I’m surprised Skye would be brave enough to try that shit with either Anatoly or Naomi. Of course the line between brave and stoopid can be blurred.
March 19, 2015 at 9:03 am
rooftop voter
In Skyes case, that line is obliterated.
March 18, 2015 at 8:24 pm
interventor
Hunting liberals — not edible and too nasty to skin for a trophy. Guess you could qualify it as varmint hunting.
March 18, 2015 at 9:49 pm
John M
Any bounty on them? Otherwise, why bother…
March 18, 2015 at 10:56 pm
B Woodman
The problem is, if you don’t keep them under control, they overbreed, overpopulate, and eventually overgraze their territory. And what natural preditors (not Constitutional conservatives) they have are just as bad.
March 19, 2015 at 4:23 am
pyodice
you could just introduce abortion, apparently they take to it pretty readily.
March 19, 2015 at 6:32 am
Doug Dean
They scatter in panic at the sight of a flag that doesn’t have a crescent moon, so perhaps they could be herded to the borders.
March 19, 2015 at 6:33 am
Doug Dean
They are herd animals, after all.
March 19, 2015 at 1:05 pm
JT
Be vewy vewy quiet…
March 18, 2015 at 8:53 pm
TAFischer
Scratch the surface of a liberal, find a raging anti-Semite underneath…
March 18, 2015 at 10:57 pm
B Woodman
Let’s broaden that brush a bit, and replace “anti-Semite” with “bigot”. Works for me.
March 19, 2015 at 5:25 am
Bill G
Oh, come now! Surely you must realize that those ‘other people’ are simply not capable of doing anything without Government assistance, don’t you?
sarc/off
Ayup.
March 19, 2015 at 11:20 am
Indiana Mike
Why not just call them what they are; Jew haters.
March 18, 2015 at 9:04 pm
JTC
So now even Beck is done with the ‘pub party wings.
Question is, is there an electable alternative? Draft Bibi (aka Reagan in a yarmulke)? Yeah I know, just a dream, and if I’m gonna dream I’ll dream of Ronnie hisownself. Sigh.
March 19, 2015 at 9:05 am
rooftop voter
Yea, Rand Paul.
Don’t listen to all the garbage they use to try and smear him.
Listen to what the man says, ALL of it, not a few carefully edited second snippets.
March 18, 2015 at 9:07 pm
Pamela
So why does Skye still have hair on her head after that comment?
March 18, 2015 at 9:57 pm
John M
Maybe because Naomi is holding the baby… By the way, what IS that child’s name? …and maybe I missed it – is it a boy or a girl?
March 18, 2015 at 10:21 pm
John M
Went back over the older strips – Mar 2…”Wade delivered Naomi a son…” But I still haven’t found his name, if Chris ever gave it. I suggest “Benjamin.”
March 18, 2015 at 10:59 pm
B Woodman
Yep. My suggestion, baby Bibi.
March 19, 2015 at 10:08 am
Miller
I think they should name the kid after Zed. He saved Anatoly’s life, after all…
On a side note, Chris, if you ever wanted to do something like a throw-back Thursday, and show us glimpses of Zed’s past exploits dropping bad guys to room temperature, that would be A-okay with me 😉
The baby’s mom is Jewish, so the son is Jewish by definition. Jewish babies are never named after a person who is still alive. Hence, can’t name him after Zed.
March 19, 2015 at 3:31 pm
John M
…a member of the child’s line of ancestry that is still alive… are you saying that both Benjamin Netanyahu and Zed are Naomi’s ancestors? ‘Toly’s?
March 18, 2015 at 10:07 pm
capn
I am assuming that they are conversing on skype or some other such app.
‘Toly and Naomi live in a totally separate house down in the south end of the spread.
Otherwise I would, like you, expect to hear Naomi hand the babe to ‘toly with a “hold the dear one while clean up this excrement”.
And in deference to the idiots older wiser sister, in whose house she stands, Naomi would probably stand on a toe nose to nose and offer to help educate the ignorant one on basic manners if she will only “step outside”.
March 18, 2015 at 9:36 pm
JTC
BTW Chris, you give Jen the benefit of the pen; she ain’t that cute.
March 18, 2015 at 9:38 pm
Chris Muir
She has a great rack.
March 18, 2015 at 9:52 pm
John M
What good is a great rack if you can’t mount it on a wall? (Back to the other reference about hunting varmints)
March 18, 2015 at 11:10 pm
B Woodman
What good is a great rack if you don’t want to get close enough TO “mount” it?
(D’OH! did I say that?)
March 18, 2015 at 10:12 pm
JTC
“She has a great rack.”
I have no da ta ta on that. 😉
Draw her nekkid and we’ll see…might take our minds off the real chickenshit in that henhouse.
March 19, 2015 at 8:27 am
TGM
Great rack indeed. That burgundy sweater she was wearing the other day really displayed her ‘talents’…nearly poked my eyes out!
Any chance we can get her down to the swimming hole?
