Churchill: “Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?” Socialite: “My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course… ”
Churchill: “Would you sleep with me for five pounds?”
Socialite: “Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!”
Churchill: “Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price
Story attributed to Winston S. Churchill
August 20, 2015 at 11:55 pm
SteveInCO
I’ve seen it attributed to Groucho Marx…for a million dollars (quite a lot less than 5 million pounds). And supposedly the woman was enthusiastic about the prospect, for a million bucks.
August 21, 2015 at 12:12 am
Kevin M
I thought it was by George Bernard Shaw.
Anyway, it’s kind of scary how many women today are just like Skye.
August 21, 2015 at 12:36 am
Grunt GI
It’s one of my favorite legends, whoever said it.
And yes, it seems to fit far too many wymyn of the modern feminist generation like Skye.
And of course in another 10 years, when she’s rode hard and put away, she will no doubt whine about where all the “good” men went.
August 21, 2015 at 6:11 am
Caved1ver
You’re correct. It was George Bernard Shaw.
August 21, 2015 at 8:37 am
Paladin
Why write your own material when there is so much out there. All the worlds knowledge is in book …. and now the internet, if you search it properly. Oscar Wilde’s is a great source for witty repartee. Since most LIV are ignorant they’ll never know your plagiarizing.
It was Churchill. The “lady” (woman) involved was Lady Astor. She was a lady because that is what the Brits call Dames. This was long before Groucho was on TV. She was insulting him at an important dinner. The hosts thought it would be funny to sit them next to each other.
There’s at least one better story about those two.
At one point Lady Astor said to Churchill “Winston, if you were my husband I would poison your coffee,” to which the great man replied “Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it!”
Ya fixed it! Thought it was Tucker, but didn’t know if I had missed something or was going senile…which would be a short trip for me. 😛
August 20, 2015 at 11:30 pm
Pamela
Skye’s Price is not above Rubies. She sells herself for dross.
August 20, 2015 at 11:58 pm
Shonkin
Syphilis. Gonorrhea. Chlamidia. Chancroid. Human papilloma virus. Genital herpes. AIDS!
This stupid girl is one broken rubber or one impulsive act from all of the above. Considering her history, chances are she already has one or more of those diseases.
August 21, 2015 at 12:18 am
Kevin M
Back in the mid 90s, I was a clinical research associate at the Mass Eye & Ear Infirmary at Harvard Medical School. I attended a grand rounds on STDs, and let me tell you something you may find hard to believe: We are not told the truth about how many people have STDs in this country, nor of the kind of diseases some people have. One particular case presented with a sex-obtained disease that had most doctors stumped as to its origins…until a veterinarian from New Zealand identified it.
Ready?
There are people, it seems, who travel to foreign countries, usually South America, but some to the far East to have…(ahem)…sex with monkeys.
MONKEYS!
Many are women.
And then they come back here and spread the fun.
As my old doctor boss once told me, “Kevin, I don’t usually give fatherly advice to my staff, but you need to believe me when I tell you that when you step into the OR to perform surgery, you always double-glove.”
He was not talking about surgery or gloves, but you knew that.
Kevin, I’d say lotsa girls do that without ever leaving town, but it might be construed the way I mean it.
August 21, 2015 at 8:40 am
billf
Kevin,I could have gone my whole life without hearing that story…..but thanks for the info,,I guess.
August 21, 2015 at 3:37 pm
Pamela
Buddy Hackett did a routine about a young man who went to the Doctor because of a disease he picked up. Doc asked who he has sexual congress with. Man told him. Doc said okay. Might as well remove it now because by the time it turns plaid, it will fall off.
August 21, 2015 at 12:27 am
Calvin
You forgot about pregnancy as well.
August 21, 2015 at 12:47 am
Shonkin
I didn’t forget that. She already has twins by father or fathers unknown.
August 21, 2015 at 10:26 am
Snafu F. Ubar
Considering the extraordinarily foolish sexual behaviour (sanctioned too!) of the ‘Caliphate Crowd.’ They fashion and deploy all of the above against themselves.
August 21, 2015 at 1:00 am
KenH
SKANK
Throw her ass off the property, permanent like just for health reasons
August 21, 2015 at 1:10 am
Fox2!
Don’t want County Health Department sending the STD nurse around to track down all of her “Food Stamps.”
