who happened to be standing too close.
They’re very lucky they didn’t end up with cuban neckties…