This cartoon works on so many levels that it is pretty much a visual representation of an “n-dimensional matrix in hyperspace.”
August 4, 2019 at 12:10 am
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
Moving all the illegals to Kalifornication.
Watch for Libtard heads to go ‘splody.
Oh, and while you’re moving illegals to the Left Coast, AND building a Southern Wall, how’s about building a wall along the Kalifornication – Nevada/Arizona border.
It might even upset Whorehouse Harry Reid.
August 4, 2019 at 12:15 am
Too Tall
Just include the city of Lost Wages and Clark county on the Kalifornication side of the wall, and all will be right in the universe.
August 4, 2019 at 12:33 am
Peregrine John
Don’t let’s be silly. (1) They’re welcome by a great many cities here. (2) Already got ’em by the millions: no one will notice a few thousand more.
August 4, 2019 at 7:27 am
eon
(3) New Democrat Voters. Which has been the objective from the beginning.
clear ether
eon
August 4, 2019 at 3:13 am
Pamela
Idaho here I come
August 4, 2019 at 2:54 pm
Greg D.
Pamela,
You and me and prob’ly many other Conservatives, too!!!!! I’ve been exploring properties up in North Idaho for past year or two. Just wish I had enough funds to make the move now. Pennsylvania, where I’m currently located, is not too bad, but I fear there may be some changes blowing in the winds……
Hang in there, my friend!
p.s. can anyone tell me what happened to Delilah, since haven’t seen her commentary for some time now???
August 4, 2019 at 12:12 am
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
If that’s the foreplay, I can only imagine what would be the orgasm!
August 4, 2019 at 12:14 am
Too Tall
A good one curls your toes, a great one curls your whole body.
August 4, 2019 at 1:12 am
kadaka
And generations of women have obsessively worried What The Hell Is Wrong With Them that they are not as “expressive” as they see women be in porn. Sorry to be the realist, but many women are lucky to have *any* orgasm, many never do.
August 4, 2019 at 3:13 am
Pamela
It’s the second one that relaxes you and the third drops you into sleep.
However, Tabasco does! Forgive me! I can’t ignore a straight line.
August 4, 2019 at 1:04 am
Punta Gorda
Funniest panel ever.
“Yaaaa!” Ding! “Ahhhh!!”
August 4, 2019 at 1:16 am
WayneM
The ongoing saga of the border debacle exposes how the leftists are completely amoral, mendacious & cruel… from pretending the invasion is a figment of Trump’s imagination to posturing about how each migrant is the most specialest spark in God’s eye to the whole “kids in cages” manipulation to… well, you get the point.
I don’t get how average people don’t recognize this evil for what it is…
August 4, 2019 at 2:23 am
Mike-SMO
El Paso. What’cha think?
Has Antifa jumped the Blue Coastal reservations into a Blue Texas municipality [Portland with prairie dogs]? I thought that be Blue Islands would be the next places where they would seek protection.
The modern Antifa has black (anarchist) in their logo, so anything for “the cause”.
Love the safety glasses and hearing protection on the shooter. Almost like he was sure that he would survive and didn’t want any sensory losses. Curious, that. Garlic Boy apparently blew his own brains out.
The New Zealand shooter was a leftist nutjob deliberately trying to entice gun-banning as something his gormless countrymen deserved.
El Paso, Deep Green and Dark Red: “The American lifestyle affords our citizens an incredible quality of life. However, our lifestyle is destroying the environment of our country. The decimation of the environment is creating a massive burden for future generations. Corporations are heaing the destruction of our environment by shamelessly over harvesting resources. This has been a problem for decades.
…
So the next logical step is to decrease the number of people in America using resources. If we can get rid of enough people, then our way of life can become more sustainable.”
The rest is much padding targeting a minority, in this case Hispanics, like the New Zealand shooter targeted Muslims.
So both are against their own countries because their own citizens are allowing them to be destroyed, both are radical murderous leftists. And both picked minorities viewed as persecuted by the right to generate maximum public outrage.
I sense a trend.
August 4, 2019 at 7:19 am
cb
Preview of a ‘gun free’ nation.
August 4, 2019 at 7:33 am
eon
I sense a Ted Kaczynski clone. All those quotes could have come right out of the Unabomber manifesto.
They say “great minds think alike”. Unfortunately, not-so-great minds often have similar delusions. Plus the willingness to use violence to force others to share in their fantasies.
And even more unfortunately, there are invariably a lot more of the not-so-great minds in any given sample of population.
clear ether
eon
August 4, 2019 at 10:56 am
Barbara Skolaut
“Garlic Boy apparently blew his own brains out.”
