I wonder if the dummy makers made the “Touch It” anatomically correct. I hear tell that Slick Willy has a kink in his junque. At least, that’s what I hear tell.
July 23, 2017 at 12:16 am
formwiz
Some say it’s why he has to prove himself with every woman he meets.
Apparently, he was a little short-changed by life.
I’m grateful to him for one thing…we no longer have to put up with DMC commentators, in every Presidential election cycle, chanting about how the conservative candidates “Don’t show Presidential Timber”. That phrase drove me up a wall whenever I heard it, and it disappeared after Slick’s first four years.
July 23, 2017 at 7:26 am
DASTARDLY DAN
I am sitting in a hotel room alone. I laughed so loud that I probably woke people up 3 rooms away.
I’m just glad I had not sipped the coffee yet.
Chris, that was GREAT!
July 23, 2017 at 7:33 am
Randy
Liquid Soap dispenser? Sorry, I just had to go there 😉
Damn, Randy-it’s really eerie how Dbd readers are reading my mind…now I gotta modify tomorrow’s toon…
July 23, 2017 at 12:20 pm
Pamela
Will the modification include heavy breathing
July 23, 2017 at 8:26 am
Too Tall
No doubt the William J. Clinton Audioanimatronic Exhibit includes a “Babe-o-Meter,” microphone, speaker, and camera remoted to Chappaqua, NY where the electrical panel suffered a catastrophic five-alarm meltdown when Sam and Skye entered the room.
July 23, 2017 at 9:43 am
Halley
Given what he was married to – frigid resentful power-mad lezzie (in a bad way) pantsuited cankly deceitful fugly feminizi harpy – you’ve got to, at some minimal level, at least have a smidgen of sympathy for William’s wandering johnson… no?
July 23, 2017 at 11:54 pm
Th30 More
They made each other what they are.
July 23, 2017 at 10:57 am
Bill
Apparently they have quite a selection of cuban cigars in the gift shop.
Apparently, you have well educated your followers.
July 23, 2017 at 7:58 pm
NotYetInACamp
And vice versa.
Generally we are in a very loose knit community that agree on much and learn, and mostly enjoy the artists presentation of his work and ideas. We are critical. No following on my part. 🙂
That needs to come with a “Will cause nightmares and heads to explode” warning label.
July 23, 2017 at 12:27 pm
Rocky
Will the girls tour the “massage parlour”??? I heard that it is a “hands on” show.
July 23, 2017 at 7:49 pm
Pamela
Only there are ZERO Happy Endings
July 23, 2017 at 9:33 pm
NotYetInACamp
Many premature endings surround those that dealt with the Clinton machine.
July 23, 2017 at 10:11 pm
Pamela
Six feet under is their ending, and that’s when there is a body to be found that is still recognizable. When will Justice be served?
July 23, 2017 at 12:58 pm
WayneM
In order to be historically correct, if not anatomically, they could install a humidor behind the open zipper…
Skye wears the yellow dress well. Not that there was ever any doubt she was as genetically gifted as sister Sam… To misquote the Scarecrow “If only she had a brain!”
July 23, 2017 at 7:51 pm
NotYetInACamp
As disgusting as all of this was, it was a learning experience in the dismantling of the Old Media, I refer to Chapter 4 of Andrew Brietbart’s wonderful book “RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION” Excuse me while I save the world.
“Hey, Old Media: It’s Not Your Business Model That Sucks, It’s You That Suck”
Included is his experience after drudge broke the Monica Lewinsky story while the mainstream press were all gathered in Cuba where the Pope was visiting.
“As much as Lewinsky was a story, the story behind the story was the media’s determination to scuttle it as fast as possible.”
The MSM still attempts these same methods. These are the methods and acts that have President Trump calling them all Fake News and fake media.
Brietbart nailed what the battle is.
The press tried everything to deflect and detract. They called on all forces. Pulitzer Prize winners would file stories on why Clinton had to lie. They emphasized that this a an sex attack story on Clinton. An eminent English newsman explained how America had prudish reactions to the European attitude towards sex.
If they could have brought the Russians into it they would have.
The evil is spread throughout the mainstream media and the elite. Bill is an exhibit of what is so wrong in that entire section of those who would rule us and treat us as prey.
Full hazmat is needed for any penetration of that perimeter.
Bill Clinton. What an XXXhibit. (Good fix JTC)
July 23, 2017 at 11:44 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
Touch it?!?!
Only with a flame thrower at 25 paces!
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ROFLOL! Thank you for the guffaw!
I wonder if the dummy makers made the “Touch It” anatomically correct. I hear tell that Slick Willy has a kink in his junque. At least, that’s what I hear tell.
Some say it’s why he has to prove himself with every woman he meets.
Apparently, he was a little short-changed by life.
