Slick Willy’s Willy is enough to make even Hellary crawl……to Webster Hubbel…..and Huma Abadeen……..
April 4, 2017 at 5:41 am
Bill G
So, when Hillary got back to her friends after her honeymoon, they asked her if she thought she might be pregnant. She answered “I hope so. I don’t want to have to touch that again!”
Interesting that the only reason not to use the more pewerful version that the Feds have is that it is “too heavy” (which means not really portable in the helicopter).
April 3, 2017 at 9:38 pm
Spin Drift
Imagine if that was combined with projecting Hillary naked onto flat surfaces.
People would be clawing their skin off after ripping their eyes out.
Spin
War Damn Legal
April 3, 2017 at 9:44 pm
Vince
Mind bleach after that crawled into my mind.
April 3, 2017 at 9:45 pm
Pamela
That fall under the cruel and unusual punishments section in the 8th amendment.
Is the skin crawling look the same as having scabies?
April 4, 2017 at 5:38 am
Bill G
To complete the torture, add her cackle to the mix.
As long as the creature gets it every time in the end.
April 4, 2017 at 2:32 pm
Pamela
Delilah
Where can we find one large enough and the result would need to be conveyed to Yucca Mountain for storage. If that container’s contents were to leak into the nuclear waste, the outcome could fuel some really badly done movies worthy of midnight showings. Imagine “The Incredible Blob Beast that Devoured the Swamp” being shown Saturday nights in D.C.
April 3, 2017 at 9:57 pm
Graybeard
Some think that’s how they killed Breitbart… face, ears, and head, red like sunburn…
April 3, 2017 at 10:49 pm
Malatrope
This is a weapon that should be incorporated into the dawgs…
Bill’s here all week, folks! Don’ forget to tip your wait staff…
April 4, 2017 at 8:12 am
Laura
I like the Ukrainian coat of arms patch that ‘Toly’s had on his flightsuit for the past two days. Nice touch, Chris! (I also noticed that the patch changed sides from yesterday to today!)
April 4, 2017 at 9:13 am
Roy
Truly funny strip – I chuckled….
April 4, 2017 at 9:23 am
Spin Drift
And the bare tool “chest” makes it into another frame. If only it was a chest of the flesh, say Sam’s for instance but I will take what I can get.
Spin
Unfortunately with the progs, their guarantee usually involves your lifetime.
War Damn Legal
April 4, 2017 at 9:39 am
Spin Drift
Also, this just in, look for how many times you hear “absolutely nothing unusual” in reference to former NSA Director Rice’s unmasking of citizens names in the coming days. This will be the meme pushed into the collective unconscious.
As to the the irony in that phrase I parse it this way, there was absolutely nothing unusual in my breaking the law while using the power of the government to invade the privacy of the great unwashed. When I violated their 4th amendment protection under the constitution I did it to further the interests of my sworn oath to the overlords of the new world order.
Spin
If this doesn’t get the whole cabal before Congress answering questions on just what they did I don’t know what will. High crimes and misdemeanors my ass, this is treason.
Not treason when she openly serves a different country, a different cause, and a different people; namely the muslims who recently occupied the gov. And less openly but just as effectively, Creepy Crawley, the Blob that is his wife, and the acolytes (those meme pushers) who serve them all.
To me the term “treason” invokes the darkly surreptitious activities of one who presents and pretends to be on one side while actively and aggressively destroying from within. By that measure, much more of a traitor and deserving of the traditional handling of such (Ready! Aim! Fire!), is this one:
Ironically the Manchurian Candidate was on TV this weekend. Subversion from within is the best. Look what it has done to US.
Spin
McStain will not be remembered well. I’m reminded of Sam Adams quote on chains and countrymen.
April 4, 2017 at 10:26 am
OldGeek
Hate to be a wet blanket, but do you REALLY think that any of those persons in the previous administration will EVER be required, under oath, to answer ANY questions about Benghazi, email servers, un-masking, charitable foundations, book deals, Chicago/New York real estate deals, or any other potentially illegal act?
And yeah, I’m a cynic.
April 4, 2017 at 6:02 pm
PaulS
Well, someone was claiming to be “The law and order President” , and actually holds the office, so who knows, lots of stuff isn’t so sure anymore.
30 Comments
Chris, you are a genius!
…and FIRST!
