Skinny dipping? Biden? (Gag!!!) That’s just SO wrong! Although I guess it’s probably on the same level as Al Gore endorsing a non-existent penguin for a run at a Congressional seat. (I kid you not.)
The quickest way to cool Slow Joe is to put him in an office with a coatrack. He’ll soon be telling it all about the alternate universe inside his shorts.
Then he’ll segue to proving he’s the Smartest Guy In The Room by blurting out things he knows that the Democrats’ Fearless Leaders would far rather the peasantry didn’t know. The room should be bugged for this reason.
To finish up, play “I’m A Little Teapot” over the intercom. He’ll soon be singing along and acting it out.
Lyrics:
Cobra Cobra Cobra
Keep them squirrels sober
Keep them secret squirrels
High and dry!!!
Rain and wind and weather
Old Joe still looks like leather
Keep them squirrels sober
COBRAAAAAA!!
OT, but not really since the opposite would be occurring in any admin where Uncle Joe was involved, here’s ANOTHER kept campaign promise by DJT and another win for America First.
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“…in front of the staff.”
The other, younger, pool boys.
So what’s the Wiener’s position?
🙂
Come on, Chris…..you need to serve up eye bleach with even the thought
Considering his current resident, I suspect “bottom” and that he will never again produce audible farts.
Earlier this week I saw that Tony the D*** was released on parole.
Oh ewww… Now I need some mind bleach Chris…. Thanks not!
Sorry….shoulda’ read down first…
Skinny dipping? Biden? (Gag!!!) That’s just SO wrong! Although I guess it’s probably on the same level as Al Gore endorsing a non-existent penguin for a run at a Congressional seat. (I kid you not.)
I must presume the pool staff is pre-teen?
Crazy Uncle Joe the groper skinny dips at work?
Just plain EEwwww! Gross! Mind Bleach! Stat!
Is he still looking for invisible hamsters?
The quickest way to cool Slow Joe is to put him in an office with a coatrack. He’ll soon be telling it all about the alternate universe inside his shorts.
Then he’ll segue to proving he’s the Smartest Guy In The Room by blurting out things he knows that the Democrats’ Fearless Leaders would far rather the peasantry didn’t know. The room should be bugged for this reason.
To finish up, play “I’m A Little Teapot” over the intercom. He’ll soon be singing along and acting it out.
clear ether
eon
Just dont let him have access to any shotguns. Your front doors and upstairs windows will need replacing. Often.
Beat me to it BW, and as he blasts away from inside out he keeps mumbling to himself…
“…shhhogggun, get a shhhoggun!”
Funny, I thought Biden was off on some secret sleuth adventure about hope dying……..
https://accordingtohoyt.com/2018/10/05/i-blame-the-sarahs-a-review-the-opening-of-hope-never-dies-an-obama-biden-fanfiction-by-amanda-s-green/
“…old bulbs are supposed to burn out…” Yes, Biden’s “bulb” burned out a loo-o-o-o-ong time ago.
I thought the sexually slanted content had cooled off. Now this! Joe Biden? Thats halloween creepy…
‘Secret Service code word “COBRA, COBRA, COBRA…”’
Lyrics:
Cobra Cobra Cobra
Keep them squirrels sober
Keep them secret squirrels
High and dry!!!
Rain and wind and weather
Old Joe still looks like leather
Keep them squirrels sober
COBRAAAAAA!!
Music: ‘Rawhide’ title song
‘Secret Service code word “COBRA…”’
Well, it’s shorter than “BABBLING IDIOT, BABBLING IDIOT, BABBLING IDIOT”.
cheers
eon
Or “Vienna Sausage” 😉
That’s Anthony’s code name.
Old Pedo-Joe is a bit too creepy for a pool boy…
Why can I picture ol joe running out naked and firing his shotgun in the air to ward off anybody over the age of 12?….Lord help me….
nonncom, did you have to do that????????? I haven’t had breakfast yet!!!! That’s just – well, CRUEL!!!!
I have not yet had my first cup of coffee, let alone a much needed second in order to properly attend to these beautifully presented musings.
OT, but not really since the opposite would be occurring in any admin where Uncle Joe was involved, here’s ANOTHER kept campaign promise by DJT and another win for America First.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/border-fence-replacement-hailed-by-trump-is-completed-in-calexico/ar-BBOfwpf?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
Joe Biden reminds me of the Joe Isuzu character in those old 1980s commercials… “Trust me! And my obvious hair plugs!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFIcjfWvNYw&list=PLCRkFWhvWGbwC8KyTL8ZgmEMnAcPQmQP5
Very accurate…
http://dailytorch.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Mobocrat-DT-600.jpg
But it makes you wonder if Dems have ever heard the old saw (edited):
“Never take a club to a gunfight.”
Heh.
Joe Biden Skinny-dipping…
Eeww. Just… Ew.
There are some things a person can never un-see. Even the thought is nauseating.
It could be the Hildabeast skinny dipping instead.
AAUUUGH!
Bad Pamela! bad-BAD!
HMMM, I wonder if she would float – or sink???
Considering all the baggage she is packing around……
Since we’re having a spew-fest, why not both?
Together. Doing things. To each other.
Speaking of this evil thing,
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/state-department-revokes-hillary-clintons-security-clearance-at-her-request/ar-BBOiIDf?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
More to this…what is it up to?
Joe’s known for enjoying swimming nude in front of female secret service agents.
Maybe they need to bring out score cards
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