Yup. I’m trying to imagine what it would be like to be a tatted up baddie well accustomed to throwing around the machismo… finding myself throwing lead at a critter who literally tosses around Hummers like a Sam-shaped She-Hulk… and she just keeps coming…
Thing is no-one at the Cantina is going to believe their stories but, as a group, they know what they saw… except they don’t know what Jo was… lol
Gonna by like them flyboys going back to the base wondering if they should tell about the plane they saw that was flying without any propeller, and there was a gorilla at the controls.
If that silhouette in the Cucaracha strip ain’t Zed(Since Zed is talking to Jo a good distance away elsewhere), who is it sneaking up on the Sicarios at the Double D Main House..?
The figure is definitely Masculine, and sicarios don’t really ‘do’ suppressed weapons, so it has to be Travis, ‘Toly or Damon…
” No, es la verdade, and worse, when we ran out of ammo. She giggled. And we pulled our blades. She pulled out a chacla, from where only God knows.” Sicario crosses himself grabs bottle.
“Gustavo and Juventude are still in the hospital. Did you know chaclas can be thrown like a boomerang and end up your culo? They didn’t know either. Now they do.” Shivers, chugs.
“So amigo. You listen my story, buy me a bottle. I don’t even know your name.”
“Ah, it’s Jeff.” Cheshire cat chrome smile widens.
Scicarios scream.
From age 8 to age 13, M-F during the school year I got off the school bus, went in, turned on the TV and grabbed a Mt. Dew, and got sat down just as Dark Shadows came on.
Everybody knew not to bother me during that half-hour.
clear ether
eon
March 2, 2025 at 9:46 am
Oldarmourer
That last panel looks familiar…it haunts my dreams
I’ll wager tossing her a midol and a chocolate bar won’t help.
I’m guessing that the damage to the armored vehicle Jo tossed will buff right out given Sam’s and Mari’s skills.
Those armored vehicles would make great deliver trucks for the estate bottled Tequila from the Cates’s Ranch, particularly after Chris applies the appropriate artwork to them.
Good link. So instead of Europe offering their blood and treasure, they want to broker a deal which includes the US. Hopefully Trump asks “What’s in it for US?”
March 2, 2025 at 5:45 pm
The 300
I think the whole purpose of Trump’s dismissal of Zelensky was to throw it in the Euroweenies’ laps. They can come to us with any sort of security guarantees they demand of us. We’ll just say no.
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That fly trap cantina just across the border going to get 10 new long-term customers who got old way before their time.
Yup. I’m trying to imagine what it would be like to be a tatted up baddie well accustomed to throwing around the machismo… finding myself throwing lead at a critter who literally tosses around Hummers like a Sam-shaped She-Hulk… and she just keeps coming…
Thing is no-one at the Cantina is going to believe their stories but, as a group, they know what they saw… except they don’t know what Jo was… lol
Gonna by like them flyboys going back to the base wondering if they should tell about the plane they saw that was flying without any propeller, and there was a gorilla at the controls.
Eek.
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eon
From Dusk Till Dawn would be better.
Where’s the snake dance!
Jo laying down some Dusk Til Dawn action…sweet
Some pretty awesome art there (lovin’ my silhouettes!).
Not bad for an old sick dude.
Are we never going to see Zed use that rifle of his again?
In other news, the Great Sweetwater Snake Slaughter begins next week.
The right tool for the right job, I’m thinking.
Buggers vanish, others come. Tough hombres tell stories of an indestructible demon who can throw vehicles… fewer come.
I reckon so.
Waitaminit…
If that silhouette in the Cucaracha strip ain’t Zed(Since Zed is talking to Jo a good distance away elsewhere), who is it sneaking up on the Sicarios at the Double D Main House..?
The figure is definitely Masculine, and sicarios don’t really ‘do’ suppressed weapons, so it has to be Travis, ‘Toly or Damon…
Zed.Cockroach knows all.
And in ‘toons, both time & distance can be accelerated. Or not. No?
