On a more serious note, Jenner better savor these fifteen minutes of fame – becuase “Caitlyn” is indeed doomed to become a punchline.
June 3, 2015 at 12:12 am
Iconoclast
Too funny, Bruce!
June 3, 2015 at 12:54 am
B Woodman
Sorry, Sam. Zed ain’t got the face nor the figure for it. And all that facial hair. . . (had to be specific).
June 3, 2015 at 1:24 am
Ming the Merciless
With Barry Hussein in the White House, he, Jenner and their like are running the world. Is it any wonder that the million man, trillion dollar Iraqi army is running away from 800 neckbeaded baboons?
June 3, 2015 at 1:27 am
Ming the Merciless
The first katamite president is turning civilisation into Sodom and Gomorrha…
June 3, 2015 at 1:33 am
S'aaruuk
And the punishment/retribution will be the same, and just as well earned.
June 3, 2015 at 1:52 am
Ming the Merciless
With Pooty Poot giving nukes to the mollahs of Iran and the Saudi buying all those of Pakistan, the sand monkeys likely wont have any to spare to nuke Israel…Get the popcorn, it’s gonna be a bumpy night…
I think they’ll be the packaging material…and what packages they are!
June 3, 2015 at 5:58 am
eon
As Heinlein said, what’s implied is always more interesting at first. It’s the overture to the full symphony later.
cheers
eon
June 3, 2015 at 6:36 am
Pamela
That name won’t be used for baby girls for quite a while.
I wonder how much CGI was used for the pictures.
June 3, 2015 at 9:16 am
Paladin
Yea, that’s the question. In the movie “Priscilla queen of the desert” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109045/ The director would not let the dude who was Priscilla have a mirror. The movie was shot under the harsh lighting of the Australian outback. It is “Harsh”.
June 3, 2015 at 7:54 am
WayneM
For some reason, I figured Caitlyn would go by Jenny Bruce… oh well…
June 3, 2015 at 10:08 am
billf
No,think about it-it’s all an attention grabbing ploy to keep the Kardashians in the media spotlight,and there aren’t any other famous “Caitlyns”,so marketing and media types won’t get confused.
June 3, 2015 at 8:42 am
RayNAiken
Hey! whoever did the makeup job for “Caitlyn’s” cover photo shoot did a fairly good job. So quickly….grab Rosie O’Donnell and help her it look like a woman.
June 3, 2015 at 8:46 am
JTC
Maybe they can help Rosie, but can you imagine the reaction of the makeover “artists” if Hillzabeast came calling? There ain’t enough plastique makeup in all of Hollowood for that.
June 3, 2015 at 8:59 am
RayNAiken
Aw C’mon….they make spatulas and putty knives in a large variety of widths. A little bondo here and there, touch up with a 6″ 40 grit side grinder to smoothen it out…..
June 3, 2015 at 10:25 am
Grunt GI
OYYYY, who the #^%%^ cares about some has been athlete on a TV freak show chopping off his johnson?
The world is going to hell in a handbasket..and THIS is what passes for news?!?!?!
Sigh, on a lighter note, I kinda think Zed looks awesome with the specs…sort of the intellectual sniper look..and as an older guy with bifocals, I bet his HAWT wife probably digs the distinguished look too….mine does. 🙂
June 3, 2015 at 1:12 pm
BeetleJuice
Ref “Caitlyn” – I understand (though haven’t verified) that the SWJ’s have already made over the Wiki entry for the former Bruce Jenner.
Allegedly, it’s now declared that “she” is the “first woman” to have won the Men’s Decathlon. {Aarggh, blaarff!}
June 3, 2015 at 2:51 pm
John Greer
In total defiance of the Olympic rules that state if it’s got male DNA it’s male.
June 3, 2015 at 3:10 pm
interventor
Comcast is blocking DBD, again.
June 3, 2015 at 3:25 pm
Chris Muir
maybe its all the boobehs.
