My guess … If they stand still after the sheet-for-brains are gone that Tabasco will sniff them – decide they are no threat and go back to his lady friend.
They have four legs and no appreciable horns so they show no recognized threat images to a bull in his own pasture. Whuff … (no response from the robo-dogs) Tabasco walks over and takes a good sniff of one of the robo-dogs … “Hmmph .. strangest looking heifers I ever saw … Now. Where. Was. I? ….” He happily canters back to the heifer of the hour.
March 30, 2016 at 8:39 pm
larry
Don’t forget what Sam attached to the back end of Alpha….hee hee!
March 30, 2016 at 11:42 pm
eon
Keep in mind, they’re doggy-sized, and Tabasco is no doubt used to stock dogs.
More like “Hmm, sniff, sniff… funny-looking dogs, they smell like the Boss’ car. OK, not my problem”.
Overall, Longhorn bulls are very sensible creatures.
Just don’t piss them off.
cheers
eon
March 30, 2016 at 8:04 pm
Grunt GI
Who let the dogs out!!! Who who who who.
Ok. Sorry couldn’t resist.
March 30, 2016 at 8:37 pm
B Woodman
Looks like the old zoetropes (spelling?) or black and white flickering kine-scopes. Except Tabasco and the “flying protesters” have sound. hehehehehe
Record that (video and audio) and sell it online, and the DD will never want for money again. Ever.
March 30, 2016 at 10:40 pm
B Woodman
“Tabasco’s Greatest Hits”
And the hits just keep on comin’.
March 31, 2016 at 8:59 am
Gina
Hmmm…some poster size images of Tabasco and the flying protestors might also be a good idea for the next DBD drive…
March 30, 2016 at 8:53 pm
John M.
Sounds like Sam might have gotten hold of some of Jim Stafford’s “Wildwood Weed” the way she’s enjoying the show. 😉 …or does she just enjoy watching a good ol’ butt-whoopin’ now and then…
Hmmm… I was expecting there would be people left around from whom we could hear mewling self-justifications and whining. Perhaps not.
March 30, 2016 at 11:49 pm
eon
I think even the average SJW is (barely) sentient enough to understand that their elaborate pseudo-moral/ethical/philosophical constructs will not impress a couple of tons of muscle when they’re violating his space.
The whole point of SJW doctrine is based on the “enemy” always obeying the rules. It falls down badly when up against something that isn’t even aware that “rules” other than his own exist.
And his first rule is, “If you don’t feed me, shelter me, or give me cows, don’t get in my face.”
cheers
eon
March 31, 2016 at 8:17 am
PaulS
Weird, sounds like the same rule the dependent class has, and they act similarly too. But they don’t have a pasture that really belongs to them. Hmmmm.
March 30, 2016 at 9:39 pm
Kafiroon
Sigh. Only in cartoons and dreams.
Some day maybe they will get theirs…
March 30, 2016 at 9:47 pm
interventor
Imagine survivors complaining to the sheriff. He takes their stories as admissions of guilt, or hallucinations.
Think of all the money that could be saved if Tabasco went on tour with DT as security detail and dehorn…all these blue suits with badges could sit back and enjoy the show just like our girl Sam!
I ate Easter dinner with a lovely lady who knew and worked with Bennie Hill. Very sad, unhappy man.
March 31, 2016 at 7:33 am
B Woodman
I expect that after the stampede, the DD crew will be cleaning up and disposing of a LOT of shoes, sandals, and flip-flops. Yes, dispose. What would YOU do with the leftovers from a crap-ton of SJWs? I wouldn’t even give them to Goodwill or St Vincent. Would the local landfill consider them toxic waste?
March 31, 2016 at 7:35 am
B Woodman
(last panel) SAM!!
Yes, Sam, watch the road. You’re driving an irreplaceable piece of machinery. Not to mention your own irreplaceable self.
March 31, 2016 at 2:56 pm
Unca Walt
I think she is stopped.
March 31, 2016 at 7:36 am
AlexJ
But… what about the Bull? Is Tobasco enjoying himself? Will he be sore afterwards?
Fun and games until these libtards all file law suits. It seems the law everywhere is libsided now and even trespassers are protected against their own stupidity while on somone else’s property. This morning the news is Trump is single handedly trying to “abort” his campaign by engaging stupid questions asked by hostile media. I thought he knew better. Now the media is “whock-ding-ding”ing Trump all over the place and portraying Hillary as calm and presidential while Bernie Free Shit waves his hands around hysterically. Trump is in as big a wild mess as these libards in the pasture. I see no good coming of this
The man speaks off the cuff even when interrogated and overtalked by a whiny little zero/beast butt licking tool like that little POS, then on reflection changes his mind or redirects what he said if needed. Nothing new about progs, gopes, celebs, academes, and their media lackeys pouncing and pounding on whatever DT might say, so far it’s done him nothing but good, we’ll see about this one.