August 21, 2015 at 2:23 am
Iconoclast
As the feminist movement has developed over the past 50+ years, I have found it ironic how very many of those who complain loudest about being considered ‘sex objects’ really have no need to fear this happening or, without grasping the irony / hypocrisy, blithely behave like Skye. Truly, hypocrisy is the first required characteristic of the ‘progressive.’
August 21, 2015 at 5:52 am
OpenTheDoor
I would have go with lying for the first requirement, hypocrisy is certainly a twin twisted sister to it.
The total lack of self-awareness is what amazes me.
In a hole, keep digging, hardest they have ever worked.
August 21, 2015 at 2:25 am
Pete231
Oscar Levant, the great sage of the golden years of stage and screen, once claimed to have known Doris Day before she was a virgin. Wonder when Skye’s gonna try that one on for size……….
The oldest profession on this planet was gatherer. Be it hunting for meat, or tilling the crops. What was the next oldest profession? *AHEM*
August 21, 2015 at 5:37 am
Bill G
I imagine she figures ‘there’s no missing one more slice off a cut loaf’, but eventually the loaf runs out.
She’s cruising for a set-down.
August 21, 2015 at 6:03 am
Joel
Next stop for Skye? Ashley Madison.
August 21, 2015 at 6:06 am
Dastardly Dan
In ‘Atlas Shrugged’ there is a passage that basically says that who we have sex with defines our image of ourselves.
I guess Skye’s image of herself is a commodity, or perhaps her worth is that of her last meal.
August 21, 2015 at 7:31 am
GWB
Well, for some of us, who we *have* sex with shows us *other* people’s image of who we are. Who we would *like* to have sex with defines our image of ourselves.
But, Ayn Rand always did leave out the opinions of other people and their actions in her worldview.
August 21, 2015 at 6:10 am
Caved1ver
Skye: receptacle for hire on a nightly basis.
August 21, 2015 at 6:36 am
Contrarian View
Seems like y’all missed: “They buy me meals is all.” She is leaving an army of frustrated guys in her wake. All the moralizing here seems misplaced.
You buy a cow that the seller knows won’t milk, it’s caveat emptor, but also cavete vendit. And that’s immoral.
August 21, 2015 at 9:53 am
Spin Drift
I always thought that the reason Mr. Muir named her Skye was because her heels were always heaven bound. Maybe she should get a tramp stamp that says “Molon Labia.”
Spin Drift
War Damn Eagle
Hold Fast
Molon Labe
August 21, 2015 at 12:25 pm
Big Jim
Well, Skye needed dental work at least once in the past because she’s a poor judge of males.
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Churchill: “Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?” Socialite: “My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course… ”
Churchill: “Would you sleep with me for five pounds?”
Socialite: “Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!”
Churchill: “Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price
Story attributed to Winston S. Churchill
I’ve seen it attributed to Groucho Marx…for a million dollars (quite a lot less than 5 million pounds). And supposedly the woman was enthusiastic about the prospect, for a million bucks.
I thought it was by George Bernard Shaw.
Anyway, it’s kind of scary how many women today are just like Skye.
It’s one of my favorite legends, whoever said it.
And yes, it seems to fit far too many wymyn of the modern feminist generation like Skye.
And of course in another 10 years, when she’s rode hard and put away, she will no doubt whine about where all the “good” men went.
You’re correct. It was George Bernard Shaw.
Why write your own material when there is so much out there. All the worlds knowledge is in book …. and now the internet, if you search it properly. Oscar Wilde’s is a great source for witty repartee. Since most LIV are ignorant they’ll never know your plagiarizing.
It was Churchill. The “lady” (woman) involved was Lady Astor. She was a lady because that is what the Brits call Dames. This was long before Groucho was on TV. She was insulting him at an important dinner. The hosts thought it would be funny to sit them next to each other.
There’s at least one better story about those two.
At one point Lady Astor said to Churchill “Winston, if you were my husband I would poison your coffee,” to which the great man replied “Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it!”
Just running up a tab is all…the check will come, with interest.
btw, Sheriff Burt’s name is Wade? I did not know that.
No, Wade is Zed’s father. I cannot remember if Chris brought up the sheriff’s name earlier.
I’m sure Wade is cool with the sheriff being around the property – but maybe not so often…..
Obviously Skye has been off-premises while ‘dining’…..