March 19, 2015 at 9:01 am
JTC
So, with a nice profile and a butt ugly face, she’d be a good one for a silhouette shoot…doing it in the dark, as it were.
March 18, 2015 at 9:40 pm
Daniel in Brookline
Pamela: I wonder that too. (I would have imagined a glance between Naomi and Toly: “Do you want to break her nose or shall I?”)
There are many chicken farms in Israel. I can just imagine Netanyahu gathering up some prime Holy Land chicken guano and mailing it in a box to the White House, C.O.D.
Or, if it’s ch!ckensh!t he wants, Netanyahu could just send a mirror.
March 18, 2015 at 11:04 pm
B Woodman
Sounds like some kind of cosmic karma mirror. Obozo returns the bust of Churchill to the Queen of England, Netanyahu sends chickenshit to Obozo.
“History doesn’t often repeat itself, but it does rhyme.” (or something like that)
March 19, 2015 at 6:46 am
Doug Dean
It would provide a nice counterpoint to Obama’s making him come in through the servant’s entrance.
Polling stations right there on the border. Transformative alright.
March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
JTC
Mr. Muir, just realized I’ve posted a few hot links recently, there is just so much chickenshit going down. Say the word if you prefer no more.
March 19, 2015 at 12:10 am
Chris Muir
1 per toon- occasionally- is ok.
March 19, 2015 at 1:50 am
Leo AutoDidact
JTC,
I read the linked article and I go for “Mandatory” Voting ONLY if it included a binding “None of the Above”
(In other words if ‘None’ wins, the election needs to be re-run and NONE of the previous candidates is eligible to run again. Clearly sending the message that we want REAL choices, not just “The usual suspects.”)
March 19, 2015 at 7:21 am
eon
Or if “None” wins, the office remains vacant until the next scheduled regular election.
People might be surprised to find out how unnecessary a lot of politicians and offices really are.
/in L. Neil Smith mode, here.
cheers
eon
March 19, 2015 at 9:58 am
MasterDiver
AMEN! Government is a disease, self-reliance is the cure!
March 19, 2015 at 7:47 am
cb
Speaking of ‘mandatory’ things to impose on DC. Need to reduce the alphabet agencies budgets by the amount of waste/fraud uncovered every year – soon they’ll be nonexistent.
March 19, 2015 at 10:08 am
John Egbert
How about eliminating every Federal department, agency, administration, etc., and every associated law/regulation/ruling, that cannot be Constitutionally justified citing Article, Section and Clause for continuance? And reduce the Federal Budget (and tax rate) by the percentage of money not needed thereby.
Didn’t realise Javalina were liberals, while being pigs. And how much slack does being Sam’s sister and a nursing mom buy Skye? Naiome _IS_ a trained Israeli sniper, and going through post-partem to boot. Send Skye’s ass to Japan, give her a taste of being “Gaigin” for a while…..
March 19, 2015 at 5:33 am
Bill G
And Our Beloved Leader has once again demonstrated his antisemitism by being unable to congratulate Bibi.
Skye & Naomi? Popcorn time.
March 19, 2015 at 7:24 am
eon
I’ve noticed that Hillary! has been noticeably quiet about all this.
Considering that her animosity toward Israel is about even with The One’s, I’m wondering what claymores she’s intending to set off after her coronation.
cheers
eon
March 19, 2015 at 7:48 am
PaulS
What more could she say at this point!
March 19, 2015 at 11:05 am
DDS
…and “What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?”
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I’m surprised Skye would be brave enough to try that shit with either Anatoly or Naomi. Of course the line between brave and stoopid can be blurred.
In Skyes case, that line is obliterated.
Hunting liberals — not edible and too nasty to skin for a trophy. Guess you could qualify it as varmint hunting.
Any bounty on them? Otherwise, why bother…
The problem is, if you don’t keep them under control, they overbreed, overpopulate, and eventually overgraze their territory. And what natural preditors (not Constitutional conservatives) they have are just as bad.
you could just introduce abortion, apparently they take to it pretty readily.
They scatter in panic at the sight of a flag that doesn’t have a crescent moon, so perhaps they could be herded to the borders.
They are herd animals, after all.
Be vewy vewy quiet…
Scratch the surface of a liberal, find a raging anti-Semite underneath…
Let’s broaden that brush a bit, and replace “anti-Semite” with “bigot”. Works for me.
Oh, come now! Surely you must realize that those ‘other people’ are simply not capable of doing anything without Government assistance, don’t you?
sarc/off
Ayup.
Why not just call them what they are; Jew haters.
So now even Beck is done with the ‘pub party wings.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/beck-%e2%80%98i%e2%80%99m-out-of-the-republican-party%e2%80%99/ar-BBimICo
Question is, is there an electable alternative? Draft Bibi (aka Reagan in a yarmulke)? Yeah I know, just a dream, and if I’m gonna dream I’ll dream of Ronnie hisownself. Sigh.
Yea, Rand Paul.
Don’t listen to all the garbage they use to try and smear him.