I think that is because it is so obvious to everyone but themselves that all those half-assed groups will seize any and all gotcha moments to proclaim this the big one that finally takes Trump down, and while they keep crying wolf, the wolf is gobbling their sheep up. The pissed off, disenfranchised, American voters that support Trump as much because of what he is undoing to the traditional powers as what he is doing for himself, won’t go away because of this or most anything else, because so many people are PISSED, and I’m one of ’em.
Let that cabal mentioned above end up stealing the nom at the convention and I think they will realize just what a sleeping monster they have awakened.
March 31, 2016 at 11:40 am
H_B
Every time someone tries follow the old methods to “destroy” Trump, his national poll numbers go up. That’s because, despite being a billiionaire, Trump speaks like a local-boy-who-made-good. Every time they attack him, call him “racist” or “fascist” or “bigot”, middle-class voters see themselves under the same types of dehumanizing assault in their own lives. When Trump doesn’t fold under these slaps, they see someone who can fight for them; a leader.
March 31, 2016 at 12:23 pm
interventor
Watched a number of demonstrators explained why they disliked Trump – incoherent, clueless gits. The lot of them.
March 31, 2016 at 9:40 am
Big Jim
Lawsuits won’t prevail. Bulls are known to be an unpredictable danger, but they’re no danger to anyone who is not INSIDE THE FENCED AREA. Obviously these TRESSPASSERS are/were(won’t be, soon, heheheh). And this IS Texas.
March 31, 2016 at 2:46 pm
Old Codger
Don’t bet on it. Depending on where the cases are heard and the presiding judge, it could get really ugly. Was on a civil jury once where the judge’s instructions (which none of us realized at the time we could blow off entirely) were written such that we pretty much HAD to find for the plaintiffs. I pissed us off so much we gave them basically squat.
March 31, 2016 at 10:11 am
Slick
this country needs more cowbell.
March 31, 2016 at 12:23 pm
interventor
We got enough bull.
March 31, 2016 at 1:50 pm
A Proud Infidel®™
GO, TABASCO!!!!
March 31, 2016 at 4:14 pm
Don in AK
Wade should consider loading Tabasco into a trailer and taking him on a tour of the country. Stops in places like Baltimore, Philadelphia and Chicago come to mind.
Like I said upthread Don, Tabasco on tour with DT as security de-tail with dehorn would clear some trash and save some cash…but this week he’d be needed in Minneapolis.
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The robo-dogs got in on the act too!!
How do they and Tabasco get along?
Looks like we may find out right quick.
My guess … If they stand still after the sheet-for-brains are gone that Tabasco will sniff them – decide they are no threat and go back to his lady friend.
They have four legs and no appreciable horns so they show no recognized threat images to a bull in his own pasture.
Whuff … (no response from the robo-dogs) Tabasco walks over and takes a good sniff of one of the robo-dogs …
“Hmmph .. strangest looking heifers I ever saw … Now. Where. Was. I? ….” He happily canters back to the heifer of the hour.
Don’t forget what Sam attached to the back end of Alpha….hee hee!
Keep in mind, they’re doggy-sized, and Tabasco is no doubt used to stock dogs.
More like “Hmm, sniff, sniff… funny-looking dogs, they smell like the Boss’ car. OK, not my problem”.
Overall, Longhorn bulls are very sensible creatures.
Just don’t piss them off.
cheers
eon
Who let the dogs out!!! Who who who who.
Ok. Sorry couldn’t resist.
Looks like the old zoetropes (spelling?) or black and white flickering kine-scopes. Except Tabasco and the “flying protesters” have sound. hehehehehe
Record that (video and audio) and sell it online, and the DD will never want for money again. Ever.
“Tabasco’s Greatest Hits”
And the hits just keep on comin’.
Hmmm…some poster size images of Tabasco and the flying protestors might also be a good idea for the next DBD drive…
Sounds like Sam might have gotten hold of some of Jim Stafford’s “Wildwood Weed” the way she’s enjoying the show. 😉 …or does she just enjoy watching a good ol’ butt-whoopin’ now and then…
I’m going for option B here.
Hmmm… I was expecting there would be people left around from whom we could hear mewling self-justifications and whining. Perhaps not.
I think even the average SJW is (barely) sentient enough to understand that their elaborate pseudo-moral/ethical/philosophical constructs will not impress a couple of tons of muscle when they’re violating his space.
The whole point of SJW doctrine is based on the “enemy” always obeying the rules. It falls down badly when up against something that isn’t even aware that “rules” other than his own exist.
And his first rule is, “If you don’t feed me, shelter me, or give me cows, don’t get in my face.”
cheers
eon
Weird, sounds like the same rule the dependent class has, and they act similarly too. But they don’t have a pasture that really belongs to them. Hmmmm.