Slick Willy’s Willy is enough to make even Hellary crawl……to Webster Hubbel…..and Huma Abadeen……..
So, when Hillary got back to her friends after her honeymoon, they asked her if she thought she might be pregnant. She answered “I hope so. I don’t want to have to touch that again!”
He felt a lot of women’s pain.
He caused a lot of women’s pain…
Interesting that the only reason not to use the more pewerful version that the Feds have is that it is “too heavy” (which means not really portable in the helicopter).
Imagine if that was combined with projecting Hillary naked onto flat surfaces.
People would be clawing their skin off after ripping their eyes out.
Spin
War Damn Legal
Mind bleach after that crawled into my mind.
That fall under the cruel and unusual punishments section in the 8th amendment.
Is the skin crawling look the same as having scabies?
To complete the torture, add her cackle to the mix.
Well, maybe if she were stuffed into the microwave….
I didn’t know they made one that big and it would need to be sent to Yucca Mountain for storage after…. All that nuclear waste contaminated.
Oh wait! Just imagine all the really cool hokey badly done movies about mutated blobs for the midnight showings!
Not quite Rocky Horror https://pixelsandpapers.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/rockyhorrorpictureshow_logo.png or Wizards http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wizards/wizards6.jpg
As long as the creature gets it every time in the end.
Delilah
Where can we find one large enough and the result would need to be conveyed to Yucca Mountain for storage. If that container’s contents were to leak into the nuclear waste, the outcome could fuel some really badly done movies worthy of midnight showings. Imagine “The Incredible Blob Beast that Devoured the Swamp” being shown Saturday nights in D.C.
Some think that’s how they killed Breitbart… face, ears, and head, red like sunburn…
This is a weapon that should be incorporated into the dawgs…
Nice bit of Glasnost, ‘Toly…..
Finding the right tool for the situation.
Ooooo, new toys! Let’s watch it work!
“Well done, ‘Toly!”
“Nyet, medium rare at most.”
Badumbump, tssssss.
Bill’s here all week, folks! Don’ forget to tip your wait staff…
I like the Ukrainian coat of arms patch that ‘Toly’s had on his flightsuit for the past two days. Nice touch, Chris! (I also noticed that the patch changed sides from yesterday to today!)
Truly funny strip – I chuckled….
And the bare tool “chest” makes it into another frame. If only it was a chest of the flesh, say Sam’s for instance but I will take what I can get.
Spin
Unfortunately with the progs, their guarantee usually involves your lifetime.
War Damn Legal
Also, this just in, look for how many times you hear “absolutely nothing unusual” in reference to former NSA Director Rice’s unmasking of citizens names in the coming days. This will be the meme pushed into the collective unconscious.
As to the the irony in that phrase I parse it this way, there was absolutely nothing unusual in my breaking the law while using the power of the government to invade the privacy of the great unwashed. When I violated their 4th amendment protection under the constitution I did it to further the interests of my sworn oath to the overlords of the new world order.
Spin
If this doesn’t get the whole cabal before Congress answering questions on just what they did I don’t know what will. High crimes and misdemeanors my ass, this is treason.
Not treason when she openly serves a different country, a different cause, and a different people; namely the muslims who recently occupied the gov. And less openly but just as effectively, Creepy Crawley, the Blob that is his wife, and the acolytes (those meme pushers) who serve them all.
To me the term “treason” invokes the darkly surreptitious activities of one who presents and pretends to be on one side while actively and aggressively destroying from within. By that measure, much more of a traitor and deserving of the traditional handling of such (Ready! Aim! Fire!), is this one:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mccain-nuclear-option-is-dark-day-in-senate-history/ar-BBzjXzf?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
Ironically the Manchurian Candidate was on TV this weekend. Subversion from within is the best. Look what it has done to US.
Spin
McStain will not be remembered well. I’m reminded of Sam Adams quote on chains and countrymen.
Hate to be a wet blanket, but do you REALLY think that any of those persons in the previous administration will EVER be required, under oath, to answer ANY questions about Benghazi, email servers, un-masking, charitable foundations, book deals, Chicago/New York real estate deals, or any other potentially illegal act?
And yeah, I’m a cynic.
Well, someone was claiming to be “The law and order President” , and actually holds the office, so who knows, lots of stuff isn’t so sure anymore.
Paul, from your lips to G_d’s ear…