Foxhole / Ready Room / Locker Room humor comes from “brothers of different mothers,” and is an all but lost art form driven deep underground by political correctness.
Chris nails it with a couple of fictional characters.
The question is who tipped Damon off?
Sam to Jan to Damon is the obvious answer, but at this point Kiko to Javier to Jan or Damon cannot be ruled out. Did Naomi / ‘Toly go “VFR Direct” to Damon? Then there is Jo to her creator, Javier…? The outside bet is Kimiko via God only knows what special powers, but never bet against a mother.
Chris highlights another eternal truth: For the really juicy news, “the speed of sound is ALWAYS faster than the speed of electrons.”
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
Old (sexist, but still funny) joke;
“The four fastest forms of passing information; telephone, telegraph, television, tell-a-woman”.
(include “tell-a-Milley” to bring it up-to-date)
(I’ll see myself out now, no need to throw things)
Jan’s lying semi-reclined, which reduces the effects of gravity… But I agree, where has Jan been that she had to wear a top? Her arm is masking where the tan-line for a bottom would be.
They aren’t -just- for looks, and she isn’t currently feeding a baby, is she?
September 23, 2021 at 3:00 am
steveb919
I see that Joe asshat’s popularity is now 43%. It will probably get lower by next November. Fox News and One America News Network are both saying that the Republicans will take the House and probably the Senate also. Let it be true. Also I hope the RINO’s will get ousted too and put in some real men and women who give a shit about the constitution.
I figured the CA recall was the “test”; if we would have fair elections ever again. Gavin won easily. I think the Democrats no longer care what the polls, or the voter think, or say. They have it in the bag.
Paper ballots, manual counts, and of course Voter I.D. Otherwise, We the People will never take the vote away from the machines!
September 23, 2021 at 8:43 pm
NotYetInACamp
It’s about time we reverted to the basics of voting. Those stated above are many. One valid voter voting. One vote cast and one vote counted.
The last election was the most blatant example of doing whatever evil is necessary to win.
Pelosi and Feinstein had taught their political pupils that saying, finding, or doing the truth is not part of what they do/ taking power is what is the goal. You tell the voters whatever will gat your people the win. This same pattern has occurred concerning election and ballots. Steal them if you can. President JFK was the recipient of that when it was needed to ensure a Democrat win. Same late tally as the graveyards and elsewhere were scenes of rampant vote creation in Chicago. It took one County to win in 1960. A lawyer cousin was in the Daly machine. I have seen and commented on such malfeasance and what was possible and not for decades. Aside from the actions of changing Presidential election laws by people other that State Legislatures as required by the US Constitution, which made the election unconstitutional, many are hoping that the actual fraud will actually have evidence presented to a court for all to see to show the steal that was there. It took 6 key counties in 6 states to have the alteration of results for the Democrat election (actually a steal) “win” to occur. The Democrats openly and blatantly upped their game to the 6 counties. They stopped the vote counting, supposedly, while continuing counting ballots unseen by anyone but themselves.
Let’s have us an honest election.
September 23, 2021 at 9:35 am
Kafiroon
Remember, as so famously said: “It is who COUNTS the votes” Even though there are many reports of video and testimony of illegal actions at many precincts, TPTB are completely ignoring/cancelling all of that.
The installed algorithims in Dau-Min-Yaun counting machines give the results they are Instructed to give.
Unless you control those machines,
you will never get an honest election.
Judging by the flood of campaign succor mail I’ve been receiving, there’s a whole slew of first-timers running for the mid-terms (both houses). Mostly young, lots of vets (of both sexes), and if their boilerplate can be believed, staunch Constitutionalists. As icing on the cake, they’re all good-looking guys and smoking hot gals. There is cause for hope . . .
White chocolate isn’t even chocolate.
“Cocoa butter, sugar and milk are the ingredients in white chocolate, with vanilla and lecithin as common additions. Unlike dark or bittersweet chocolate, white chocolate does not contain cacao ground beans, and thus it is technically not chocolate.”
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Speaking of racial undertones:
https://rumble.com/vmuiqp-part-2-fda-official-blow-dart-african-americans-and-wants-nazi-germany-regi.html
Keeping it real.
That’s what friends are for.
I was thinking the same thing. A friend keeps it real.
Pour some sugar on it
Foxhole / Ready Room / Locker Room humor comes from “brothers of different mothers,” and is an all but lost art form driven deep underground by political correctness.
Chris nails it with a couple of fictional characters.
The question is who tipped Damon off?
