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  • February 27, 2023 at 12:05 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    The answer for Beta should be “Red!”

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    • February 27, 2023 at 8:15 am
      Henry

      He already failed the test on the first question: “What is your name?”

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      • February 27, 2023 at 12:09 pm
        PeregrineJohn

        I’m still curious what he thinks his quest is.

      • February 28, 2023 at 9:27 am
        Henry

        I’m not. His quest is to “take my AR-15, my AK-47.” That’s why we fling him down into the Chasm of Eternal Peril.

  • February 27, 2023 at 12:33 am
    RHT447
    • February 27, 2023 at 11:36 am
      Maximillian

      Ha! I bought that and made myself an AR!

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      • February 27, 2023 at 7:08 pm
        RHT447

        My compliments. I sent the link to a buddy back when Beto was running against Cruz here in Texas and wound up ordering one for each of us. I mounted mine is a shadow box with the words “Use it only in emergency”, lyrics taken from “Silent Running” by Mike and the Mechanics.

        Graduated Small Arms Repair School at Aberdeen Proving Grounds in ’74 so yeah, I’ve built a few AR’s in my time.

  • February 27, 2023 at 12:33 am
    Shonkin

    No, PINK!

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    • February 27, 2023 at 8:31 am
      MasterDiver

      AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhh…….

      Zar Belk!

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      • February 27, 2023 at 8:46 am
        Kevin Thomas

        Hahahaha! Monty Python. First thing I thought of, too! 🙂

    • February 27, 2023 at 8:31 am
      MasterDiver

      AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhh…….

      Zar Belk!

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  • February 27, 2023 at 12:36 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Black actually, for all the literal and virtual and religious and philosophical reasons.

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    • February 27, 2023 at 1:11 am
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      There is some light though, as some of the best and brightest speak up for freedom, unafraid of the promised attacks by those who oppose…

      My second favorite cartoonist and social commentator spoke the truth and has had the whole of the leftist media empire consortium called down upon him which he knew would happen and he spoke it anyway…and then the truth-speaker extraordinaire of the world tells his own global truths, dares their machine to attack him, and stands beside the cartoonist…

      “I. Am. Dilbert!”

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/elon-musk-accuses-media-of-racism-after-newspapers-drop-dilbert-cartoon/ar-AA17XPhW?li=BBnb7Kz
      Love it, and both of those guys.

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      • February 27, 2023 at 1:22 am
        RHT447
      • February 27, 2023 at 1:53 am
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        Heh.

        And Scott just came out with his response as they squeeze him to force a retreat…I’m too dumb to know how to post the gif, but this says it all…

        “How ’bout no?”

      • February 27, 2023 at 1:35 pm
        MadCat

        MSN got little right…the worst was failing the Rasmussen poll numbers, which actually found the number of Blacks saying they disapproved of whites was 47%, not 27%. That prompted Adams’ comments. Even so, Adams’ basically said, “Go suck rocks” to his detractors.

      • February 27, 2023 at 7:46 pm
        Chris+muir

        Scott Adams can finally say what he wants because his readers are like DBD readers-he can depend on them and they him, like we’ve been doing for 15 years so far

  • February 27, 2023 at 12:43 am
    Pamela

    Strip him nekked, slather him in tuna juice and turn him loose in a cattery.

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    • February 27, 2023 at 2:15 am
      resolute

      Why reward him with something he would enjoy?

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      • February 27, 2023 at 2:35 am
        Roger

        LOL! That’s disturbing, because it’s probably true!

      • February 27, 2023 at 8:52 pm
        Pamela

        Hmm, that’s true. Maybe instead with some Male animals in rut.

    • February 27, 2023 at 11:55 am
      Oldarmourer

      Take him to the local zoo, chuck him in the hippopotamus pen and have him wallowed to death.

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  • February 27, 2023 at 1:09 am
    DogByte6RER

    Butto is a long way from Gunpowder Texas … he’s up in Chicago now … TEACHING.

    How’s that adage go? Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.

    https://www.kabc.com/2023/01/15/beto-orourke-failed-senate-candidate-failed-presidential-candidate-failed-governor-candidate-to-teach-politics-perfect/

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    • February 27, 2023 at 2:38 am
      Roger

      Chicago seems to be the spawning ground of the corrupt. Hilary, Obama, Bugeyes Lightfoot…

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      • February 27, 2023 at 8:13 am
        Lucius Severus Pertinax

        I always suspected Bug-Eyes Lightfoot was the Love child of Diana Ross and Gollum!

