“Here we see the tattooed multi-pierced gender-neutral leftoid monster. Their bright coloured hair serves as a warning of their toxic ideology. Luckily they’re mostly harmless, being too stoopid to get out of their own way. Occasionally they engage in bizarre rituals like gluing themselves to roadways, paintings and Tesla Cybertrucks. Oh wait… here comes one now!!”
Nicely done, lol. Now let’s break for a commercial where Marlin Perkins can tell you more about Mutual of Omaha.
Impressed Kiko knows who David Attenborough is. Renaissance upbringing.
[Cameraman’s voice]:
David, don’t you think we ought to camouflage this equipment so as not to scare them away?
[David A]:
Oh, not to worry, Clicker. They seem completely oblivious to the presence of technology in these situations. In fact, they are apparently even more mind-bogglingly stupid than the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal in thinking that if they can’t see us, we can’t see and film them.
So shoot away — and if we’re lucky, a shot from this footage may even make it as an added footnote into the entry “Mostly Harmless” for “Earth” in the next edition of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy *fingers crossed*.
They were once considered cryptoid creatures, but their garbage can raids, learned from raccoons, exposed them to cane sugar laden foods. Then, having become addicted, their cravings soon overcame their natural fear of humans and they began to invade human settlements. The rest, as they say, is history. Today, in many large cities, much like rats, their populations out number humans by as much as several hundred fold. Many wildlife experts are warning that the habitable portions of the earth cannot sustain a continued population growth. Ironically, in recent years, the trend for them to abort their own offspring before full gestation seems to be gaining popularity among the former cryptoid creatures, rapidly spiraling them toward self extinction. This unforseen positive trend, wildlife experts warn, may not however completely solve their exploding population problem. Wildlife officials point out that while reproduction among the major population of these bizarre creatures has been trending downward, that the trend could easily reverse. Pointing to the small but still exploding populations of several subspecies of the creatures, experts warn that our woes with these wild creatures are far from over.
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(David Attenborough voice)
“Here we see the tattooed multi-pierced gender-neutral leftoid monster. Their bright coloured hair serves as a warning of their toxic ideology. Luckily they’re mostly harmless, being too stoopid to get out of their own way. Occasionally they engage in bizarre rituals like gluing themselves to roadways, paintings and Tesla Cybertrucks. Oh wait… here comes one now!!”
Nicely done, lol. Now let’s break for a commercial where Marlin Perkins can tell you more about Mutual of Omaha.
Impressed Kiko knows who David Attenborough is. Renaissance upbringing.
[Cameraman’s voice]:
David, don’t you think we ought to camouflage this equipment so as not to scare them away?
[David A]:
Oh, not to worry, Clicker. They seem completely oblivious to the presence of technology in these situations. In fact, they are apparently even more mind-bogglingly stupid than the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal in thinking that if they can’t see us, we can’t see and film them.
So shoot away — and if we’re lucky, a shot from this footage may even make it as an added footnote into the entry “Mostly Harmless” for “Earth” in the next edition of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy *fingers crossed*.
Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom… Good times,good times
Used to watch WK every Saturday afternoon, followed by ABS’s Wide World of Sports!
Zar Belk!
Give ‘em a break. The only erections soy bois have is their middle fingers.
They were once considered cryptoid creatures, but their garbage can raids, learned from raccoons, exposed them to cane sugar laden foods. Then, having become addicted, their cravings soon overcame their natural fear of humans and they began to invade human settlements. The rest, as they say, is history. Today, in many large cities, much like rats, their populations out number humans by as much as several hundred fold. Many wildlife experts are warning that the habitable portions of the earth cannot sustain a continued population growth. Ironically, in recent years, the trend for them to abort their own offspring before full gestation seems to be gaining popularity among the former cryptoid creatures, rapidly spiraling them toward self extinction. This unforseen positive trend, wildlife experts warn, may not however completely solve their exploding population problem. Wildlife officials point out that while reproduction among the major population of these bizarre creatures has been trending downward, that the trend could easily reverse. Pointing to the small but still exploding populations of several subspecies of the creatures, experts warn that our woes with these wild creatures are far from over.