I got mixed up! It’s Tucker.:)
Ya fixed it! Thought it was Tucker, but didn’t know if I had missed something or was going senile…which would be a short trip for me. 😛
Skye’s Price is not above Rubies. She sells herself for dross.
Syphilis. Gonorrhea. Chlamidia. Chancroid. Human papilloma virus. Genital herpes. AIDS!
This stupid girl is one broken rubber or one impulsive act from all of the above. Considering her history, chances are she already has one or more of those diseases.
Back in the mid 90s, I was a clinical research associate at the Mass Eye & Ear Infirmary at Harvard Medical School. I attended a grand rounds on STDs, and let me tell you something you may find hard to believe: We are not told the truth about how many people have STDs in this country, nor of the kind of diseases some people have. One particular case presented with a sex-obtained disease that had most doctors stumped as to its origins…until a veterinarian from New Zealand identified it.
Ready?
There are people, it seems, who travel to foreign countries, usually South America, but some to the far East to have…(ahem)…sex with monkeys.
MONKEYS!
Many are women.
And then they come back here and spread the fun.
As my old doctor boss once told me, “Kevin, I don’t usually give fatherly advice to my staff, but you need to believe me when I tell you that when you step into the OR to perform surgery, you always double-glove.”
He was not talking about surgery or gloves, but you knew that.
Kevin, I’d say lotsa girls do that without ever leaving town, but it might be construed the way I mean it.
Kevin,I could have gone my whole life without hearing that story…..but thanks for the info,,I guess.
Buddy Hackett did a routine about a young man who went to the Doctor because of a disease he picked up. Doc asked who he has sexual congress with. Man told him. Doc said okay. Might as well remove it now because by the time it turns plaid, it will fall off.
You forgot about pregnancy as well.
I didn’t forget that. She already has twins by father or fathers unknown.
Considering the extraordinarily foolish sexual behaviour (sanctioned too!) of the ‘Caliphate Crowd.’ They fashion and deploy all of the above against themselves.
SKANK
Throw her ass off the property, permanent like just for health reasons
Don’t want County Health Department sending the STD nurse around to track down all of her “Food Stamps.”
As the feminist movement has developed over the past 50+ years, I have found it ironic how very many of those who complain loudest about being considered ‘sex objects’ really have no need to fear this happening or, without grasping the irony / hypocrisy, blithely behave like Skye. Truly, hypocrisy is the first required characteristic of the ‘progressive.’
I would have go with lying for the first requirement, hypocrisy is certainly a twin twisted sister to it.
The total lack of self-awareness is what amazes me.
In a hole, keep digging, hardest they have ever worked.
Oscar Levant, the great sage of the golden years of stage and screen, once claimed to have known Doris Day before she was a virgin. Wonder when Skye’s gonna try that one on for size……….
Skye looks a little perkier than Sam.
The oldest profession on this planet was gatherer. Be it hunting for meat, or tilling the crops. What was the next oldest profession? *AHEM*
I imagine she figures ‘there’s no missing one more slice off a cut loaf’, but eventually the loaf runs out.
She’s cruising for a set-down.
Next stop for Skye? Ashley Madison.
In ‘Atlas Shrugged’ there is a passage that basically says that who we have sex with defines our image of ourselves.
I guess Skye’s image of herself is a commodity, or perhaps her worth is that of her last meal.
Well, for some of us, who we *have* sex with shows us *other* people’s image of who we are. Who we would *like* to have sex with defines our image of ourselves.
But, Ayn Rand always did leave out the opinions of other people and their actions in her worldview.
Skye: receptacle for hire on a nightly basis.
Seems like y’all missed: “They buy me meals is all.” She is leaving an army of frustrated guys in her wake. All the moralizing here seems misplaced.
A ho’s a ho, bro.
You buy a cow that the seller knows won’t milk, it’s caveat emptor, but also cavete vendit. And that’s immoral.
I always thought that the reason Mr. Muir named her Skye was because her heels were always heaven bound. Maybe she should get a tramp stamp that says “Molon Labia.”
Spin Drift
War Damn Eagle
Hold Fast
Molon Labe
Well, Skye needed dental work at least once in the past because she’s a poor judge of males.
“These guys, they’re tinder food stamps.”
And you, Skye, are Tinder tramp stamps.