      • February 27, 2023 at 10:39 am
        rickn8or

        It does seem to be where they get their OJT.

        Maybe we’ll get lucky and Beta will wander off into the wrong part of town and make it into Heyjackass dot com’s statistics.

      • February 27, 2023 at 1:17 pm
        Tuna

        And 3 of their last 4 Governors are convicts. Btw Roger, are you from Brookings? Go inland a bit- CJ for me, originally.

      • February 27, 2023 at 2:52 pm
        Mort

        Don King and Beetlejuice.

    • February 27, 2023 at 6:28 am
      Steve+Peterson

      And those who can do neither, administer

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  • February 27, 2023 at 2:02 am
    jim

    Those who can’t teach, teach in schools of education.

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    • February 27, 2023 at 9:00 am
      MasterDiver

      I Capt. 9 of “The Number of the Beast”, Robert Heinlein describes how to get a PhD of Education by doing almost no work and submitting a thesis that says absolutely nothing.(But it SOUNDS impressive)

      Zar Belk!

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      • February 27, 2023 at 11:56 am
        Oldarmourer

        The only book the ex-babysitter ever had read to her ?

      • February 27, 2023 at 5:31 pm
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        Heinlein lays out the Phd hack how many years (decades) ago? But the chatGPT bs AI bot will do it now, not as good as him is my guess..

      • February 28, 2023 at 9:35 am
        Henry

        This is funny. My wife recently handheld a friend of hers all the way through an Ag specialty and Ph.D in Education, including proofreading several mildly incoherent versions of his thesis to get it deadnutz tight. She has a HS diploma and a certificate from an “ivy” secretarial school of the ’70s (now defunct). He’s now the principal of an area school; she’s still managing two generations and a barnyard. 🙂

  • February 27, 2023 at 2:14 am
    pyrodice

    “Red on the inside!”

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  • February 27, 2023 at 2:43 am
    Kafiroon

    That was a total setup. She knows Beta changes his thoughts continuously.
    He is never sure what he stands for except it is for anything we would oppose.

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  • February 27, 2023 at 3:52 am
    cb ~

    Beto pendejo [noun. A stupid person; a dumbass; creep] … nuf’ said.

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  • February 27, 2023 at 5:35 am
    jdow

    Hmph, you simply cannot treat our next POTUS that way.

    {O,o} Ack! Plblptptltp!

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    • February 27, 2023 at 6:30 am
      Steve+Peterson

      It’s getting deep in here

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  • February 27, 2023 at 7:59 am
    Deplorable MAGA Mutt-PaulS

    Hat tip to Monty’s search for the holy grail…

    Boom! Ahhhhh…..

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  • February 27, 2023 at 9:52 am
    Rufus T. Firefly

    “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

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  • February 27, 2023 at 9:52 am
    Rufus T. Firefly

    What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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  • February 27, 2023 at 10:57 am
    WayneM

    What…. is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow??

    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

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  • February 27, 2023 at 12:03 pm
    Oldarmourer

    Many years ago, I learned that if anyone ever asked me what my favourite colour was, the first thing out of my mouth had better be “plaid”. They rarely include that in their list of recriminations the question was the setup for.
    Best to answer any question posed to you out of the blue in a non-sensical manner nowadays anyway, it makes them look stupider trying to find an accusation than you do saying it 😉

    What’s your favourite colour “plaid”
    What’s your favourite taste “plaid”
    What’s your identified gender “plaid”
    What’s your favourite country “plaid”
    What’s your personal religion “plaid”
    What political party are you “plaid”

    They can’t say anything because ‘plaid’ is too close to ‘rainbow’ so they wander away mad, which is all I wanted to start with.

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    • February 27, 2023 at 12:08 pm
      PeregrineJohn

      People (the plural is the biggest confusion for me) have actually asked about a favorite color as an excuse to berate someone?

      That is deranged.

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  • February 27, 2023 at 1:25 pm
    Brodder

    Tiktok the machine that goes, Xi Ping!

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  • February 28, 2023 at 1:17 am
    JohninMd.(HELP!)

    Since he’s no more Messican than I am, his name is Robert _Francis_ – like the other talking Jackass….

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