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“As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved therefore to make the creature of a gigantic stature.”
“Of course! That would simplify everything!”
“In other words, his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs, would all have to be increased in size.”
“Exactly. ”
“He would have an enormous schwanstucker.”
“That goes without saying.”
“Woof! ”
“He’s gonna be very popular.”
“So then, what we’re aiming for is a being approximately seven feet in height with all features either congenitally or artifically proportionate in size.”
“Something like this?”
Wuhan, September 2019
“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to permanently cripple the Trump economy and replace MAGA with hysteric fear, creating enough chaos to set the stage for the greatest election steal of all time. On your team will be the DNC, Big Tech, world media, TDS-infected “conservatives” and of course us, your creators, the CCP. This message will now self-destruct. Good luck!”
TRUTH… Will there be consequences? “You ever see one chromed?” “I’ve never SEEN one!!” Does that tell us which twin is using her hormones? Or just has the greater curiosity?
I really miss Rush Limbaugh … but to celebrate today here is a link to his father’s great and timeless speech “The Americans Who Risked Everything: Our Lives, Our Fortunes, Our Sacred Honor” …
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And now for something completely different.
To steal a quote from their Aunt Skye: “Is that thing to scale?”
To mangle a quote from Aunt Naomi: “Is his Rod and Staff about to comfort Jo?”
Now that’s funny.
Great job Chris.
Ah, sisters. Letting out some little secrets…
…I got lucky with the younger one fortunately, with the MRS a wonderful stroke.
Regarding viewer concerns over the twins joining the festivities at the swimmin’ hole: Well played, Chris. Well played, indeed!
Very good move!
ROFLMAO!!!
I agree!! Well done!!
A chromed hood ornament.
Does it need french polishing?
** something about ‘chrome off a bumper’_ ? _
To mangle a quote from “Jaws:” “Gonna need a bigger bag of M&Ms.”
“As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved therefore to make the creature of a gigantic stature.”
“Of course! That would simplify everything!”
“In other words, his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs, would all have to be increased in size.”
“Exactly. ”
“He would have an enormous schwanstucker.”
“That goes without saying.”
“Woof! ”
“He’s gonna be very popular.”
“So then, what we’re aiming for is a being approximately seven feet in height with all features either congenitally or artifically proportionate in size.”
“Something like this?”
(Enter MO, stage left…….)
Young Frankenstein?
Young Frankstein! Well done…
Is MO going to look like early bodybuilder Ahnald? (complete with heavy Austrian accent?)
I was half expecting Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body topped with Moe Howard’s head.
Okay, as a Three Stooges fan, that made me laugh out loud. But now I’m thinking more of a Big Lebowski and “The Dude Abides” kind of vibe.
Makes me wonder how big a crowbar Sam is gonna swing upside MO’s haid, for shocking the wonder twins…
Is it up or down? – that is the question
Mo educational, no?
about to see demonstration of “male” and female” connectors ?? and ! is it GFI ??
Wuhan, September 2019
“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to permanently cripple the Trump economy and replace MAGA with hysteric fear, creating enough chaos to set the stage for the greatest election steal of all time. On your team will be the DNC, Big Tech, world media, TDS-infected “conservatives” and of course us, your creators, the CCP. This message will now self-destruct. Good luck!”
Covid19: “On my way…”
Calling MO-JO, calling MO-JO…
Male/Female connectors?
All this advanced technology, likely wireless. 😉
At that close of range, I’d say Bluetooth-
Please tell me some script kiddie won’t try to hack MoJo while connected…
At that close of range, I’d say that “enormous schwanstucker” is all they need to make that connection. Then what? We shall see.
Oh, that’s a shame.
Happy 4th, everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWJ3cnMmHU
And remember why it’s called Independence Day that happens on the fourth of July.
Well played Sir !! Well played a masterful strip today !!!
Whoops! So much for my theory that the baby was Mo. Wrong again, lol.
Hey! Watch where you Blorp!
TRUTH… Will there be consequences? “You ever see one chromed?” “I’ve never SEEN one!!” Does that tell us which twin is using her hormones? Or just has the greater curiosity?
I really miss Rush Limbaugh … but to celebrate today here is a link to his father’s great and timeless speech “The Americans Who Risked Everything: Our Lives, Our Fortunes, Our Sacred Honor” …
Have a Blessed 4th of July.
https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2018/11/21/my-fathers-speech-the-americans-who-risked-everything/
https://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2009/07/happy-b-day-usa.html
So now the only question is: are those white swimsuits or tan lines on the twins? Tune in next summer for the answer…
Well done, Chris!
:big dumb grin: Well done, sir. Safe & happy Fourth to all!