Sigh. Only in cartoons and dreams.
Some day maybe they will get theirs…
Imagine survivors complaining to the sheriff. He takes their stories as admissions of guilt, or hallucinations.
*Ding-ding WHOCK…ding-ding WHOCK…ding-ding WHOCK…ding-ding WHOCK*
“He will, he will WHOCK you”…*ding-ding WHOCK!* 😛
No WAY I could pass that up.
Well taken opportunity. 🙂
Freddie Mercury would be SO proud of you.
Love it!
Think of all the money that could be saved if Tabasco went on tour with DT as security detail and dehorn…all these blue suits with badges could sit back and enjoy the show just like our girl Sam!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/the-latest-hundreds-of-protesters-converge-in-minneapolis/ar-BBr8DZ9?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
Not a problem. They are all covered by Obamacare.
And they’re going to need it.
But, like many of my patients, they won’t be able to use it because they don’t have the $5-7.5K deductible.
Looking at Sam reminds me of the old song, “You give me fever!”
Brilliant! Now, do we get color shots of the aftermath?
The sort of deep bruises they will get can turn all sorts of vivid colors! Add all the crimson to that…..
Those protesters will not be bothered by the conundrum “Where’s the Beef?”
It came and found them.
Nice Goggies. Nice Bossie. Bad Sort of Humans.
And, of course, “Yakety Sax” playing in the background…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
Bennie Hill would love it.
I ate Easter dinner with a lovely lady who knew and worked with Bennie Hill. Very sad, unhappy man.
I expect that after the stampede, the DD crew will be cleaning up and disposing of a LOT of shoes, sandals, and flip-flops. Yes, dispose. What would YOU do with the leftovers from a crap-ton of SJWs? I wouldn’t even give them to Goodwill or St Vincent. Would the local landfill consider them toxic waste?
(last panel) SAM!!
Yes, Sam, watch the road. You’re driving an irreplaceable piece of machinery. Not to mention your own irreplaceable self.
I think she is stopped.
But… what about the Bull? Is Tobasco enjoying himself? Will he be sore afterwards?
Fun and games until these libtards all file law suits. It seems the law everywhere is libsided now and even trespassers are protected against their own stupidity while on somone else’s property. This morning the news is Trump is single handedly trying to “abort” his campaign by engaging stupid questions asked by hostile media. I thought he knew better. Now the media is “whock-ding-ding”ing Trump all over the place and portraying Hillary as calm and presidential while Bernie Free Shit waves his hands around hysterically. Trump is in as big a wild mess as these libards in the pasture. I see no good coming of this
The man speaks off the cuff even when interrogated and overtalked by a whiny little zero/beast butt licking tool like that little POS, then on reflection changes his mind or redirects what he said if needed. Nothing new about progs, gopes, celebs, academes, and their media lackeys pouncing and pounding on whatever DT might say, so far it’s done him nothing but good, we’ll see about this one.
I think that is because it is so obvious to everyone but themselves that all those half-assed groups will seize any and all gotcha moments to proclaim this the big one that finally takes Trump down, and while they keep crying wolf, the wolf is gobbling their sheep up. The pissed off, disenfranchised, American voters that support Trump as much because of what he is undoing to the traditional powers as what he is doing for himself, won’t go away because of this or most anything else, because so many people are PISSED, and I’m one of ’em.
Let that cabal mentioned above end up stealing the nom at the convention and I think they will realize just what a sleeping monster they have awakened.
Every time someone tries follow the old methods to “destroy” Trump, his national poll numbers go up. That’s because, despite being a billiionaire, Trump speaks like a local-boy-who-made-good. Every time they attack him, call him “racist” or “fascist” or “bigot”, middle-class voters see themselves under the same types of dehumanizing assault in their own lives. When Trump doesn’t fold under these slaps, they see someone who can fight for them; a leader.
Watched a number of demonstrators explained why they disliked Trump – incoherent, clueless gits. The lot of them.
Lawsuits won’t prevail. Bulls are known to be an unpredictable danger, but they’re no danger to anyone who is not INSIDE THE FENCED AREA. Obviously these TRESSPASSERS are/were(won’t be, soon, heheheh). And this IS Texas.
Don’t bet on it. Depending on where the cases are heard and the presiding judge, it could get really ugly. Was on a civil jury once where the judge’s instructions (which none of us realized at the time we could blow off entirely) were written such that we pretty much HAD to find for the plaintiffs. I pissed us off so much we gave them basically squat.
this country needs more cowbell.
We got enough bull.
GO, TABASCO!!!!
Wade should consider loading Tabasco into a trailer and taking him on a tour of the country. Stops in places like Baltimore, Philadelphia and Chicago come to mind.
Like I said upthread Don, Tabasco on tour with DT as security de-tail with dehorn would clear some trash and save some cash…but this week he’d be needed in Minneapolis.