Primitive cultures tend to highly susceptible to Superstition and Legend; this is a Legend that will spread….
As in Terminator was filmed without CGI.
LOL, Cockroach knows all. Yeppers. AWESOME today.
Holy Sh!te!
That next-to-last-image of demonic Sam would certainly scare the bejesus out of me!
Job well done, CM.
“Dude, some tall tale. Worth the drink.”
” No, es la verdade, and worse, when we ran out of ammo. She giggled. And we pulled our blades. She pulled out a chacla, from where only God knows.” Sicario crosses himself grabs bottle.
“Gustavo and Juventude are still in the hospital. Did you know chaclas can be thrown like a boomerang and end up your culo? They didn’t know either. Now they do.” Shivers, chugs.
“So amigo. You listen my story, buy me a bottle. I don’t even know your name.”
“Ah, it’s Jeff.” Cheshire cat chrome smile widens.
Scicarios scream.
“Slow…Clap…” that chacla would likely break the sound barrier with the appropriate boom!
Brodder,
The remote, radical prostatectomies, orchidectomies, and Darwin Awards for Gustavo and Juventude are thoughtful touches.
And on his way out, Jeff selects some Creedence Clearwater Revival from the jukebox.
That last panel reminds me of Laura Parker playing vampire Angelique going on a rampage in the old “Dark Shadows” series. Be afraid, be VERY afraid! The fangs may take your blood, but her EYES will steal your SOUL!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/c5/3e/d3c53e5de3dba18a0d881d2f6028b6c9.jpg
Zar Belk!
OMG Dark Shadows. Memory Banks smokin’
From age 8 to age 13, M-F during the school year I got off the school bus, went in, turned on the TV and grabbed a Mt. Dew, and got sat down just as Dark Shadows came on.
Everybody knew not to bother me during that half-hour.
clear ether
eon
That last panel looks familiar…it haunts my dreams
I’ll wager tossing her a midol and a chocolate bar won’t help.
Oldarmourer,
You forgot the red wine.
Red wine doesn’t cut it, whisky barely takes my mind off it.
Fangs. Nice touch.
Great fun, Chris!
I’m guessing that the damage to the armored vehicle Jo tossed will buff right out given Sam’s and Mari’s skills.
Those armored vehicles would make great deliver trucks for the estate bottled Tequila from the Cates’s Ranch, particularly after Chris applies the appropriate artwork to them.
Look at that smarmy POS waving to the camera like he thinks he won something…
And he did; he won the absolute disgust and willpower from the US to NEVER back down, NEVER agree to some stupid “security guarantee, not ever!
NOT OUR FUCKED UP CIRCUS! NOT OUR EVIL CROOKED ASS CLOWNS!
https://www.theepochtimes.com/world/uk-france-ukraine-agree-to-work-on-cease-fire-plan-to-present-to-us-5818634?utm_source=RTNews&src_src=RTNews&utm_campaign=rtbreaking-2025-03-02-3&src_cmp=rtbreaking-2025-03-02-3&utm_medium=email&est=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa%2FYoLUFU6cbF7boC8GZWBulKAqNFr1GW%2FOtnx%2FwlXcE%3D
Good link. So instead of Europe offering their blood and treasure, they want to broker a deal which includes the US. Hopefully Trump asks “What’s in it for US?”
I think the whole purpose of Trump’s dismissal of Zelensky was to throw it in the Euroweenies’ laps. They can come to us with any sort of security guarantees they demand of us. We’ll just say no.
And there is the deal Z signed with UK: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/was-zelenskys-big-lie-exposed-did-ukraine-already/
Other ‘Ukraine’ things to keep in mind:
http://schnitzelrepublic.blogspot.com/2025/03/five-things-you-probably-ought-to-know.html
Is she singing in Sam’s voice or Jerry Rafferty’s?
I think Jerry’s would be scarier
Cartel is going to have to dig a moat around their headquarters and fill it with liquid nitrogen.