“Here we see the tattooed multi-pierced gender-neutral leftoid monster. Their bright coloured hair serves as a warning of their toxic ideology. Luckily they’re mostly harmless, being too stoopid to get out of their own way. Occasionally they engage in bizarre rituals like gluing themselves to roadways, paintings and Tesla Cybertrucks. Oh wait… here comes one now!!”
Nicely done, lol. Now let’s break for a commercial where Marlin Perkins can tell you more about Mutual of Omaha.
Impressed Kiko knows who David Attenborough is. Renaissance upbringing.
“While Jim rassels that gator with his bare hands, I want to give you some great news about our new life insurance offerings!”
April 19, 2025 at 4:27 pm
The 300
The honey badger is pound for pound one of the most vicious animals on Earth. Go get ‘im Jim.
April 19, 2025 at 7:21 am
Stanley
[Cameraman’s voice]:
David, don’t you think we ought to camouflage this equipment so as not to scare them away?
[David A]:
Oh, not to worry, Clicker. They seem completely oblivious to the presence of technology in these situations. In fact, they are apparently even more mind-bogglingly stupid than the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal in thinking that if they can’t see us, we can’t see and film them.
So shoot away — and if we’re lucky, a shot from this footage may even make it as an added footnote into the entry “Mostly Harmless” for “Earth” in the next edition of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy *fingers crossed*.
Oi, there’s oneathem bluehaired shielamonsters, crikey she’s a biggun, must go three ‘r four hunnerd without the piercin’s. Careful now, it’ll snap yer balls off if it gets a chance, it’s already done its own. Second most dangerous thing y’can run into after dark in a crowded bar. I’m gonna stick m’dick in it.”
They were once considered cryptoid creatures, but their garbage can raids, learned from raccoons, exposed them to cane sugar laden foods. Then, having become addicted, their cravings soon overcame their natural fear of humans and they began to invade human settlements. The rest, as they say, is history. Today, in many large cities, much like rats, their populations out number humans by as much as several hundred fold. Many wildlife experts are warning that the habitable portions of the earth cannot sustain a continued population growth. Ironically, in recent years, the trend for them to abort their own offspring before full gestation seems to be gaining popularity among the former cryptoid creatures, rapidly spiraling them toward self extinction. This unforseen positive trend, wildlife experts warn, may not however completely solve their exploding population problem. Wildlife officials point out that while reproduction among the major population of these bizarre creatures has been trending downward, that the trend could easily reverse. Pointing to the small but still exploding populations of several subspecies of the creatures, experts warn that our woes with these wild creatures are far from over.
Much of the kommentariat here is “of a certain vintage” apparently. 🙂
April 19, 2025 at 12:54 pm
Kafiroon
Chris presents us with interesting view points and the comments get entertaining. Todays were very well entertaining.
Now do the invasive feral species invading from their shiite hole lands for new places to destroy.
Jane Goodall? David Attenborough? Unfortunately these city-dwellers are not wild animals. They are quite tame, and serve their masters faithfully, both on the streets and in the voting booth.
And that criminality serves their masters’ interest, at their masters’ encouragement.
Of course, raising feral youth often backfires. See the present DNC co-chair, David Hogg, setting up a Democrat circular firing squad.
April 19, 2025 at 6:44 pm
Roger
It’s an insult to animals to have DemonRats compared to them!
Our little rural town had main street infested with a couple hundred or so today, with their anti-Trump, anti-Christian, pro-perversion, pro-Leftist corruption signs. You could see all the buses parked nearby, with them obviously being driven here, 100 miles, from ultra-woke Eugene.
99% of them looked like absolute freaks, very much copies of the Lefties Chris draws on here!
100 miles from E-ug-enee (emphasis on Ug!)? Must be Grass Pants. Or maybe Bend. Be glad they only came to visit. I live in Eugene, though fortunately on the far west sane side. I rarely see the moonbats.
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(David Attenborough voice)
“Here we see the tattooed multi-pierced gender-neutral leftoid monster. Their bright coloured hair serves as a warning of their toxic ideology. Luckily they’re mostly harmless, being too stoopid to get out of their own way. Occasionally they engage in bizarre rituals like gluing themselves to roadways, paintings and Tesla Cybertrucks. Oh wait… here comes one now!!”