WHAT brains?
August 4, 2019 at 4:01 am
cz93x62
Today’s/yesterday’s El Paso terrorist f%&k didn’t want to hurt his ears or eyes with the nasty gunfire. Narcissistic little bastard. I hope Texas fast-tracks his sorry ass for the Blue Juice.
I don’t object TOO strenuously to the border wall being suggested at the CA border, as long as the USA continues to recognize passports granted to Californians in absence of visa applications. Not being a welfare recipient, I have trouble re-entering CA from the USA as it is. Checkpoint Charlie lives.
August 4, 2019 at 5:41 am
Bill G
It is a matter of constant amazement for me to see folks fleeing a leftist Hellhole who then try to re-create most of it in their new location.
August 4, 2019 at 7:17 am
The Nth Doctor
If Leftists could learn from experience, they wouldn’t be Leftists. 😛
August 4, 2019 at 7:39 am
eon
They always believe that in the new leftist Paradise on Earth, they’ll be getting in on the ground floor and be the rulers, rather than the ruled.
Leftists have never understood the basic nature of the feudalism they keep trying to re-create.
As H. Beam Piper observed in his story “A Slave is a Slave”, those on the bottom of a slave culture do not seek freedom to be equal; they seek to replace the slave owners at the top if the heap, so that they can be the new slave-drivers.
Slavery appeals to the basest human drives, very little removed from those of predatory animals.
And it makes no difference who is holding who’s leash, or the whip.
Ole Henry did nail the repeated efforts and failures of leftists, and certainly foretold their “progression” of attempted enslavement we see from them now.
But he also foretold its repeated failure and the continuum of human existence, whether terrestrially or otherwise. Yet he could not abide his own; I do hope his confidence in mankind is ultimately more warranted than his lack of it in himself.
August 4, 2019 at 2:27 pm
interventor
After defeating French in Haiti. The mulattoes took over as slave master of blacks.
August 4, 2019 at 10:14 pm
Merle
now that is the best explanation I have ever heard……
August 4, 2019 at 6:54 am
Paul
I wish there was some way to share tot photo I saw last week of a large bull who had run 2 people up a pole ! had a very familiar look to it !
August 4, 2019 at 8:11 am
Halley
Call me beyond cynical. But for the Dem-media to be able to blame mass murder on Trump and MAGA (all they’ve got left in the way of 2020 strategy), the Dem-media needs them some mass murder. Dots are for connecting.
Toting in and out is legal for legal Texans. How the fuck did this “methodical” POS make his way deliberately and so visibly from parking lot into the store which was “at capacity” of thousands of shoppers without encountering one?
Excellent question. Walmart is a “gun free zone”. The entire mall is. What does a law abiding citizen do? Abide by the law, yes? What does a criminal/murderer do? *AHEM*
August 4, 2019 at 9:48 am
Jim Smith
Ta-da BOOM! Good panel Chris! :o)
August 4, 2019 at 10:57 am
Barbara Skolaut
GREAT ‘toon, Chris. Me-double- OW! 😀
August 4, 2019 at 2:30 pm
interventor
I put part of the blame of the MSM for the recent mass shootings. By calling Trump a racist over and over, the lies implant into the subconscious of some weaker minds.
August 4, 2019 at 5:14 pm
John
The blame for the mass shootings should go _directly_ to the MSM.
The only real reason for the shootings at all is the notoriety gained by the shooters. The slow burn of those nihilists would die on its own if not for the MSM’s commitment to fanning those embers into a bonfire for the sake of “clicks”.
August 4, 2019 at 2:33 pm
Alaska Paul
Delusional minds think alike.
August 4, 2019 at 5:08 pm
kadaka
AGAIN?! Shooting in Dayton 12hrs after El Paso and the press and this piece are already trying to connect the two.
There’s a lot more background info on the El Paso shooter, who’s now called a “white supremacist”, detailing his lifelong odd behavior. Here’s what it doesn’t say, he’s likely autism-spectrum, aka Asperger’s, never fit in because he didn’t automatically pick up the unspoken rules of social interaction. Hung out with whites because they were familiar, less threatening. Kinda like Adam Lanza of Sandy Hook, another mental health system failure.
The Dayton shooter wore body armor and killed 9 in a bar, including his younger sister, put down by police less than a minute after opening fire. Sounds like sister plus collateral damage, but since he’s white and 8 of 9 were black the media and leftists (pardon the redundancy) will label it racist. And it’s clearly different than El Paso except there were red flags apparently not followed up on (high school suspension for posting a hit list).