Listen to what the man says, ALL of it, not a few carefully edited second snippets.
So why does Skye still have hair on her head after that comment?
Maybe because Naomi is holding the baby… By the way, what IS that child’s name? …and maybe I missed it – is it a boy or a girl?
Went back over the older strips – Mar 2…”Wade delivered Naomi a son…” But I still haven’t found his name, if Chris ever gave it. I suggest “Benjamin.”
Yep. My suggestion, baby Bibi.
I think they should name the kid after Zed. He saved Anatoly’s life, after all…
On a side note, Chris, if you ever wanted to do something like a throw-back Thursday, and show us glimpses of Zed’s past exploits dropping bad guys to room temperature, that would be A-okay with me 😉
The baby’s mom is Jewish, so the son is Jewish by definition. Jewish babies are never named after a person who is still alive. Hence, can’t name him after Zed.
…a member of the child’s line of ancestry that is still alive… are you saying that both Benjamin Netanyahu and Zed are Naomi’s ancestors? ‘Toly’s?
I am assuming that they are conversing on skype or some other such app.
‘Toly and Naomi live in a totally separate house down in the south end of the spread.
Otherwise I would, like you, expect to hear Naomi hand the babe to ‘toly with a “hold the dear one while clean up this excrement”.
And in deference to the idiots older wiser sister, in whose house she stands, Naomi would probably stand on a toe nose to nose and offer to help educate the ignorant one on basic manners if she will only “step outside”.
BTW Chris, you give Jen the benefit of the pen; she ain’t that cute.
She has a great rack.
What good is a great rack if you can’t mount it on a wall? (Back to the other reference about hunting varmints)
What good is a great rack if you don’t want to get close enough TO “mount” it?
(D’OH! did I say that?)
“She has a great rack.”
I have no da ta ta on that. 😉
Draw her nekkid and we’ll see…might take our minds off the real chickenshit in that henhouse.
Great rack indeed. That burgundy sweater she was wearing the other day really displayed her ‘talents’…nearly poked my eyes out!
Any chance we can get her down to the swimming hole?
So, with a nice profile and a butt ugly face, she’d be a good one for a silhouette shoot…doing it in the dark, as it were.
Pamela: I wonder that too. (I would have imagined a glance between Naomi and Toly: “Do you want to break her nose or shall I?”)
There are many chicken farms in Israel. I can just imagine Netanyahu gathering up some prime Holy Land chicken guano and mailing it in a box to the White House, C.O.D.
Or, if it’s ch!ckensh!t he wants, Netanyahu could just send a mirror.
Sounds like some kind of cosmic karma mirror. Obozo returns the bust of Churchill to the Queen of England, Netanyahu sends chickenshit to Obozo.
“History doesn’t often repeat itself, but it does rhyme.” (or something like that)
It would provide a nice counterpoint to Obama’s making him come in through the servant’s entrance.
Speaking of chickenshit,
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mandatory-voting-obama-says-it-would-be-transformative/ar-BBipf2F
Polling stations right there on the border. Transformative alright.
Mr. Muir, just realized I’ve posted a few hot links recently, there is just so much chickenshit going down. Say the word if you prefer no more.
1 per toon- occasionally- is ok.
JTC,
I read the linked article and I go for “Mandatory” Voting ONLY if it included a binding “None of the Above”
(In other words if ‘None’ wins, the election needs to be re-run and NONE of the previous candidates is eligible to run again. Clearly sending the message that we want REAL choices, not just “The usual suspects.”)
Or if “None” wins, the office remains vacant until the next scheduled regular election.
People might be surprised to find out how unnecessary a lot of politicians and offices really are.
/in L. Neil Smith mode, here.
cheers
eon
AMEN! Government is a disease, self-reliance is the cure!
Speaking of ‘mandatory’ things to impose on DC. Need to reduce the alphabet agencies budgets by the amount of waste/fraud uncovered every year – soon they’ll be nonexistent.
How about eliminating every Federal department, agency, administration, etc., and every associated law/regulation/ruling, that cannot be Constitutionally justified citing Article, Section and Clause for continuance? And reduce the Federal Budget (and tax rate) by the percentage of money not needed thereby.
Didn’t realise Javalina were liberals, while being pigs. And how much slack does being Sam’s sister and a nursing mom buy Skye? Naiome _IS_ a trained Israeli sniper, and going through post-partem to boot. Send Skye’s ass to Japan, give her a taste of being “Gaigin” for a while…..
And Our Beloved Leader has once again demonstrated his antisemitism by being unable to congratulate Bibi.
Skye & Naomi? Popcorn time.
I’ve noticed that Hillary! has been noticeably quiet about all this.
Considering that her animosity toward Israel is about even with The One’s, I’m wondering what claymores she’s intending to set off after her coronation.
cheers
eon
What more could she say at this point!
…and “What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?”
What happened to the ‘toon dated March 19?
Sometimes I early post the toon, to do that I have to delay the date but not the posting.I usually even it up later that day.