The body is apparently as twisted as the mind.
Zar Belk!
Exhibition
Xhibition
FIFY. 🙂
“If they Billed it, he will come.”
Now go scald your hands Skye, and I’ll go scald my brain.
That was just as Down Home Back Hills Trailer Trash Creepy as I imagined it could be.
*Ahem*
“Brain Bleach…. Stat!!!”
Jack,
That is unfair and an insult to Down Home Back Hills Trailer Trash everywhere.
They are salt of the earth and solid patriotic citizens compared to Slick “little” Willy. Even when you include the optional Meth labs.
*Ahem*
“I was profiling…. And profiling’s wrong!”
*Ron White*
Think I already said something about burning this shithole to the ground??
Ideally with as many minions and sychophants inside as possible
Nuke it from orbit! It’s the only way to be sure!
Zar Belk!
“Touch it!” is all right, but “Kiss it!” would have been more historically correct.
I’d rather play with Rattlers than “Touch IT”.
At least there is anti-venom available.
Hmmm, why is this so easy to believe?
IKR?
I’m grateful to him for one thing…we no longer have to put up with DMC commentators, in every Presidential election cycle, chanting about how the conservative candidates “Don’t show Presidential Timber”. That phrase drove me up a wall whenever I heard it, and it disappeared after Slick’s first four years.
I am sitting in a hotel room alone. I laughed so loud that I probably woke people up 3 rooms away.
I’m just glad I had not sipped the coffee yet.
Chris, that was GREAT!
Liquid Soap dispenser? Sorry, I just had to go there 😉
Damn, Randy-it’s really eerie how Dbd readers are reading my mind…now I gotta modify tomorrow’s toon…
Will the modification include heavy breathing
No doubt the William J. Clinton Audioanimatronic Exhibit includes a “Babe-o-Meter,” microphone, speaker, and camera remoted to Chappaqua, NY where the electrical panel suffered a catastrophic five-alarm meltdown when Sam and Skye entered the room.
Given what he was married to – frigid resentful power-mad lezzie (in a bad way) pantsuited cankly deceitful fugly feminizi harpy – you’ve got to, at some minimal level, at least have a smidgen of sympathy for William’s wandering johnson… no?
They made each other what they are.
Apparently they have quite a selection of cuban cigars in the gift shop.
Think there are any little blue dresses for sale
Argh,second to read my mind….
Apparently, you have well educated your followers.
And vice versa.
Generally we are in a very loose knit community that agree on much and learn, and mostly enjoy the artists presentation of his work and ideas. We are critical. No following on my part. 🙂
This also fits. Do not lone wolf it. Few can.
We all need a community. Very good article.
https://brushbeater.wordpress.com/2017/07/18/the-shura/
It’s never been that the were wrong that “it takes a village…”
Just a matter of to do what, why, when, and how.
And some BeastieBobbleheads just like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydx8C5eMH4I
That needs to come with a “Will cause nightmares and heads to explode” warning label.
Will the girls tour the “massage parlour”??? I heard that it is a “hands on” show.
Only there are ZERO Happy Endings
Many premature endings surround those that dealt with the Clinton machine.
Six feet under is their ending, and that’s when there is a body to be found that is still recognizable. When will Justice be served?
In order to be historically correct, if not anatomically, they could install a humidor behind the open zipper…
Skye wears the yellow dress well. Not that there was ever any doubt she was as genetically gifted as sister Sam… To misquote the Scarecrow “If only she had a brain!”
As disgusting as all of this was, it was a learning experience in the dismantling of the Old Media, I refer to Chapter 4 of Andrew Brietbart’s wonderful book “RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION” Excuse me while I save the world.
“Hey, Old Media: It’s Not Your Business Model That Sucks, It’s You That Suck”
Included is his experience after drudge broke the Monica Lewinsky story while the mainstream press were all gathered in Cuba where the Pope was visiting.
“As much as Lewinsky was a story, the story behind the story was the media’s determination to scuttle it as fast as possible.”
The MSM still attempts these same methods. These are the methods and acts that have President Trump calling them all Fake News and fake media.
Brietbart nailed what the battle is.
The press tried everything to deflect and detract. They called on all forces. Pulitzer Prize winners would file stories on why Clinton had to lie. They emphasized that this a an sex attack story on Clinton. An eminent English newsman explained how America had prudish reactions to the European attitude towards sex.
If they could have brought the Russians into it they would have.
The evil is spread throughout the mainstream media and the elite. Bill is an exhibit of what is so wrong in that entire section of those who would rule us and treat us as prey.
Full hazmat is needed for any penetration of that perimeter.
Bill Clinton. What an XXXhibit. (Good fix JTC)
Touch it?!?!
Only with a flame thrower at 25 paces!