June 3, 2015 at 5:30 pm
Pamela
Depends on to whom the boobehs are attached.
June 3, 2015 at 7:50 pm
JTC
And the definition of boobehs; in the broad (heh) context or the broader context, in which latter case Comcast better hire some more blockers.
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“I thought they were packing material…”
They will be.
*Rimshot*
On a more serious note, Jenner better savor these fifteen minutes of fame – becuase “Caitlyn” is indeed doomed to become a punchline.
Too funny, Bruce!
Sorry, Sam. Zed ain’t got the face nor the figure for it. And all that facial hair. . . (had to be specific).
With Barry Hussein in the White House, he, Jenner and their like are running the world. Is it any wonder that the million man, trillion dollar Iraqi army is running away from 800 neckbeaded baboons?
The first katamite president is turning civilisation into Sodom and Gomorrha…
And the punishment/retribution will be the same, and just as well earned.
With Pooty Poot giving nukes to the mollahs of Iran and the Saudi buying all those of Pakistan, the sand monkeys likely wont have any to spare to nuke Israel…Get the popcorn, it’s gonna be a bumpy night…
Yes, the Caitlyn jokes are starting already…
Links dont work?
http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy?ref=comics
I think they’ll be the packaging material…and what packages they are!
As Heinlein said, what’s implied is always more interesting at first. It’s the overture to the full symphony later.
cheers
eon
That name won’t be used for baby girls for quite a while.
I wonder how much CGI was used for the pictures.
Yea, that’s the question. In the movie “Priscilla queen of the desert” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109045/ The director would not let the dude who was Priscilla have a mirror. The movie was shot under the harsh lighting of the Australian outback. It is “Harsh”.
For some reason, I figured Caitlyn would go by Jenny Bruce… oh well…
No,think about it-it’s all an attention grabbing ploy to keep the Kardashians in the media spotlight,and there aren’t any other famous “Caitlyns”,so marketing and media types won’t get confused.
Hey! whoever did the makeup job for “Caitlyn’s” cover photo shoot did a fairly good job. So quickly….grab Rosie O’Donnell and help
herit look like a woman.Maybe they can help Rosie, but can you imagine the reaction of the makeover “artists” if Hillzabeast came calling? There ain’t enough plastique makeup in all of Hollowood for that.
Aw C’mon….they make spatulas and putty knives in a large variety of widths. A little bondo here and there, touch up with a 6″ 40 grit side grinder to smoothen it out…..
OYYYY, who the #^%%^ cares about some has been athlete on a TV freak show chopping off his johnson?
The world is going to hell in a handbasket..and THIS is what passes for news?!?!?!
Sigh, on a lighter note, I kinda think Zed looks awesome with the specs…sort of the intellectual sniper look..and as an older guy with bifocals, I bet his HAWT wife probably digs the distinguished look too….mine does. 🙂
Ref “Caitlyn” – I understand (though haven’t verified) that the SWJ’s have already made over the Wiki entry for the former Bruce Jenner.
Allegedly, it’s now declared that “she” is the “first woman” to have won the Men’s Decathlon. {Aarggh, blaarff!}
In total defiance of the Olympic rules that state if it’s got male DNA it’s male.
Comcast is blocking DBD, again.
maybe its all the boobehs.
Depends on to whom the boobehs are attached.
And the definition of boobehs; in the broad (heh) context or the broader context, in which latter case Comcast better hire some more blockers.
What about the REAL woman, Kim Howe the dizzy “bimbo Caitlyn” deliberately murdered last month by pushing her into traffic? I guess money WILL keep you out of jail…
http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/07/bruce-jenner-fatal-car-accident-pacific-coast-highway-malibu-photo-dead/
NOT PAYING A CENT say twinky!
Poofter not so pretty when holding on his money:
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2015/05/27/0527-bruce-jenner-tmz-2.jpg