That’s it, leftists, keep going with the mantra These Are The End Times requiring Drastic Actions to avert annihilation, clearly it’s working well.
Long list of recent murderous attacks by those the media is desperate to label as “white nationalists” but who are actually leftist/anarchist. As part of stirring up mass outrage they deliberately choose “assault weapons” as they are trying to be as flashy as possible.
From Dayton police chief: “Biehl said the shooter opened fire with a .223-caliber high-capacity rifle with 100-round drum magazines.” He had more than one, of one of the most useless gun accessories?
They’re trying to ignite a culture war, and taking that “Better to rule in Hell” line way too seriously. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Who, besides people like us and some leftists opposed to the globalists, cares about truth anymore, or even knows it when they see it, or if they don’t see it?
August 4, 2019 at 5:27 pm
James F Gemind
The American People would be better served if all illegals were sent to red states until after the Census. In fact, I hereby Volunteer my State of Residence, Florida, to take in all of California’s eight to twelve million illegals. This would of course mean that California would then lose 7-9 congressional seats for the next ten years, since hey, it isn’t Citizens counted, but warm bodies… 🙂
August 4, 2019 at 8:06 pm
Kafiroon
Thus our rep as Florida Man of course as in Floriduh.
Give me ONE good reason you would inflict that hell on us?
August 5, 2019 at 4:03 pm
James F Gemind
Take away the six to eight congressmen that those five million or so illegals allow California to claim. After the Census is done, ship the illegals back to wherever is their country of origin.
Trump State FL has more Representatives(and, more Electoral College Votes), while CA loses them.
Take enough illegals out of Blue States and place them(temporarily)into enough Red States, and the effect will be profound.
After all, the Democrats want all people counted, not just Citizens…
And that differs from teh fla how again? I mean I’m sick of the place after 60 years, but anybody paying attention to the near-disaster here in the mid-terms knows that thanks to the um, demographics of about five or six or the state’s 67 counties and some creative counting and registration in a couple of them, it already teeters on the edge of socialist admin…it would only take about one million to push it over,
Left coast or right, the problem ain’t where they are in the country but that they are in the country and protected and promoted by those whose agenda they serve. Get ’em the fuck out of here, and stop the influx; it’s the only way.
August 4, 2019 at 11:15 pm
NotYetInACamp
Apply the law. That would send more illegally present Mexicans (including children born here not covered to be citizens by the 14th Amendment) back to Mexico than Mexico had Mexicans in 1950. https://www.populationpyramid.net/mexico/1950/
That is the U. S. Constitutional fallback position should the Democrats continue in the direction they are acting.
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This cartoon works on so many levels that it is pretty much a visual representation of an “n-dimensional matrix in hyperspace.”
Moving all the illegals to Kalifornication.
Watch for Libtard heads to go ‘splody.
Oh, and while you’re moving illegals to the Left Coast, AND building a Southern Wall, how’s about building a wall along the Kalifornication – Nevada/Arizona border.
It might even upset Whorehouse Harry Reid.
Just include the city of Lost Wages and Clark county on the Kalifornication side of the wall, and all will be right in the universe.
Don’t let’s be silly. (1) They’re welcome by a great many cities here. (2) Already got ’em by the millions: no one will notice a few thousand more.
(3) New Democrat Voters. Which has been the objective from the beginning.
clear ether
eon
Idaho here I come
Pamela,
You and me and prob’ly many other Conservatives, too!!!!! I’ve been exploring properties up in North Idaho for past year or two. Just wish I had enough funds to make the move now. Pennsylvania, where I’m currently located, is not too bad, but I fear there may be some changes blowing in the winds……
Hang in there, my friend!
p.s. can anyone tell me what happened to Delilah, since haven’t seen her commentary for some time now???
If that’s the foreplay, I can only imagine what would be the orgasm!
A good one curls your toes, a great one curls your whole body.
And generations of women have obsessively worried What The Hell Is Wrong With Them that they are not as “expressive” as they see women be in porn. Sorry to be the realist, but many women are lucky to have *any* orgasm, many never do.
It’s the second one that relaxes you and the third drops you into sleep.
Who knew? I mean the first one always knocked me out, so I never really knew what goes on after. How does that happen?
You must admit,
Sam don’t bullshit.
However, Tabasco does! Forgive me! I can’t ignore a straight line.
Funniest panel ever.
“Yaaaa!” Ding! “Ahhhh!!”
