Dunno either. The old Jet Propulsion Labs?
Used to listen to Rocketdyne livin’ in the San Fernando Valley. Shook the Earth more than Hemingway’s heroines.
October 25, 2024 at 7:48 am
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Howard Phillips Lovecraft, more or less the creator of the Cthulhu Mythos.
NEVER let them both in the kitchen at the same time…that turkey will blow on the launch pad threatening the integrity of the space-time continuum and the fabric of reality itself almost as much as a fourth ‘bama term.
Texas Chilis? Or pepper the T1000 uses to add a bit of radioactive fuel to food consumed.
Be fun to see one of the Androids participate in a Texas Chili tasting. Go in as a meek mouse of a gal or guy.
Later, tummy rumbling pays a visit to a local Act Blue or NGO trafficking humans and children.
Next frame we see Hazmat telling the owners, Sorry, this is now a hazardous site. Closed. From distance we see folks being deconned and a melted porcelain toilet.
Sometime later, the android makes the joke he’s happy he doesn’t have sensors at the other end.
Kamabla – the ultimate Turkey Candidate (with apologies to the turkey, a noble bird)
Still perplexing all the worrying about “who’s gonna win?”. The victory was massive in 2020 and the MAGA base is even bigger now. Winning isn’t the real question, which is: will the criminal DeepState finally be demolished and punished? All signs point to a “yes”!
Turkey is a good metaphor, the wild turkey is smart, agile, and a thing of beauty. The farmed turkey had all that bred out of him. Good simile to people today. Stay wild.
Those are not the signs that I am reading. I just hope it turns out well for America. If not, many bad things will be going down more than they are going down now.
Happy Halloween everyone out there in the either.
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Godzilla has nothing on this bird…. He might consider it a snack treat.
And the sauce – so tangy!
How many Science Fiction stories have involved the unleashing of the Ultimate Solvent? NONE of them ended well!
Zar Belk!
Momma Sam’s birds fly hard enough to scare the snot outta the Space Station, while Mari’s gain mass like a white dwarf star! Wot the ‘Ell?
Yikes!
Somewhere in the Great Beyond, the Old Ones shiver in terror.
And HPL finally smiles… just a little.
cheers
eon
HPL?
Dunno either. The old Jet Propulsion Labs?
Used to listen to Rocketdyne livin’ in the San Fernando Valley. Shook the Earth more than Hemingway’s heroines.
Howard Phillips Lovecraft, more or less the creator of the Cthulhu Mythos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos
The Old Ones are invulnerable to just about anything, but somehow I doubt that includes a turkey prepared by Sam or, now, Mari.
cheers
eon
HPL HP Lovecraft: Author of horror fiction.
Lovecraft
“Hey Cockroach, this is the Space Force, what are ya doing now?”
NEVER let them both in the kitchen at the same time…that turkey will blow on the launch pad threatening the integrity of the space-time continuum and the fabric of reality itself almost as much as a fourth ‘bama term.
In an alternate universe. that combo caused the “big bang” and is the reason we’re here today. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
A tad off-topic, but something folks here will be glad to see: The whole progressive school board is told to get outa town or get arrested for child porn.
https://youtube.com/shorts/kjXFxUxi8x8?si=yBI3avDipY-sJ7tU
Texas Chilis? Or pepper the T1000 uses to add a bit of radioactive fuel to food consumed.
Be fun to see one of the Androids participate in a Texas Chili tasting. Go in as a meek mouse of a gal or guy.
Later, tummy rumbling pays a visit to a local Act Blue or NGO trafficking humans and children.
Next frame we see Hazmat telling the owners, Sorry, this is now a hazardous site. Closed. From distance we see folks being deconned and a melted porcelain toilet.
Sometime later, the android makes the joke he’s happy he doesn’t have sensors at the other end.
Kamabla – the ultimate Turkey Candidate (with apologies to the turkey, a noble bird)
Still perplexing all the worrying about “who’s gonna win?”. The victory was massive in 2020 and the MAGA base is even bigger now. Winning isn’t the real question, which is: will the criminal DeepState finally be demolished and punished? All signs point to a “yes”!
Turkey is a good metaphor, the wild turkey is smart, agile, and a thing of beauty. The farmed turkey had all that bred out of him. Good simile to people today. Stay wild.
Those are not the signs that I am reading. I just hope it turns out well for America. If not, many bad things will be going down more than they are going down now.
Happy Halloween everyone out there in the either.
“ALL I DID WAS ADD PEPPER.”
YEA MARI!
That weren’t pepper sweet girl…
Talk about your secret herbs and spices, tell her Sam!
To: Mari via X… from Elon: You perfected it before me. Name your price for that recipe.
Let’s set up a Turkey Food Truck in Mordor on the Potomac
is the ” two inches or two feet? I forget. Because the drill bits for oil wells are more than two inches, and they’ve gone pretty deep…
Ahwell, So none of them are that good in the kitchen(At least where Turkey as a food source are concerned) They enjoy reproducing… 😉
Seconds, Minutes, Hours, Feet, Inches, what difference does it make?!?
Hmmm… new recipe for geothermal energy production?