Nicely done, lol. Now let’s break for a commercial where Marlin Perkins can tell you more about Mutual of Omaha.
Impressed Kiko knows who David Attenborough is. Renaissance upbringing.
“While Jim rassels that gator with his bare hands, I want to give you some great news about our new life insurance offerings!”
The honey badger is pound for pound one of the most vicious animals on Earth. Go get ‘im Jim.
[Cameraman’s voice]:
David, don’t you think we ought to camouflage this equipment so as not to scare them away?
[David A]:
Oh, not to worry, Clicker. They seem completely oblivious to the presence of technology in these situations. In fact, they are apparently even more mind-bogglingly stupid than the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal in thinking that if they can’t see us, we can’t see and film them.
So shoot away — and if we’re lucky, a shot from this footage may even make it as an added footnote into the entry “Mostly Harmless” for “Earth” in the next edition of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy *fingers crossed*.
(bad attempt at a Steve Irwin voice)
Oi, there’s oneathem bluehaired shielamonsters, crikey she’s a biggun, must go three ‘r four hunnerd without the piercin’s. Careful now, it’ll snap yer balls off if it gets a chance, it’s already done its own. Second most dangerous thing y’can run into after dark in a crowded bar. I’m gonna stick m’dick in it.”
Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom… Good times,good times
Used to watch WK every Saturday afternoon, followed by ABS’s Wide World of Sports!
Zar Belk!
Give ‘em a break. The only erections soy bois have is their middle fingers.
They were once considered cryptoid creatures, but their garbage can raids, learned from raccoons, exposed them to cane sugar laden foods. Then, having become addicted, their cravings soon overcame their natural fear of humans and they began to invade human settlements. The rest, as they say, is history. Today, in many large cities, much like rats, their populations out number humans by as much as several hundred fold. Many wildlife experts are warning that the habitable portions of the earth cannot sustain a continued population growth. Ironically, in recent years, the trend for them to abort their own offspring before full gestation seems to be gaining popularity among the former cryptoid creatures, rapidly spiraling them toward self extinction. This unforseen positive trend, wildlife experts warn, may not however completely solve their exploding population problem. Wildlife officials point out that while reproduction among the major population of these bizarre creatures has been trending downward, that the trend could easily reverse. Pointing to the small but still exploding populations of several subspecies of the creatures, experts warn that our woes with these wild creatures are far from over.
Unfortunately their recruiting efforts are proving fruitful in our “institutes of higher education.”
Where is that..Georgetown?
Teeter is aptly named, teetering on the edge of: [fill in the blank for your own amusement]
Not with that mountain in the background, Red Ed. Must be over in New Mexico, which is much closer to the DD Ranch than is Austin/Georgetown.
Meanwhile, the Wild Kingdom comments are brilliant. Thanks for the giggles, y’all.
Much of the kommentariat here is “of a certain vintage” apparently. 🙂
Chris presents us with interesting view points and the comments get entertaining. Todays were very well entertaining.
Now do the invasive feral species invading from their shiite hole lands for new places to destroy.
Jane Goodall? David Attenborough? Unfortunately these city-dwellers are not wild animals. They are quite tame, and serve their masters faithfully, both on the streets and in the voting booth.
Serving their masters is true. But Tame? They have very high murder/assault/robbery/rape and numerous other civil record occurring incidents.
And that criminality serves their masters’ interest, at their masters’ encouragement.
Of course, raising feral youth often backfires. See the present DNC co-chair, David Hogg, setting up a Democrat circular firing squad.
It’s an insult to animals to have DemonRats compared to them!
Our little rural town had main street infested with a couple hundred or so today, with their anti-Trump, anti-Christian, pro-perversion, pro-Leftist corruption signs. You could see all the buses parked nearby, with them obviously being driven here, 100 miles, from ultra-woke Eugene.
99% of them looked like absolute freaks, very much copies of the Lefties Chris draws on here!
100 miles from E-ug-enee (emphasis on Ug!)? Must be Grass Pants. Or maybe Bend. Be glad they only came to visit. I live in Eugene, though fortunately on the far west sane side. I rarely see the moonbats.