Sam to Jan to Damon is the obvious answer, but at this point Kiko to Javier to Jan or Damon cannot be ruled out. Did Naomi / ‘Toly go “VFR Direct” to Damon? Then there is Jo to her creator, Javier…? The outside bet is Kimiko via God only knows what special powers, but never bet against a mother.
Chris highlights another eternal truth: For the really juicy news, “the speed of sound is ALWAYS faster than the speed of electrons.”
Old (sexist, but still funny) joke;
“The four fastest forms of passing information; telephone, telegraph, television, tell-a-woman”.
(include “tell-a-Milley” to bring it up-to-date)
(I’ll see myself out now, no need to throw things)
Jan seems perkier that Sam
Babies do make the difference
Jan’s lying semi-reclined, which reduces the effects of gravity… But I agree, where has Jan been that she had to wear a top? Her arm is masking where the tan-line for a bottom would be.
Cartoon World has its own laws of nature, just like ours does. One of them is Eternal Perkiness.
It kinda looked like she had a reduction compared to some past scenes, probably just my bad vision.
They aren’t -just- for looks, and she isn’t currently feeding a baby, is she?
I see that Joe asshat’s popularity is now 43%. It will probably get lower by next November. Fox News and One America News Network are both saying that the Republicans will take the House and probably the Senate also. Let it be true. Also I hope the RINO’s will get ousted too and put in some real men and women who give a shit about the constitution.
I figured the CA recall was the “test”; if we would have fair elections ever again. Gavin won easily. I think the Democrats no longer care what the polls, or the voter think, or say. They have it in the bag.
Yep, didn’t get through Steve’s first sentence without thinking the same thing.
Elections, and all the rigmarole that goes with them, are obsolete.
We won’t vote our way out of this. CRA Bow!
CRA Now! But sure, bow to the people.
^^^^
THIS!
Paper ballots, manual counts, and of course Voter I.D. Otherwise, We the People will never take the vote away from the machines!
It’s about time we reverted to the basics of voting. Those stated above are many. One valid voter voting. One vote cast and one vote counted.
The last election was the most blatant example of doing whatever evil is necessary to win.
Pelosi and Feinstein had taught their political pupils that saying, finding, or doing the truth is not part of what they do/ taking power is what is the goal. You tell the voters whatever will gat your people the win. This same pattern has occurred concerning election and ballots. Steal them if you can. President JFK was the recipient of that when it was needed to ensure a Democrat win. Same late tally as the graveyards and elsewhere were scenes of rampant vote creation in Chicago. It took one County to win in 1960. A lawyer cousin was in the Daly machine. I have seen and commented on such malfeasance and what was possible and not for decades. Aside from the actions of changing Presidential election laws by people other that State Legislatures as required by the US Constitution, which made the election unconstitutional, many are hoping that the actual fraud will actually have evidence presented to a court for all to see to show the steal that was there. It took 6 key counties in 6 states to have the alteration of results for the Democrat election (actually a steal) “win” to occur. The Democrats openly and blatantly upped their game to the 6 counties. They stopped the vote counting, supposedly, while continuing counting ballots unseen by anyone but themselves.
Let’s have us an honest election.
Remember, as so famously said: “It is who COUNTS the votes” Even though there are many reports of video and testimony of illegal actions at many precincts, TPTB are completely ignoring/cancelling all of that.
The installed algorithims in Dau-Min-Yaun counting machines give the results they are Instructed to give.
Unless you control those machines,
you will never get an honest election.
I don’t think ‘voting’ means what it used to mean.
Kinda like what this left-wing monster said …
https://flic.kr/p/2mtFRFc
Judging by the flood of campaign succor mail I’ve been receiving, there’s a whole slew of first-timers running for the mid-terms (both houses). Mostly young, lots of vets (of both sexes), and if their boilerplate can be believed, staunch Constitutionalists. As icing on the cake, they’re all good-looking guys and smoking hot gals. There is cause for hope . . .
We’re discussing tan lines and perkiness, politics can wait. Priorities, Sir. Respect the priorities.
Cafe au lait? Sweet.
What about White Chocolate?!?
Or … is that RACIST too?!?
Well, of course… maybe
https://www.debate.org/opinions/is-white-chocolate-racist
White chocolate isn’t even chocolate.
“Cocoa butter, sugar and milk are the ingredients in white chocolate, with vanilla and lecithin as common additions. Unlike dark or bittersweet chocolate, white chocolate does not contain cacao ground beans, and thus it is technically not chocolate.”
Bad Monsters. No Chocolate or Ice Cream
https://straightlinelogic.com/2021/09/01/the-oopsilon-variant-by-robert-gore/#more-82231
I found hat quite amusing Pamela.