When my youngest daughter was 15, she… bloomed. Got a lot of attention at my game store from the ill-bred louts who were my customers. I hung a pump 12ga, my favorite T-handled spade, and a picture of my 4×4 truck over the counter, along with a map of Wyoming with the legend “Nothing mutch” emblazoned across it. the leering stopped, but my daughter became upset for some reason.
Like momma, like daughter? Hoo, boy, tryin’ to give Toly a heart attack, in sterio…. as if Naomi being a trained Isreali death-dealer ain’t enough.. I’d say the girls are ready for the Ol’ Swinnin’ Hole this summer!
Read that appropriately red silhouette panel blurb as “…you get a man shot, you got trouble.”
Then I heard Garth, “Po’ boy’s in the graveyard, Papa’s in the pen”.
Yup, that could happen. Proper warning Sam, you
keep that kid in restraint holsters for a bit longer…but do not teach this particular lesson by example if you please.
Oh, the stories I could tell about a daughter with seven older brothers and step brothers, all of whom had been trained to protect their baby sister at all costs…
I’m a transplant to Florida. Originally a Mississippian. (Jackson turned into a cesspool)
But observation of the new digs is revealing. Non beach locals tend to visit nearby rivers and lakes to do their swimming. It keeps the budding teenage girls away from the predatory shitbags on the beach. Even if one goes to those spots…he’s gonna have to deal with her kin, her classmates, and dad with his buddies.
May 23, 2021 at 4:48 pm
Halley
So….. how did Kate Upton’s genes get into Sam’s family?
Nice drawing! All I can say is that a girl with “guns” like Kiko’s would be one incredibly persuasive weapon! A set like that might not drive a man crazy–but they could sure inspire him to find his way there!
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Holy Crap all bad; bless’ Toly…
Nobody knows the troubles Zed hasn’t seen….
He ain’t seen trouble yet. But I bet he does have a Chrome Plated Shotgun suitable for a formal wedding.
“The wedding was
A formal one
Her papa had
A white shotgun
Something about a blonde, bourbon, and a straw.
…Now I have a mother-in-law
And 13 kids who call me paw
The message of the story is clear
Instead of bourbon, stick to beer…
A Jodie from Basic Training.
Just shows how warped I am to wax nostalgic for 9 weeks of torture.
Damn, That takes me back to Marine Corps training.
The prettiest girl I ever saw
was sipping bourbon through a straw
I Picked her up, I laid her down
Her long blonde hair lay on the ground.
Haven’t thought about that in almost 50 years.
The safety’s off … spray and pray!
Re-Sam’s comment: ‘Riding herd’
“……on a pair of heifers.”
When my youngest daughter was 15, she… bloomed. Got a lot of attention at my game store from the ill-bred louts who were my customers. I hung a pump 12ga, my favorite T-handled spade, and a picture of my 4×4 truck over the counter, along with a map of Wyoming with the legend “Nothing mutch” emblazoned across it. the leering stopped, but my daughter became upset for some reason.
Like momma, like daughter? Hoo, boy, tryin’ to give Toly a heart attack, in sterio…. as if Naomi being a trained Isreali death-dealer ain’t enough.. I’d say the girls are ready for the Ol’ Swinnin’ Hole this summer!
Read that appropriately red silhouette panel blurb as “…you get a man shot, you got trouble.”
Then I heard Garth, “Po’ boy’s in the graveyard, Papa’s in the pen”.
Yup, that could happen. Proper warning Sam, you
keep that kid in restraint holsters for a bit longer…but do not teach this particular lesson by example if you please.
That bottom Kiko had on looked more like a “Bonny Blue” than a “Stars ‘n Stripes.”
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star!!
Kids! The reason we can’t have nice things.
All that needs to be said is “We have a great Taxidermist for projects.
Keep looking at the Girls that way and you’ll end up being next.”
“Daughters are God’s punishment of you for having once been a teenage boy.”
-Tom Clancy.
clear ether
eon
“….That book by Nabokov!”
Apropos…..
Hooo-Boy! How old are the “”twins” saposto be now? Cartoon space time continuum is different than ours.
Obviously, old ENOUGH!
Zar Belk!
15 in our years, but pushing 18 in toon world.
I’ll be in my bunk.
You better be under 18 or Mom is going to spank. Which is extra.
Kind of glad we had boys, with boys you only have to keep an eye on one dick,
with girls you have to keep a close watch on every one in town…
Oh, the stories I could tell about a daughter with seven older brothers and step brothers, all of whom had been trained to protect their baby sister at all costs…
HAH!…
I’m a transplant to Florida. Originally a Mississippian. (Jackson turned into a cesspool)
But observation of the new digs is revealing. Non beach locals tend to visit nearby rivers and lakes to do their swimming. It keeps the budding teenage girls away from the predatory shitbags on the beach. Even if one goes to those spots…he’s gonna have to deal with her kin, her classmates, and dad with his buddies.
So….. how did Kate Upton’s genes get into Sam’s family?
Ahh, Kate, the girl with Girls:
https://www.courant.com/resizer/NwuiPdFCDR97fh7m8SHRVRSftIA=/1200×0/top/www.trbimg.com/img-58a4762d/turbine/os-sp-kate-upton-si-swimsuit-cover-0215
Chris,
Nice drawing! All I can say is that a girl with “guns” like Kiko’s would be one incredibly persuasive weapon! A set like that might not drive a man crazy–but they could sure inspire him to find his way there!
So…
What the hell is ‘Toly doing in Sam’s drawers?
Walk-in closet, not drawers…