The ongoing saga of the border debacle exposes how the leftists are completely amoral, mendacious & cruel… from pretending the invasion is a figment of Trump’s imagination to posturing about how each migrant is the most specialest spark in God’s eye to the whole “kids in cages” manipulation to… well, you get the point.
I don’t get how average people don’t recognize this evil for what it is…
El Paso. What’cha think?
Has Antifa jumped the Blue Coastal reservations into a Blue Texas municipality [Portland with prairie dogs]? I thought that be Blue Islands would be the next places where they would seek protection.
The modern Antifa has black (anarchist) in their logo, so anything for “the cause”.
Love the safety glasses and hearing protection on the shooter. Almost like he was sure that he would survive and didn’t want any sensory losses. Curious, that. Garlic Boy apparently blew his own brains out.
Drudge Report site has El Paso shooter’s manifesto for now. First line: “In general, I support the Christchurch shooter and his manifesto.”
The New Zealand shooter was a leftist nutjob deliberately trying to entice gun-banning as something his gormless countrymen deserved.
El Paso, Deep Green and Dark Red: “The American lifestyle affords our citizens an incredible quality of life. However, our lifestyle is destroying the environment of our country. The decimation of the environment is creating a massive burden for future generations. Corporations are heaing the destruction of our environment by shamelessly over harvesting resources. This has been a problem for decades.
…
So the next logical step is to decrease the number of people in America using resources. If we can get rid of enough people, then our way of life can become more sustainable.”
The rest is much padding targeting a minority, in this case Hispanics, like the New Zealand shooter targeted Muslims.
So both are against their own countries because their own citizens are allowing them to be destroyed, both are radical murderous leftists. And both picked minorities viewed as persecuted by the right to generate maximum public outrage.
I sense a trend.
Preview of a ‘gun free’ nation.
I sense a Ted Kaczynski clone. All those quotes could have come right out of the Unabomber manifesto.
https://archive.org/stream/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-theUnabombersManifesto_djvu.txt
They say “great minds think alike”. Unfortunately, not-so-great minds often have similar delusions. Plus the willingness to use violence to force others to share in their fantasies.
And even more unfortunately, there are invariably a lot more of the not-so-great minds in any given sample of population.
clear ether
eon
“Garlic Boy apparently blew his own brains out.”
WHAT brains?
Today’s/yesterday’s El Paso terrorist f%&k didn’t want to hurt his ears or eyes with the nasty gunfire. Narcissistic little bastard. I hope Texas fast-tracks his sorry ass for the Blue Juice.
I don’t object TOO strenuously to the border wall being suggested at the CA border, as long as the USA continues to recognize passports granted to Californians in absence of visa applications. Not being a welfare recipient, I have trouble re-entering CA from the USA as it is. Checkpoint Charlie lives.
It is a matter of constant amazement for me to see folks fleeing a leftist Hellhole who then try to re-create most of it in their new location.
If Leftists could learn from experience, they wouldn’t be Leftists. 😛
They always believe that in the new leftist Paradise on Earth, they’ll be getting in on the ground floor and be the rulers, rather than the ruled.
Leftists have never understood the basic nature of the feudalism they keep trying to re-create.
As H. Beam Piper observed in his story “A Slave is a Slave”, those on the bottom of a slave culture do not seek freedom to be equal; they seek to replace the slave owners at the top if the heap, so that they can be the new slave-drivers.
Slavery appeals to the basest human drives, very little removed from those of predatory animals.
And it makes no difference who is holding who’s leash, or the whip.
clear ether
eon
Ole Henry did nail the repeated efforts and failures of leftists, and certainly foretold their “progression” of attempted enslavement we see from them now.
But he also foretold its repeated failure and the continuum of human existence, whether terrestrially or otherwise. Yet he could not abide his own; I do hope his confidence in mankind is ultimately more warranted than his lack of it in himself.
After defeating French in Haiti. The mulattoes took over as slave master of blacks.
now that is the best explanation I have ever heard……
I wish there was some way to share tot photo I saw last week of a large bull who had run 2 people up a pole ! had a very familiar look to it !
Call me beyond cynical. But for the Dem-media to be able to blame mass murder on Trump and MAGA (all they’ve got left in the way of 2020 strategy), the Dem-media needs them some mass murder. Dots are for connecting.
Toting in and out is legal for legal Texans. How the fuck did this “methodical” POS make his way deliberately and so visibly from parking lot into the store which was “at capacity” of thousands of shoppers without encountering one?
