As was once said of Herr Schickelgruber, if you hear two or more versions of anything the Enlightened Thought Leaders of the Left come up with, especially in LA, the craziest, most irrational version is most likely to be the real McCoy.
They are, after all, violently opposed to reality and even more violently allergic to logic.
How is the rebuilding going in Hawaii? Speculators and developers were rumored to be scooping up land at literal “fire sale” prices. “preview of coming events” in commiefornia, maybe?
Not to worry. Governor Slick is on the job. Supposedly he’s past some emergency decree making it illegal for speculators to make unsolicited offers on any property in the affected areas if the offer is any less than what the property was worth the day before the fires started. Of course, the new law is only good for the next three months. After that, who knows.
Given California bureaucracy, it’ll be four or five months before residents can get a permit to clear rubble.
Of course, some (perhaps many) of the former property owners may regard the do-over as an opportunity to relocate somewhere sane.
January 17, 2025 at 3:06 am
Henry
Yeah, he’s the same financial Einstein who thought he could bend the laws of economics to his desires by telling insurance companies that they couldn’t charge actuarily valid rates to insure the properties that are burning now… causing them to abandon whole neighborhoods. And that’s why many of those homeowners are uninsured and will lose everything.
January 17, 2025 at 1:21 pm
Oldarmourer
So the commiefornia ‘gov’t’ will solicit offers on behalf of the homeowners then ?
January 17, 2025 at 1:36 am
Halley
Having literally just read the “six impossible things” line in Through the Looking Glass yesterday (!) I must assume that the surveillance on me is startlingly effective.
This kind of reality-internet coincidence is happening inexplicably often these days, is it not?
Lol. That “value” (the grift to the Big Guy) goes down in a few days.
As to “impossible” things before breakfast; as we’ve seen, in the last 8 years the window between conspiracy theory and spoiler alert has shrunk to a few minutes.
illegal aliens…with blowtorches..carrying a half dozen ‘burner’ cellphones and a UN prepaid debit card..that have to be released after they’re caught in the act because in commiefornia you can’t hold illegal aliens if you catch them in a sanctuary…watch for the citizens who caught that one and held him for the police to be prosecuted for illegal confinement or somesuch.
We can’t have all that battery power being used for anything,now can we ? Of course it was hyped as necessary to store all that extra non-existant solar power so it was largely useless anyway, and someone might have noticed.
Speaking of battery power, I was just reading about a battery assembly plant in Calipornia going up in flames. They were saying the chemical-laden smoke from the lithium etc was making fighting the fires nearly impossible… not that fighting lithium fires is close to easy…
January 17, 2025 at 3:20 pm
Kafiroon
Sounds entirely plausible to me. Probably accurate. But how about Newscum is planning on selling the entire state to china as long as he gets to rule it like an old Ming Emperor.
Arsonists who are “caught in the act”- – – -don’t they just need to be extra fuel for the fire? It would be very efficient to have an arrest, a trial, a conviction, an execution, and a cremation- – – -all in the span of a few minutes! And it would save society the expense of warehousing them for decades!
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More likely that there are a million stories of perversion in the Naked City and they are all true.
It’s called Calipornia for a reason…
As was once said of Herr Schickelgruber, if you hear two or more versions of anything the Enlightened Thought Leaders of the Left come up with, especially in LA, the craziest, most irrational version is most likely to be the real McCoy.
They are, after all, violently opposed to reality and even more violently allergic to logic.
clear ether
eon
How is the rebuilding going in Hawaii? Speculators and developers were rumored to be scooping up land at literal “fire sale” prices. “preview of coming events” in commiefornia, maybe?
Not to worry. Governor Slick is on the job. Supposedly he’s past some emergency decree making it illegal for speculators to make unsolicited offers on any property in the affected areas if the offer is any less than what the property was worth the day before the fires started. Of course, the new law is only good for the next three months. After that, who knows.
Given California bureaucracy, it’ll be four or five months before residents can get a permit to clear rubble.
Of course, some (perhaps many) of the former property owners may regard the do-over as an opportunity to relocate somewhere sane.
Yeah, he’s the same financial Einstein who thought he could bend the laws of economics to his desires by telling insurance companies that they couldn’t charge actuarily valid rates to insure the properties that are burning now… causing them to abandon whole neighborhoods. And that’s why many of those homeowners are uninsured and will lose everything.
So the commiefornia ‘gov’t’ will solicit offers on behalf of the homeowners then ?
Having literally just read the “six impossible things” line in Through the Looking Glass yesterday (!) I must assume that the surveillance on me is startlingly effective.
This kind of reality-internet coincidence is happening inexplicably often these days, is it not?
Put down the beige coffee mug with the flowers on it, Halley.
Or is it all an insurance scam with Hunter Biden’s painting burning up? It seems they were “valued” at something over $1 billion…
Lol. That “value” (the grift to the Big Guy) goes down in a few days.
As to “impossible” things before breakfast; as we’ve seen, in the last 8 years the window between conspiracy theory and spoiler alert has shrunk to a few minutes.
It would be so sweet if Hunter and his lawyer push this, and end up convicted of insurance fraud!!!
Believe 6 impossible things before breakfast?
Then you should have dinner at Milliway’s!
“If you’ve done six impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.”
AWW, C’mon Man. The simplest explanation is most often the correct one.
It’s Aliens.
illegal aliens…with blowtorches..carrying a half dozen ‘burner’ cellphones and a UN prepaid debit card..that have to be released after they’re caught in the act because in commiefornia you can’t hold illegal aliens if you catch them in a sanctuary…watch for the citizens who caught that one and held him for the police to be prosecuted for illegal confinement or somesuch.
California “Pollution Is Us” https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/17/us/evacuation-fire-power-plant-monterey-county/index.html
We can’t have all that battery power being used for anything,now can we ? Of course it was hyped as necessary to store all that extra non-existant solar power so it was largely useless anyway, and someone might have noticed.
Speaking of battery power, I was just reading about a battery assembly plant in Calipornia going up in flames. They were saying the chemical-laden smoke from the lithium etc was making fighting the fires nearly impossible… not that fighting lithium fires is close to easy…
Sounds entirely plausible to me. Probably accurate. But how about Newscum is planning on selling the entire state to china as long as he gets to rule it like an old Ming Emperor.
Arsonists who are “caught in the act”- – – -don’t they just need to be extra fuel for the fire? It would be very efficient to have an arrest, a trial, a conviction, an execution, and a cremation- – – -all in the span of a few minutes! And it would save society the expense of warehousing them for decades!
OT but hell yeah
https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1879603359503761688