And yet, I know a few of my shipmates that would try…
August 13, 2018 at 12:43 am
Punta Gorda
Gawd, I didn’t need to remember that. Some twit got a shipmate a miniature inflatable sheep as a prank gift for his pre wedding party. It was found 3 months later up in combat stuffed behind a bookshelf. Used.
August 12, 2018 at 12:04 am
Bill M
This is getting interesting. Too bad Jeeves is no longer around. That would really be ‘interesting.’
Sexbot? At -5 degrees? I think not. Unless the man wants his penis frozen solid, snapped off, then presented back to him as a memory of what-used-to-be.
So one-of-a-kind, even Uncle Sam doesn’t have one yet. But I’ll bet they’ve spied it out and know that it’s there.
Not that they won’t try to steal this one away from the DD Ranch.
Let the hilarity and fun begin.
We know that’s what you were going for Chris. But seriously…..look at the shadowing, the “hair” and angle…..sorry ol’ man, but she looks more like Da Hildabeest than Naomi.
Even though I KNEW it was supposed to be “Naomi” the FIRST person I thought of when I saw the face was HRC.
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so just how functional is this thing?
At minus 5 degrees (C or F) does it matter? Hellova way/place to get frostbite!
And yet, I know a few of my shipmates that would try…
Gawd, I didn’t need to remember that. Some twit got a shipmate a miniature inflatable sheep as a prank gift for his pre wedding party. It was found 3 months later up in combat stuffed behind a bookshelf. Used.
This is getting interesting. Too bad Jeeves is no longer around. That would really be ‘interesting.’
Well sheit’s obviously cold, check those nips!
And that BTW is it’s proper name…both in the descriptive and exclamatory manner. “What’s that?” “That’s a she/it.” “well, SHEIT!”
Hate to say this, but who does she look like from the neck up?
(and it ain’t somebody you like)
The Hildabeast!
How long does she last on a full charge ? Pretty impressive software…..
A sexbot Naomi – I see no downside to this…
But yeah, the baby bulge has to go. OR…we have a new life form.
I find it fascinating that she can look so demure while standing there essentially nude.
Well done, CM.
cheers
eon
That was the secret to the classic 1960’s Playboy photography.
Zar Belk!
essentially? how about totally?
Sexbot? At -5 degrees? I think not. Unless the man wants his penis frozen solid, snapped off, then presented back to him as a memory of what-used-to-be.
Many divorced men know exactly what you’re talking about.
How thick and detailed is the instruction manual for R1000?
So one-of-a-kind, even Uncle Sam doesn’t have one yet. But I’ll bet they’ve spied it out and know that it’s there.
Not that they won’t try to steal this one away from the DD Ranch.
Let the hilarity and fun begin.
Hmmm… a minu 5F temperature, and a strangely crude rendering of a former politico. What can it mean…?
Ah! I have it! Hah! Lure them straight into….. Oh, noooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Nicely done, CM. Nicely done.
that’s naomi’s face!
We know that’s what you were going for Chris. But seriously…..look at the shadowing, the “hair” and angle…..sorry ol’ man, but she looks more like Da Hildabeest than Naomi.
Even though I KNEW it was supposed to be “Naomi” the FIRST person I thought of when I saw the face was HRC.
Gives new meaning to colder than a witch’s tit.
That’s exactly where I was going with it…
Are Damon, Jan and the kids ever going back to the DD?
it’s… an anti-sexbot?
Gotta have a name… “Ice Queen?”
The site seems to be a little slower than usual with an update.
I hope there is nothing serious going on.
The site’s fine, but I’m a little slower these days, arghh.Heh
Bob Hope: “You Mean Like Democrats” (1940)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYIKZ42DaiA
Baby bulge? Damn. I snorted my coffee.