Excellent question. Walmart is a “gun free zone”. The entire mall is. What does a law abiding citizen do? Abide by the law, yes? What does a criminal/murderer do? *AHEM*
Ta-da BOOM! Good panel Chris! :o)
GREAT ‘toon, Chris. Me-double- OW! 😀
I put part of the blame of the MSM for the recent mass shootings. By calling Trump a racist over and over, the lies implant into the subconscious of some weaker minds.
The blame for the mass shootings should go _directly_ to the MSM.
The only real reason for the shootings at all is the notoriety gained by the shooters. The slow burn of those nihilists would die on its own if not for the MSM’s commitment to fanning those embers into a bonfire for the sake of “clicks”.
Delusional minds think alike.
AGAIN?! Shooting in Dayton 12hrs after El Paso and the press and this piece are already trying to connect the two.
There’s a lot more background info on the El Paso shooter, who’s now called a “white supremacist”, detailing his lifelong odd behavior. Here’s what it doesn’t say, he’s likely autism-spectrum, aka Asperger’s, never fit in because he didn’t automatically pick up the unspoken rules of social interaction. Hung out with whites because they were familiar, less threatening. Kinda like Adam Lanza of Sandy Hook, another mental health system failure.
The Dayton shooter wore body armor and killed 9 in a bar, including his younger sister, put down by police less than a minute after opening fire. Sounds like sister plus collateral damage, but since he’s white and 8 of 9 were black the media and leftists (pardon the redundancy) will label it racist. And it’s clearly different than El Paso except there were red flags apparently not followed up on (high school suspension for posting a hit list).
That’s it, leftists, keep going with the mantra These Are The End Times requiring Drastic Actions to avert annihilation, clearly it’s working well.
A’yup, a bit twisted: https://www.weaselzippers.us/428164-dayton-shooter-was-radical-leftist-who-wanted-socialism-demonized-ice-spread-list-of-ice-agents/
Christchurch
Gilroy
El Paso
Dayton
Long list of recent murderous attacks by those the media is desperate to label as “white nationalists” but who are actually leftist/anarchist. As part of stirring up mass outrage they deliberately choose “assault weapons” as they are trying to be as flashy as possible.
From Dayton police chief: “Biehl said the shooter opened fire with a .223-caliber high-capacity rifle with 100-round drum magazines.” He had more than one, of one of the most useless gun accessories?
They’re trying to ignite a culture war, and taking that “Better to rule in Hell” line way too seriously. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
I wonder as to this accuracy and the way back machine showing information changed in real time over a thirty minute time span right after the shootings?
It is easier, and harder, to completely obliterate past history now.
But maybe obliterating and recreating (faking) just enough to manage the perception of just enough is all that matters to some.
http://www.shadolsonshow.com/2019/08/04/el-paso-shooter-originally-listed-as-antifa-bernie-democrat-john-brown-resistance-member/
Who, besides people like us and some leftists opposed to the globalists, cares about truth anymore, or even knows it when they see it, or if they don’t see it?
The American People would be better served if all illegals were sent to red states until after the Census. In fact, I hereby Volunteer my State of Residence, Florida, to take in all of California’s eight to twelve million illegals. This would of course mean that California would then lose 7-9 congressional seats for the next ten years, since hey, it isn’t Citizens counted, but warm bodies… 🙂
Thus our rep as Florida Man of course as in Floriduh.
Give me ONE good reason you would inflict that hell on us?
Take away the six to eight congressmen that those five million or so illegals allow California to claim. After the Census is done, ship the illegals back to wherever is their country of origin.
Trump State FL has more Representatives(and, more Electoral College Votes), while CA loses them.
Take enough illegals out of Blue States and place them(temporarily)into enough Red States, and the effect will be profound.
After all, the Democrats want all people counted, not just Citizens…
And that differs from teh fla how again? I mean I’m sick of the place after 60 years, but anybody paying attention to the near-disaster here in the mid-terms knows that thanks to the um, demographics of about five or six or the state’s 67 counties and some creative counting and registration in a couple of them, it already teeters on the edge of socialist admin…it would only take about one million to push it over,
Left coast or right, the problem ain’t where they are in the country but that they are in the country and protected and promoted by those whose agenda they serve. Get ’em the fuck out of here, and stop the influx; it’s the only way.
Apply the law. That would send more illegally present Mexicans (including children born here not covered to be citizens by the 14th Amendment) back to Mexico than Mexico had Mexicans in 1950.
https://www.populationpyramid.net/mexico/1950/
That is the U. S. Constitutional fallback position should the Democrats continue in the direction they are acting.
And that too would be a bingo.
Dances with Dawgs might fit.
(snicker. Double meanings.)